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Kid Quotes

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:18:47 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie
clipper's remarks: Sometimes kids say things in innocence that are simply hilarious

Kid Quotes

Sometimes kids say things in innocence that are simply hilarious.

"When you were my age, you was just a baby!" -- 5 year old.

"And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email." -- 4 year old girl, misquoting the Lord's Prayer

"I wish someone we knew would die so we could leave them flowers." -- 6 year old girl, upon seeing flowers in a cemetery.

"Mommy, you said it would be a shot; instead it was a needle!" -- Boy, overheard at the hospital

"Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet." -- 3 year old son, when his mother told him his shoes were on the wrong feet

"Tell me when you're asleep, ok?" -- 7 year old son, overheard talking to his 5 year old brother.

"Daddy, did your hair slip?" -- 3 year old son, to his bald but long bearded father

"Do they look after the Pokemon?" -- City kid, when asked what a gamekeeper does.

"How will that help?" -- Kindergarten student, when the class was instructed to hold up two fingers if any of them had to go to the bathroom

Tags: kids, fun, quote, funny

Kids Ideas on Love

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:14:55 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie
clipper's remarks: Kids, aged 5 to 10, were asked questions about what they thought of love and marriage.

Clip Source: www.rinkworks.com

Kids' Ideas About Love

Kids, aged 5 to 10, were asked questions about what they thought of love and marriage. Here's what they said.

"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -- Mike, 10

"Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one." -- Angie, age 10

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." -- Dave, age 8

"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." -- Christine, age 9

"All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark." -- Sherm, age 8

"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." -- Eddie, age 6

Tags: kids, quotes, love, marriage, date, dating

The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture with Lyrics

Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:54:29 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie
clipper's remarks: If you have kids, you'll appreciate the vid!

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Tags: "william tell overture", mom, kids, humor, song

The most erect cheetah I've ever seen?

Sun, 07 Oct 2007 00:12:32 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie
clipper's remarks: This is just too cute! Kids WILL be kids!

Clip Source: bgathen.wordpress.com

Then a few days ago I had the chance to attend a parent teacher night. His entire class had drawn and decorated the classroom with pictures themed “My Autumn Adventure.” In many of the pictures you could tell, however crudely, that the children were picking apples, playing football or jumping into leaves. And then I found Jack’s picture and it looked like a penis; a penis with a rainbow shooting out of it. I think the rainbow was supposed to be pile of colorful leaves, but it didn’t look like a pile of leaves it looked like a rainbow shooting out of the head of the penis.

Does Jack know that his drawings look like Ron Jeremy’s doodles in the margins of the script for Shaving Ryan’s Privates? I don’t know, but I do know that the administration is now requiring him to put fig leafs on any drawings that are hung in the classroom. (Yes…Jack’s drawings are hung.)

Tags: drawing, penis, humor

Fabulous way to teach a brat and his mom a lesson!

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:33:32 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie
clipper's remarks: This is fantastic! I love it!

Clip Source: mysree.wordpress.com

How to teach a kid (and his mother) a lesson they won’t soon forget!!!

Yes, some of you won’t like this, but i gotta tell you… I DO! I know exactly the kinds of kids (and their moms) this person is talking about . They are evil little hellion children who’s parents let them get away with any and everything at the expense of innocent bystanders. If a a few more people would do a few more things like this, maybe some parents would get a better rein on their kids!!!

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Tags: lesson, kids, bite, hiv

Caffeine Facts

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:44:32 GMT

clipped by: alironan

Clip Source: www.neatorama.com

CAFFEINE FACTS

The average American drinks 210 milligrams of caffeine a day. That’s equivalent to 2-3 cups of coffee, depending on how strong it is.

How you make your coffee has a lot to do with how much caffeine you get. Instant coffee contains 65 milligrams of caffeine per serving; coffee brewed in a percolator has 80 milligrams; and coffee made using the "drip method" has 155 milligrams.

Top four sources of caffeine in the American diet: coffee, soft drinks, tea, and chocolate, in that order. The average American gets 75% of their caffeine from coffee.

What happens to the caffeine that’s removed from decaf coffee? Most of it is sold to soda companies and put into soft drinks. (Cola contains some caffeine naturally, but they like to add even more.)

Do you drink more caffeine than your kids do? If you correct for body weight, probably not. Pound for pound, kids often get as much caffeine from chocolate and soft drinks as their parents get from coffee, tea, and other sources.

Tags: caffeine, tea, coffee, addiction