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Product placement has gone too far

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:49:35 GMT

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Clip Source: bit-head.stumbleupon.com

Tags: humor, wit

I am Caesar

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:46:04 GMT

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Clip Source: bit-head.stumbleupon.com

Tags: wisdom, shakespeare

Piet Hein Quote

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:40:39 GMT

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VITA BREVIS

A lifetime
is more
than
sufficiently long
for people to get what there is of it

wrong.

Piet Hein

Tags: quote, wisdom

Alaska Grizzly Bear Notice

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:33:44 GMT

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Tags: humour

Hebrew Talmud

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:33:12 GMT

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This is written in the Hebrew Talmud,
the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis

are conserved over time.

It says:
"Be very careful if you make a woman cry,
because God counts her tears.
The woman came out of a man's rib.
Not from his feet to be walked on.
Not from his head to be superior,
but from the side to be equal.
Under the arm to be protected,
and next to the heart to be loved."

Tags: creation, women, talmud

Women are evil by nature?

Mon, 14 May 2007 11:03:23 GMT

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Clip Source: a13tipper.stumbleupon.com

Women Are Evil By Nature

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.

She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.

As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

Tags: humour

Name changing

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 16:17:21 GMT

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clipper's remarks: This is actually quite funny

Clip Source: blog.360.yahoo.com

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.

The agent asked, "What's your name?"

The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not Ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be ableto represent you."

"So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said and he left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER.....

The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed...

"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood. You told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice!

Sincerely,

Dick van Dyke

Tags: joke, humour

A short story

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 16:23:58 GMT

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Tags: humour, writing

Geeks rule

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:20:33 GMT

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Tags: humour

Bringing Civilization to its knees

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 14:47:31 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Geeks with alot less hassle and than those who came before them. Scary

Clip Source: www.webalice.it

Tags: humour

Living in harmony

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:43:30 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Aren't they cute

Clip Source: www.bengal-cat.net

Tags: picture, cats, dogs

25 Best Free Quality Fonts

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 16:29:14 GMT

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clipper's remarks: So many good fonts!

Clip Source: www.alvit.de

25 Best Free Quality Fonts
» Oct 15, 02:00 AM

Recently I’ve been browsing through the Net searching for the best license-free fonts which would fit as a serious heading for a serious online-presentation. Fortunately, I wasn’t the first web-developer, who was trying to find such fonts. One of the best resources I’ve found was Gerrit van Aaken’s essays collection “Freie Schriften im Portrait” (free fonts in a portrait) in German language. Before reading this article any further I strongly suggest you to visit Gerrit’s site and add it to bookmarks, for it is regularly updated and contains great links and a great fonts library. Besides, I’ve found some collections, created by freelancing typo-artists, such as Manfred Klein’s Fonteria, Designer In Action: Fonts, Typemotion.de, Apostrophic Laboratories’ Collection, Identifont – Free Fonts and others. [Update: Following my statistic data, I’ve found another great resource, which inlcudes links to license-free fonts and is updated regularly. Take a look!]

Most fonts presented below are absolutely license-free which means that you can use them for both private, personal and commercial purposes without any limitations whatsoever. Nevertheless, the disclaimers are changing from time to time, so you better first take a close look at disclaimer before using the font in a commercial project.

1. Gentium: Description, Download

8. New Media: Description and Download

Tags: technology, fonts, free

We're all created equal

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 21:39:38 GMT

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clipper's remarks: I'll opt for that, second time around lol

Clip Source: www.gapingvoid.com

Tags: humour

Top 10 Worst Company URL's

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 22:39:01 GMT

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clipper's remarks: LMAO

Clip Source: www.nextwebgen.com

Top 10 Worst Company URLs

Filed under: Wacky Web — Admin at 3:09 pm on Wednesday, August 2, 2006

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URL
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s
world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name
selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do
this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies
who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give
their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent
that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South
Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their
whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

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Tags: humour, internet, web, url

Created in God's image

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 21:53:35 GMT

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Clip Source: edkrebs.com

Tags: humor

Clipmarks | Wolveseatdogs's clips

Product placement has gone too far

I am Caesar

Piet Hein Quote

Alaska Grizzly Bear Notice

Hebrew Talmud

Women are evil by nature?

Name changing

A short story

Geeks rule

Bringing Civilization to its knees

Living in harmony

25 Best Free Quality Fonts

25 Best Free Quality Fonts » Oct 15, 02:00 AM

We're all created equal

Top 10 Worst Company URL's

Top 10 Worst Company URLs

Created in God's image

25 Best Free Quality Fonts
» Oct 15, 02:00 AM