http://clipmarks.com/clipper/TwilaMarie/clipcast/Fark/http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/TwilaMarie/clipcast/Fark/15Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-ushttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/6E1BE6A7-06A1-444A-A1F8-3B269D106758/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/TwilaMarie/">TwilaMarie</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.fark.com/" title="http://www.fark.com/">www.fark.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/0C6D74D6-8D29-42C1-9DF2-A9FD229975CA.gif" alt="Free Press" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><SPAN class="headline">Here's a new one for you. Toyota recalls 55,000.... floor mats. FLOOR MATS? Yes, floor mats</SPAN></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/38B377A3-A747-462D-AFCE-762C71FD88EA.gif" alt="The Register" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><SPAN class="headline">How many penis-related puns can one fit into an article</SPAN></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/E9302D52-39C4-4ACB-AB3B-1E1C3BF56837.gif" alt="AJC" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><SPAN class="headline">Not News-Motorcyclist clocked at 135 on GA highway. News- He had a passenger. Fark-He told cops he was "preparing for jump to hyperspace."</SPAN></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/4F568AD8-3F66-451C-8D38-0C16C8414F1E.png" alt="NPR" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><SPAN class="headline">New nationnwide test results show that the US is getting stronger in math -- but it's a moot point because we still can't read the math books</SPAN></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/254A8414-4246-4109-A49B-CA77DB13DB5F.gif" alt="AP" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><SPAN class="headline">The coach of Oklahoma City's minor-league hockey team helped prevent a possible stampede of Belgian horses by biting one of the animals on its ear. No, really</SPAN></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/0CB7BB3F-3034-4489-ABA5-7905545CBA5F.gif" alt="NBC 11" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><SPAN class="headline">Stanford tuition: $35,000. Room and Board: $10,000. Wasting your parent's money on a Facebook course: PRICELESS</SPAN></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/A2046907-7A9B-4921-B9E6-109FA4D4B32E.gif" alt="Yahoo" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><SPAN class="headline">Man buys smoker at auction, finds human leg jerky inside. That's what you get for buying an item in hock</SPAN></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/9CB4D95F-4479-44B4-953C-4730DBEA0EF7.gif" alt="WFTV" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><SPAN class="headline">Man catches 12-foot, 550-pound hammerhead while fishing from shore (with photos, video)</SPAN></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/TwilaMarie/512/DBDEDE86-2A89-4349-9421-E4299B495E44.gif" alt="News.com.au" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><SPAN class="headline">Actual headline: Jorj Boosh has fo-NE-tik TELLI-promt</SPAN></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fark/" rel="tag">fark</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/odd/" rel="tag">odd</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/strange/" rel="tag">strange</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/news/" rel="tag">news</a></div>http://www.fark.com/Thu, 27 Sep 2007 00:40:55 GMT