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my cynical days- by a closet Gordon Ramsey

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:58:04 GMT

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clipper's remarks: 10. Love is like a roller coaster: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to fuckin' throw up...preferably over that bitch!

11. Happiness...what a fuckin' joke, is merely the remission of pain.

Clip Source: muzich.blogspot.com

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just fuckin' leave me alone.

2. If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of the fuckers!.

3. It's a small world. So go on...use your fuckin' elbows .

4. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run like mad to the end of his chain and gag himself. Serves the fuckin' barker right!

5. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it...you shit!

6. I live on a one-way dead-end street.

7. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to fuckin' blame.

8. Always take time to stop and smell the fuckin' roses... and sooner or later, you'll suck in a bee.

9. If a fuckin' prick of a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek. Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.

history of printing

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:17:20 GMT

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Clip Source: www.cartridgesave.co.uk

An estimated 45 trillion pages are printed annually around the world, as of 2005

The printing industry has a long, rich history dating back to an estimated 1850 BC

Woodblock Printing (200 AD)

Intaglio Printing (1430's)

Printing Press (1439)

Lithography (1796)

Rotary Press (1843)

This type of printing machine was invented by Richard March Hoe, from New York City, in 1843

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Screen Printing (1907)

Dye-Sublimation Printer (1957)

Photocopier (1949 - first ever photocopier, 1960s - xerography photocopier)

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Laser Printer (1969)

Dot Matrix Printer (1970)

Soon after the introduction laser printer, the dot matrix printer was introduced by Digital Equipment Corporation of Maynard, Massachusetts in 1970

Inkjet Printer (1976)

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3D Printing (1993)

a telemarketer counter-script

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:54:09 GMT

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clipper's remarks: just to have a bit of fun with a cheaply paid, poor schmuck from India

Clip Source: www.xs4all.nl

The Direct Marketing sector regards the telephone as one of its most successful tools. Consumers experience telemarketing from a completely different point of view: more than 92% perceive commercial telephone calls as a violation of privacy.
Telemarketers make use of a telescript - a guideline for a telephone conversation. This script creates an imbalance in the conversation between the marketer and the consumer. It is this imbalance, most of all, that makes telemarketing successful. The EGBG Counterscript attempts to redress that balance.

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sleepy students -Stay Awake by Stimulating Pressure Points

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:42:51 GMT

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clipper's remarks: there is an accompanying video on the site

Clip Source: www.sciencedaily.com

Simple techniques inspired by traditional Chinese medicine may help students stay awake during class. Researchers report that college students were more alert if they massaged or tapped areas on the back of the neck, the hands and legs -- areas that acupuncturists believe can stimulate the release of endorphins

a lot of students have trouble staying awake during class.

I would be interested to see if people take this as a possible alternative to coke or coffee or other caffeine drinks,

self-applied pick-me-up technique might help kids stay focused

acupressure techniques need to be done for several minutes to be effective

researchers found students in a class were significantly more alert and less fatigued after self-administering acupressure treatments

Most Lethal Melanomas Are On Scalp And Neck

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:36:57 GMT

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Clip Source: www.sciencedaily.com

People with scalp or neck melanomas die at nearly twice the rate of people with melanoma elsewhere on the body, including the face or ears,

survival rates differ depending on where skin cancer first appears. Those with scalp or neck melanomas die at a rate 1.84 times higher than those with melanomas on the extremities

physicians pay special attention to the scalp when examining patients for signs of skin cancer. "Only six percent of melanoma patients present with the disease on the scalp or neck, but those patients account for 10 percent of melanoma deaths

Lymph node involvement was also more common in patients with scalp-neck melanomas