Clipmarks | NonStatQuo's 'humor' clips

The Brits REALLY know how to live it up!

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:06:11 GMT

clipped by: NonStatQuo
clipper's remarks: This small country with a nation conquering history, has outdone itself again with an innovation that is sure to be echoed throughout the world.

Ladies and Gentlemen ... I give you....

drumroll please...

The Savory Ice Cream Cone.

Don't push and shove to be the first in line.

Clip Source: news.bbc.co.uk

A so-called "mash van" in the UK shows off its new "mash cone" with sausage, mashed potato, gravy and peas in an ice cream cone.

Tags: humour, humor, british, britian, food, yuck

W W GWB D?

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:41:11 GMT

clipped by: NonStatQuo
clipper's remarks: more shrub humour ... but really, it isn't funny. is it?

Clip Source: www.wellingtongrey.net

Tags: bush, humor, humour, war, iraq, futility

In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:32:50 GMT

clipped by: NonStatQuo
clipper's remarks: My happy clip for the week

Clip Source: news.bbc.co.uk

In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon (4%)

In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits (5%)

Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (6%)

In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed (6%)

It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%)

In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)

In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)

6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%)

3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

Tags: humor, humour, funny, laws

What if the Military had disclaimers like Pharma Ads?

Sat, 27 Oct 2007 15:28:45 GMT

clipped by: NonStatQuo

Clip Source: www.dailycomedy.com

What if the Military had disclaimers like Pharma Ads?

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Tags: military, politics, humor

Liberty Stickers .... When you care enough to say the very best....

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:56:52 GMT

clipped by: NonStatQuo

Clip Source: www.libertystickers.com

Tags: humour, humor, funny, politics

hee heee heeee

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:44:27 GMT

clipped by: NonStatQuo

Clip Source: www.libertystickers.com

Tags: humor, politics, bush, cheney

Invictus? Is that you?

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:22:37 GMT

clipped by: NonStatQuo
clipper's remarks: I saw this on flickr and thought the person holding the placard looked like Invictus from clipmark fame.

Clip Source: www.flickr.com

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/428002862_4ae224cf94.jpg

View image in its original context

Clip Source: www.flickr.com

Tags: humor

Maybe they should just serve better food and no booze

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 19:41:13 GMT

clipped by: NonStatQuo

Clip Source: www.usatoday.com

United passenger charged for alleged drunken behavior on flight

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — A United Airlines passenger faces federal charges for allegedly making statements about a hijacking, trying to open a cabin door and fighting with flight attendants while aboard a flight from Boston to San Francisco.

Tags: humor, travel, flight, airlines

Why Dogs Bite Their Owners

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:20:26 GMT

clipped by: NonStatQuo
clipper's remarks: Ok. this is just plain funny. And there are more of these on the website where these came from. ( I can't believe this only got 5 pops! It is so funny!)

Clip Source: www.adelaider.com

Why Dogs Bite Their Owners

Tags: humour, humor, pets

Ten Verses you'll never hear in the pulpit

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 15:36:30 GMT

clipped by: NonStatQuo
clipper's remarks: Please, please sign me up to any church that would have the nerve to hear bible verses. You must read the whole site to really get the gist of the humor and irony.

Clip Source: www.churchhopping.com

Ten Verses Never Preached On

Written by Josh Rives December 5th, 2006

10. 2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

8. Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

Comments: We can’t just be letting anyone in. We have to draw the line somewhere.

Tags: religion, history, humor

Things

Sat, 21 Oct 2006 17:06:35 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.c4vct.com

Things that Needed to be Said

On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."

-- Rich Jeni

Tags: humor