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Perfect grammar joke

Mon, 13 Aug 2007 20:44:47 GMT

clipped by: aracne

have you heard the one about the country boy who goes to Harvard? A bit lost, he stops a student and asks, "Excuse me, where's the library at?" Snottily, the student admonishes, "Here at Harvard, we don't end a sentence with a preposition." So the country boy says, "Gee, I'm sorry. Where's the library at, asshole?"

Tags: jokes

Phone Menu of a Mental Hospital..

Sat, 11 Aug 2007 11:35:05 GMT

clipped by: tron2007

Clip Source: masalajokes.blogspot.com

Hello and thank you for calling The state Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on
the

line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the

MotherShip.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will
tell

you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,

nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before
the

beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term

memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

Tags: humor, humour, general, funny, joke, jokes, sex

The war prayer

Wed, 30 May 2007 21:22:05 GMT

clipped by: aracne

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

[Video]

Tags: animation, war, religion, twain

The Worst Movies Ever - Part 2

Mon, 21 May 2007 21:55:30 GMT

clipped by: aracne

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

[Video]

Tags: movies

The Worst Movies Ever

Mon, 21 May 2007 21:50:21 GMT

clipped by: aracne

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

[Video]

Tags: movies

Cool art that will mess with your head

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:57:43 GMT

clipped by: robertsurfdude6
clipper's remarks: lol, ow my head!

Clip Source: www.flysystem.org

Cool art that will mess with your head

How many horses in this picture? Should find 7

Look at the middle column.
Where does it end?

DO YOU SEE FOUR PEOPLE?

Who is the tallest?

A face? .. Or, the word 'liar' ?

NEXT:
What do you see here?
Do you see the word "LIFT"?
Or, a bunch of black splotches ?

GIRLS ARE ABLE TO SPOT THE WORD "LIFT" EASILY.
MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO SEE THE WORD "LIFT"!!!

NEXT? FIND THE FACES:

THE LAST ONE: FOCUS ON THE DOT!

Tags: funny, cool, weird, illusion, head, tricky

How to paint the MONA LISA with MS PAINT

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 22:32:42 GMT

clipped by: aracne

Clip Source: youtube.com

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Tags: art

optical illusions

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:48:00 GMT

clipped by: aracne

Clip Source: www.wonderfulinfo.com

What‘s so special about this?

This is a picture of a rock formation near a lake in Burma. The photo can only be taken on a specific day once a year when the sun rays touch the rocks at a certain angle.

Tilt your head to the left and then look at it again ….

Did you notice anything different? yes or no?

Now we will turn the whole scene vertical

Provided by: Raman K

Tags: illusion, pictures

Smart dog does not want to get wet

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:39:52 GMT

clipped by: aracne

Clip Source: www.metacafe.com

[Video]

Tags: animals

50 Great Free Online Libraries

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:18:56 GMT

clipped by: karokan
clipper's remarks: Comprehensive list of free online book resources

Clip Source: www.attiaspace.com

Research & Education

50 Great Free Online Libraries

1. California Digital Library

2. The Online Books Page

3. Free Books

5. Research Assistance

6. BookRags - E-Books and Book Notes

7. All Bookstores.com

8. FreeTech Books

10. Free E-Books.net

11. MindView

12. The eBook Directory

13. University of Virginia's E-Book library

14. BizzyDays Ebook Publications

15. Web Source

16. free-ebooks-4u.com

17. Prosperity Point

18. Free eBooks and Best Sites

19. Free Electronic Books

20. CIW Free E-Books

21. My Free EBooks

22. Free E-Books

23. A Good Read

24. Blackmask Online

25. EBookstand

26. Bibliomania

27. Alex Catalogue of Electronic Texts

28. The eText Archive

29. Free Books 5000

30. Classic Bookshelf

32. Samizdat Press

33. Page by Page Books

34. bartleby.com

35. Free Books 4 Doctors

36. InformIT Online Books

37. Chapter-a-Day - Free Books in Your E-Mail!

42. BeyondBooks.com

47. Free-Ed.Net

48. Free Joke Books

52. Great Books Index

54. Internet Medieval Sourcebook

55. Books by David Irving

56. Be Successful!

Tags: lists, ebooks, resources

6 web design sites you can’t live without

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 00:40:43 GMT

clipped by: cay002

Clip Source: web-design-book.com

6 web design sites you can’t live without

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

Boag World

Paul Boag’s podcast and forum are superb resources for any web designer, whether you’ve got 10 years’ experience or 10 minutes. Really easy to understand.
A List Apart

This is the best web design magazine in the world — bar none.
456 Berea Street

A great site for anybody who want to learn more about coding websites the right way.
CSS Zen Garden

This is where I go when I need some time to breathe deeply and gain inspiration.
SEO Book

If you want people to visit your site, you need to visit this one.
Web Design Book

Well, obviously I’m going to say that, aren’t I ;o)

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Tags: web design, website, design, web development

Clipmarks | aracne's clips

Perfect grammar joke

Phone Menu of a Mental Hospital..

The war prayer

The Worst Movies Ever - Part 2

The Worst Movies Ever

Cool art that will mess with your head

How to paint the MONA LISA with MS PAINT

optical illusions

Smart dog does not want to get wet

50 Great Free Online Libraries

50 Great Free Online Libraries

6 web design sites you can’t live without

6 web design sites you can’t live without

Boag World

A List Apart

456 Berea Street

CSS Zen Garden

SEO Book

Web Design Book

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