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Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-usTop 10 shirts to get arrested inhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/70E68666-434E-4D2B-AC8F-7A33686C786B/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/TwilaMarie/">TwilaMarie</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> dum --dum --dum --dumb <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://top10kid.com/2008/04/14/top-10-shirts-to-get-arrested-in/" title="http://top10kid.com/2008/04/14/top-10-shirts-to-get-arrested-in/">top10kid.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">TOP 10 Shirts To Get Arrested In</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="4" face="arial black,avant garde">10. Never mention <U>Sex</U> in the pen </FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/6AF78D6C-D26C-4D42-8F2D-E95460B3F324.jpg" alt="mug3" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="4" face="arial black,avant garde">9. Bambi: Kmart by day, Stripper by night </FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/9C404E71-4C90-4E5E-A716-D93A290A8B53.jpg" alt="mug9" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="4" face="arial black,avant garde">8. Say that to the judge. </FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/8F564E4E-36A7-4442-817A-2B782C84E8DA.jpg" alt="mug7" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="4" face="arial black,avant garde">7. Better hope you aren’t sharing a cell with one. </FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/3E905DEA-1C8F-45C3-A2A7-C8E840571A31.jpg" alt="mug6" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="4" face="arial black,avant garde">6. He must have been busy…your whole life. </FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/55AA4D9A-9D78-4113-B6BA-49EE9C93A09B.jpg" alt="mug4" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="4" face="arial black,avant garde">5. About bunnies? No.<BR /> </FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/FA4027EC-1FD0-4A25-ADFE-A944ADF6295A.jpg" alt="mug10" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="4" face="arial black,avant garde">4. Better hope you’re in jail for less than that.<BR /> </FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/2BBFBFD8-0B23-4BD2-901B-8F3541DDE3E7.jpg" alt="mug2" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="4" face="arial black,avant garde">3. Arrested Drunks go to jail.<BR /> </FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/BBA8072D-E1B7-44A4-A4AF-D5BCDE25EA03.jpg" alt="mug5" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="4" face="arial black,avant garde">2. Except in this case.<BR /> </FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/7402CD06-0D6C-49F6-8FB8-6C2642DA9145.jpg" alt="mug8" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="4">1. No, but you are awesome.</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/D5961885-5FBD-414B-BF2E-5B81F7B4651C.jpg" alt="mug1" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny+shirts/" rel="tag">funny shirts</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/people/" rel="tag">people</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/life/" rel="tag">life</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/laugh/" rel="tag">laugh</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag">fun</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cool/" rel="tag">cool</a></div>http://top10kid.com/2008/04/14/top-10-shirts-to-get-arrested-in/Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:32:10 GMT10 best beards everhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/87204713-567B-48ED-A4BB-5937689C46BF/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/TwilaMarie/">TwilaMarie</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/01/10/the-10-most-inspiring-beards-of-all-time/" title="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/01/10/the-10-most-inspiring-beards-of-all-time/">www.bestweekever.tv</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="post_title"> <A title="Permanent Link to The 10 Most Inspiring Beards Of All Time" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/01/10/the-10-most-inspiring-beards-of-all-time/"> The 10 Most Inspiring Beards Of All Time </A> </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/7603DD35-1724-4A71-92B6-9B490824943B.jpg" alt="image3684696.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/71843B46-105B-4411-B1D1-14E0DD0A1383.jpg" alt="alborlandbeard2.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/0993E49C-EB87-4779-9D1F-780DFD5E9CB3.jpg" alt="11247.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/1CEE1454-FC50-4CC3-A687-A602D00A54A8.jpg" alt="Image002.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/E36361AF-B059-41B5-8F2E-B8AAFF27E0DF.jpg" alt="zz_top_color_3_low_res.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/1C22CE1A-C968-4407-86C8-BD72E641C02B.jpg" alt="kennybeard2.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/03698544-0B5C-48F8-9083-43E3670CF287.jpg" alt="prestonbeard.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/734D5CCC-ECB2-4D5F-83EF-9E9C2DDAB397.jpg" alt="vespabeard.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/1C082BDF-05F5-415F-8E10-C218CB6205C6.jpg" alt="teen-wolf.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/45C218D0-1FCC-48E9-8200-2CC5B6110E7B.jpg" alt="keatonbeard2.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/0BEDF3B0-83BF-4278-8432-9357F4381C6C.jpg" alt="01cat.jpg" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/celebrities/" rel="tag">celebrities</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/public/" rel="tag">public</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/beard/" rel="tag">beard</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/01/10/the-10-most-inspiring-beards-of-all-time/Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:15:35 GMTThe Futurehttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/74CF478E-EC6C-4A17-B1D2-4F7189937CDF/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/TwilaMarie/">TwilaMarie</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://blaugh.com/2006/11/24/this-is-the-future/" title="http://blaugh.com/2006/11/24/this-is-the-future/">blaugh.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1><A title="Permanent Link to This is The Future" rel="bookmark" href="http://blaugh.com/2006/11/24/this-is-the-future/" linkindex="7" set="yes">This is The Future</A></H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/E9AD3F32-1FE5-4718-91ED-5DF616B592B1.gif" alt="This is The Future" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/blaugh/" rel="tag">blaugh</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://blaugh.com/2006/11/24/this-is-the-future/Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:21:49 GMTbanned condom commercialhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/29177045-B386-4ECE-A15D-658D8CEF8D5E/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/TwilaMarie/">TwilaMarie</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> funny as hell! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ&mode=related&search=" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ&mode=related&search=">www.youtube.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div>[Video]</div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/condom/" rel="tag">condom</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/banned/" rel="tag">banned</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/commercial/" rel="tag">commercial</a></div>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ&mode=related&search=Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:24:08 GMTFunny (but real) science test answershttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/446C6335-C59F-4104-B4B9-8C4E4AAD6224/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/TwilaMarie/">TwilaMarie</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.offbeatenough.com/2007/03/29/real-science-test-answers/" title="http://www.offbeatenough.com/2007/03/29/real-science-test-answers/">www.offbeatenough.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3 id="post-3890"><SPAN><A title="Permanent Link to Real Science Test Answers" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.offbeatenough.com/2007/03/29/real-science-test-answers/">Real Science Test Answers</A></SPAN></H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>“When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.”</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>“H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water”</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>“Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state”</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>“The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects.”</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>“The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have ben taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.”</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>“Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.”</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>“Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.”</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>“To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.”</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>“For dog bite: put the dog away for sevral days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.”</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>“To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.”</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>“A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.”</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>“To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube”</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>“The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.”</P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/exam/" rel="tag">exam</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/student/" rel="tag">student</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/college/" rel="tag">college</a></div>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2007/03/29/real-science-test-answers/Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:43:09 GMTHow NOT to move a steam roller!http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E60288A2-B6A9-41CC-B389-230EDC8FD6DE/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/TwilaMarie/">TwilaMarie</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KJ3z-bFFqc&NR=1" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KJ3z-bFFqc&NR=1">www.youtube.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div>[Video]</div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/steam+roller/" rel="tag">steam roller</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/accident/" rel="tag">accident</a></div>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KJ3z-bFFqc&NR=1Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:52:46 GMTHow NOT to make a Powerpoint ?http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/69DAA224-49FF-4657-BB02-76846AF5B129/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/pokkets/">pokkets</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://recentworld.com/2007/06/06/how-not-to-make-a-powerpoint/" title="http://recentworld.com/2007/06/06/how-not-to-make-a-powerpoint/">recentworld.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Funny because it`s true.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div>[Video]</div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/powerpoint/" rel="tag">powerpoint</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/not/" rel="tag">not</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/make/" rel="tag">make</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://recentworld.com/2007/06/06/how-not-to-make-a-powerpoint/Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:08:01 GMTFunny Photoshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2C3AD18C-DA82-48E2-984B-0EBAF92841E1/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/axelsenzon/">axelsenzon</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.stonerocket.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5316" title="http://www.stonerocket.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5316">www.stonerocket.net</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD colspan="2"><SPAN class="postbody"><DIV>PS. 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I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT. </div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. </div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. </div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. </div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/one+liners/" rel="tag">one liners</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mean/" rel="tag">mean</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotes/" rel="tag">quotes</a></div>http://webmail.peoplepc.com/wam/msg.jsp?msgid=904&x=-1717371980Sun, 29 Jul 2007 02:57:09 GMTHuge list of funny one-linershttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/91036BE5-4B98-4A3E-A00E-D065DC95BF8C/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/tron2007/">tron2007</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/06/huge-list-of-funny-one-liners.html" title="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/06/huge-list-of-funny-one-liners.html">masalajokes.blogspot.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>You wouldn't be needing any more one liners after reading this massive list!!</DIV><BR />100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?<BR />42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.<BR />99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.<BR />A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.<BR />A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.<BR />A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<BR />A closed mouth gathers no foot.<BR />A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.<BR />A day without sunshine is like, night.<BR />A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.<BR />A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.<BR />All generalizations are false, including this one.<BR />All men are idiots, and I married their King.<BR />Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.<BR />Always try to be modest and be proud of it!<BR />Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.<BR />Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.</div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/general/" rel="tag">general</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a></div>http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/06/huge-list-of-funny-one-liners.htmlSat, 16 Jun 2007 08:08:49 GMT