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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | beatmenace's clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/beatmenace/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/beatmenace/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>iChat multi-track recording</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C43A42D3-23C8-4E1B-85FF-1A9D18A2A2E9/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/beatmenace/"&gt;beatmenace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.macworld.com/weblogs/mac911/2007/10/ichatmulti/index.php" title="http://www.macworld.com/weblogs/mac911/2007/10/ichatmulti/index.php"&gt;www.macworld.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;I&gt;I purchased Leopard this weekend and like a lot of it, but I’m confused about iChat. I understand I can record audio chats and this will help me with my podcast when recording interviews. But I experimented with this feature and iChat saves the recording as a single mono AAC file. I’d like to be able to split the recording into separate tracks, one for each person being recorded. Is there a way to do that?
&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Initiate the audio chat and launch GarageBand. In GarageBand create a music project. With the audio chat up and running, click GarageBand’s Record button. You’ll see an alert that asks if you’d like to record the chat. Indicate you would by clicking the appropriate button. Each person participating in the chat gains their own real instrument track, labeled with their name, in GarageBand and the recording begins. Once the chat is recorded you can do what you like with each track—adjust volume, apply effects, and export individual tracks by muting other tracks.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mac/" rel="tag"&gt;mac&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.macworld.com/weblogs/mac911/2007/10/ichatmulti/index.php</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:44:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How to Restart Windows without restarting the Computer</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E0F54295-64B4-421A-BB15-68E2E657E1D7/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/beatmenace/"&gt;beatmenace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://pc-hacks.blogspot.com/2007/10/how-to-restart-windows-without.html" title="http://pc-hacks.blogspot.com/2007/10/how-to-restart-windows-without.html"&gt;pc-hacks.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3 class="post-title entry-title"&gt;
     
        
          &lt;A href="http://pc-hacks.blogspot.com/2007/10/how-to-restart-windows-without.html"&gt;How to Restart Windows without restarting the Computer&lt;/A&gt;
        
     
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&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_3Slfr6kR7e8/Rw-0S822LMI/AAAAAAAAAC0/-TBvCQ2MQTc/s1600-h/Favourites.png"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5120509539010358466" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_3Slfr6kR7e8/Rw-0S822LMI/AAAAAAAAAC0/-TBvCQ2MQTc/s200/Favourites.png" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;When you click on the SHUTDOWN button, make sure to simultaneous press SHIFT Button. If you hold the Shift key down while clicking on SHUTDOWN button, you computer would restart without restarting the Computer. This is equivalent to term "HOT REBOOT".&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Make sure you are using fast switching for user. For those who don't know here is the method :&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Goto Control Panel&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Double click user account&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Click on change the way user log and log off, there you will make the changes by marking the two boxes.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;





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    &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/windows+xp/" rel="tag"&gt;windows xp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://pc-hacks.blogspot.com/2007/10/how-to-restart-windows-without.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:03:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Fix Firefox Backspace to Take You to the Previous Page  </title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B2EB0C29-6517-4044-BAFE-ABA6B6750C04/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/beatmenace/"&gt;beatmenace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://ubuntu.wordpress.com/2006/12/21/fix-firefox-backspace-to-take-you-to-the-previous-page/" title="http://ubuntu.wordpress.com/2006/12/21/fix-firefox-backspace-to-take-you-to-the-previous-page/"&gt;ubuntu.wordpress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A title="Permalink for : Fix Firefox Backspace to Take You to the Previous Page" href="http://ubuntu.wordpress.com/2006/12/21/fix-firefox-backspace-to-take-you-to-the-previous-page/"&gt;Fix Firefox Backspace to Take You to the Previous Page&lt;/A&gt;
	&lt;EM&gt;December 21, 2006&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Type “about:config” in the address bar of Firefox and press Enter.&lt;BR /&gt;
`Filter` for ‘browser.backspace_action’ and change its value to 0 (zero).&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/firefox/" rel="tag"&gt;firefox&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/ubuntu/" rel="tag"&gt;ubuntu&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/linux/" rel="tag"&gt;linux&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://ubuntu.wordpress.com/2006/12/21/fix-firefox-backspace-to-take-you-to-the-previous-page/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:13:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How much would it suck to be this kid??</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/CA4F86F3-21A3-4412-9F4F-33968391E180/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/beatmenace/"&gt;beatmenace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  There is no way this kid will ever be able to live this down!  If I was him, there's no way I would logon to WoW ever again...at least not on *that* server! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://digg.com/view/gaming/page2" title="http://digg.com/view/gaming/page2"&gt;digg.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3 id="title5"&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://karacry.ytmnd.com/"&gt;
Average White Kid Gets Owned by his Parents over World of Warcraft !&lt;/A&gt;
&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;This is completely hilarious. I have never listened to something so satisfying. Listen to this kid cry over World of Warcraft because his parents are telling him to get off but he doesn't want to. He CRIES and yells back at them yet his parents are still speaking so softly and kindly with him. I would never get away with this sort of backtalk. &lt;A class="more" href="http://digg.com/gaming_news/Average_White_Kid_Gets_Owned_by_his_Parents_over_World_of_Warcraft"&gt;More…&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wow/" rel="tag"&gt;wow&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://digg.com/view/gaming/page2</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 17:09:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>USB Missile Launcher with 3 Foam Missiles</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/BC0413E4-7E95-48F3-94A5-44969C3541CF/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/beatmenace/"&gt;beatmenace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This is something I definitely need for my desk! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://dealspl.us/USB-Missile-Launcher-with-3-Foam-Missiles_57090" title="http://dealspl.us/USB-Missile-Launcher-with-3-Foam-Missiles_57090"&gt;dealspl.us&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="170" valign="top" align="center" rowspan="2"&gt;
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Plugs into a USB port &lt;BR /&gt;
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				&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/shopping/" rel="tag"&gt;shopping&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/usb/" rel="tag"&gt;usb&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://dealspl.us/USB-Missile-Launcher-with-3-Foam-Missiles_57090</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:35:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>tumblr</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9DC45961-A3DE-4A8E-9661-AFFC72A72DB9/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/beatmenace/"&gt;beatmenace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This looks like an interesting option for someone like me, who can't seem to keep up with writing a traditional blog.  Any Clipmark users out there using this?? &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.tumblr.com/" title="http://www.tumblr.com/"&gt;www.tumblr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/beatmenace/512/5886D43A-DCB3-4181-9560-2973BAC80C8F.gif" alt="Tumblr" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/beatmenace/512/0DABCA7B-B14F-469E-B124-61D5ABC8BB58.gif" alt="Tumblelogs are the refreshingly simple new way to share anything you find, love, hate, or create." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/beatmenace/512/2B4F9123-7CB8-4BC6-A591-46B394A5E71F.gif" alt="Start your own in 30 seconds" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/social+bookmarking/" rel="tag"&gt;social bookmarking&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/blogging/" rel="tag"&gt;blogging&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.tumblr.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:48:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Video: Dennis Miller goes nuclear on Harry Reid</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9B05B10C-C9A7-47A5-AFFB-4F28317AB543/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/beatmenace/"&gt;beatmenace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  OUCH!!!  Thank you Dennis. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://hotair.com/archives/2007/06/10/video-dennis-miller-goes-nuclear-on-harry-reid/" title="http://hotair.com/archives/2007/06/10/video-dennis-miller-goes-nuclear-on-harry-reid/"&gt;hotair.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV id="page-post"&gt;
						&lt;H2&gt;Video: Dennis Miller goes nuclear on Harry Reid&lt;/H2&gt;
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						&lt;P&gt;The e-mails are flooding in.  You want it?  &lt;I&gt;You got it.&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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					&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/politics/" rel="tag"&gt;politics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://hotair.com/archives/2007/06/10/video-dennis-miller-goes-nuclear-on-harry-reid/</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:28:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Use Vista Flip 3D From Your Mouse</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7E9FFDB6-AFA5-4C66-A745-3739AD560519/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/beatmenace/"&gt;beatmenace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.winsupersite.com/showcase/winvista_tips5.asp" title="http://www.winsupersite.com/showcase/winvista_tips5.asp"&gt;www.winsupersite.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Use Flip 3D ... from your mouse&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;This one is just neat: David tells me you can trigger the new Windows Flip 3D task switcher (typically triggered via the WINKEY+TAB keyboard shortcut or the "Switch between windows" shortcut in the Quick Launch toolbar) ... with your mouse, assuming you have a mouse button configuration utility. (For example, Microsoft supplies the IntelliPoint utility for its mice.) To do so, select the mouse button you'd like to use (I'm using this with the scroll wheel button) and change its button assignment to "C:\Windows\System32\rundll32.exe dwmapi #105" (no quotes). Voila!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/microsoft/" rel="tag"&gt;microsoft&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/vista/" rel="tag"&gt;vista&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/windows/" rel="tag"&gt;windows&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tips/" rel="tag"&gt;tips&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hacks/" rel="tag"&gt;hacks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.winsupersite.com/showcase/winvista_tips5.asp</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 16:33:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Use Web Widgets On Vista Sidebar</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/AACC30A5-E35A-4363-AFED-FF214F8763B8/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/beatmenace/"&gt;beatmenace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://amnesty.mesadynamics.com/Products.html" title="http://amnesty.mesadynamics.com/Products.html"&gt;amnesty.mesadynamics.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="paragraph%20Body"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;A href="http://amnesty.mesadynamics.com/Generator.html" id="nulla"&gt;Amnesty™ Generator for OS X and Vista&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/beatmenace/512/D8C272E1-33CF-4D0E-AD9F-2AAA8878880B.png" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Introduce
                    the rapidly expanding world of web widgets, games and videos
                    to your Dashboard or Sidebar.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/widgets/" rel="tag"&gt;widgets&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/vista/" rel="tag"&gt;vista&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/windows/" rel="tag"&gt;windows&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://amnesty.mesadynamics.com/Products.html</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 13:22:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Lifehacker - Hide your Windows share from casual network browsers</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9293BCF4-8C80-4AA6-A4D8-32BEDC9E11DF/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/beatmenace/"&gt;beatmenace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Good little networking tip that I was unaware of. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.netvibes.com/" title="http://www.netvibes.com/"&gt;www.netvibes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="contentInsideFrame"&gt;&lt;A&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;A&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;DIV class="title"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" rel="external" class="external" href="http://lifehacker.com/software/windows/hide-your-windows-share-from-casual-network-browsers-234158.php"&gt;link»&lt;/A&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" rel="external" href="http://lifehacker.com/software/windows/hide-your-windows-share-from-casual-network-browsers-234158.php"&gt;Hide your Windows share from casual network browsers&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="date"&gt;Feb 06, 2007 02:30:00 GMT&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV class="feedContent"&gt;&lt;IMG width="253" height="293" src="http://lifehacker.com/assets/resources/2007/02/hiddenshare.png" alt="hiddenshare.png" /&gt;&lt;P&gt;The Daily Cup of Tech web site offers a nifty hint for Windows networkers out there:  if you add a $ to the end of your Windows shared folder name, it won't appear when browsing the network.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;So, how do you access this type of a share?  If you go to Start⇒Run..., you can then type in the full UNC path to the share. So, for example, if the computer that I created the share on was called DCoT and the hidden share that I created was called Downloads$, in the run box I would enter:  &lt;CODE&gt;\\DCoT\Downloads$&lt;/CODE&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Like the original post says, this isn't security, it's just a bit of obscurity.  So when you want to share the MP3 folder on your office computer for the one co-worker you pal around with but don't want just anyone to stumble upon it, don't forget that dollar sign.   &lt;SPAN class="byline"&gt;— Gina Trapani&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;DIV class="related"&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.dailycupoftech.com/2007/02/04/howto-create-hidden-windows-shares/" target="_blank"&gt;HowTo Create Hidden Windows Shares&lt;/A&gt; [Daily Cup of Tech]
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&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://feeds.gawker.com/%7Ea/lifehacker/full?a=csRSxQ" class="noBottomLine" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" src="http://feeds.gawker.com/%7Ea/lifehacker/full?i=csRSxQ" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/windows+xp/" rel="tag"&gt;windows xp&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lifehack/" rel="tag"&gt;lifehack&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hacks/" rel="tag"&gt;hacks&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/networking/" rel="tag"&gt;networking&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.netvibes.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 13:09:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Funny Newspaper Headlines</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9B90A155-FC02-4B65-AF14-5BFC99EAFA7A/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/beatmenace/"&gt;beatmenace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  These kinds of things are always great for a laugh. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://funnies.paco.to/Headlines.html" title="http://funnies.paco.to/Headlines.html"&gt;funnies.paco.to&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 class="headline"&gt;Actual Newspaper Headlines&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Some are just slips of the tongue&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;UL&gt;
  &lt;LI&gt; Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; House passes gas tax onto senate
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; William Kelly was fed secretary
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Milk drinkers are turning to powder
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted 
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Farmer bill dies in house
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Iraqi head seeks arms
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/UL&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Some become unintentionally suggestive&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;UL&gt;
  &lt;LI&gt; Queen Mary having bottom scraped
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Prostitutes appeal to Pope
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; NJ judge to rule on nude beach
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Child's stool great for use in garden
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Organ festival ends in smashing climax
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/UL&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Grammar often botches other headlines&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;UL&gt;
  &lt;LI&gt; Eye drops off shelf
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Squad helps dog bite victim
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Dealers will hear car talk at noon
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Miners refuse to work after death
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/UL&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Once in a while, a botched headline takes on a meaning
opposite from the one intended:&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;UL&gt;
  &lt;LI&gt; Never withhold herpes from loved one
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/UL&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Sometimes newspaper editors state the obvious&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;UL&gt;
  &lt;LI&gt; If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; War dims hope for peace
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Cold wave linked to temperatures
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Child's death ruins couple's holiday
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Man is fatally slain
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
  &lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/UL&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://funnies.paco.to/Headlines.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 15:27:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Spokeo Aggregates Social Networks And Blogs</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/AA692B68-050D-41D7-9DB0-088200871607/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/beatmenace/"&gt;beatmenace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This could be an interesting site to watch.  Sometimes I just want a quick rundown of what's happening on my favorite sites, without having to visit each one individually. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/11/29/spokeo-aggregates-social-networks-and-blogs/" title="http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/11/29/spokeo-aggregates-social-networks-and-blogs/"&gt;www.techcrunch.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;&lt;A title="Permanent%20Link%20to%20Spokeo%20Aggregates%20Social%20Networks%20And%20Blogs" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/11/29/spokeo-aggregates-social-networks-and-blogs/"&gt;Spokeo Aggregates Social Networks And Blogs&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.spokeo.com/"&gt;&lt;IMG alt="spokeologo.jpg" src="http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/spokeologo.jpg" class="shot" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.spokeo.com/"&gt;Spokeo&lt;/A&gt; wants to be your home page. They want to bring you your favorite blog feeds, MySpace updates,  new YouTube videos, and friends’ photo albums all in one eyeful. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Spokeo combines the top 20 social networking destinations with any RSS feeds you like into one glimpse through a multimedia RSS reader. But you can’t actually navigate within the networks. It just gives you a run-down. Sort of like My Yahoo! for Web 2.0 sites. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/social+networking/" rel="tag"&gt;social networking&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web2.0/" rel="tag"&gt;web2.0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/11/29/spokeo-aggregates-social-networks-and-blogs/</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 13:24:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Message to Cats</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2C7D426C-10A9-47CB-A40B-DFBC5F661186/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Annakie/"&gt;Annakie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Ok, it has a very oft-forwarded-email ring to it, but I liked this one. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.siliconhell.com/madcat/cathumour/message.htm" title="http://www.siliconhell.com/madcat/cathumour/message.htm"&gt;www.siliconhell.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana%2C%20Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%233333cc"&gt;Message 
                    To Cats&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Georgia%2C%20Times%20New%20Roman%2C%20Times%2C%20serif" color="%233333cc"&gt;Dear 
                    Cats&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Georgia%2C%20Times%20New%20Roman%2C%20Times%2C%20serif" color="%233333cc"&gt; 
                    When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not switch 
                    positions with each other so there are still two of you in 
                    the way. &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Georgia%2C%20Times%20New%20Roman%2C%20Times%2C%20serif" color="%233333cc"&gt;The 
                    dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. 
                    The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note 
                    that placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food 
                    does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, 
                    nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Georgia%2C%20Times%20New%20Roman%2C%20Times%2C%20serif" color="%233333cc"&gt; 
                    The hallway was not designed by NASCAR and is therefore not 
                    a racetrack.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Georgia%2C%20Times%20New%20Roman%2C%20Times%2C%20serif" color="%233333cc"&gt; 
                    Beating me to the end is not the object. Tripping me doesn't 
                    help either,as I fall faster than you can run.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Georgia%2C%20Times%20New%20Roman%2C%20Times%2C%20serif" color="%233333cc"&gt; 
                    I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very 
                    sorry about this. Do not think I will resort to sleeping on 
                    the sofa to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of cats sleeping. 
                    They can actually curl up into a ball. It is not necessary 
                    to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the 
                    fullest extent possible. Please note that sticking tails and 
                    tongues out to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm. 
                    &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Georgia%2C%20Times%20New%20Roman%2C%20Times%2C%20serif" color="%233333cc"&gt;My 
                    compact discs are not miniature Frisbees. &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Georgia%2C%20Times%20New%20Roman%2C%20Times%2C%20serif" color="%233333cc"&gt;For 
                    the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. 
                    &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Georgia%2C%20Times%20New%20Roman%2C%20Times%2C%20serif" color="%233333cc"&gt;If, 
                    by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door 
                    shut, it is not necessary to claw, meeow, try to turn the 
                    knob, or to get your paw under the edge and try to pull the 
                    door open. When I exit this room, I will come out the same 
                    door I entered.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Georgia%2C%20Times%20New%20Roman%2C%20Times%2C%20serif" color="%233333cc"&gt; 
                    In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years. Feline 
                    attendance has never been necessary.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Georgia%2C%20Times%20New%20Roman%2C%20Times%2C%20serif" color="%233333cc"&gt; 
                    The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other cat's 
                    litter tray. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such 
                    a simple change for you. &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cats/" rel="tag"&gt;cats&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.siliconhell.com/madcat/cathumour/message.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:27:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Strange and Unusual Signs</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/43D27728-1B40-48FF-99A4-DDCB67C4598F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/jleealex/"&gt;jleealex&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://seehere.blogspot.com/2006/08/strange-and-funny-signs.html" title="http://seehere.blogspot.com/2006/08/strange-and-funny-signs.html"&gt;seehere.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/DF0DDADA-F245-4488-94CE-88B3DE89DC50.jpg" alt="notice" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/D1FEAE3A-36C8-4AE1-8883-6F502C08F114.jpg" alt="Ass" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/E6A0122C-00FC-4B96-9404-4FC57D2E52DF.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/4926CBF1-575C-4BBD-B263-A901FC0D67FC.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/C63ACBC8-DC42-4A3A-B90E-08F645689CB9.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/023FF75A-5D8D-4284-BD16-26A29E69B538.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/84F56DBB-4239-477B-804C-ED9AB6D5085F.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/F6100595-3898-4F8A-8C78-DB44BBCF5C4E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/50E2DFD0-AE8D-4776-BF91-25796BCC73D7.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/654B6E19-4367-472C-985F-7319D674648F.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/B7EA7A06-1D7D-43A8-ABAD-02E696531431.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/0B660FDB-12D6-470F-B1C0-FC2E531DB4D5.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/5AA7D396-F2E9-4E8A-A460-FAC7E24E8F60.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/47500D79-B599-4A4F-8BF7-CCB3805D2B01.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/jleealex/512/048424D3-973F-43A7-9542-2366944A1655.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://seehere.blogspot.com/2006/08/strange-and-funny-signs.html</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 21:32:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Murphy's Lesser Known Laws</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/4B44E6F5-492C-4620-A78D-9CBFFD4FA497/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; 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      &lt;P&gt;1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.&lt;BR /&gt;
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      &lt;P&gt;4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. &lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. &lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.&lt;BR /&gt;
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