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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | JediKnut's 'signs' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/JediKnut/search/signs/sort/latest-pops/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/JediKnut/search/signs/sort/latest-pops/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Balloon priest search scaled down</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/96419A3C-2AE0-4F56-A1A8-878291D5A4B5/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/JediKnut/"&gt;JediKnut&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Well, they're scaling down the search for the Priest... not a good sign.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Well, all we can say is we hope for the best! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/04/25/2227222.htm?section=justin" title="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/04/25/2227222.htm?section=justin"&gt;www.abc.net.au&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Balloon priest search scaled down&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="first"&gt;Rescue teams in Brazil have scaled down efforts to find a Catholic priest who blew out to sea while attached to 1,000 helium-filled party balloons.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Father Adelir Antonio de Carli was trying to break a flying record but lost contact with port authorities on Monday morning. &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;The Brazilian air force called off its search today and officials say the navy is also considering suspending operations. &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Firefighters continue to comb beaches and islands where Fr de Carli may have washed up but they too concede it is increasingly unlikely he will be found alive. &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;The only signs of him since Monday have been floating clusters of balloons, some as far as 150 kilometres away from where he last made radio contact. &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Parishioners say Fr de Carli's ordeal is a test of faith and are maintaining their hope through prayer.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/balloon/" rel="tag"&gt;balloon&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/priest/" rel="tag"&gt;priest&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/helium/" rel="tag"&gt;helium&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/record/" rel="tag"&gt;record&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/charity/" rel="tag"&gt;charity&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/04/25/2227222.htm?section=justin</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:10:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Funny Graffiti and Signs From Around The World</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2B9881B0-2E3F-4FB2-94CE-AFEB9FF53A73/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/JediKnut/"&gt;JediKnut&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Some really funny graffiti - done to signboards, &amp;amp; other places - definitely worth a look - guaranteed a few laughs! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://my.mmoabc.com/article/knockout/2621/Funny-Graffiti-and-Signs-From-Around-The-World.html?login=no" title="http://my.mmoabc.com/article/knockout/2621/Funny-Graffiti-and-Signs-From-Around-The-World.html?login=no"&gt;my.mmoabc.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Funny Graffiti and Signs From Around The World&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV id="topic" class="article_cont"&gt;
												
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/&gt;													&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/graffiti/" rel="tag"&gt;graffiti&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag"&gt;humour&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/signs/" rel="tag"&gt;signs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://my.mmoabc.com/article/knockout/2621/Funny-Graffiti-and-Signs-From-Around-The-World.html?login=no</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:11:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>US Gov's new signs!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/1E42E9C6-060B-4163-8953-6A5B4967CBCA/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/JediKnut/"&gt;JediKnut&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Fun ways to interpret the new signs, published by the US Government on their website. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/" title="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/"&gt;www.nirvani.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;The US government has a new 
  website, &lt;A href="http://www.ready.gov/"&gt;http://www.ready.gov/&lt;/A&gt;.  It's 
  another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and 
  cover" advice after WWII.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;The fun thing is that these pictures are so 
  ambiguous they could mean anything!  Here are a few 
  interpretations.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/expl_vis_dont_run.gif" /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;If you have set yourself on fire, do not 
  run&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/expl_vis_shout.gif" /&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;If you 
  spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell 
  really loud.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/expl_vis_open_door.gif" /&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;If you 
  spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/I&gt; 
  &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/bio_vis_substance.gif" /&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;If 
  you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of 
  seeing a doctor.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/I&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/expl_vis_flashlight.gif" /&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Use your 
  flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/I&gt; 
  &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/vis_chem_wash.gif" /&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;The 
  proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least 
  one(1) armless hand.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/I&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/expl_vis_cover_nose.gif" /&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Michael 
  Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, 
  run the fuck away.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/I&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/vis_chem_area.gif" /&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard 
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But for tourism officials in Beijing, a city preparing for the arrival of millions of visitors for the Olympic Games in August, the problem is far from funny.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="story2"&gt;The Beijing Municipal Tourism Bureau has hired English linguists to eradicate "Chinglish" from signs and shop fronts.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="story2"&gt;It has also instructed the city's 4,000 unrated hotels to translate their names, service hours, room rates, menus and notices into accurate English.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="story2"&gt;Restaurateurs have been given a list of the proper English names for the most commonly mistranslated items, including "virgin chicken" for a young chicken dish, "steamed crap" instead of crab, and "burnt lion's head" describing Chinese pork meatballs.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/JediKnut/512/F872C1C1-8EA7-4C5F-A6E0-6FD9E6C46411.jpg" alt="xxxx" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="story2"&gt;"These translations either scare or embarrass foreign customers and may cause misunderstanding on China's diet habits," the state news agency said.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/chinglish/" rel="tag"&gt;chinglish&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/chinese/" rel="tag"&gt;chinese&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/english/" rel="tag"&gt;english&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/translations/" rel="tag"&gt;translations&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/signs/" rel="tag"&gt;signs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2008/03/19/noindex/wchinglish119.xml</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:25:58 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>