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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | aculton's 'humor' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/aculton/tag/humor/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/aculton/tag/humor/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Most passengers on a train!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/EAD8ECB5-A0B1-4D5F-BA10-BBC862FC135D/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/aculton/"&gt;aculton&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.systems4business.co.nz/images1003/h14.jpg" title="http://www.systems4business.co.nz/images1003/h14.jpg"&gt;www.systems4business.co.nz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/aculton/512/276F4F5F-A69F-4F7E-8548-E7A07A732B3A.jpg" alt="http://www.systems4business.co.nz/images1003/h14.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.systems4business.co.nz/images1003/h14.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 19:44:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Funny sign!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/85CA9CF6-31C3-404D-98F1-FF7938B757B6/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/aculton/"&gt;aculton&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1241/Angry+Hornet/" title="http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1241/Angry+Hornet/"&gt;www.funnyjunk.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/aculton/512/8370643E-FACB-4264-A8AE-9369260E29B4.jpg" alt="Funny Pictures" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1241/Angry+Hornet/</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:47:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>This kid is a ninja !</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/863173F7-CF51-41A9-9BC5-C5542EAAA9B9/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/aculton/"&gt;aculton&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1240/This+kid+is+a+ninja/" title="http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1240/This+kid+is+a+ninja/"&gt;www.funnyjunk.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/aculton/512/685BE1EE-B60A-40EC-82A0-DB5FF2646FF8.gif" alt="Funny Pictures" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1240/This+kid+is+a+ninja/</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:45:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>POP goes the weasel !</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/6DF3111E-EEBA-4D2C-9CA8-E09DBBAE11A1/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/aculton/"&gt;aculton&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  LOL, I'm sure something is wrong with me because I cant stop laughing at this.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.funny-base.com/pictures/435-ass-blown-off.html" title="http://www.funny-base.com/pictures/435-ass-blown-off.html"&gt;www.funny-base.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/aculton/512/0996B922-2278-43A6-836B-56AA3EC80DDA.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.funny-base.com/pictures/435-ass-blown-off.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:22:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Man Looses Ears in Bar Fight</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/99E08EE8-31AE-4683-B1BC-5DD4ECCD4C97/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/aculton/"&gt;aculton&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://zardozz.com/zz/2007/03/man-looses-ears-in-bar-fight.html" title="http://zardozz.com/zz/2007/03/man-looses-ears-in-bar-fight.html"&gt;zardozz.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Man Looses Ears in Bar Fight&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE class="frontquote"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" title="" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:2916lH1VPB3jAM:http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/wacky/body-parts/ears/severed-ear-big.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;P&gt;“ATHENS (Reuters) - A Greek tavern owner who tried to break up a fight between customers watching a Greece-Turkey soccer match had both ears bitten off, police said on Wednesday.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Owner Dimitris Tsibibakis intervened as scuffles erupted after a group of Bulgarians shouted slogans supporting Turkey when they scored their third goal in the European championship qualifier and locals told them to stop.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;‘I tried to split them up and ended up on the floor with one of the Bulgarians biting one ear and another one chewing the other ear off,’ Tsibibakis told state television on Wednesday from hospital.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;‘I need to have plastic surgery. Doctors told me they cannot just stitch them back on,’ Tsibibakis said. ‘At least I still have the pieces that were bitten off.’&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Police said they arrested three of the Bulgarians and were looking for a fourth. Greece lost the match against their archrivals 4-1.” — &lt;A href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070328/od_nm/greece_ears_dc"&gt;More…&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Mike Tyson would be proud…&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bivarre/" rel="tag"&gt;bivarre&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/culture/" rel="tag"&gt;culture&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://zardozz.com/zz/2007/03/man-looses-ears-in-bar-fight.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:55:07 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>