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Special Photos For Everyone

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:19:20 GMT

clipped by: vk2yoc
clipper's remarks: Including one just for Righthand, though now I've forgotten which one.

Clip Source: uncommonpics.com

Tags: photos, eclectic, nature, funny

Does this remind you of anything?

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:47:01 GMT

clipped by: bignosemousie
clipper's remarks: Am I the only one that thought of Clipmarks?

Clip Source: dilbert.com

Tags: dlibert, clipmarks

Look Closely..It's Not What You Think

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:49:54 GMT

clipped by: carrerinyes
clipper's remarks: Sand sculptures...gasp!

Clip Source: www.moillusions.com

Do's and don'ts with babies

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:17:19 GMT

clipped by: Aribeth
clipper's remarks:

Clip Source: www.c00lstuff.com

Do's and don'ts with babies

Tags: funny pics, photos

Famous Caricatures

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:06:52 GMT

clipped by: dakotayii
clipper's remarks: It's the eyes . Brilliant.

Clip Source: members.shaw.ca

Bruce Willis

Demi Moore

Hugh Grant

Jack Nicholson

John Travolta

Michael Douglas

Michelle Pfeiffer

Robert Deniro

Samuel L. Jackson

Sean Connery

Antonio Banderas

Mick Jagger

Tina Turner

Sylvester Stallone

Madonna

George Clooney

Arnold Swartzenegger

David Bowie

Goldie Hawn

Clint Eastwood

Rod Stewart

Bette Midler

Harrison Ford

Humphrey Bogart

The Wizard of 'OZ'

Mr. Bean!

Tags: cartoon

21 Funny Signs..er...etc etc etc (!)

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 20:15:03 GMT

clipped by: carrerinyes

Clip Source: www.aclevercookie.com

21 Funny Signs For Make Benefit Your Happy [PICS]

If I had a business that enabled me to put up signs, I would definitely have fun with it.

Reach Jesus faster

I knew this technique would work

Mommy, where do crabs come from?

Short and sweet

Also short, but not so sweet.

Read between the lines, get between my legs

In other words, don’t be an idiot…

Or you’ll end up in this cemetery, run by Nelson.

One of my favorites.

That’s how it is in this here parts.

Who let the dogs out?

Read this one, and read it carefully.

Understand?

Ever wanted to get rid of your kids?

She took half. Help a brother out!

Nuclear war, no problem. Cancer…

Ahh, the sensation

You be Bush, I’ll be Cheney.

Damn, so much for Sunday mass

Intelligent People Are Prone to Alcoholism

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:39:28 GMT

clipped by: Mohir

Clip Source: news.softpedia.com

The higher your IQ coefficient is, the more drinks you take daily. These are the results of a research made by the Medical Research Council and published in the "American Journal of Public Health," which points that women are particularly prone to drink heavily in their thirties, if they have an over-the-average intelligence.

It seems that being smart enough to know the bad effects

of alcohol is not enough and the stressful jobs of high-skilled professionals push them to the alcohol relief. This is especially true if women attempt to ascend in male-dominated professions.

It appeared that the men and women who scored higher for childhood mental ability tests displayed higher rates of problem drinking in adulthood, and the likelihood of drink issue was increased for intelligent women compared to men.

Overall 47% of men and 22% of women had drinking issues, consuming over the recommended upper limits of 21 units weekly for men and 14 units weekly for women,

Tags: behavior, drinking, alcohol, intelligence

If I Am Ever a Starfleet Captain...

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:01:41 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.sff.net

I will design my ships so that command and control functions cannot be hot-wired from a wall panel in the recreation bay.

Anyone who cannot be entertained by books, music, a good game of cards and a well-stocked bar will not be allowed to crew my ship. Hence there will be no need for a holodeck on my ship.

Under no circumstance will I agree to not develop or employ any particular technology.

If my ship is constantly being bugged, robbed, invaded, or taken over, I will replace my security officer, no matter how cool a character he is.

If my ship is whisked to the far side of the galaxy, leaving us with a seventy-year journey home, and a super-being offers to take us home instantly in exchange for having his baby, I'll agree and ask what we can get for two babies.

I will not depart the starbase unless my complement of Marines are on board.

I will never send the infantry down on missions that are better suited for orbital bombardment.

Tags: humor, science fiction

NO MORE LOL

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:50:23 GMT

clipped by: Aribeth
clipper's remarks: Loi is to be used when something is mildly entertaining, yet not humorous enough to evoke actual laughter. Actual laughter, however, may still be represented by "lol" or it's other manifestations (LMAO, ROFL, etc).
NoMoreLOL.com is calling upon conscious chatters, bloggers, texters and instant messengers to help us spread our message. If you suspect someone of False Lolling be sure to direct them to this website and warn them of the penalties of internet purjury.

loi

Clip Source: centraldigit.com

This site, in conjunction with it's sponsors, has been established to abolish the ever-present lie that is "LOL." Over the past decade it has become increasingly obvious that countless web users are misrepresenting themselves by typing LOL (or "lolling" as it has come to be called) when they are NOT actually laughing out loud. This ruse has been at the expense of internet loyalists who add up the lol's they receive in chat rooms and on message boards every day.

To better demonstrate the extent of this lie please refer to the graph below.

The National Acronym Monitoring Board of Linguistic Anomalies or NAMBLA has begun to crack down on "False Lolling" which is a class G felony punishable by permanent IP banning and in rare cases death by pwnage.

To help LOL addicts curb their deceptive temptation NAMBLA has implemented a new acronym that is more accurate while at the same time poignant and conveniently recognizable.

Loi
(Laughing On the Inside)

Someone Control My Granny!

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:55:06 GMT

clipped by: carrerinyes

Clip Source: www.zerohoursleep.com

1st Kiss = 1st Car = 84 years old & still driving his first car

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:29:22 GMT

clipped by: syncopath
clipper's remarks: salute !! .. ))

Clip Source: www.nytimes.com

Clarence Cleveland Curtiss, of Shelton, with his 1929 Ford Model A, which he bought in 1938.

Mr. Curtiss, 84, of Shelton, has followed the advice with the first car he ever owned, a 1929 Ford Model A; it has 200,000 miles on it and still runs.

Mr. Curtiss said he was 15 in 1938 when he bought the car, which sold for $400 when new, from a Derby man for $10. It was during the Depression.

Mr. Curtiss also has a strong emotional attachment to the car. He met his wife, Dorothy, shortly after he bought it, when he was 17 and she was 14; they had been married 56 years when she died in 1998. The initials they carved on the steering wheel as teenagers can still be seen. “She was the first and only girl I ever kissed in the car,” he said.

The Model A is one of about 25 cars that Mr. Curtiss owns, including a 1907 Sears Auto Buggy, a 1937 Rolls-Royce,

But it’s the Model A, which carries memories of that first kiss and won all those high school races, that tugs at his heart.

Tags: cars, kisses, and faithfulness :)

A kiss will never miss

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:23:17 GMT

clipped by: Aribeth
clipper's remarks: ~ How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said. ~
Victor Hugo

~It will be the kiss by which all others in your life will be judged...and found wanting.~
Hearts in Atlantis

Clip Source: www.finestquotes.com

~ [T]hen I did the simplest thing in the world. I leaned down... and kissed him. And the world cracked open. ~

Agnes de Mille

Clip Source: www.finestquotes.com

~ Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said to be carried in one's breath. ~

Eve Glicksman

Clip Source: www.finestquotes.com

~ When [he] kisses you he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe..and the moment is eternal because he doesn't have any plans and isn't going anywhere. Just kissing you...it's overwhelming. ~

Anon

Clip Source: www.finestquotes.com

~ A man's kiss is his signature. ~

Mae West

Clip Source: www.finestquotes.com

~ I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. ~

Chico Marx

Clip Source: www.finestquotes.com

~ Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'. ~

John Lennon

Clip Source: www.finestquotes.com

~ There's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me. ~

Gretchen Kemp

Clip Source: www.finestquotes.com

~ Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt. ~

William Shakespeare

Tags: quotes

Jagged Little Pill

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 21:36:21 GMT

clipped by: carrerinyes

Clip Source: sandiego.craigslist.org

THE PERFECT PILL

May I? My little girl recently turned 2!

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:24:28 GMT

clipped by: willhelm

Clip Source: www.facebook.com

Why Dogs Are Man's Best Friend

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:13:17 GMT

clipped by: moonspirit4ever

Clip Source: www.dribbleglass.com

You've always suspected it. Dogs are man's best friend. Now you know why.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs do not hate their bodies.

Dogs enjoy petting in public.

You never have to wait for a dog—they're ready to go 24-hours a day.

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

Dogs like to go hunting.

Another man will seldom steal your dog.

If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.

A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"

A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.