Clipmarks | Deepti's 'humor' clipshttp://clipmarks.com/clipper/Deepti/tag/humor/http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/Deepti/tag/humor/15Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-usThe birds & the bees ...http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A4BFE0D8-D873-4B3E-A2EB-591C1AD863FA/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Deepti/">Deepti</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://deesinbox.com/2007/09/24/ten-year-old-blues/" title="http://deesinbox.com/2007/09/24/ten-year-old-blues/">deesinbox.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/AEA2754A-88D3-4A01-9A64-1B55D67CADAC.bmp" alt="10yearoldblues.bmp" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.</P> <P> “I don’t want to know,” the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.” </P> <P> Confused, the father asked what was wrong.</P> <P> The boy sobbed, “When I was six, I got the ‘There’s no Easter Bunny’ speech.<BR /> At seven, I got the ‘There’s no Tooth Fairy’ speech.<BR /> When I was eight, you hit me with the ‘There’s no Santa’ speech.<BR /> If you’re going to tell me that grown-ups don’t really get laid, I’ll have nothing left to live for.”</P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/joke/" rel="tag">joke</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/kids/" rel="tag">kids</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a></div>http://deesinbox.com/2007/09/24/ten-year-old-blues/Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:33:28 GMTJerry Seinfeld Quoteshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/35704011-144B-486B-87BB-F22BE90AEC6C/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Deepti/">Deepti</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/jerry_seinfeld.html" title="http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/jerry_seinfeld.html">www.brainyquote.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">There is no such thing as fun for the whole family</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us</div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jerry/" rel="tag">jerry</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/seinfeld/" rel="tag">seinfeld</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotes/" rel="tag">quotes</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/jerry_seinfeld.htmlSun, 23 Dec 2007 07:29:09 GMTFlaws in creationist theoryhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/6238717A-7503-4DEC-A6E9-AE86763E45D6/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/champagnesheik/">champagnesheik</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> *Teehee!* <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20071208.gif" title="http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20071208.gif">www.smbc-comics.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/champagnesheik/512/6187F3E1-8C3C-422A-9CC1-21D8D3F35AD5.gif" alt="The image “http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20071208.gif” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/creationism/" rel="tag">creationism</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/atheism/" rel="tag">atheism</a></div>http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20071208.gifMon, 10 Dec 2007 09:24:08 GMTEscape!http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/781C4208-0390-4EA5-8998-877160323141/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bigshoulders/">bigshoulders</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Sometimes I wish that button would allow me to do the same thing... <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/esc.jpg" title="http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/esc.jpg">www.ohgizmo.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/bigshoulders/512/E8457403-2404-43BB-8558-28F37C7B88D5.jpg" alt="The image “http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/esc.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/computer/" rel="tag">computer</a></div>http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/esc.jpgSun, 11 Nov 2007 14:41:33 GMTfunny pixhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/4C9B471A-C2E1-422C-9F7F-057595D8B0EF/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Deepti/">Deepti</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/pictures5.html" title="http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/pictures5.html">www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/AC0DBF2F-4A26-42A8-A2EC-FCA2610267FF.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/7937DC54-E71F-4C06-80BC-98E69AF7A02E.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><B> Evidence that slavery wasn't abolished in UK </B></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/CF21AB5E-CB69-47BB-A04B-755B0C7B8914.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/439E6292-7471-418C-918E-F7E478BB8AE0.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/069158F6-0D3C-447B-AB31-5CC36C4E2029.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/4C82D301-69E9-44ED-A681-908191F750D1.gif" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/5799457B-B904-47B0-8036-A6766D8A93EF.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/3D3D3DA8-1538-4A1C-8765-6C45A322423B.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/EDFE0FB0-7D33-480C-BA24-E7A52FA28849.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/B4D7F09C-5F9A-4404-AFAA-223AE9D67917.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/DF3A06D8-2E1E-4A1C-9557-9D32F76CD9FB.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/D2A411AF-E34D-40D7-93F4-6DE4CEA838F2.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/DD83E0A6-2B06-4C2D-91D5-11A498EE7B2B.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/A815C564-3210-4D10-91C8-0B64C4D522C7.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/E91E3A74-3702-49BD-992B-09C275976C5E.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/B8360CEA-E567-4467-A9C7-49DF02AAA65E.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/31D76294-1D28-4FB6-B868-ED11CA43A4D7.gif" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pix/" rel="tag">pix</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/pictures5.htmlMon, 27 Aug 2007 08:20:25 GMTSpeak Englishhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0188B2C1-C72D-4EFE-A630-762219A5A454/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/CrazyRedHead/">CrazyRedHead</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=476639&in_page_id=1770" title="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=476639&in_page_id=1770">www.dailymail.co.uk</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/106FA914-2119-4964-9DA1-DB24356E0BF4.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/AA139573-F11B-4DD0-8292-E7F7B12F5165.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/4D9965A0-E6A9-46D9-A73A-285160670455.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/9396867D-4C4A-48A8-B7EB-92B93F9E8486.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/53028416-C10E-43B5-A3C5-1FEC4DA45B19.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>A billion people speak English worldwide, making it the third-largest language, behind Chinese and Spanish. But how well do we understand its idiosyncrasies? </P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/english/" rel="tag">english</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/language/" rel="tag">language</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a></div>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=476639&in_page_id=1770Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:47:15 GMTLife in 8 Easy Stepshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C4021776-8211-44B4-9647-3E86A0C3B402/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/paotel/">paotel</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2007/08/eight-steps.html" title="http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2007/08/eight-steps.html">www.savagechickens.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/paotel/512/633FB70A-25A7-4475-BC00-210EA5A8D415.jpg" alt="Savage Chickens - Eight Steps" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/life/" rel="tag">life</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/comics/" rel="tag">comics</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/comic/" rel="tag">comic</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cartoon/" rel="tag">cartoon</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cartoons/" rel="tag">cartoons</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a></div>http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2007/08/eight-steps.htmlThu, 09 Aug 2007 01:57:18 GMTThis is Lifehttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C1692B49-569E-4EBC-83F5-0BDC9F2E5480/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/eurion/">eurion</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; 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border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption" title="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption">www.newyorker.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/9CDCB15B-4233-48BA-B855-A7F8C79F3F95.gif" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cartoon/" rel="tag">cartoon</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/caption/" rel="tag">caption</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.newyorker.com/humor/captionThu, 21 Jun 2007 12:36:40 GMTWhy I Want a Wife by Judy Syfershttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/55C21CFC-58D3-44E9-8750-99E7ED6BCF85/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Deepti/">Deepti</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cwluherstory.com/CWLUArchive/wantawife.html" title="http://www.cwluherstory.com/CWLUArchive/wantawife.html">www.cwluherstory.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV><B class="articletitle">Why I Want a Wife</B><B> <SPAN class="author">by Judy Syfers</SPAN></B><SPAN class="author"> (1971)</SPAN></DIV> <BR /> (Editors Note: This classic piece of feminist humor appeared in the premier issue of <U>Ms. Magazine</U> and was widely circulated in the women's movement.)</div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/feminism/" rel="tag">feminism</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/women/" rel="tag">women</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wife/" rel="tag">wife</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/marriage/" rel="tag">marriage</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/rights/" rel="tag">rights</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/house/" rel="tag">house</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/home/" rel="tag">home</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/family/" rel="tag">family</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.cwluherstory.com/CWLUArchive/wantawife.htmlWed, 02 May 2007 08:48:05 GMTdo you talk too much?http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/18FE5F95-8CFF-4F1F-8C88-795D662F46C0/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Deepti/">Deepti</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=472" title="http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=472">www.tetherdcow.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/76C4A489-89C1-45A2-ABD8-887C47F85910.jpg" alt="A Man in a Metal Room" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/F75C3AD4-6B4C-4B74-B2BE-C0CC5814A62A.jpg" alt="An Evil Woman" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/talk/" rel="tag">talk</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/chatter/" rel="tag">chatter</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/death/" rel="tag">death</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a></div>http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=472Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:23:37 GMTterrorist confessionshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B3444092-4AA4-468F-B992-8DFD24A3068C/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Deepti/">Deepti</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cagle.com/news/TerroristConfession/main.asp" title="http://www.cagle.com/news/TerroristConfession/main.asp">www.cagle.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/A4E31CF2-19A4-4D33-984D-FDC50AC1B198.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cagle.com/news/TerroristConfession/2.asp" title="http://www.cagle.com/news/TerroristConfession/2.asp">www.cagle.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/8D028C2E-4FAE-4B33-BD3A-8F503E80E140.gif" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/F51B49BF-5D63-40C5-B280-44B1FFE60B14.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cagle.com/news/TerroristConfession/3.asp" title="http://www.cagle.com/news/TerroristConfession/3.asp">www.cagle.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/281827F4-DF55-48C6-9502-E164431012F3.gif" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/confessions/" rel="tag">confessions</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/terrorist/" rel="tag">terrorist</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/terror/" rel="tag">terror</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cartoons/" rel="tag">cartoons</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/torture/" rel="tag">torture</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/khalid+mohammed/" rel="tag">khalid mohammed</a></div>http://www.cagle.com/news/TerroristConfession/main.aspSun, 25 Mar 2007 06:34:56 GMTwitty quoteshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E03CD0CD-5403-4D84-97AE-061820902644/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Deepti/">Deepti</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.wisedecor.com/decor/customer/home.php?cat=280" title="http://www.wisedecor.com/decor/customer/home.php?cat=280">www.wisedecor.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it.</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT class="ProductTitle">Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.</FONT> </div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">When it comes to doing things for others, some people stop at nothing</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT class="ProductTitle">Learn To Laugh At Yourself For A Lifetime Of Free Entertainment</FONT> <FONT class="ProductPrice"></FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">I may rise, but I refuse to shine</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them that sorrows know how to swim</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Sometimes I wake up in the middle of my life and wonder: What's going on here?</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">If you can't laugh at yourself, you might be missing the joke of the century</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">The brain is like a parachute - it works best open</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Don't be afraid to ask dumb questions: they are more easily dealt with that dumb mistakes</div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotes/" rel="tag">quotes</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wit/" rel="tag">wit</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sayings/" rel="tag">sayings</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a></div>http://www.wisedecor.com/decor/customer/home.php?cat=280Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:10:48 GMTAn Irish Blessing ;)http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C3886580-712F-407C-9FEA-8ECED68A47B1/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Deepti/">Deepti</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://tipnut.com/an-irish-blessing/" title="http://tipnut.com/an-irish-blessing/">tipnut.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="post"> <DIV class="postdate">Feb 17 2007</DIV><H2 class="post-title"><A title="Permanent Link: An Irish Blessing" rel="bookmark" href="http://tipnut.com/an-irish-blessing/">An Irish Blessing</A></H2> <DIV class="post-content"> <P> <IMG class="left" alt="Picture of Clover Leaf - Tipnut.com" src="http://tipnut.com/projectpics/cloverleaf.jpg" /><STRONG>Irish Blessing</STRONG></P> <P>May those that love us, love us.<BR /> And those that don’t love us,<BR /> May God turn their hearts.<BR /> And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,<BR /> May He turn their ankles<BR /> So we will know them by their limping.</P> <P class="post-bot">Posted in <A rel="category tag" title="View all posts in Household Tips" href="http://tipnut.com/category/household-tips/">Household Tips</A> <STRONG>|</STRONG> <IMG alt="Add Your Tip" src="http://tipnut.com/wp-content/themes/tipnut/img/bubble.gif" /> <A title="Comment on An Irish Blessing" href="http://tipnut.com/an-irish-blessing/#respond">Add Your Tip</A> <STRONG>( 0 )</STRONG></P> </DIV> </DIV></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/irish/" rel="tag">irish</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/blessing/" rel="tag">blessing</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/ireland/" rel="tag">ireland</a></div>http://tipnut.com/an-irish-blessing/Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:26:01 GMTnews in haikuhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2C203A98-913F-42AF-AC70-484B5195D2CF/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Deepti/">Deepti</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> wot a fun way to get the news <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://newsinhaiku.com/haiku/hoohaa_monologues.php" title="http://newsinhaiku.com/haiku/hoohaa_monologues.php">newsinhaiku.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Deepti/512/BA56F5EC-167B-4948-9107-CD1994095A76.gif" alt="News in Haiku" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/news/" rel="tag">news</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag">fun</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://newsinhaiku.com/haiku/hoohaa_monologues.phpMon, 12 Feb 2007 09:07:08 GMT