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Some of the Funniest Simpson Quotes

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:01:46 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

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Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

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Entrances to Hell.

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:25:19 GMT

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clipper's remarks: oh, my word limit ran out >.<

anyways yeah, this was ok... the first image is definitively the worst.

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Ireland

Town of Donaghadee

Old toilet in a derelict house

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United States

Hollywood

often goes unnoticed as the rich entertainment-biz people pass by

We can only speculate as to what the orange liquid dripping out of the entrance is

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Portugal

This picture shows the initiation well, which provides access to a portal. The portal is guarded by two stone demons/dragons/lizards and leads to a labyrinth of underground galleries. Access to the well is gained by a hidden revolving door in the rocks

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Czech Republic

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United States

West Virginia

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Country Bali

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United States

New York

old abandoned school

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United States

Ohio

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United States

South Carolina

Guarded by a rhyming toxic demon of the 5th order named Mindy

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Canada

old military barracks on the coastline

There's even an underground chapel

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Ireland

Dublin

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Netherlands

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Country England

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United Kingdom

Cambridge

I found this entrance on a trip to Jesus College in Cambridge

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Spain

Galica

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United States

Michigan

depths of my basement

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United States

Missouri

leads to nothing. It must be a sign

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Tags: entrances to hell, hell, disgusting, photos, photo

Michael Phelps - In the Beginning

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:31:51 GMT

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clipper's remarks: lol, I love Phelpsy!

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Tags: humour, cartoon, comic, michael phelps, phelps, sperm, ovum, sexual education, sex

Unusual E-Bay Feedback

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:50:32 GMT

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POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?

NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.

NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.

POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!

NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram.

NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.

NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped

NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair

Tags: e-bay, feeback, funny, humour

Weird Statues...

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:44:49 GMT

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Tags: weird, strange, statues, statue, world, strange statues around the world

Typically Male.

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:00:20 GMT

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Tags: boobs, male, breasts, naked, fighting, comic, cartoon

Who Doesn't Surf Flickr?

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:46:38 GMT

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clipper's remarks: gotta love Flickr.

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Tags: humor, flickr, photo, photos

'Where Was God?' - Refugees Ask

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:17:01 GMT

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clipper's remarks: the family found a military convoy that helped get them to the convent, which has provided food and medicine to refugees. Thirty tons of supplies have poured into the convent from the Russian Orthodox Church alone.

"We are working around the clock," Mother Nonna said. "We drowned in the flood of refugees."

Recently washed children's clothing is strewn across the railings outside the convent, which functioned as a summer camp for the Communist youth group during the Soviet era and now includes a special rehabilitation center for children who survived the 2004 terrorist siege of a school in nearby Beslan.

Dzara Kumeritova, an assistant at the convent, said that the refugees from South Ossetia all arrived terrified, most of the children too scared to eat for the first day or two.

"Somebody slammed the door and the crowd shivered," she said.

The article continues... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26206516/

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Russia - Sarmat Kapisov ran all night through the forest with his family, fleeing the fighting in South Ossetia and headed for the Georgia-Russia border. On his back, the 17-year-old carried his brother, who has cerebral palsy.

The convent director

said thousands have passed through since the bloodshed began one week ago in the pro-Russian separatist province claimed by Georgia

The most difficult thing was to answer their question: Where was God?

she said

100,000 people the U.N. refugee agency says have been uprooted by the conflict, an estimated 30,000 have fled across the border into Russia

twice as many have gone the other direction, toward the Georgian capital

Kapisovs spent days hiding in the basement of their home in South Ossetia

mother and eight children fled. The father and two oldest brothers stayed behind to fight the Georgians alongside the Russian military

The most horrible thing was when the tanks arrived

she said

After walking for a night

Tags: georgia, russia, conflict, refugees, war

Faces of the Earth

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:04:31 GMT

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Clip Source: flabbergastedly.com

Tags: face, faces, mundance, things, thing

A Wooden Mirror

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:46:06 GMT

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clipper's remarks: this is by Daniel Rozin

Clip Source: www.designboom.com

interactive artist daniel rozin works in a very particular artistic milieu, making mirrors from unreflective surfaces.
one of his creations, 'the wooden mirror' is a testament to his skill in this area. the mirror uses 830 square pieces
of wood which are hooked up to an equal number of small motors which move the wooden blocks according to a
built in camera. the camera picks up movement in light and somehow transfers the signal to the wood. the result
is an eerie representation of reality depicted in tiny wooden pixels. since building 'the wooden mirror' rozin has

experimented with a number of other materials.

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Tags: wooden, wood, mirror, art, visual art, daniel rozin

Poems For Those Still Afraid of the Dark

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:42:32 GMT

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Tags: poems, a beautiful revolution, cute, dark, night time, nightmare

Element Party

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:03:45 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Why can't they show us this at school?

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Tags: science, funny, humor, party, elements

Cool Flexible Chair

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:00:17 GMT

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clipper's remarks: That's cool.

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Tags: furniture, flexible chair, fun stuff

"Pilobolus" - Contortionist Performance With Shadows

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:57:20 GMT

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clipper's remarks: I wasn't sure what to call this, but it's awesome ^.^

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Tags: conan o'brien, contortionists, contortion, performance

Some Inconsistencies in Newpapers

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:32:32 GMT

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"Thanks to my dentist, I'm wearing my favorite jeans again." You know, I think the dentist is operating on the wrong end!

I love this one! Wanted... Steven Dominic Martinez wanted for witness intimidation. Oh, really? You mean THAT guy?!

Yeah, there you go!

There's nothing unusual about having one leg... except when the one leg is in the middle! I've never seen that before! That would make for an interesting sex life, wouldn't you say?

Apparently we have a huge transvestite contingent in the California Senate!

Yeah, that cat looks like she'd be great with kids!