Clipmarks | boozich's 'beer' clips

how to tell the sex of a fly

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:56:09 GMT

clipped by: boozich

Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'Hunting Flies,' he responded.

'Oh? Killing any?' she asked.

'Yep, three males, two females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded, 'Easy, three were on a beer can; two were on the phone.

counselling- southern style

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:55:01 GMT

clipped by: boozich

Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "Better think it over - - - -women like that are hard to find."

teen+facebook+google earth=pool party!!

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:55:26 GMT

clipped by: boozich

Clip Source: www.reghardware.co.uk

Tech savvy teens are using Google Earth’s splendidly clear aerial shots of the UK to launch a summertime craze – pool crashing.

Google Earth's used to identify pool-equipped victims and then Facebook helps organise the crash

Teens begin by surfing Google Earth’s satellite images to find houses with swimming pools - or at least paddling pools. Once a target has been identified, sweaty swimmers then use Facebook to arrange an organised, but uninvited, pool-crash.

Owners of several plush poolside properties have already returned home to find teenagers taking a dip in their man-made lakes or their spoor: beer cans, dog-ends and vomit floating atop their once crystal-clearpools.

Mobile phones, of course, seem to be an invaluable tool for a good pool-crash. Apparently, mobile numbers were doled out on Facebook for the organisers of one such event held earlier this week between midnight and 3am – well, it was a school night...

people falling like dominoes - ad for Millers beer

Thu, 15 May 2008 04:43:47 GMT

clipped by: boozich
clipper's remarks: great ad and very funny!!

Clip Source: youtube.com

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World's Healthiest Beers

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:58:58 GMT

clipped by: boozich
clipper's remarks: when i drink beer...i don't want healthy, i want the red,yellow and green lights all fading into one blob! Of course i'm not driving.

Clip Source: www.esquire.com

For most of human history, beer was considered a foodstuff -- tangy with hops (whose prenylflavonoids appear to fight cancer) and stress-busting alcohol, and thick with energy-giving malt and B-vitamin-rich yeasts. Today's filtered light beers are nutrition-free. Here are three old-school brews, all of them bottle-conditioned (a dollop of extra yeast is added just before they put the cap on) and tasty.

Smuttynose Wheat Wine Ale
Yes, wine. Although the thick, resinous body is pure ale, its buttery, oaky notes are pure chardonnay.

Lindemans Cuvée René Grand Cru Gueuze Lambic
Fermented at first with the wild yeasts in the air and then again in the bottle, this Belgian classic tastes more like champagne than beer. An acquired taste

Forêt Saison Ale
An organic Belgian made with artesian well water. Mellow, meaty

If you can't find these, there's always Guinness Stout: low in carbs, high in iron and flavor.

The price of beer in 145 countries

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:03:52 GMT

clipped by: boozich

Clip Source: www.pintprice.com

The price of beer in 145 countries.

Pint Price is a database of World Beer Prices. Use this site to find the best watering nation. Pint Price has also been described as an important economic iindicator... Help us complete the beer price database!

i love beer poster

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:21:48 GMT

clipped by: boozich
clipper's remarks: 7am - cleanser=light fruity ale corona with pineapple instead of a friggin lemon
1pm - the"i'm sick of work" ale..heavy and anarchic- Vic Bitter
6pm - after work after school "play time" party on but looking sexy to the opposite sex but as the night gets on, you become gay - Carlsberg Elephant Beer!

Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

25 great bumper stickers

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:14:59 GMT

clipped by: boozich
clipper's remarks: Dyslexics Untie!

An Apple a day keeps Windows away.

My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns.

Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Avoid alliterations always.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Dyslexics are teople poo.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!

Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Churches only worship the prophet margin.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.

I've heard about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading.

Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).

Squirrels - nature's speed bumps.

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

st patrick's day green beer

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:11:17 GMT

clipped by: boozich
clipper's remarks: here's how to make it!!!

Clip Source: au.f382.mail.yahoo.com

How to Make Your Own

Green Beer

(in less than 30 seconds)

Ingredients:

16 ounces golden lager

3-6 drops of green food coloring

Directions:
Pour beer into a chilled pint-size glass, add food coloring and mix. Repeat and enjoy!

new terrorist weapon

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:56:52 GMT

clipped by: boozich
clipper's remarks: a beer in the middle of the dessert! an aussie wouldn't blink twice!

Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

new terrorist weapon

Lines for a laugh!

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:27:18 GMT

clipped by: boozich
clipper's remarks: feeling very cocky tonight...must've been the thai chicken.

Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
3.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
4.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
5.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
6.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
7.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
8.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
9.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
10.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
11.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
12.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
13.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
14..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
15..Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
16.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
17.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on!

Tags: fun, lines, laugh

Clipmarkers! You deserve a beer for Xmas.

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:34:33 GMT

clipped by: boozich
clipper's remarks: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

You deserve a beer for Xmas

just buffing the cans for me mates at Clipmarks!!!!
Okay...who needs straws???

Tags: big, beer, cans

Monks make the best Beer

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:29:05 GMT

clipped by: boozich
clipper's remarks: I've gotta get a hold of some!!

Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

Monks make the Best Beer

The Trappist monks at St. Sixtus monastery WESTVLETEREN, Belgium

have been brewing Westvleteren beer at this remote spot near the French border since 1839. Their brew, offered in strengths up to 10.2% alcohol by volume, is among the most highly prized in the world.

They haven't increased production since 1946. They sell only from their front gate. You have to make an appointment and there's a limit: two, 24-bottle cases a month.

"We sell beer to live, and not vice versa," says Brother Joris

Rate Beer and Beer Advocate, rank the strongest of Westvleteren's three products, a dark creamy beer known as "the 12," best in the world, ahead of beers including Sweden's Närke Kaggen Stormaktsporter and Minnesota's Surly Darkness. "No question, it is the holy grail of beers,"

using a recipe they've kept to themselves for around 170 years. The result is a brew with a slightly sweet, heavily alcoholic, fruity aftertaste.

Tags: best, beer, monks

awesome display of pong skills!

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:47:14 GMT

clipped by: boozich
clipper's remarks: this is the link..
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_vids/freakish_beer_pong.htm

If this is real......

Clip Source: www.dailyhaha.com

Freakish Beer Pong Skills.

Obviously college has taught these kids something. Freakish Beer Pong.

Tags: beer, pong, skills, awesome

chilling your warm drink

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:47:06 GMT

clipped by: boozich
clipper's remarks: "Being cool, is not trying to be cool."

Clip Source: www.news.com.au

Kiwi champ chills beer in seconds for summer

A GADGET that can chill a warm can of beer in seconds has been invented just in time for summer.

confronted with the problem of tepid beer at a barbecue

called his invention Huski

It involves the instant production of dry ice pellets you can pop into your beer.

Dry ice has a cooling capacity almost four times that of the same amount of regular ice, with a surface temperature of minus 78.5C.

Tags: warm, drink, chilled, pellet