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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | UpStateMike's clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Coalition Deaths in Iraq</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/07CB87F8-875C-4661-BCF3-908EE8456C39/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This is an interesting website for everyone, regardless of the side you are on.  It lists all reported causalities in amazing detail.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Personally, I think it's a humbling look at the cost of war and appreciate each and every life given in this conflict.  We can all hope there is some good to come out of this, and that their lives were not lost in vain. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icasualties.org/oif/default.aspx" title="http://icasualties.org/oif/default.aspx"&gt;icasualties.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD bgcolor="#f5f5f5"&gt;
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																				&lt;TD valign="top" align="left"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" color="#000080"&gt;U.S. Deaths Confirmed By 
																						The DoD:&lt;/FONT&gt;
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																				&lt;TD valign="top" align="right"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" color="#000080"&gt;&lt;SPAN id="lblConfirmed"&gt;3991&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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																				&lt;TD valign="top" align="left"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Reported U.S. Deaths 
																						Pending DoD Confirmation:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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																				&lt;TD valign="top" align="left"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" color="#000080"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Total&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
																				&lt;TD valign="top" align="right"&gt;&lt;SPAN id="lblCount"&gt;3992&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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																		&lt;A href="http://icasualties.org/oif/BY_DOD.aspx" class="LinkLabel" title="View Confirmation List of U.S. Deaths" id="Hyperlink26" linkindex="7" set="yes"&gt;DoD Confirmation List&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV id="StorylinkDeaths"&gt;
																						&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.defenselink.mil/releases/release.aspx?releaseid=11770" id="dlNewDeaths__ctl0_HyperlinkDeaths" linkindex="8" set="yes"&gt;Spc. Christopher C. Simpson, 23, of Hampton, Va...died Mar. 17 in Baghdad, Iraq, from wounds suffered when their vehicle encountered an improvised explosive device during combat operations. They were assigned to the 1st Battalion...&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV id="StorylinkDeaths"&gt;
																						&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.defenselink.mil/releases/release.aspx?releaseid=11770" id="dlNewDeaths__ctl1_HyperlinkDeaths" linkindex="9" set="yes"&gt;Staff Sgt. Michael D. Elledge, 41, of Brownsburg, Ind...died Mar. 17 in Baghdad, Iraq, from wounds suffered when their vehicle encountered an improvised explosive device during combat operations. They were assigned to the 1st Battalion...&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD bgcolor="#f5f5f5" class="LinkLabel"&gt;
																		&lt;DIV ms_positioning="FlowLayout" class="txtSubHead"&gt;Post Iraq Deaths Not Confirmed 
																			By the DoD&lt;/DIV&gt;
																	&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/iraq+war+afghanistan+deaths/" rel="tag"&gt;iraq war afghanistan deaths&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://icasualties.org/oif/default.aspx</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:03:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Foiled Fort Dix Terrorist Plot Reveals Concerns</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7689DBF1-0289-4DA3-BEB0-D4B8BB11AD2D/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I visit this area of the Poconos often.  Pretty scary to think they were so near all this time. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.wnep.com/Global/story.asp?s=6485200" title="http://www.wnep.com/Global/story.asp?s=6485200"&gt;www.wnep.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Shocking details are emerging about six terror suspects arrested Monday in New Jersey. The six, described by prosecutors as "Islamic radicals,"  were allegedly planning to kill soldiers at Fort Dix, New Jersey and trained for the mission in the Poconos.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Investigators said the men stayed at a home near Gouldsboro and trained for the attack on state game lands near the Tobyhanna Army Depot in Monroe County.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"Please keep in mind, terror attacks are about terror.  These attacks on military bases would have created terror nationwide," said U.S. Attorney Christopher Christie.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"Most despicably, while they were training in the Poconos they watched more videos on attacks on U.S. military around the world.  At one point they watched the blowing off of the arm of a U.S. Marine and they burst into laughter.  These are the types of people we were dealing with in this investigation," Christie said.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/terrorism/" rel="tag"&gt;terrorism&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/war/" rel="tag"&gt;war&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/iraq/" rel="tag"&gt;iraq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.wnep.com/Global/story.asp?s=6485200</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 16:09:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>cinima sirens</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3087F66F-1BE8-4686-A96E-8A9A61B5164B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  back in the day, these gals were the bomb.  Yes this site is somewhat commercial, but its a fantastic place for info and pics of some classic, classy women of the silver screen. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cinemasirens.com/news.html" title="http://www.cinemasirens.com/news.html"&gt;www.cinemasirens.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;
Our CINEMASIRENS mascot and hostess of our upcoming TV series, SCARLETT MASCARA, is wearing appropriate attire for this month's new releases. And if the gangster outfit worn by our SAUCY CINEMA star doesn't give you a clue as to the nature of the fare, perhaps the art deco machine gun does. But before we start plunging into the world of motion picture sex and violence, let's start off with something a little bit more mainstream. Then again...perhaps not.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/UpStateMike/512/957CEF6D-6DED-4647-91AE-CD0754965200.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;we have digitally re-mastered one of our favorite often-neglected films starring the mouth-watering MAMIE VAN DOREN...&lt;A href="http://www.cinemasirens.com/one_step_path_falow.pl?though_path=UpDate&amp;page=brnrck.html" set="yes"&gt;BORN RECKLESS&lt;/A&gt;. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/UpStateMike/512/B732087F-9E18-48B0-B3F0-4DE3E9EA6195.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;

ELKE SOMMER has long been a fan favorite on our site and we take great pleasure in locating her first English language picture &lt;A href="http://www.cinemasirens.com/one_step_path_falow.pl?though_path=UpDate&amp;page=knock.html" set="yes"&gt;WHY BOTHER TO KNOCK&lt;/A&gt;, a.k.a. DON’T BOTHER TO KNOCK. Although she, like CONNIE STEVENS, might prefer to forget this turkey, we love seeing this gorgeous German gal at the height of her youthful beauty.

&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/UpStateMike/512/FC0B57E7-F054-4436-941A-016E38B0A026.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cinema/" rel="tag"&gt;cinema&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/movie/" rel="tag"&gt;movie&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/blonde/" rel="tag"&gt;blonde&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bombshell/" rel="tag"&gt;bombshell&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/stars/" rel="tag"&gt;stars&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hollywood/" rel="tag"&gt;hollywood&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.cinemasirens.com/news.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 20:09:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Hindsight for the young</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B6C9AAA4-42CF-4449-8900-F7B5893A8995/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  there are some good pieces of advice for anyone graduating from High School.  No, not stuffy boring "be a part of productive society" talk.  Actually, the opposite in many cases.  Enjoy &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=514" title="http://netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=514"&gt;netscrap.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Speaking to you today marks a milestone in my life. I am 40 years old. 
22 years ago, when I was in your seat, I never, ever thought I would be 
40 years old. The implications of being your speaker frightens me. For 
one thing, when a 40 year old geeser spoke at my baccalaureate ceremony, 
he was about the last person I'd believe. I have no intention of giving 
you the boring speech that you are dreading. This speech will be short, 
sweet, and not boring.
     
I am going to talk about hindsights today. Hindsights that I've 
accumulated ,in the 20 years from where you are to where I am. Don't 
blindly believe me.

Don't take what I say as "truth." Just listen.  Perhaps my experience 
can help you out a tiny bit.  I will present them ala David Letterman. 
Yes, 40-year old people can still stay up past .&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;#10: Live off your parents as long as possible.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;#9 Pursue joy, not happiness.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;#8: Challenge the known and embrace the unknown.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/life/" rel="tag"&gt;life&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/living/" rel="tag"&gt;living&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hindsight/" rel="tag"&gt;hindsight&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=514</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:09:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>gemstones:  Traditional Magical Powers</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F71C82BF-8142-4B5E-B618-0BA2EE4BB15C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.beyondweird.com/occult/cryston1.html" title="http://www.beyondweird.com/occult/cryston1.html"&gt;www.beyondweird.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Gemstones have been used for centuries as meditational aids and magical
  magical foci.  Each individual type of stone has different properties.  Here
  are some healing and spiritual properties from a list I have.  These
  descrioptions are based on ancient legend and lore:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt; AGATE: Moss Agates considered to be most powerful.  Aid in
                    restoration of energy, used in healing, and believed to
                    wearer happiness, wealth, health, and long life.  Increases
                    ability to ward off self-induced anger and inner
                    bitterness.  Carnelian-gives protection and energy.  Moss
                    green-balances emotional energy.  Moss red-balances
                    physical energy.  Blue lace-gives tranquility.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt; Azurite: Powerful healing stone, invokes spiritual guidance, opens
                    psychic eye.  Good for dreams and improving psychic
                    ability.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Emerald: Promotes creativity, stimulates perception and insight, and
                    strengthen memory.  Beneficial effect on the eyes.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Jasper: For energy balancing of emotions and stress.
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt; Tiger Eye: Very powerful protection, clarity of thought.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mystic/" rel="tag"&gt;mystic&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/gems/" rel="tag"&gt;gems&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/stones/" rel="tag"&gt;stones&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/gemstones/" rel="tag"&gt;gemstones&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/rocks/" rel="tag"&gt;rocks&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/power/" rel="tag"&gt;power&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/magic/" rel="tag"&gt;magic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.beyondweird.com/occult/cryston1.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:42:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>putting things into perspective</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/162746FC-B3F4-459E-9AFB-9E612FCC1BFF/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This is one you may have heard about, although I don't recall the beer twist at the end.  It's a great lesson regardless. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.successfuloffice.com/Mayo_and_Beer.htm" title="http://www.successfuloffice.com/Mayo_and_Beer.htm"&gt;www.successfuloffice.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;A professor stood before his 
                    philosophy class and had some items in &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
                    &lt;/STRONG&gt;
                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt;front of him. When the class 
                    began, wordlessly, he picked up a very &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
                    &lt;/STRONG&gt;
                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt;large and empty mayonnaise 
                    jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt;He then asked the students if 
                    the jar was full. They agreed that it &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
                    &lt;/STRONG&gt;
                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt;was. So the professor then 
                    picked up a box of pebbles and poured them &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
                    &lt;/STRONG&gt;
                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt;into the jar. He shook the 
                    jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
                    &lt;/STRONG&gt;
                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt;open areas between the golf 
                    balls. He then asked the students again if &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
                    &lt;/STRONG&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt;the jar was full. They agreed 
                    it was. The professor next picked up a &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
                    &lt;/STRONG&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt;box of sand and poured it 
                    into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
                    &lt;/STRONG&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt;everything else. He asked 
                    once more if the jar was full. The students &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
                    &lt;/STRONG&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt;responded with an unanimous 
                    "yes." The professor then produced two&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt;cans of beer from under the 
                    table and poured the entire contents into &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
                    &lt;/STRONG&gt;
                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt;the&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt;jar, effectively filling the 
                    empty space between the sand. The students &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
                    &lt;/STRONG&gt;
                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif"&gt;                    &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial"&gt;
                    &lt;SPAN&gt;laughed.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/life/" rel="tag"&gt;life&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/living/" rel="tag"&gt;living&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/important+things/" rel="tag"&gt;important things&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/success/" rel="tag"&gt;success&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.successfuloffice.com/Mayo_and_Beer.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 18:13:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>coffee is good for you!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/707A0422-A998-4783-B42D-D1AF21B9B0CC/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Few things in life - well...legal things you can do in public - are as enjoyable to me as drinking freshly roasted, freshly brewed, quality grown cup of coffee.  Don't get me wrong, I don't think drinking 3 pots a day can be good for you. But that being said, it's great to hear of recent reports like this one. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.coffeereview.com/reference.cfm?ID=122" title="http://www.coffeereview.com/reference.cfm?ID=122"&gt;www.coffeereview.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H5&gt;Coffee and Health: Health Benefits of Coffee&lt;/H5&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
In addition, some studies have indicated that coffee contains four times the amount of cancer-fighting anti-oxidants as green tea. 
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt; According to a spate of such recent studies moderate coffee drinking may lower the risk of colon cancer by about 25%, gallstones by 45%, cirrhosis of the liver by 80%, and Parkinson's disease by 50% to as much as 80%. Other benefits include 25% reduction in onset of attacks among asthma sufferers and, at least among a large group of female nurses tracked over many years, fewer suicides.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;if I were a nurse taking part in the study noted earlier, and if I were drinking cheap office service coffee, I would be much, much more prone to suicide than if I were drinking, say, a freshly roasted and brewed Ethiopia Yirgacheffe.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/coffee/" rel="tag"&gt;coffee&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/health/" rel="tag"&gt;health&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cancer/" rel="tag"&gt;cancer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/disease/" rel="tag"&gt;disease&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.coffeereview.com/reference.cfm?ID=122</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:57:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Time for Jackson and Sharpton to Step Down</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/94B4BBDD-E9F2-4A21-AC15-FE98D08375FA/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This article really does a good job to put things in perspective.  As a white person who doesn't like or listen to Imus, him getting fired for his poor comments seems to be taking the direction of the situation to a very hypocritical level.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Read the entire article, as it's probably the deepest and most well thought out one I've read about this topic. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://sports.aol.com/whitlock/_a/time-for-jackson-sharpton-to-step-down/20070411111509990001?cid=2365" title="http://sports.aol.com/whitlock/_a/time-for-jackson-sharpton-to-step-down/20070411111509990001?cid=2365"&gt;sports.aol.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Their leadership is stale. Their ideas are outdated. And they don’t give a damn about us.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;We need to take a cue from White America and re-elect our leadership every four years. White folks realize that power corrupts. That’s why they placed term limits on the presidency. They know if you leave a man in power too long he quits looking out for the interest of his constituency and starts looking out for his own best interest.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;We’ve turned Jesse and Al into Supreme Court justices. They get to speak for us for a lifetime.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;If judged by the results they’ve produced the last 20 years, you’d have to regard their administration as a total failure. Seriously, compared to Martin and Malcolm and the freedoms and progress their leadership produced, Jesse and Al are an embarrassment.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Their job the last two decades was to show black people how to take advantage of the opportunities Martin and Malcolm won.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Have we at the level we should have? No.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/racism/" rel="tag"&gt;racism&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jesse/" rel="tag"&gt;jesse&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/imus/" rel="tag"&gt;imus&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sports/" rel="tag"&gt;sports&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://sports.aol.com/whitlock/_a/time-for-jackson-sharpton-to-step-down/20070411111509990001?cid=2365</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:37:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Teacher Removes Desks from Classroom</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/58889E60-BDD7-4334-BC93-E62C65C755BC/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Go to the source and read the rest of this story.  There's a great lesson here for more people than just this class full of students.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And consider this source.  This is true, and a great teaching effort. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.snopes.com/glurge/nodesks.asp" title="http://www.snopes.com/glurge/nodesks.asp"&gt;www.snopes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
In September of 2005, a social studies schoolteacher from Arkansas did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal, and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom. The kids came into first period, they walked in; there were no desks. They obviously looked around and said, "Where's our desks?"
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
The teacher said, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn them."
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades."
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
"No," she said.
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
"Maybe it's our behavior."
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
And she told them, "No, it's not even your behavior."
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
And so they came and went in the first period, still no desks in the classroom. Second period, same thing. Third period. By early afternoon television news crews had gathered in the class to find out about this
crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of the classroom. The last period of the day, the instructor gathered her class.
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/student/" rel="tag"&gt;student&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/teacher/" rel="tag"&gt;teacher&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/veterans/" rel="tag"&gt;veterans&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/freedom/" rel="tag"&gt;freedom&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.snopes.com/glurge/nodesks.asp</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 16:28:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>scientists with a sense of humor</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/EC32314F-7FA9-41E3-A3FF-9372AC1FFD9E/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  an oldie but a goodie. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/barbie.html" title="http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/barbie.html"&gt;www.strangeplaces.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="left"&gt;&lt;FONT size="-1" face="Verdana"&gt;From:&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;FONT size="-1" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
        Paleoanthropology Division&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;FONT size="-1" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
        Smithsonian Institute&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;FONT size="-1" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
        207 Pennsylvania Avenue&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;FONT size="-1" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
        Washington, DC 20078&lt;/FONT&gt; 
      &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="-1" face="Verdana"&gt;Dear Sir:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Thank you for your latest 
        submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next to the 
        clothesline post. Hominid skull." We have given this specimen a careful 
        and detailed examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with 
        your theory that it represents "conclusive proof of the presence of Early 
        Man in Charleston County two million years ago." Rather, it appears that 
        what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of the variety one of 
        our staff, who has small children, believes to be the "Malibu Barbie". 
        It is evident that you have given a great deal of thought to the analysis 
        of this specimen, and&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/anthropology/" rel="tag"&gt;anthropology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/barbie.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:08:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>623,000 fugitive Illegal Aliens in the US!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/197E3AC2-A649-4B19-BEFA-0A5925541661/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This is pretty scary to think that there are so many "fugitives" in America at this time.  Not only that, this is estimated at only 5.4% of ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That's scary.  That would mean over 11 MILLION Illegal Aliens are in America right now. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.emergencyemail.org/newsemergency/anmviewer.asp?a=185&amp;z=1" title="http://www.emergencyemail.org/newsemergency/anmviewer.asp?a=185&amp;z=1"&gt;www.emergencyemail.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" color="#000000"&gt;NewsEmergency.com&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="6" face="times new roman" color="#000000"&gt;
Homeland Security OIG Issues Report estimates over 600,000 Fugitive aliens in U. S.  whereabouts unknown.
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial" color="#000000"&gt;From The Department of Homeland Security Office Inspector General&lt;BR /&gt;(DHS OIG) report...&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" color="#000000"&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;In the report fugitive apprehensions are prioritized as:&lt;BR /&gt;"(1)  fugitives posing a threat to the nation;&lt;BR /&gt; (2)  fugitives posing a threat to the community&lt;BR /&gt; (3)  fugitives with a violent criminal history&lt;BR /&gt; (4)  criminal fugitives&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt; (5)  non-criminal fugitives."&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;"As of August 2006, the Office of Detention and Removal Operations estimated there was a backlog of 623,292 fugitive aliens.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;Therefore, fugitive aliens constitute about 5.4% of the estimated illegal alien population"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD&gt;&lt;A target="_new" href="http://www.dhs.gov/xoig/assets/mgmtrpts/OIG_07-34_Mar07.pdf" set="yes"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" face="Arial" color="#0000cc"&gt;Link to Complete Department of Homeland Security Report (requires Adobe Acrobat)&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/homeland+security/" rel="tag"&gt;homeland security&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/immigration/" rel="tag"&gt;immigration&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/aliens/" rel="tag"&gt;aliens&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/illegal/" rel="tag"&gt;illegal&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.emergencyemail.org/newsemergency/anmviewer.asp?a=185&amp;z=1</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14:35:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>concept cars from the past</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/5D21E109-18BD-4BF1-8ADF-93259AEC4ECA/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This site has a nice collection of rare concept cars.  Some would be really great to tool around in. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.autoweteran.gower.pl/concept/1938_Phantom_Corsair.jpg" title="http://www.autoweteran.gower.pl/concept/1938_Phantom_Corsair.jpg"&gt;www.autoweteran.gower.pl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/UpStateMike/512/6FC01FCE-0F4D-4E3D-AD7C-DA4735F35839.jpg" alt="http://www.autoweteran.gower.pl/concept/1938_Phantom_Corsair.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.autoweteran.gower.pl/concept/1953_Cadillac_Coupe_by_Ghia.jpg" title="http://www.autoweteran.gower.pl/concept/1953_Cadillac_Coupe_by_Ghia.jpg"&gt;www.autoweteran.gower.pl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/UpStateMike/512/50B8DF26-9068-4EA0-AFB5-585D6D75E010.jpg" alt="http://www.autoweteran.gower.pl/concept/1953_Cadillac_Coupe_by_Ghia.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.autoweteran.gower.pl/concept/1953_DeSoto_Adventurer.jpg" title="http://www.autoweteran.gower.pl/concept/1953_DeSoto_Adventurer.jpg"&gt;www.autoweteran.gower.pl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/UpStateMike/512/088D94FD-ACA0-4C62-A6A2-0AA6C1994067.jpg" alt="http://www.autoweteran.gower.pl/concept/1953_DeSoto_Adventurer.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/automotive/" rel="tag"&gt;automotive&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/car/" rel="tag"&gt;car&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/concept/" rel="tag"&gt;concept&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/art/" rel="tag"&gt;art&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.autoweteran.gower.pl/concept/1938_Phantom_Corsair.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 21:34:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>nice mouse pads!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/73C02B88-654D-46E0-A0B7-0BAE067C699C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  These look like they have the kind of wrist support I need. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.htm?j=671" title="http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.htm?j=671"&gt;www.allowe.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/UpStateMike/512/6C98CBC7-DFE8-4052-B6F3-4ADEB79FB3C9.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/computer/" rel="tag"&gt;computer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.htm?j=671</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:48:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>new, improved error messages for Vista</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/FB5221FB-60E1-4CDB-AA17-BF9832CCF948/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  a couple of funny ones here. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.allowe.com/Humor/computerenhancers.htm" title="http://www.allowe.com/Humor/computerenhancers.htm"&gt;www.allowe.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/UpStateMike/512/D6AFAB7E-AA61-4755-A4B9-7B44CC0AD4E9.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/UpStateMike/512/D0386536-41C8-49FA-89D4-1A22C5EB4001.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/UpStateMike/512/02B26BFC-A66F-4EC3-9878-666732F9362C.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/UpStateMike/512/1BEDC35E-A679-4835-AFDC-1EA96D09EFE5.gif" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/UpStateMike/512/C5435360-52D6-4D1D-9322-CFE9FD631466.gif" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/UpStateMike/512/57A4B132-DC67-4971-9556-4E83D94140DB.gif" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/UpStateMike/512/8F74128C-DE65-450A-AE23-C71AFCA9389A.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/computer/" rel="tag"&gt;computer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/error/" rel="tag"&gt;error&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.allowe.com/Humor/computerenhancers.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 19:47:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bad Analogies!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8C05657D-88F2-4E32-9BA1-E0197FF7A3F2/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/UpStateMike/"&gt;UpStateMike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I kind of like a couple of them.  These teachers are too tightassed!  LOL &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/analog.htm" title="http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/analog.htm"&gt;www.c4vct.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 align="center"&gt;
  The Worst Analogies&lt;BR /&gt;
  Ever Written in a High School Essay
&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled
Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling
ball wouldn't.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with
vegetable soup.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them
in hot grease.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this
guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy
field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland
at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a
speed of 35 mph.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/english/" rel="tag"&gt;english&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/umor/" rel="tag"&gt;umor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/writing/" rel="tag"&gt;writing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/analog.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 00:53:40 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>