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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | benjaminoaks's funny collection</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/benjaminoaks/clipcast/funny/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/benjaminoaks/clipcast/funny/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Super Greg- this guy is for real</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/17837902-99EE-4E88-A6DD-04CD418EE773/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/benjaminoaks/"&gt;benjaminoaks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Keep on rocking Super Greg! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.luxnet.ch/supergreg/mirror/" title="http://www.luxnet.ch/supergreg/mirror/"&gt;www.luxnet.ch&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/benjaminoaks/512/8E74590A-78E9-4407-9192-21C842318097.jpg" alt="Super Greg #1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size='5' face='Times, Times Roman' color='#000000'&gt;
This is my home site for all home&lt;br&gt; boys and home chicks,&lt;br&gt; giving U a flava of&lt;br&gt; the Super Greg Concept.&lt;br&gt;If U have a problem with it or&lt;br&gt; think U can do it better,&lt;br&gt; it's your problem (not mine).&lt;br&gt; Sorry if I sound a little upset in&lt;br&gt; the beginning of this site,&lt;br&gt; but I can promise U the rest&lt;br&gt; of the site is a lot nicer. Stay fresh!&lt;h1&gt;&lt;i&gt;- Love, Super Greg&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/benjaminoaks/512/903F6C03-39D4-4D60-A5B2-BC412048CB63.jpg" alt="Super Greg #2" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/benjaminoaks/512/5508DB56-445E-4A8C-82B8-09B0E0EB37B9.jpg" alt="Super Greg #3" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/benjaminoaks/512/1F6654CA-76E8-469E-917E-59049D59B1CD.jpg" alt="Super Greg #5" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/benjaminoaks/512/17DBDD06-0D35-4C91-978F-C568D17F5DD5.jpg" alt="Super Greg #12" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor="#ff0000"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width='359' valign='top' colspan='3'&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.luxnet.ch/supergreg/mirror/white_shim.gif" alt="" height="2" width="359"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.luxnet.ch/supergreg/mirror/shim.gif" alt="" height="30" width="359"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.luxnet.ch/supergreg/mirror/shim.gif" alt="" height="1" width="20"&gt;&lt;!--- start remove video links here part 1 ---&gt;&lt;font color="#000000" face="Times, Times Roman" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Download&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.luxnet.ch/supergreg/mirror/shim.gif" alt="" height="1" width="20"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000" face="Times, Times Roman" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;TWO CLASSIC PERFORMANCES&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.luxnet.ch/supergreg/mirror/shim.gif" alt="" height="1" width="20"&gt;By Super Greg&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;!--- end remove video links here part 1 ---&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor="#ff0000"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width='359'&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;!--- start remove video links here part 2 ---&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.luxnet.ch/supergreg/mirror/shim.gif" alt="" height="1" width="20"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000" face="Times, Times Roman" size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:newscreen('gregone.html')"&gt;a) Da Number One (0:27)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;img src="http://www.luxnet.ch/supergreg/mirror/shim.gif" alt="" height="1" width="20"&gt;&lt;!--- the following links was commented out in the original html. --christ ---&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:newscreen('gregu.html')"&gt;b) Lovin U (0:31)&lt;!--- &lt;/a&gt; ---&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:newscreen('gregu.html')"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:newscreen('gregu.html')"&gt;*&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.luxnet.ch/supergreg/mirror/shim.gif" alt="" height="1" width="20"&gt;*Not perfected yet&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.luxnet.ch/supergreg/mirror/shim.gif" alt="" height="1" width="20"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000" size="2"&gt;Get QuickTime 4 here&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;!--- end remove video links here part 2 ---&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;I&gt;- Love, Super Greg&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/insane/" rel="tag"&gt;insane&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.luxnet.ch/supergreg/mirror/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2006 16:44:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Surfing Porn for Pay</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/912B906D-6F53-48B3-A9EA-D564F0833180/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/benjaminoaks/"&gt;benjaminoaks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Here's a true story of a guy who actually did it "professionally". &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2006/05/london_surfing_.html" title="http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2006/05/london_surfing_.html"&gt;vice.typepad.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV id='entry-10581196' class='entry'&gt;
					&lt;h3 class="entry-header"&gt;LONDON - SURFING PORN FOR PAY&lt;/h3&gt;
		
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				&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="33" title="33" src="http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/images/33.jpg" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; float: left;" border="0" height="146" width="220"&gt;Downloading indecent images is once again &lt;a href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/articles/22627808?source=Evening%20Standard" target="_new"&gt;in the news&lt;/a&gt;. Thing is, you can't just google that shit. You really have to dig for it on creepy messageboards. But isn't it weird how everyone who is charged says they were doing "research"? Well here's a true story of a guy who actually did it "professionally":&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;"Surfing for hardcore porn was my job.  Well, porn was just part of it. I signed
a non-disclosure agreement, so I'm legally bound not to go into specific details about my employers. All I can say is that the job
was part of a wider 'sort through' of thousands of UK
websites looking for "unsuitable and illegal material"...
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	&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/confesions/" rel="tag"&gt;confesions&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/internet/" rel="tag"&gt;internet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2006/05/london_surfing_.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2006 19:41:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ninjas Killed My Family</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/5481C902-B5ED-47A2-93EE-135906AC280C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/benjaminoaks/"&gt;benjaminoaks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This bum moved to Philly last year and usedto sport all these crazy signs until the cops pretty much kicked him out of the city. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://home.nc.rr.com/edeyo/ninjas_killed.jpg" title="http://home.nc.rr.com/edeyo/ninjas_killed.jpg"&gt;home.nc.rr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/benjaminoaks/512/4B38887C-28C1-49C3-96A4-156C5A526C73.jpg" alt="http://home.nc.rr.com/edeyo/ninjas_killed.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bums/" rel="tag"&gt;bums&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/philadelphia/" rel="tag"&gt;philadelphia&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/philly/" rel="tag"&gt;philly&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pics/" rel="tag"&gt;pics&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pictures/" rel="tag"&gt;pictures&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://home.nc.rr.com/edeyo/ninjas_killed.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 18:44:57 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>