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Yeah, They Fixed It All Right!

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:42:27 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie

Clip Source: thereifixedit.com

For Electrocution, Please Pull Switch

Please Don't Give My Boss Ideas

Wonder Why They Had To Label It?

Simultaneously Repulsed And Covetous

Morbidly Curious About The Inside

Wonder What It Looks Like From The Inside?

Clip Source: thereifixedit.com

This Looks Legit. Have Fun Kids!

Fuel Efficiency Is Getting Silly

More Bathroom Shenanigans

You know, a shower that’s so rusted over that it needs pliers to turn on the water is bad (see post immediately below this one). But let’s look at the bright side…

1. It’s in the right room.

2. Someone with extremely specific OCD hasn’t taken to it with shag and a nail gun.

3. No one is trying to live their entire life without leaving the confines of its warm embrace.

Tags: diy, fix, do it yourself, pic, funny, humor, home, repair, remodel, invent

Mexican Words of the Day

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:35:37 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie

Clip Source: mysree.wordpress.com

Mexican Words of the Day

1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom

3. *Shoulder* My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.

4. * Texas * My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!

5. *Herpes* Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July* Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum* I had 2 cars but my amigo rectum!

8. *Chicken* I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair* We only have one enchilada left, but don’t worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken wing* My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing

11. *Harassment* My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her “honey, harassment nothing to me.”

12. *Bishop* My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

Tags: bullshit, crazy, fun, funny, happy, humor, laugh, life, wtf?

Geography of the Sexes

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:33:35 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie
clipper's remarks: so very true...

Clip Source: mysree.wordpress.com

Geography Of A Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

Tags: funny, geography, happy, humor, laugh, life, man, sex, woman

Military Mischief

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 20:41:45 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie
clipper's remarks: THANK GOD THEY CAN STILL MAINTAIN THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR OVER THERE!

Clip Source: mysree.wordpress.com

Military Mischief

Army Humor

THANK GOD THEY CAN STILL MAINTAIN THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR OVER THERE!

Did you know? 3.0

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:49:57 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie

Clip Source: atechdiva.wordpress.com

Did you know? 3.0….

[Video]

3.0 for 2008 - Newly Revised Edition Created by Karl Fisch, and modified by Scott McLeod; Globalization & The Information Age. It was even adapted by Sony BMG at an executive meeting they held in Rome this year. Credits are also given to Scott McLeod, Jeff Brenman

Tags: 3.o, new, you, age, globalization, fisch, mcleod, brenman, information, tech

Make your own lie detector

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 19:58:14 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie

Clip Source: science.discovery.com

Make Your Own Lie Detector - Parts You'll Need

Parts you will need...These should all be pretty easy to find.

1. Project Enclosure
2. 4.7K Resistor
3. 82K Resistor
4. 0.01uF Capacitor
5. 2N3904 Transistor
6. 2N3906 Transistor
7. 2-AA Battery holder
8. Small circuit board
9.Spare PC speaker
10.Velcro
11. Aluminum foil
12. Wire
13. AA Batteries

Clip Source: science.discovery.com

You will need a soldering iron/station, solder, screwdriver, hot glue, small drill bit and wire strippers.

Clip Source: science.discovery.com

Following the schematic shown here, build the circuit. Take your time and make good solder joints.

Clip Source: science.discovery.com

nstall everything in the project enclosure leaving just the Finger Pad leads exposed through drilled holes. I also drilled holes in the box so you can hear the speaker.

Using a strip of Velcro (soft side), cut a piece of aluminum foil the size of the Velcro.

Remove the sticky side of the Velcro and attach the aluminum foil with one of the Finger Pad leads under the aluminum.

Tags: how to, diy, lie detector, gadget, gizmo

Make Your Own Flashlight

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 19:51:05 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie

Clip Source: science.discovery.com

Make a Flashlight Like This One

Video: Soup Up a Flashlight

$100 Super Bright Flashlight for About $10!

You'll need to gather some materials:
1 Eveready Contractor Industrial Flashlight
3 123 3 volt Lithium Batteries.
1 Radio Shack KPR112 Krypton Flashlight Bulb

5/8" Drill Bit or file.

Steps:
1. Disassemble the flashlight, removing the AA batteries (if installed) and factory lamp. Unscrew the top and then unscrew the small lamp housing to get to the lamp.
2. Install the Radio Shack lamp and re-assemble the housing
3. Drill or file down the ridges inside the flashlight to make room for the 123 batteries
4. Install the 3 Lithium Ion batteries and screw on the bottom.
5. Turn it on!
(Optional: Kip painted his black satin to make it look like the real thing.)

Tags: tools, dyi, how to

Don't f*ck with love!

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 19:47:28 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie
clipper's remarks: LOL!

Clip Source: www.dontfuckwithlove.com

Tags: love, video

Best Nerd Pickup Lines

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 19:35:23 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie

Clip Source: blogs.discovery.com

Best Nerd Pickup Lines

February 05, 2009

Someone gets your logic board humming, but all that's coming out is the same ol' binary code. Why not try these gems, courtesy of twitscoop.com:

@naanblog - Is it hot in here or is it my processor?

@serenasays - You autocomplete me.

@bitfaker - You stumbledupon me. I dugg you. I liked and commented on you. You poked me.

@torinaga - Let's get to the bottom layer of the OSI model.

@arleigh - I'd double-click that!

@fedward - It is a slide rule in my pocket, but I'm also happy to see you.

@drewmac - Your ram urns my software into hardware.

@johncartago - I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

@dpbkmb - I wrote that app.

@sagemcgreen - I can stop hacking porn sites now that I found you.

Tags: nerd, geek, pickup, line, funny, humor

The Oarfish...a creature of legend caught in real life

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:47:43 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie

Clip Source: www.educatedearth.net

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Tags: oarfish, creature, legend

8 Awesome Tools To Create & Manage All Your Passwords

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 08:13:33 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie

Clip Source: www.dumblittleman.com

8 Awesome Tools To Create & Manage All Your Passwords

Keepass is an excellent password manager which is free, open-source and available for all the platforms (for Mac and Linux, KeepassX is available)

Roboform for Windows is a robust password manager which also helps you easily fill web forms.

Firefox's in-built password manager could be a good option too for managing your web passwords.

Sxipper is an awesome Firefox extension which helps you to fill in forms, manage passwords and Open IDs.

LastPass has recently added some cool features and could well become the most popular password manager out there.

Like LastPass, Clipperz is also an online password manager which not only stores passwords but also information like bank account numbers and credit card numbers.

Password Hasher is a nice Firefox extension whose main task is to create strong passwords for you.

1Password is not free but works very well for Mac users and hence it is quite popular.

Tags: tools, passwords

My Kind Of Christmas Carols

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 15:38:18 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie

Clip Source: mysree.wordpress.com

MY KINDA CHRISTMAS CAROLS!!!!

1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia — I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and….

6. Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder — Thought of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10. Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells of Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia — Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

Tags: fun, christmas, humor, laugh

Coffee Quotes

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 11:35:04 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie

Clip Source: www.quotegarden.com

Quotations about Coffee & Caffeine

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness. ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. ~Drew Sirtors

A morning without coffee is like sleep. ~Author Unknown

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ~Bob Irwin

Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. ~Author Unknown

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. ~Star Trek: Voyager

Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin! ~Author Unknown

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. ~Harry Mahtar

Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. ~Author Unknown

Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon. ~Author Unknown

Be a coffee-drinking individual - espresso yourself! ~Author Unknown

Tags: coffee, caffeine, java, decaf, sleep

The Other Number

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:43:00 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie

Clip Source: www.otherno.com

OtherNo

OtherNo is Pseudonymity...

No handset, no sim, no contract.

It's a second mobile number for texts or sms from your existing phone (or online).

Tags: phone, sim, no contract, anonymous

Simply AWESOME Pics!

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:06:53 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie

Clip Source: www.geekarmy.com

These pictures are absolutely mind blowingly good.

Tags: pics, geek army. photo, beauty, cool