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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | bignosemousie's Bacon, glorious bacon collection</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/clipcast/Bacon%2c+glorious+bacon/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/clipcast/Bacon%2c+glorious+bacon/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Mmmvelopes: Bacon-flavored mail</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/73D4B10D-AF9C-42D2-B204-EF2C77CAEF85/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/infidel70/"&gt;infidel70&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10400233-1.html" title="http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10400233-1.html"&gt;news.cnet.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;I honestly can't remember the last time I sent something using conventional mail, but it may have been more than three years ago. I hate licking stamps and envelopes and risking a paper cut in one of the worst places I can imagine. But after spotting &lt;A href="http://mmmvelopes.com/"&gt;these Mmmvelope bacon-flavored envelopes&lt;/A&gt; from "bacontrepreneurs" J&amp;D's, I might start looking for reasons to send random stuff out. And for as little as three packs of 25 for $14.99, I can send a lot.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;IMG width="384" height="251" alt="Mmmvelope" src="http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/bto/20091117/croppedmmmvelopes.jpg" class="cnet-image" /&gt;
&lt;P class="image-caption"&gt;Mmmvelopes sell online and at stores including Albertsons, Pick 'n Save, Raley's, and Fry's.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
The No. 10 envelopes themselves are regular paper but the glue has a bacony essence ("it's not real bacon, mind you, so you won't have to start storing your envelopes in the refrigerator," the creators stress). &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt; When they make bacon-flavored stamps I might start paying those bills I keep getting. Then maybe I can make food (bacon!) in my oven because they'll have turned the electricity back on. Bacon.
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10400233-1.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:44:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Behold:The Bacon Lamp</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D87C0355-5957-48CD-9EDA-AE9562F25C17/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Kelika/"&gt;Kelika&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2009/11/10/behold-the-bacon-lamp/" title="http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2009/11/10/behold-the-bacon-lamp/"&gt;www.geeksaresexy.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/Kelika/512/52A18F46-D83F-42A2-B77A-F4388B627939.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Yes folks, it’s a lamp, and it’s made out of bacon strips. It’s the bacon lamp! Behold the eighth wonder of the world:&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/Kelika/512/B38D28A7-C9E9-4950-95C3-DD11683C9026.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2009/11/10/behold-the-bacon-lamp/</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:39:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bacon Bites - Foodie Heroin</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3743A6A4-BD88-4350-B3E1-A8D0267282BE/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  The perfect party snack. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.kingarthurflour.com/blog/2008/12/30/the-perfect-party-snack-bacon-bites/" title="http://www.kingarthurflour.com/blog/2008/12/30/the-perfect-party-snack-bacon-bites/"&gt;www.kingarthurflour.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Not long ago, I was rooting around our recipe archive, and came across these gems: &lt;A href="http://www.kingarthurflour.com/shop/RecipeDisplay?RID=184" linkindex="5"&gt;Bacon Bites&lt;/A&gt;. They had all the components of upscale bachelor food, and certainly fit into the guilty pleasure category. They combine simple cooking techniques with three of the greatest food groups imaginable rolled into one snack: bacon, cheese, and squishy bread. What a coup for the holiday entertaining season (not to mention football playoffs) to come! I was off.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/AB41800B-9BEA-4C13-A6CB-9934C4F13F41.jpg" alt="bbitesbeauty.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;First step? Make the filling. First, stir the cheeses together until no lumps remain.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/BB004579-2B7D-48A5-BC6B-94B560F62808.jpg" alt="bbitesstirchse.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Drain some roasted red peppers well,&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/E73ECE3C-4BC9-48C0-BE2B-E1C445C6ABC8.jpg" alt="bbitesdrainpeppers.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Dice them up, slice some scallions, and stir them in.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/550B6F86-5B73-4F8D-99E9-79B6AD1F5B54.jpg" alt="bbitesaddveg.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;That’s the red/green holiday filling recipe, but please don’t stop there. You could mix chunks of smoked salmon and some chives into your cream cheese. Grated onion and horseradish with some shredded cheddar would be tasty. How about some diced shrimp and pineapple?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/DD7AFCD8-7595-4BAA-82DB-2654F18BDC07.jpg" alt="bbitestrimbrd.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Now spread the filling on the bread&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/17DF9D41-D094-41C7-A385-F095B21375DB.jpg" alt="bbitessprd.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/AA32C245-9A1B-4AFF-8C2A-86405F6C4C11.jpg" alt="bbitesrllbrd.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/74048DDA-C1C0-4AC3-B58E-A2840E0F1743.jpg" alt="bbitessquishbrd.JPG" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/680BC957-891D-44A9-B070-7BE07BCFC180.jpg" alt="bbitesrollsquished.JPG" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/6658D30E-01EE-4F68-8DBE-7F414A428EAC.jpg" alt="bbiteswrapbcn.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/96B6748B-E7D3-4C4A-A3EE-A4D6D73D9AFB.jpg" alt="bbitestrimend.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Freeze the rolls for 30 minutes to firm them up&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/C274F4E3-BE30-4171-825C-4DF314F7D5F4.jpg" alt="bbitescut3rds.JPG" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;IMG id="Clipmarks_SelectionClipper" src="http://content0.clipmarks.com/images/disparate-clip.gif?1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Bake for 30 to 35 minutes&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/988F8858-D7EF-4F29-B69F-2AEC70FEEDE8.jpg" alt="bbtastesheet.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/F1E61491-0C3D-4E58-A3E8-2A518B63004D.jpg" alt="bbitesdone.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.kingarthurflour.com/blog/2008/12/30/the-perfect-party-snack-bacon-bites/</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:50:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>British Bacon Connoisseur's Week</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/BBCBE9CD-C641-4001-B342-75888793DCA2/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Be prepared for next year. Mmmmm... BACON! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.lovebacon.info/" title="http://www.lovebacon.info/"&gt;www.lovebacon.info&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3 class="menu"&gt; Love Bacon&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2 class="style5"&gt;Welcome to...        &lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="style2"&gt;the third Bacon Connoisseurs Week. Where we extoll the virtues of premium quality bacon and how it can be an excellent ingredient for so many meals. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/6A6FB574-45AF-40F8-AB98-B75DF42E57D6.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="style1"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Case &amp; Sons&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
                  who were also the overall winners with a Traditional Smoked Bacon&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/2595A346-6E77-4829-9BA2-EAFCB28F5CB4.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="style1"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Dukeshill Ham Company&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt; 
        with a Wiltshire Cure Back Bacon&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/72437CEE-5325-4E77-A23C-7A934B245A68.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="style4"&gt;Woburn Country Foods &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="style1"&gt;with a Black Back Bacon&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/58C7E47B-B067-48BE-9A87-D3DCB5FB4146.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/2B10A15F-DE4C-4AC4-A7D4-BDFDD70A614E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="homePanelInside"&gt;
           &lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="style5"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="style1"&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://demo.lovebacon.info/documents/Baconbreakfastandbeyond.pdf"&gt;&lt;IMG width="101" height="142" border="0" align="left" src="http://www.lovebacon.info/images/bookletfc_000.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;Recipe Ideas....Look no further.....&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
           &lt;P class="style1"&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.lovebacon.info/documents/Baconbreakfastandbeyond.pdf"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Breakfast and Beyond&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/A&gt;.&lt;/P&gt;
           &lt;P class="style1"&gt;A new selection of recipes for all meals, not just breakfast! &lt;/P&gt;
           &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt;
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           &lt;H2&gt; &lt;/H2&gt;
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           &lt;DIV class="clearFloat"&gt;&lt;IMG width="1" height="1" alt="" src="http://www.lovebacon.info/images/spacer.gif" /&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
         &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.lovebacon.info/</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:32:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bacon Cheese Wrap</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/1B95A186-8131-4D9D-BBAD-CDA46B372B63/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/n2sooners/"&gt;n2sooners&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Omelete/?ALLSTEPS" title="http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Omelete/?ALLSTEPS"&gt;www.instructables.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;This is for &lt;STRONG&gt;Bacon&lt;/STRONG&gt; Lovers  only!&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Hope your hungry and hope you LOVE &lt;STRONG&gt;bacon&lt;/STRONG&gt;..&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step1" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/SCBBXJ8G0ZWL1R3/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 1&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;Laying out the bacon omelette!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/3641DAB7-D479-4B26-BF07-1EA153715D66.jpg" alt="bacon01.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step2" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/SDMR4F0G0ZWL1UY/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 2&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;Butter the edges!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/966E9B77-2036-4642-9B80-411C90B73274.jpg" alt="bacon02.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step3" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/S28NRIAG0ZWL1VF/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 3&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;Season to taste  : )&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/25923AE9-9C15-405E-9485-FB0F09CAAB5C.jpg" alt="bacon03.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step4" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/S6MTGO7G0ZWL1VV/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 4&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;Cook both sides throughly...&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/29D00AA3-0308-470C-AEC6-64D5B0B6C6CE.jpg" alt="bacon04.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step5" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/S18IYFPG0ZWL1WC/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 5&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;Adding your cheese of choice!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/DE886557-2AB4-4B87-B46D-436A1F9C10B4.jpg" alt="bacon05.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step6" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/SUXOT73G0ZWL1X4/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 6&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;Melting the cheese and rolling up the bacon omelette.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/D1DB4474-D33E-43B6-B005-9047ACABAD16.jpg" alt="bacon06.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step7" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/SCITFFSG0ZWL1XC/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 7&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;Breakfast time!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Hash browns and eggs are optional!&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Bacon&lt;BIG&gt; 700 &lt;/BIG&gt;calories&lt;BR /&gt;Cheese &lt;BIG&gt;700&lt;/BIG&gt; calories&lt;BR /&gt;Butter  &lt;BIG&gt;800&lt;/BIG&gt; calories&lt;BR /&gt;Hash Browns (optional) 2 cups &lt;BIG&gt;350&lt;/BIG&gt; calories&lt;BR /&gt;3 fried Eggs (optional)  &lt;BIG&gt;190&lt;/BIG&gt; calories&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Total 2740 calories&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/1F0F02DD-D081-4213-B8DB-42D2B6573B4B.jpg" alt="bacon07.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bacon/" rel="tag"&gt;bacon&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cheese/" rel="tag"&gt;cheese&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Omelete/?ALLSTEPS</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:58:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cheese and Bacon Scones</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7D2BA336-97C6-405B-B01F-0E8A8A3C7655/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/jlshen/"&gt;jlshen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://peasepudding.wordpress.com/2009/09/30/lazy-sunday-afternoon-enjoying-cheese-bacon-scones/" title="http://peasepudding.wordpress.com/2009/09/30/lazy-sunday-afternoon-enjoying-cheese-bacon-scones/"&gt;peasepudding.wordpress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Ingredients – makes about 6-8 large scone&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;UL&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;200g self raising flour&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;80g butter&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;pinch of salt&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;4 rashers of streaky bacon, thinly sliced&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;100g grated cheddar cheese&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;150 of milk&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;1 tblsp Dijon mustard&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;/UL&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Method&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;OL&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;Preheat oven to 180 degrees centigrade.&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;Fry bacon till brown.&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;whisk the mustard into the milk.&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;Place flour, butter and salt into a bowl.&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;Rub butter and flour together until the mixture resembles fine bread crumbs.&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;Add the grated cheese &amp; bacon and mix through.&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;Form a well in the centre of bread crumb mix and add the milk kneed gently to form a soft dough.&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;Transfer dough onto a floured board and press the dough out with hands (rather than using a rolling pin) until it is about 2cm thick.&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;Either use a round cookie cutter to cut out the scones or slice the scones into squares.&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;Place on a floured baking sheet and brush tops of scones with a little egg wash.&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;Bake for 20 minutes until risen and golden brown, they will sound hollow like bread when tapped on the base if cooked through correctly.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/OL&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG height="400" width="450" alt="bacon-scones" src="http://peasepudding.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/bacon-scones.jpg?w=450&amp;h=400" title="bacon-scones" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-991" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;EM&gt;D&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://peasepudding.wordpress.com/2009/09/30/lazy-sunday-afternoon-enjoying-cheese-bacon-scones/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:22:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Celebrate with bacon</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2F9EFF56-7218-427A-A8F7-C94CB5B9E8E6/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08OZ32s1xOM" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08OZ32s1xOM"&gt;www.youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08OZ32s1xOM</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:29:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>My overall health vs. bacon</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/1676426F-2619-4F5E-BA12-FB489A8BC0E6/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://xkcd.com/418/" title="http://xkcd.com/418/"&gt;xkcd.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/2DF91BE2-F683-4612-8879-562B17E618BE.png" alt="Stove Ownership" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://xkcd.com/418/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 03:56:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bacon of the Month Club</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D26A2E1A-2573-4C5B-99D3-92FCB62616E0/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/n2sooners/"&gt;n2sooners&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.gratefulpalate.com/index.php?p=Category_11" title="http://www.gratefulpalate.com/index.php?p=Category_11"&gt;www.gratefulpalate.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/7DC83A62-8090-4641-91C0-994360FE8B8B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/45E1CEC0-3C92-45C4-9031-CC37EDB3611A.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/498F59D8-525C-4A0E-95C2-ED2448868A38.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/D8CEB059-BBC8-49D9-B796-A2A171A7B8F1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/0291E968-47EC-4AD8-A161-202BF191FC30.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/75330981-724B-46B1-935E-3D7AE97F51D6.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/FE3767C0-6003-40C4-AF1E-E8B6220C9C20.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bacon/" rel="tag"&gt;bacon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.gratefulpalate.com/index.php?p=Category_11</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:56:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bacon jam. Yes, really!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/4B86D354-8D5F-4198-8F14-118A17293033/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Does it get any better? &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I don't see how it could.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Bacon. Jam.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Bacon jam, people. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://homesicktexan.blogspot.com/2009/09/bacon-jam-recipe-make-it-at-home.html" title="http://homesicktexan.blogspot.com/2009/09/bacon-jam-recipe-make-it-at-home.html"&gt;homesicktexan.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/37F840D7-29C2-49E2-8A6D-981E242F6E60.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/617C0FB8-703E-452C-89C7-C23052A06A16.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;1 pound of bacon&lt;BR /&gt;4 cloves of garlic, minced&lt;BR /&gt;1 sliver of onion&lt;BR /&gt;1-4 chipotles en adobo (depending on the level of heat you can tolerate)&lt;BR /&gt;2 teaspoons adobo sauce (from the can)&lt;BR /&gt;2 teaspoons ancho chile powder&lt;BR /&gt;1/2 teaspoon allspice&lt;BR /&gt;1/2 teaspoon ground Mexican hot chocolate&lt;BR /&gt;1 cup of brewed coffee&lt;BR /&gt;1/4 cup apple cider vinegar&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Black pepper to taste&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Method:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Cook the bacon until fat is rendered, but not too crisp. Cut cooked bacon into two-inch sized pieces.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;On medium heat, cook the onion and garlic in one tablespoon of rendered bacon fat in a medium-sized pot for two minutes. Add the cooked bacon, spices, apple-cider vinegar and coffee. Simmer on low for two hours, stirring occasionally. If jam starts to get dry, add water, 1/4 cup at a time.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;After two hours, place bacon jam into a food processor, and puree for two or three seconds, tops. You just want to bring it together but still have some chunks.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://homesicktexan.blogspot.com/2009/09/bacon-jam-recipe-make-it-at-home.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:40:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>World's Oldest Person Dies At 115; Ate Steady Diet of... Bacon </title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/77438A79-6AAA-4298-8EC3-8922FD8C09E1/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/merrie/"&gt;merrie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Mmm......... bacon. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:#e5e5e5"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2009/09/worlds-oldest-person-dies-at-115-ate.html" title="http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2009/09/worlds-oldest-person-dies-at-115-ate.html"&gt;directorblue.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;A href="http://astuteblogger.blogspot.com/"&gt;Reliapundit&lt;/A&gt; alerts us to breaking news&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;A href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/SqrxWb5E3tI/AAAAAAAAV2E/U9h4xAH3aJU/s1600-h/090911-baines.jpg"&gt;&lt;IMG border="1" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380378072594046674" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/SqrxWb5E3tI/AAAAAAAAV2E/U9h4xAH3aJU/s400/090911-baines.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;Gertrude Baines, who lived to be the world's oldest person on a steady diet of crispy bacon, fried chicken and ice cream, died Friday at a nursing home. She was 115.  Baines, who remarked last year that she enjoyed life so much she wouldn't mind living another 100 years, died in her sleep, said Emma Camanag, administrator at Western Convalescent Hospital.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The centenarian likely suffered a heart attack, said her longtime physician, Dr. Charles Witt. An autopsy was scheduled to determine the cause of death.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;...Staff at Baines' nursing home described her as a modest woman who liked to watch the "Jerry Springer Show" and eat fried chicken, bacon and ice cream. She refused to use dentures.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;"I don't know how she does it. She only has her gums, no teeth," said Susie Exconde, the nursing director who found Baines dead in her bed at about 7:25 a.m...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/115+year-old+woman+dies/" rel="tag"&gt;115 year-old woman dies&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/ate+steady+diet+of+crispy+bacon+fried+chicken+and+/" rel="tag"&gt;ate steady diet of crispy bacon fried chicken and &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2009/09/worlds-oldest-person-dies-at-115-ate.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:35:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Peanut butter bacon cookies: recipe</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D811EDAF-1E9C-4D8B-ADF5-3C7A7DDD5AC2/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Only 5 ingredients and one of them is bacon! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.joythebaker.com/blog/2009/09/peanut-butter-bacon-cookies/" title="http://www.joythebaker.com/blog/2009/09/peanut-butter-bacon-cookies/"&gt;www.joythebaker.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/bignosemousie/512/EF466B24-5AEE-4429-B262-7D0EF0F9C84A.jpg" alt="Peanut Butter Bacon Cookies" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Peanut Butter Bacon Cookies&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;adapted from The Gourmet Cookbook&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;makes 15 cookies about the size of your palm&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;1 cup all-natural chunky or smooth peanut butter&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;1 cup sugar (1/2 cup brown sugar and 1/2 cup granulated sugar)&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;1 egg&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;1 teaspoon baking soda&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;about 6 slices of bacon, cooked, cooled and dices&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;In a skillet over medium high heat, fry up bacon until cooked through and let cool on paper towels until cool enough to dice.  Dice up and set aside.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Grease a baking sheet with butter and set aside.  In a mixer combine peanut butter and sugars until well combined, about 2 minutes.  Add egg and baking soda and mix for another 2 minutes.  Fold in cooked bacon.   Roll into large walnut sized balls and create a cris-cross pattern with a fork.  If you’d like, roll the dough balls in granulated sugar before making the cris-cross pattern.  Bake for 10 minutes, until lightly browned.  Cool on a baking sheet for five minutes, then transfer to… your mouth.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bacon+in+a+cookie%3f+yes!/" rel="tag"&gt;bacon in a cookie? yes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.joythebaker.com/blog/2009/09/peanut-butter-bacon-cookies/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:39:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How To Make Chicken Fried Bacon</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9F7B66F8-442C-40F3-B2F4-DEA559D85813/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/n2sooners/"&gt;n2sooners&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Make-Chicken-Fried-Bacon/?ALLSTEPS" title="http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Make-Chicken-Fried-Bacon/?ALLSTEPS"&gt;www.instructables.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step1" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/SVIYPHLFYTCLIAU/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 1&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;Ingredients That You Will Need&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/E84899B1-7AC3-44CD-BF74-37A0038EE8BB.jpg" alt="bacon_ingredients.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step2" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/SJETR5RFYTCLIBB/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 2&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;Setting Up The Coating Mix&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/879DECB3-E440-4485-98B2-DFFFC1E730D2.jpg" alt="plate_set_up.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step3" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/S1TPXD0FYTCLIBV/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 3&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;Dredging The Bacon In Flour&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/234B1191-A083-48C1-9C45-374378B8C369.jpg" alt="bacon_flour.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step4" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/SAH6CYEFYTCLICH/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 4&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;Dipping The Bacon In Egg&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/05097CBB-0925-426A-A586-D37019601214.jpg" alt="bacon_egg.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step5" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/S68RHUQFYTCLICU/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 5&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;The Breadcrumb Coating&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/E402C626-5493-44D9-A2B8-AFCC950B6115.jpg" alt="bacon_crumbs.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step6" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/SD1FZXFFYTCLIDZ/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 6&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;Raw And Ready To Go&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/C27AF1A3-9691-4C94-85D1-2310FECB564B.jpg" alt="raw_on_plate.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step7" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/SARSY78FYTCLIFD/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 7&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;Frying the Bacon&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/F1BA636F-8C59-4069-8562-810D24DD1B64.jpg" alt="bacon_frying.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step8" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/SVU27ZCFYTCLIFK/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 8&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;Removing Excess Oil&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="txt"&gt;Once you are done all the cooking, place another paper towel ontop of the bacon and gently pat out any excess oil. With this recipe this sounds a little counter intuative, but it will make for a better eating experience.&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/0C20F49D-B1C5-4303-9A36-EB3B24E05B9B.jpg" alt="bacon_paper_towel.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A name="step9" href="http://www.instructables.com/id/SFECAUBFYTCLIFW/" bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepLabel"&gt;step 9&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="stepTitle"&gt;The Finished Product&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="txt"&gt;Now admire your artery clogging, heart stopping culinary efforts! A creamy ranch dressing makes a great dip!&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/n2sooners/512/559B94AB-38CA-4BCE-AAE4-5BF863ACA0F4.jpg" alt="bacon_finished.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bacon/" rel="tag"&gt;bacon&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/manna/" rel="tag"&gt;manna&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nectar/" rel="tag"&gt;nectar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Make-Chicken-Fried-Bacon/?ALLSTEPS</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:18:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bourbon bacon apple tarts</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/00434FDA-702A-444B-9699-2C2C10362B1C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bignosemousie/"&gt;bignosemousie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Tarts:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Unfold the puff pastry onto a lightly floured surface and roll the sheet out slightly. Using a 2-inch round biscuit cutter, cut out 24 rounds. Place the rounds on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Top with a baking rack to help keep the rounds uniform and even as they bake. Bake in the preheated oven until the rounds are golden brown, about 12 minutes. When done remove them from the oven and set aside to cool.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;In a medium bowl, add the diced apples and toss with the lemon juice. Add the cinnamon, maple syrup, 1/4 cup bourbon, butter, and brown sugar to the apples, and stir to combine. In a large skillet, heat the apple mixture over medium-low heat. Cook until the apples are tender and the liquid has thickened, about 10 to 12 minutes. Set aside to cool. Mix the 2 slices cooked and crumbled bacon into the apple filling.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/cda/recipe_print/0,1946,FOOD_9936_392630_RECIPE-PRINT-FULL-PAGE-FORMATTER,00.html" title="http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/cda/recipe_print/0,1946,FOOD_9936_392630_RECIPE-PRINT-FULL-PAGE-FORMATTER,00.html"&gt;www.foodnetwork.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Ingredients&lt;/H2&gt;
	
	&lt;H3&gt;Candied Bacon:&lt;/H3&gt;
	&lt;UL&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;4 slices bacon&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;3 tablespoons raw sugar&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;/UL&gt;
	&lt;H3&gt;Tarts:&lt;/H3&gt;
	&lt;UL&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;1 sheet frozen puff pastry, thawed&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;3 Granny Smith apples, peeled, cored, and diced&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;1 lemon, juiced&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;2 tablespoons maple syrup&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;1/4 cup bourbon, plus 1 tablespoon&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;3 tablespoons butter&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;1/2 cup brown sugar&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;Pinch salt&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;2 strips bacon, cooked and crumbled&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;1/2 cup heavy cream&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;1 tablespoon powdered sugar&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/UL&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Directions&lt;/H2&gt;
	&lt;P&gt; Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.

&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Candied Bacon:
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Put a baking rack onto a baking sheet. Spray the rack with nonstick cooking spray and lay the bacon on the rack in a single layer. Sprinkle with 1/2 of the raw sugar. Put the pan in oven and bake for 8 minutes. Flip the bacon and sprinkle it with the remaining sugar. Return to the oven and bake until the bacon is browned and crisp, another 8 minutes. Remove the bacon from rack, transfer to a plate, and set it aside to cool completely. Once cool, break the candied bacon into small shards to use for a garnish on the tarts and reserve.

&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/cda/recipe_print/0,1946,FOOD_9936_392630_RECIPE-PRINT-FULL-PAGE-FORMATTER,00.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:35:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Tactical Bacon</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8EC6C416-A376-4B6B-93EE-FDC9350E3E70/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/cakebelly/"&gt;cakebelly&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/tactical_canned_bacon_has_10ye.php" title="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/tactical_canned_bacon_has_10ye.php"&gt;www.geekologie.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/cakebelly/512/934FC2BA-A50B-4F04-98B4-1F020205F698.jpg" alt="tactical-bacon.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Sure we've seen &lt;A href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/canned_bacon_perfect_for_stock.php"&gt;canned bacon before&lt;/A&gt;, but I don't want to seem I give preferential treatment to one pig's belly over another, so here's Tac Bac! Like its competitor, this bacon is good for &lt;EM&gt;TEN FREAKIN' YEARS&lt;/EM&gt;.  Buy now and you can eat the very same &lt;A href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/good_eats_a_whole_chicken_in_a.php"&gt;can&lt;/A&gt; in 2019 while huddled in your basement praying the robots' heat sensors can't reach you down there.  Each tactical &lt;A href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/10/smash_the_hell_out_of_a_6020_c.php"&gt;can&lt;/A&gt; will set you back $16 and contains approximately 54 strips of &lt;A href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/dangerously_delicious_the_bak4.php"&gt;fatty pig&lt;/A&gt;.  Definitely not the cheapest thing to survive on, but it's worlds better than ten year old Ho-Hos and &lt;A href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/chubby_boy_to_surrogate_mother.php"&gt;Ding Dongs&lt;/A&gt;, which, I don't care if they're the last things on earth, are still illegal.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/tactical_canned_bacon_has_10ye.php</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:09:35 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>