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Typically Male.

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:00:20 GMT

clipped by: birdie-brain

Clip Source: www.explosm.net

Tags: boobs, male, breasts, naked, fighting, comic, cartoon

Unusual E-Bay Feedback

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:50:32 GMT

clipped by: birdie-brain

Clip Source: www.capnwacky.com

POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?

NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.

NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.

POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!

NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram.

NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.

NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped

NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair

Tags: e-bay, feeback, funny, humour

Now that, my friends, is a real woman with some real curves

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:40:21 GMT

clipped by: Homonculus
clipper's remarks: Eva Mendes is really working her sex-pot image these days. She became the new face or shall I say the new face and body of Calvin Klein featuring her latest underwear pictures.

Clip Source: www.thehotmag.com

This is a departure from more slender body types that have typically been used in Calvin Klein Underwear ads. But this is not so much about a trend of being more curvaceous. This bra product is made for a curvaceous woman. Just like Eva Mendes is, wont you agree?

Now that, my friends, is a real woman with some real curves.

Tags: celebrity, celebrities, eva mendes, sexy, hot, sex, model, fashion, gallery, photo-shoot

Snarkalicious Response From Georgian People

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:49:11 GMT

clipped by: bmeuppls
clipper's remarks: They still have their sense of humor...

Clip Source: www.luoamerican.com

Veronica Khokhlova has the English translation from Oleg Panfilov’s blog.

To the Russian embassy in Tbilisi they brought old refrigerators, toilets, rolls of toilet paper, irons, bottles of vodka, forks and spoons, clothes and other objects that [looters from the Russian army] took interest in during their visits to private houses of Georgians, state institutions, military bases and army barracks.
People are coming up to have a closer look, shake their heads, laugh. Cars that are passing by are honking…

Speaking of philanthropy, Georgians haven’t lost their sense of humor, it seems. In response to Russian looters, Tbilisi residents set up a fine display of modern art and world-class snark in front of the city’s Russian embassy (click photos to get larger versions).

Google and Bart Simpson

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:50:23 GMT

clipped by: constantskeptic
clipper's remarks: funny stuff

Clip Source: www.socialhallucinations.com

Tags: bart, funny, chalkboard, google

15 Funniest Police Blotters - these are really funny

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 00:07:05 GMT

clipped by: constantskeptic
clipper's remarks: Wow... It must be very interesting to be a cop.

Clip Source: www.oddee.com

15 Funniest Police Blotters

"Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito."

"A man came to the Sheriff's Department to 'find out how to legally kill' a person who was harassing him."

He didn't want to break any laws or anything...

"The Learning Center reports a man standing at his window for hours, making parents nervous... Police ID the subject as a cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger."

Tags: police, blotter, funny, humor

The Funny Side

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:22:24 GMT

clipped by: merrie

Clip Source: bored-night.com

Tags: great mother russia, humor, photos

After Edwards, Huckabee most vile political creature

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 03:12:27 GMT

clipped by: willhelm
clipper's remarks: I asked the question during the primaries, is huckabee a bigot? The answer, I think, is yes.

Clip Source: www.politico.com

For the second consecutive day, Mike Huckabee made public statements suggesting John McCain ought not pick Mitt Romney as his running mate.

At the same time, Huckabee's Michigan supporters met with McCain social conservative liaison Marlys Popma last night in Saginaw. Though ostensibly held to discuss how Huckabee's loyalists can help McCain, supporters of the former Arkansas governor also used the get-together to warn against tapping Romney, according to an attendee.

"We made it clear that we want Huckabee to be recognized," said Sipfle, an Oakland County lawyer who chaired the Michigan effort of the volunteer "Huck's Army." "When you snub him, you snub GOP votes."

"The primaries are over," Romney spokesman Eric Fehrnstrom said when asked for comment about Huckabee's statements. "Now, the task of all Republicans is on uniting the party to help elect John McCain, not on sowing division."

Ray Bradbury on the State of Censorship in Academia

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:58:51 GMT

clipped by: bmeuppls
clipper's remarks: A commenter posted this at www.ace.mu.nu. A discourse from Ray Bradbury on the effects of political correctness on literature and free thought.

I doubt the fire-starters would see themselves as Ray does...

Clip Source: minx.cc

The point is obvious. There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches. Every minority, be it Baptist / Unitarian, Irish / Italian / Octogenarian / Zen Buddhist, Zionist/Seventh-day Adventist, Women's Lib/Republican, Mattachine/FourSquareGospel feel it has the will, the right, the duty to douse the kerosene, light the fuse. Every dimwit editor who sees himself as the source of all dreary blanc-mange plain porridge unleavened literature, licks his guillotine and eyes the neck of any author who dares to speak above a whisper or write above a nursery rhyme.

Fire-Captain Beatty, in my novel Fahrenheit 451, described how the books were burned first by the minorities, each ripping a page or a paragraph from the book, then that, until the day came when the books were empty and the minds shut and the library closed forever.

Tags: pc, literature, censorship

Let Them Eat Rice: Washington's Unedifying Ethanol Food Fight

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 04:20:38 GMT

clipped by: merrie
clipper's remarks: And what about the impact of the Chinese livestock and meat complex, alluded to
by Senator Grassley? According to China expert, Darrell Ray, Director of the University of Tennessee's Agricultural Policy Analysis Center, "China has not been importing corn to grow her livestock industry. China continues to export more corn that she imports. With regard to grains, China has been taking care of China as if it were a planet on to its own, completely independent of what is happening elsewhere. . . .To attribute today's international grain prices to China essentially assumes that beginning two years ago the market decided there may be a need for China to become a net importer of some corn in the future, say 2012, and so bid-up the price of corn by double."

As this "let them eat rice" soundbite made clear, the debate over the food versus fuel issue is about as undignified as a full out real food fight at a summer camp cafeteria.

Clip Source: www.weeklystandard.com

Iowa Republican Senator Charles Grassley is among the most vociferous. He's written letters to 13 Iowa companies that are members of the Grocery Manufacturers Association (GMA), a trade association lobbying for changes in the RFS, which has hired a public relations firm for their campaign. Grassley refers to GMA as the

"Big Food" lobby. His letter states in part: "This smear campaign led by an organization of which you are listed as a member is harmful to an honest discussion and should be abandoned."

As for his contribution to intellectually honest and constructive discussion, Grassley was quoted by reporter Philip Brasher in the Des Moines Register saying: "If part of our problem is that the Chinese are going to eat meat and you've got to have corn and soybeans to feed the Chinese their meat, then why isn't it just as legitimate for the Chinese to go back and eat rice as it is for us to change our policy on corn to ethanol?"

Tags: sen grassley (r-ia.), renewable fuels standard (rfs), ethanol, grocery manufacturers association, china

Neo-Coms are the threat

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:32:28 GMT

clipped by: jatfla
clipper's remarks: This article makes so much sense!!

Clip Source: www.jpost.com

Neo-coms are the threat

After the Berlin Wall fell, many Western analysts thought the successor to the Soviet Union would willingly give up its satellite states and move inexorably toward democracy.

Then-president George H.W. Bush, who had been head of the CIA and ambassador to China, felt we were moving to "a new world order."

Many in the State Department, especially secretary of state James Baker, felt that the "end of the Cold War" meant an end to the special status of Israel in Middle Eastern affairs, not dreaming that the rise of radical versions of Shi'ite and Sunni Islam exported by Iran and the Saudis might make the country more valuable than ever.

But history does not move in straight lines or dialectical patterns to suit liberal social scientists or Marxist social theorists. Rather, it repeats itself or moves in cycles, based not only on economic factors but those of custom, culture, religion and human nature.

Pastor Rick Warren's Saddleback Civil Forum

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:45:36 GMT

clipped by: merrie
clipper's remarks: McCain added the two appointments Alito and Roberts are his recent favorites.

When asked does evil exist and if so how would handle it? Ignore it, negotiate with it, confront it or defeat it

Obama: verbose, wordy ..... he would confront it but also equivocated on what evil is. "We have to have some humility on the issue on the of confronting". Evil has been been committed in the pursuit of good. *sigh*

McCain: "DEFEAT IT" huge applause. McCain went on to describe Radical Islam as the greatest threat of the 21at century. He said he would pursue bin Laden “to the gates of Hell,” Gotta love that.

Obama's most important advisers: Michelle (the "proud" wife, the grandmother "a typical white person", and then a bumch of politicians - Ted Kennedy, Nunn, Biden et al

McCain's most important advisers: Gen. David Petreaus, head of US troops in Iraq; US Rep. and veteran civil rights leader John Lewis, D-Ga.; and former eBay CEO Meg Whitman, a top adviser to his campaign.

Clip Source: atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com

When Obama was asked on Pastor Rick Warren's Saddleback Political Forum, who Obama would not have nominated for Supreme Court Justice, Obama said "Clarence Thomas". He then goes on to denigrate Thomas's intellect ("not a strong enough legal thinker or intellect"). Wow. By G-d this man has hubris. Have you read Clarence Thomas's, "My Grandfather's Son"?

The audience applauded (was that racist? I'm confused.) John Bolton, the intellectual's intellectual, has called Clarence Thomas "an outstanding Supreme Court Justice".

And Scalia? Only the greatest living justice on the bench. lol

So Obama applauds terrorists rights, eminent domain for private enterprise and leniency for child rapists. Good luck with that America.

When the Pastor asked about his no vote on John Roberts, Obama stood behind it. I kid you not.

When McCain was asked the same question, he said without hesitation Ginsberg, Souter, Beyer, and Stevens (bing, bang, boom)

Tags: pastor rick warren, obama, mccain, saddleback political forum

Most people agree with Coburn.

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:31:08 GMT

clipped by: n2sooners
clipper's remarks: Maybe McCain should pick Coburn as a running mate. He will probably make some safe pick made by insiders who don't have a clue.

Clip Source: rasmussenreports.com

Senator Tom Coburn is unknown to most Americans, but the strange workings of the Senate Select Committee on Ethics could end up making the Oklahoma Republican far more popular than he is today.

Currently, 65% of voters nationwide don’t know enough about Coburn to have any opinion at all. He is best known in Washington as "Dr. No" for battling his colleagues over wasteful government spending.

Coburn is a medical doctor who continues to deliver about 400 babies a year. When told that it would be a violation of Senate rules to earn such outside income, Coburn stopped collecting money. He actually loses money for delivering the babies since he pays for malpractice insurance out of his own pocket. The latest Rasmussen Reports survey found that 77% of voters say such conduct is appropriate for a senator while only 8% disagree.

When told that Coburn would ignore the committee and continue delivering babies for free, 75% voiced a favorable opinion of the senator

40% with a Very Favorable opinion

Tags: coburn, ethics, senate, healthcare, poll, politics

DNCC tickets wrap Obama in upside down flag

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:03:20 GMT

clipped by: n2sooners

Clip Source: hotair.com

Maybe the DNCC has kept track of the polling this summer and figures the Democratic nominee is officially in distress. That’s the only explanation for a silly gaffe by the convention committee for the graphics on their credentials for those allowed to see Barack Obama’s acceptance speech at Invesco Field. The holographic image uses an American flag motif with the blue field at the bottom, with Obama’s head emerging from it in one of the two alternating images

the Obama campaign says the flag is not upside down. He says it is a stylized flag designed to blend the stars on Senator Obama’s shirt with the flag blowing in the wind.

Yes — a flag blowing upside-down. The DNCC would not even admit they used a flag:

The DNCC community credentials incorporate patriotic design elements. They do not depict an actual American flag.

Blue field …. check. Stars …. check. Alternating white and red stripes …. check. Looks like the flag to me.

Update: Maybe the DNCC got the motif from their last nominee:

Tags: obama, election, democrats, politics

Now Coming to Late Nite TV

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:23:26 GMT

clipped by: bmeuppls
clipper's remarks: An excellent piece of snark...

But please do go to the save the school website... it would be nice to do give those kids their dream...

Clip Source: confederateyankee.mu.nu

Sad, sad news... one of Barack Obama's "lost" half-brothers has be discovered living in a hut in a shantytown on the fringes of Nairobi.

We can't expect presidential candidate Barack Obama to support all the children his father sired around the world, but luckily, with the Obama Family Fund, there is something you can do:

For less than a dollar a day, you, too, can help sponsor an Obama.

-OR-

You can help save Obama School. Senator Obama Kogelo Secondary School is a Kenyan School named after the Illinois Senator, and one the Senator promised to support...though apparently only in spirit.

Save Senator Obama Kogelo Secondary School is a non-profit created by USAF veteran, Kenyan-American milblogger Juliette "Baldilocks" Ochieng.

Help her keep his promise. Its the only thing associated with the name "Obama" really worth giving money too.