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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | bignosemousie's Humor collection</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/clipcast/Humor/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/clipcast/Humor/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Periodic Table of Awesomements</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9B93007D-AFD8-4266-B62B-4FE0EAD88AB9/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Click source to enlarge.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Please note that bacon has an Awesome Number of 1.  Ninja is 2 and Batman is 3. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.dapperstache.com/index.php?contenttype=ptoa&amp;title=ptoa" title="http://www.dapperstache.com/index.php?contenttype=ptoa&amp;title=ptoa"&gt;www.dapperstache.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/FB07EDCE-BD75-4C68-A2F4-8CA20CA9EA82.jpg" alt="Periodic Table of Awesoments" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bacon/" rel="tag"&gt;bacon&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/rightly+most+awesome+thing+in+the+universe/" rel="tag"&gt;rightly most awesome thing in the universe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.dapperstache.com/index.php?contenttype=ptoa&amp;title=ptoa</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:41:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cake or Death?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/460DC596-5A7B-4202-94B0-4B947FC1A1B2/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVjKlBCvhg&amp;feature=related" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVjKlBCvhg&amp;feature=related"&gt;www.youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVjKlBCvhg&amp;feature=related</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:51:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Geek Gang Signs</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/FF287C8B-9477-4AD0-A7B1-8FFDF4109523/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/communication/some-humpday-fun-052537" title="http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/communication/some-humpday-fun-052537"&gt;www.unplggd.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/933800CB-7153-4445-B7C2-2FB0915ECA1E.jpg" alt="060408_sz_geekgang.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/communication/some-humpday-fun-052537</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:43:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>7 habits of highly successful people</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/5177FADD-25F4-41EF-81CA-B50EA94399F4/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/23BrendonLloyd.html" title="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/23BrendonLloyd.html"&gt;www.mcsweeneys.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 class="title"&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman" _moz-rs-heading=""&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;7 Habits of&lt;BR /&gt;Highly Successful&lt;BR /&gt;People.&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;1. Skiing&lt;BR /&gt;
2. Yachting&lt;BR /&gt;
3. Snorkeling&lt;BR /&gt;
4. Golf&lt;BR /&gt;
5. Polo&lt;BR /&gt;
6. Dinner parties&lt;BR /&gt;
7. Shopping&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/these+lists+are+making+me+laugh/" rel="tag"&gt;these lists are making me laugh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/23BrendonLloyd.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:23:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>FAQ for dogs</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7A8E17BC-404E-4F40-B055-F9C1C4C98C74/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/8NeahmiahScudder.html" title="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/8NeahmiahScudder.html"&gt;www.mcsweeneys.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;FAQ for Dogs.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;1. Who's a good boy? 
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;2. Who's got a fluffy tail? 
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;3. What's in your tail? 
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;4. What do you have? 
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;5. What's in your mouth? 
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;6. Where did you get that? 
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;7. Where is the rest of that? 
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;8. Where's your mom?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/8NeahmiahScudder.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:00:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>4 steps to becoming more decisive</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/1B1E82C2-8C79-41A9-88C0-56F462D89F12/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/12AndrewR.Juhl.html" title="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/12AndrewR.Juhl.html"&gt;www.mcsweeneys.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 class="title"&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman" _moz-rs-heading=""&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;Four Simple Steps&lt;BR /&gt;to Becoming More&lt;BR /&gt;Decisive.&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;1. Eeny

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;2. Meeny

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;3. Miney

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;4. Mo&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/12AndrewR.Juhl.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:56:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Lies printed on my waffle iron</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C561191C-269B-4771-88F6-9ECA641BF8FC/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/19AnnieMackey.html" title="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/19AnnieMackey.html"&gt;www.mcsweeneys.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 class="title"&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman" _moz-rs-heading=""&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;Lies&lt;BR /&gt;Printed on&lt;BR /&gt;My Waffle Iron.&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;Magic

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;Easy Clean&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/19AnnieMackey.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:31:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Unpopular Poetry Anthologies</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/66475BBF-FD60-437B-B7DF-24D2CD3CC2D8/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/4EricKocher.html" title="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/4EricKocher.html"&gt;www.mcsweeneys.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 class="title"&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman" _moz-rs-heading=""&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;Unpopular&lt;BR /&gt;Poetry Anthologies&lt;BR /&gt;by Unpopular Poets.&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;&lt;I&gt;Consumed by Desire: Poems by Cannibals 
 
&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;&lt;I&gt;Don't Make Me Repeat Myself: Villanelles by Terrorists
 
&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;&lt;I&gt;Pillaging the Heart: Love Poems by Pirates
 
&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;&lt;I&gt;Until the Count of Three: Haiku by Bank Robbers
 
&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;&lt;I&gt;Painted Man on the Street: Poems by Jaywalkers 
 
&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;&lt;I&gt;Kiss Me, Ashtray: Sonnets by Smokers
 
&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;&lt;I&gt;Don't Say Anything When I Sneeze: Poems by Atheists
 
&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;&lt;I&gt;When I Was Your Age: Epic Poems by Old People&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/4EricKocher.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:27:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Rejected Kafka adjectives</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/AA7791F3-C066-449E-995C-889208BCC099/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I wonder why Kafkatronic didn't win out? &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/11RyanNyburg.html" title="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/11RyanNyburg.html"&gt;www.mcsweeneys.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 class="title"&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman" _moz-rs-heading=""&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;Adjectives&lt;BR /&gt;Rejected in Favor&lt;BR /&gt;of "Kafkaesque."&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;Kafkaish

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;Kafkaey

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;Kafkatle

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;Kafkatronic

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="times, times new roman"&gt;Kafkalicious&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/kafka/" rel="tag"&gt;kafka&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/11RyanNyburg.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:24:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>bitter</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/333EF0D7-A1FC-4BDE-B8AF-53CB8E06E945/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  hee! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.defectiveyeti.com/" title="http://www.defectiveyeti.com/"&gt;www.defectiveyeti.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/62231DBE-B879-4FC1-BABB-8126C3B51313.jpg" alt="Bitter" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Wow, it's amazing the way I can just think up a joke like that, two months after the referenced event has passed!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.defectiveyeti.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:35:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Action figures in action</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2B25B3BB-B582-40A9-8581-C296DA5B701B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  The whole flickr set is great.  So many wonderful scenes with our Stormtrooper friends. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://flickr.com/photos/doctorbeef/sets/72157603716342376/" title="http://flickr.com/photos/doctorbeef/sets/72157603716342376/"&gt;flickr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/5A1417A5-4092-41CF-BF3A-40F0E757C5FD.jpg" alt="Dinner Is Served!" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://flickr.com/photos/doctorbeef/sets/72157603716342376/</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:00:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Make ur own ceiling cat!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F0A6F4A1-82ED-4B42-9C45-F40CF9EA3561/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Hahahahahahaha.  So great, I can't stop thinking of ways to use this. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://tubbypaws.blogspot.com/2008/03/meow-you-can-has-lolcats.html" title="http://tubbypaws.blogspot.com/2008/03/meow-you-can-has-lolcats.html"&gt;tubbypaws.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/D3CBD0F2-8675-48D2-A35A-97E795B4893F.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/E4002A4E-4F15-416D-B6AB-2D035C99A842.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;He is watching you right now so please make&lt;BR /&gt;this model^-^ You can tape it to your ceiling,&lt;BR /&gt;his rightful place. Print and cut out the pattern&lt;BR /&gt;and stick it together, this one it quite easy to&lt;BR /&gt;make I think though I cried a little designing&lt;BR /&gt;it. lolcats are nice. meow^-^&lt;BR /&gt;Click on the image to make it bigger...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/ceiling+cat/" rel="tag"&gt;ceiling cat&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lol/" rel="tag"&gt;lol&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/craft/" rel="tag"&gt;craft&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://tubbypaws.blogspot.com/2008/03/meow-you-can-has-lolcats.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:59:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Hotel  Bed Jumping  Photos</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9632C8B9-58DF-401B-B419-6AFE8DABD885/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This website has reader submitted photos and stories about jumping on hotel beds. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Ha!  The first one just cracks me up. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.hotelsbycity.net/blog/bed-jump/bed-jumping-images/fun-jumping-at-the-fresno-holiday-inn/" title="http://www.hotelsbycity.net/blog/bed-jump/bed-jumping-images/fun-jumping-at-the-fresno-holiday-inn/"&gt;www.hotelsbycity.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/5FC6912A-7E98-4623-9DA4-870029EFDBE7.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.hotelsbycity.net/blog/bed-jump/bed-jumping-images/bed-jumping-at-the-westin-bear-mountain-victoria/" title="http://www.hotelsbycity.net/blog/bed-jump/bed-jumping-images/bed-jumping-at-the-westin-bear-mountain-victoria/"&gt;www.hotelsbycity.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/3201EDCD-7D6C-4BA5-8D31-32730417A198.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.hotelsbycity.net/blog/bed-jump/bed-jumping-images/hotel-bed-jumping-at-the-luxor-las-vegas/" title="http://www.hotelsbycity.net/blog/bed-jump/bed-jumping-images/hotel-bed-jumping-at-the-luxor-las-vegas/"&gt;www.hotelsbycity.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/41FAFA8A-D690-4017-A7FB-0F68D269F5DF.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.hotelsbycity.net/blog/bed-jump/bed-jumping-images/hotel-bed-jumping-at-the-motel-one-frankfurt/" title="http://www.hotelsbycity.net/blog/bed-jump/bed-jumping-images/hotel-bed-jumping-at-the-motel-one-frankfurt/"&gt;www.hotelsbycity.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/3513C01D-63B7-4D50-9E14-8FC856439208.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.hotelsbycity.net/blog/bed-jump/bed-jumping-images/hotel-bed-jumping-in-houston-texas/" title="http://www.hotelsbycity.net/blog/bed-jump/bed-jumping-images/hotel-bed-jumping-in-houston-texas/"&gt;www.hotelsbycity.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/8038AA53-3F16-45FA-949C-489B9FA9509D.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.hotelsbycity.net/blog/bed-jump/bed-jumping-images/hotel-bed-jumping-142/" title="http://www.hotelsbycity.net/blog/bed-jump/bed-jumping-images/hotel-bed-jumping-142/"&gt;www.hotelsbycity.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/B94E521D-D1BA-4CD0-B009-48DEE88F653A.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bed/" rel="tag"&gt;bed&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jumping/" rel="tag"&gt;jumping&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hotels/" rel="tag"&gt;hotels&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/silly/" rel="tag"&gt;silly&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.hotelsbycity.net/blog/bed-jump/bed-jumping-images/fun-jumping-at-the-fresno-holiday-inn/</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:15:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Pop songs expressed with graphs</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/1C7458E3-073F-4EAE-B6DF-0644905816A1/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Ha! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://gawker.com/359928/dont-cry-for-me-argentina-and-other-pop-songs-expressed-with-graphs" title="http://gawker.com/359928/dont-cry-for-me-argentina-and-other-pop-songs-expressed-with-graphs"&gt;gawker.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/8CE96D17-1AB4-4FE8-B82E-75D225DB62DF.jpg" alt="songs-1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/57BA0D3B-A2C2-4A48-90B6-3FD5DE554157.jpg" alt="songs-3.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/9360CF40-B7B9-4CB5-8031-0775161F7648.jpg" alt="songs-5.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/music/" rel="tag"&gt;music&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/not+bacon/" rel="tag"&gt;not bacon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://gawker.com/359928/dont-cry-for-me-argentina-and-other-pop-songs-expressed-with-graphs</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 03:35:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bacon Robots</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B04E1079-DB3F-4577-B278-303C613BCE2E/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  It's bacon of the future. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.baconrobots.com/" title="http://www.baconrobots.com/"&gt;www.baconrobots.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/60E391C5-6CB3-43CA-BCE3-420EBCCD1AFC.gif" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/4F2DBD1D-AA87-485F-AD87-75E16F245BD4.gif" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV align="justify" class="bigwhitetext"&gt;Finally, you can have tasty, sizzling bacon, without all the shopping, planning, and preparation.
                        Just schedule your appointment at baconrobots.com, and our trained automatons will come and prepare
                        bacon for you, exactly the way you like it.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.baconrobots.com/howitworks.html" title="http://www.baconrobots.com/howitworks.html"&gt;www.baconrobots.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Use our simple reservation system to schedule your appointment when you want it, and select the type and quantity of bacon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;When your appointment comes, a specially-trained BaconRobots android will arrive, ready to cook bacon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Within ninety minutes of her arrival, our android will have a flaming hot plate of bacon for you to eat.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;TR&gt;&lt;TD&gt;If the Resistance attacks in the day before your appointment, we will need to reschedule to a better time.&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;TR&gt;&lt;TD nowrap="" height="5"&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;If your BaconRobot's fusion core runs out during your appointment, open her service panel and hit it with a hammer.  Make sure you block your eyes - plutonium can be dangerous!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bacon/" rel="tag"&gt;bacon&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/robots/" rel="tag"&gt;robots&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/online+ordering/" rel="tag"&gt;online ordering&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.baconrobots.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:52:42 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>