Finding A husband

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:53:14 GMT

clipped by: carrerinyes
clipper's remarks: gender bias charges, the stores owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited

Clip Source: www.smilespedia.com

Finding a husband

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
Oh, mercy me! she exclaims, I can hardly stand it!
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid

Ouroboros: the serpent eats its tail

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:08:59 GMT

clipped by: abailart

Clip Source: www.dragon.org

The Serpent biting its own tail is first seen as early as 1600 years BC in Egypt. From there it moved to the Phonecians and then to the Greeks, who called it the Ouroboros, which means devouring its tail.

Clip Source: teek.artspots.com

Clip Source: altreligion.about.com

Clip Source: z.about.com

Clip Source: www.wilsonsalmanac.com

Clip Source: www.wisdomportal.com

V838 Monocerotis: Hubble Space Telescope/NASA
(February 8, 2004)

Clip Source: users.ucom.net

Clip Source: www.xzentradi.com

Clip Source: www.groundzeromedia.org

The serpent locked on its tail represents immobility and yet coils around the earth demonstrating perpetual movement. It represents the confusing message of your end being your beginning, your disintegration becoming reintegration. It is death before the spark of creation. It is believed to be the representation of the grand eternal cycle.

Tags: ouroboros

Clipmarks | carrerinyes's clips

Finding A husband

Finding a husband

Ouroboros: the serpent eats its tail