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Wood density holds key to Stradivarius

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:04:42 GMT

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LONDON (Reuters) - Researchers using a medical scanner have worked out why a Stradivarius violin sounds so good -- it is because of the remarkably even density of the wood.

For the past 300 years, musicians and scientists have puzzled over the unparalleled quality of classical Cremonese violins made by Italian masters like Antonio Stradivari and Giuseppe Guarneri del Gesu.

Using an adaptation of a computer program developed to calculate lung densities in people with emphysema, they were able to analyze the physical properties of violins without risking damage to instruments worth millions of dollars.

They found no significant differences between the median densities of the modern and the antique violins but did discover far less variation between wood grains of early and late growth in the old ones.

Tags: violin, stradivarius

Sacha Baron + Will Ferrell in new film

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:31:57 GMT

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Clip Source: www.reuters.com

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Sacha Baron Cohen will star as detective Sherlock Holmes and Will Ferrell as his loyal assistant, Watson, in an upcoming film comedy inspired by tales of the fictional English sleuth, Columbia Pictures said on Wednesday.

Cohen, 36, and Ferrell, 40, last appeared together in the 2006 auto racing spoof "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby," with Ferrell in the title role and Cohen playing his rival, a French speed racer.

Screenwriter Etan Cohen, no relation to the British comedian who sprang to movie fame as "Borat," has been signed to pen the screenplay for the as-yet untitled Sherlock Holmes film, the Sony Corp.-owned studio said in a statement.

The story will use as a starting point the principal characters created by Scottish-born author and physician Arthur Conan Doyle in the late 19th century.

No launch date for the production has been set, and no other decisions about casting or a director have been made.

Tags: ali g, borat, will ferrell, sherlock, watson

Slash & Sebastian Bach's top-secret project

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:29:56 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Weiland was thrown out of Velvet Revolver in April, with the band citing his "increasingly erratic on-stage behavior and personal problems." Weiland responded by saying that Bach would be a "fantastic" substitute.

Clip Source: www.reuters.com

DETROIT (Billboard) - Sebastian Bach says Velvet Revolver guitarist Slash has contacted him "out of the blue" for a top-secret job, but not as the replacement for the group's fired frontman Scott Weiland.

The former Skid Row singer said that stepping in for Weiland would be "awkward" given his friendship with Slash's former Guns N' Roses bandmate Axl Rose.

Slash quit Guns N' Roses in 1996, frustrated with Rose's imperious manner, and they have been estranged ever since. Bach and Rose, however, are on good terms: Bach sings on the as-yet-unreleased Guns album "Chinese Democracy," while Rose sang on three tracks on Bach's 2007 solo album, "Angel Down," and gave him the opening slot on two Guns N' Roses tours.

Bach said the Slash project was "mind-blowing," but that he had been sworn to secrecy and nothing was happening right now.

Tags: guns n' roses, skid row, slash, bach

Make your own fonts!

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:40:24 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Charles Andermack, a font designer who works under the nom de lettres Chank Diesel, likes to brag that one of his custom fonts has been sitting at the top of the New York Times best-seller list. He created Truck King, the font used to typeset “Jon Scieszka’s Trucktown Smash! Crash!” an illustrated book about trucks. Mr. Andermack’s design firm, Chank Fonts (chank.com), builds custom fonts for advertisers, book designers or corporations looking to capture a special look or style.

While Mr. Andermack’s fees can run into the tens of thousands of dollars for full families of fonts with all the diacritical marks and permutations, he can turn anyone’s handwriting into a font for $200. These custom fonts, also available from other sites like vletter.com, are popular not only with scrapbookers but also with professionals like real estate agents who want to add a personal touch to their letters.

Clip Source: www.nytimes.com

Before the personal computer, most people were oblivious to fonts. Some may have recognized Courier and Elite on the I.B.M. Selectric typewriter ball. Then word processing programs offered a hundred or more fonts, from Arial to Wingdings. More were offered in software packages and on the Internet. Now, many people can recognize fonts by name. Indeed, a documentary about typography and one of the most familiar typefaces, “Helvetica,” played to sellout crowds at film festivals.

Gene Buban, a DVD producer in the San Francisco Bay area, wanted an urban flavor for a hip-hop music video compilation, so he turned to FontStruct.com, a font design and sharing Web site that is a combination of a drawing program and a social network.

Many designers also share their creations and display them on other social networks. The site lets users choose from among six licensing options, which range from locking out others from using the font to encouraging people to borrow as much as necessary.

Tags: helvetica, fonts, ibm

America's favourite movies!

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:29:26 GMT

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clipper's remarks: interesting mix of movies

Clip Source: www.afi.com

#1 SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS

#1 CITY LIGHTS

#1 THE SEARCHERS

#1 RAGING BULL

#1 VERTIGO

#1 THE WIZARD OF OZ

#1 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY

#1 THE GODFATHER

#1 TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD

#1 LAWRENCE OF ARABIA

Tags: america, vertigo, films

Rare Hendrix, Marley performances sold online

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:14:55 GMT

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clipper's remarks: wow!

Clip Source: www.reuters.com

NASHVILLE (Billboard) - Vintage concert performances by such acts as Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bob Marley and Jimi Hendrix will soon join the nearly 500 recordings already available for download purchase at the music and memorabilia site Wolfgang's Vault.

The additions were made possible through a deal between Universal Music Group (UMG) and Wolfgang's Vault founder Bill Sagan. The recordings include live performances by UMG artists culled from thousands of concerts produced by late promoter Bill Graham, along with gems from other catalogs and archives dating back decades.

If the concert is longer than 30 minutes, a full download is priced at $9.98, with concerts of less than 30 minutes at $5.98. Some one- or two-song performances cost $3.98. The site will continue to offer free streaming.

"Of the 1,434 concerts that are up on the site, 488 can be downloaded right now," said Sagan. "And some very major artists will be downloading within the next 30 to 60 days."

Tags: hendrix, marley, wolfgang

Eggy Tales

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:13:55 GMT

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clipper's remarks: fantastic!

Clip Source: mail.google.com

If you think setting up dominos takes talent; take a look at this...

ONE SNEEZE AND IT'S 'SCRAMBLED EGGS'.

...... Egg-cellent Job eh?

Tags: eggs, dominos

Mini Beasts

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:25:07 GMT

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Creative Egg-xample

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:29:32 GMT

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Cartoon Celebrities

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:32:00 GMT

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Weird Things Kids Swallow

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:23:36 GMT

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Clip Source: www.momlogic.com

1. Play-Doh and crayons are...safe.

Anything that says non-toxic is fine, usually

2. Pennies and buttons are...usually safe

Most small, smooth things like coins and buttons usually pass right through the digestive tract. But in rare cases, it can get stuck down by the voice box cartilage

3. Magnets are...downright dangerous

They can attract each other though the lining, cause a lack of blood flow, and eventually puncture the lining of the intestine

4. Bobby pins, needles and safety pins are...not so safe

The puncture issue is the problem, and perforation can occur anywhere along the digestive tract

5. Batteries are...downright dangerous

If your child has swallowed a battery or ingested potentially harmful chemicals, call 911 or Poison Control

6. Boogers are gross...but safe. "Boogers are fine--kids swallow those all the time!"

Twain: From Pauper to Prince to Pauper

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:19:34 GMT

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clipper's remarks: it will be really sad if this happens!

Clip Source: www.nytimes.com

HARTFORD — It was here in the third-floor billiard room where America’s greatest humorist used to hole up when the bustle of his house, and the nursery one flight below, became too great, leaving strict orders not to be disturbed.

Seated at a desk tucked behind the billiards table, he wrote and rewrote in longhand such masterpieces as “Huckleberry Finn,” often beseeching his editors to stop cleaning up his language and restore the earthier vernacular he preferred.

But now the fanciful, three-story confection that was built by Mark Twain in 1874 at the height of his success may be forced to close because it is running out of money.

In a reversal of fortune that seems ripped from the pages of Twain’s classic “The Prince and the Pauper,” the nonprofit organization that has long run the 14,000-square-foot house as a museum told its trustees last month that it was “facing significant challenges” that could force it to shut down.

Tags: twain, author, house

Humorous Animal Photos

Tue, 20 May 2008 23:33:20 GMT

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Clip Source: www.all-creatures.org

Humorous Animal Photos
From all-creatures.org
HUMOR ARCHIVE

Tags: animals, funny animals, humor

Unknown authors and some obscure books

Mon, 19 May 2008 07:09:55 GMT

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clipper's remarks: worth a shot

Clip Source: www.villagevoice.com

Ah, summer! The time to kick back in the sun, sucking up both gin and tonics and intellectual stimulation. But why be the hundredth person on the beach getting sand in Jhumpa Lahiri's Unaccustomed Earth or smudging Richard Dawkins's The God Delusion with SPF 45? Put some idiosyncrasy into your life, folks! To help guide you through the waters of the literary unknown, we asked a number of authors to name their favorite obscure book. Below, their replies, which we pass along as suggestions for your arcane summer reading.

Jennifer Egan
You Can't Live Forever, by Harold Q. Masur

John Banville
Some People, by Harold Nicolson

Donna Tartt
Blood in the Parlor, by Dorothy Dunbar

Rick Moody
Frank Zappa: The Negative Dialectics of Poodle Play, by Ben Watson

Jonathan Ames
The Lunatic at Large, by J. Storer Clouston

Nathan Englander
Gob's Grief, by Chris Adrian

Tom Bissell
Invasion of the Space Invaders, by Martin Amis

Colum McCann
Fup, by Jim Dodge

George Pelecanos
Hard Rain Falling, by Don Carpenter

Tags: books, unknown, obscure

Icelandic museum offers long & short of male organ

Thu, 15 May 2008 20:31:00 GMT

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clipper's remarks: strange hobbies people have...

Clip Source: www.reuters.com

Hjartarson is founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.

His collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull's penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.

The largest, from a sperm whale, is 70 kg (154 lb) and 1.7 meters (5.58 ft) long. The smallest, a hamster penis bone, is just 2 mm and must be viewed through a magnifying glass.

One species conspicuous by its absence is homo sapiens, but that may soon be rectified since a German, an American, an Icelander and a Briton have promised to donate their organs after death, according to certificates on display.

Hjartarson said the Icelandic donor, a 93-year-old from nearby Akureyri, was a womanizer in his youth who thought having his penis in the collection might bring him eternal fame.

But vanity may make him rethink the offer. Continued...

Tags: phallic, iceland, penis