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Some of the Funniest Simpson Quotes

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:01:46 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

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Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

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Unusual E-Bay Feedback

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:50:32 GMT

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POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?

NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.

NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.

POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!

NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram.

NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.

NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped

NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair

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Entrances to Hell.

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:25:19 GMT

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clipper's remarks: oh, my word limit ran out >.<

anyways yeah, this was ok... the first image is definitively the worst.

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Ireland

Town of Donaghadee

Old toilet in a derelict house

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United States

Hollywood

often goes unnoticed as the rich entertainment-biz people pass by

We can only speculate as to what the orange liquid dripping out of the entrance is

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Portugal

This picture shows the initiation well, which provides access to a portal. The portal is guarded by two stone demons/dragons/lizards and leads to a labyrinth of underground galleries. Access to the well is gained by a hidden revolving door in the rocks

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Czech Republic

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United States

West Virginia

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Country Bali

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United States

New York

old abandoned school

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United States

Ohio

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United States

South Carolina

Guarded by a rhyming toxic demon of the 5th order named Mindy

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Canada

old military barracks on the coastline

There's even an underground chapel

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Ireland

Dublin

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Netherlands

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Country England

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United Kingdom

Cambridge

I found this entrance on a trip to Jesus College in Cambridge

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Spain

Galica

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United States

Michigan

depths of my basement

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United States

Missouri

leads to nothing. It must be a sign

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Tags: entrances to hell, hell, disgusting, photos, photo

What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:54:24 GMT

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What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?

In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get it’s hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)
40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dialate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
>60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
>60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

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Typically Male.

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:00:20 GMT

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Tags: boobs, male, breasts, naked, fighting, comic, cartoon

Michael Phelps - In the Beginning

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:31:51 GMT

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clipper's remarks: lol, I love Phelpsy!

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Tags: humour, cartoon, comic, michael phelps, phelps, sperm, ovum, sexual education, sex

Faces of the Earth

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:04:31 GMT

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Tags: face, faces, mundance, things, thing

Weird Statues...

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:44:49 GMT

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Tags: weird, strange, statues, statue, world, strange statues around the world

Similarities Between Drug Dealers and Software Developers

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:13:53 GMT

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Drug dealers	Software developers
Refer to their clients as "users".	Refer to their clients as "users".
"The first one's free!"	"Download a free trial version..."
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).	Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E".	Strange jargon: "SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM"
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.	Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.	Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.
Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.	Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (same thing).
Their product causes unhealthy addictions.	DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. 'Nuff said.
Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.	Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!

Poems For Those Still Afraid of the Dark

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:42:32 GMT

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Tags: poems, a beautiful revolution, cute, dark, night time, nightmare

Who Doesn't Surf Flickr?

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:46:38 GMT

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clipper's remarks: gotta love Flickr.

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Tags: humor, flickr, photo, photos

'Where Was God?' - Refugees Ask

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:17:01 GMT

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clipper's remarks: the family found a military convoy that helped get them to the convent, which has provided food and medicine to refugees. Thirty tons of supplies have poured into the convent from the Russian Orthodox Church alone.

"We are working around the clock," Mother Nonna said. "We drowned in the flood of refugees."

Recently washed children's clothing is strewn across the railings outside the convent, which functioned as a summer camp for the Communist youth group during the Soviet era and now includes a special rehabilitation center for children who survived the 2004 terrorist siege of a school in nearby Beslan.

Dzara Kumeritova, an assistant at the convent, said that the refugees from South Ossetia all arrived terrified, most of the children too scared to eat for the first day or two.

"Somebody slammed the door and the crowd shivered," she said.

The article continues... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26206516/

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Russia - Sarmat Kapisov ran all night through the forest with his family, fleeing the fighting in South Ossetia and headed for the Georgia-Russia border. On his back, the 17-year-old carried his brother, who has cerebral palsy.

The convent director

said thousands have passed through since the bloodshed began one week ago in the pro-Russian separatist province claimed by Georgia

The most difficult thing was to answer their question: Where was God?

she said

100,000 people the U.N. refugee agency says have been uprooted by the conflict, an estimated 30,000 have fled across the border into Russia

twice as many have gone the other direction, toward the Georgian capital

Kapisovs spent days hiding in the basement of their home in South Ossetia

mother and eight children fled. The father and two oldest brothers stayed behind to fight the Georgians alongside the Russian military

The most horrible thing was when the tanks arrived

she said

After walking for a night

Tags: georgia, russia, conflict, refugees, war

A Wooden Mirror

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:46:06 GMT

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clipper's remarks: this is by Daniel Rozin

Clip Source: www.designboom.com

interactive artist daniel rozin works in a very particular artistic milieu, making mirrors from unreflective surfaces.
one of his creations, 'the wooden mirror' is a testament to his skill in this area. the mirror uses 830 square pieces
of wood which are hooked up to an equal number of small motors which move the wooden blocks according to a
built in camera. the camera picks up movement in light and somehow transfers the signal to the wood. the result
is an eerie representation of reality depicted in tiny wooden pixels. since building 'the wooden mirror' rozin has

experimented with a number of other materials.

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Tags: wooden, wood, mirror, art, visual art, daniel rozin

Nature's Cold Shoulder! - Ice Storms.

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:56:21 GMT

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clipper's remarks: That lady on the pool is nuts.

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Nature's Cold Shoulder

Freezing rain... sounds innocent enough, until it becomes a layer of ice, enveloping every single thing in a heavy, unwelcome embrace.

Pretty Nice Pictures

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:03:39 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Just some photographs I thought were pretty cool =]

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