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						&lt;H1&gt;Computer Enhancers&lt;/H1&gt;
						&lt;P&gt;Dozens of improvements to, totally meaningless, or &lt;BR /&gt;
							humorous (intentional and otherwise), computer messages.&lt;/P&gt;
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						&lt;H2&gt;Everyone Hates Clippy!&lt;/H2&gt;
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					&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/computer/" rel="tag"&gt;computer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/amusing/" rel="tag"&gt;amusing&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/errors/" rel="tag"&gt;errors&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/windows+95/" rel="tag"&gt;windows 95&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/windows+98/" rel="tag"&gt;windows 98&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/messages/" rel="tag"&gt;messages&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.allowe.com/Humor/computerenhancers.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:35:39 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>