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if you're an ugly Chinese man...forget marriage!

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:22:29 GMT

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clipper's remarks: After almost 30 years of the policy, China now has the largest gender imbalance in the world, with 37 million more men than women and almost 20 percent more newborn boys than girls nationwide.
--estimates in a People's Daily interview that 10 percent of Chinese men will be unable to find wives, which could have a huge impact on Chinese society
testosterone levels, which are linked to aggression and violence, dropped when they married and increased when they divorced. Eternally single men, by extension, maintain high levels of testosterone--a recipe for violent civil unrest

Clip Source: www.newser.com

China’s got a big problem, one of its own making. The nation's one-child policy, now 30 years old, has resulted in a land of angry, testosterone-filled young men unable to find wives

worried about the world's biggest gender imbalance and its related spike in crime, the government is "vainly" seeking solutions—one campaign makes the point that having a baby girl isn't so bad, after all

Professional matchmakers are attuned. “We'll see real problems in eight or 10 years,” one said. But sympathy is in short supply. “If they're ugly and can't find work, there's nothing I can do. No one wants them.”

“Our national ability to pick up chicks will reach heights unparalleled in human history,”

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Blood pressure drug reduces bone density

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:11:15 GMT

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Clip Source: www.news.com.au

POWERFUL diuretics used to control blood pressure can also steal calcium from the bones and cause significant bone loss in men who take them

had triple the bone loss of men who never used them, the researchers reported

at risk of osteoporosis, which can cause broken hips and other broken bones

Lasix

Diuretics work to lower blood pressure by removing water from the blood via the kidneys

With less blood circulating, the blood does not have to pump so hard. The kidneys also filter out more sodium, potassium and, evidently, calcium. The drugs are especially effective in patients with heart failure, relieving the characteristic swollen ankles and breathlessness

best warmups for men over 40

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:44:28 GMT

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clipper's remarks: c'mon...touch your toes...you're nearly there go go and watch out for all the clicks in your back!

having fun!!

Clip Source: www.dailymotion.com

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the manliness of men(boys)

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:41:36 GMT

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Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

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man Vs woman: how to shower

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:03 GMT

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clipper's remarks: funny

Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

How to Shower: Women vs. Men

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Tags: how, to, shower, man, woman

Why men don't write advice columns

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:49:30 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Dear Lucy:
Hiya, a car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these work, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps
Brian

Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

Why men don't write advice columns

Dear Brian

I hope you can help me.I went to work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom naked with the neighbour lady. When I confronted him, he broke down and
admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum, stop seeing her, he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Lucy

Tags: men, don't write, advice columns

how men use post-it notes

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 22:32:32 GMT

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clipper's remarks: i once called her(janine) jen..."can you do me some scrambled eggs"...she came back to the bedroom and dumped about 6 eggs on my head.

Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

why men need post-it notes

Why men prefer a gun over WOMEN

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:11:25 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Crikey!...i'm gonna cop it now!!!!..but see how men are in small lettercase!!

Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

Why Men Prefer Gun Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

how do women print a word document

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:42:01 GMT

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clipper's remarks: don't worry, i'll find a pic even more
scathing of men's computer failings..

Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

Tags: humor, word documet, women, print

famous, funny, men at urinal skit!

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:42:53 GMT

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clipper's remarks: been trying to figure out who these guys are..what show it was on..

Clip Source: youtube.com

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Tags: men, urinal, skit, humor

Men killer

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:49:47 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Let me see...Men think with their ****s + eye candy = eradication! A conspiracy!!!

Clip Source: www.forumgarden.com

Tags: kills, men, male

Marriage tips for men

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:49:52 GMT

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clipper's remarks: >Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener
>Success in marriage is more than finding the right person. It's becoming the right person!

Clip Source: www.guy-sports.com

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.' Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1). Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2). Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy

an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine