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Common Drinking Myths Debunked

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:23:56 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

"Drinking kills your brain cells."

This myth is an old one, originating from the same people who said that having alcohol in your bloodstream could make you catch fire and burn alive. And until recently, it was never actually challenged. The fact that it scared people from drinking seemed to matter more than whether it was true. But according to modern science, the opposite is true. Far from killing your brain cells, moderate alcohol consumption has actually been shown to improve cognitive functioning and help preserve the brain's capabilities into old age.

"Being drunk improves your sex drive."

"Beer before liquor makes you sicker."

"You're going to get a beer belly!"

"Youth drinking is on the rise in America."

"Men and women of equal height can drink the same amount."

"Drink often enough and you'll get addicted."

"Coffee will sober you up."

"Someone who passes out drunk just needs to sleep."

"Asprin can prevent hangovers."

"Beer is less intoxicating than other drinks."

"Alcohol warms you up."

Tags: liquor, alcohol, beer, idiots, science

Bad movie nude scenes

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:36:51 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: "...many a nude scene has been made that intentionally or not, lands so far on the opposite end of the spectrum from sexy that our offended eyes never want to see another naked body again."

Clip Source: www.seattlepi.com

Old School

Will Ferrell's love of his flabby, pasty bare buttocks

Borat
Exposure: Borat and Azamat wrestling over "Pameela," "au naturel."
Hands down and trousers off arguably the most sickening, psychologically damaging, and furry spectacle of movie nudity ever unleashed. EVER.

The Reader

Somehow the first-time, full-frontal bathtub foreplay between the 15-year-old boy and 30-year old woman isn't as seductive as you'd expect.

Casino Royale

Testicle torture in the buff.

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Fat Bastard in his hairy, blubbery birthday suit is scarring.

Jarhead

A pumped Jake Gyllenhaal + thong + Santa hat +

The Shining

Perhaps the scariest thing Jack ever encountered in Room 237 -- a hottie turned hag before his eyes.

(Exactly what I imagine might happen if Madonna's cosmetic enhancements abruptly vanished and nature resumed its course.)

Bad Lieutenant

Everything you didn't want to know about Harvey Keitel's anatomy, again.

Tags: entertainment, movies, idiots, humor

The Best, Worst, & Most Ridiculous Tattoos Ever

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:43:20 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.telegraph.co.uk

it's a Patrick Swayze centaur Chippendale tattoo

Clip Source: www.telegraph.co.uk

The tattoo on the left is of Will Ferrell in the seasonal family film Elf. The tattoo on the right is of Maddox, one of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's adopted children. No, we don't know why

Clip Source: www.telegraph.co.uk

Only Judy can judge you? No, everybody who meets you will judge you, too

Clip Source: www.telegraph.co.uk

Ray Romano is the star of the long-running sit-com Everybody Loves Raymond. It seems, however, that not quite everybody does love him, after all

Clip Source: www.telegraph.co.uk

"Come on down"...

Clip Source: www.telegraph.co.uk

Pegasus and a unicorn getting frisky. While smoking

Clip Source: www.telegraph.co.uk

Tags: humor, tattoo, idiots, entertainment

Afghanistan's only pig quarantined in flu fear

Thu, 07 May 2009 13:48:43 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.reuters.com

Afghanistan's only known pig has been locked in a room, away from visitors to Kabul zoo where it normally grazes beside deer and goats, because people are worried it could infect them with the virus popularly known as swine flu.

The pig is a curiosity in Muslim Afghanistan, where pork and pig products are illegal because they are considered irreligious, and has been in quarantine since Sunday after visitors expressed alarm it could spread the new flu strain.

There are no pig farms in Afghanistan and no direct civilian flights between Kabul and Mexico.

"We understand that, but most people don't have enough knowledge. When they see the pig in the cage they get worried and think that they could get ill," Saqib said.

The pig was a gift to the zoo from China, which itself quarantined some 70 Mexicans, 26 Canadians and four Americans in the past week, but later released them.

Tags: animals, humor, funny, idiots, pigs, swine flu, influenza, health, afghanistan

15 Most Unfortunate T-shirts for a Mugshot

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:41:41 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: oddee.com

"I'm a Virgin but this is an old T-shirt"

"I love midget porn"

"World's greatest dad" - a child sex abuser

"I'm Rick James bitch"

"If we get caught it's all your fault"

"Every great idea I have, gets me in trouble"

"Nobody's Perfect"

"It wasn't me"

"I'm not Santa, but you can sit on my lap anyway"

"Trust me... I'm a liar"

"I'm not an Alcoholic... I'm a drunk... Alcoholics go to meetings"

"FBI - Female body inspector"

"Proud to be Irish"

"I'm probably lying"

"Wish you were here"

Tags: humor, idiots, crime

Octuplet Mom Begs for Bailout

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:23:39 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Send mom to jail and the kids to foster care.

Clip Source: www.tmz.com

Alert Congress, because America's favorite food stamp assisted, artificially inseminated, unemployed, Jolie-lipped ~~loon~~ mother of fourteen, Nadya Suleman, is looking for her very own bail out too ... from you!

Octopussy has created a website where people can make donations, leave comments or send items to her and her eight biblically named rugrats via her Los Angeles publicist. Are press reps included in WIC?

Let's hope the crazy doc/womb raider who implanted Octomom with all fourteen of her kids makes a hefty donation. But, regardless, whether you donate or not, one thing's for sure: We all support her!

Clip Source: www.tmz.com

This picture of a ready to explode Nadya Suleman was taken eight days before giving birth to the last eight of her fourteen kids. Pass the Jessica Simpson mom jeans.

Tags: octuplets, baby, babies, woman, birth, jealth, idiots

Boy George Jailed for 15 months

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 08:18:54 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: news.sky.com

Singer-turned-DJ Boy George has been jailed for 15 months for handcuffing a male escort to a wall and beating him with a metal chain.

The former Culture Club frontman imprisoned Audun Carlsen during a drug-fuelled naked photoshoot at his flat in east London.

Sentencing the musician - real name George O'Dowd - the judge at Snaresbrook Crown Court said he was guilty of "gratuitous violence".

The judge also condemned his "premeditated", "callous", and "degrading" actions which "traumatised" his victim.

Norwegian Mr Carlsen, 29, fled in his underpants and alerted police after the attack, in April 2007.

It happened after O'Dowd accused Mr Carlsen of stealing photos of himself from a laptop, taken when the pair met three months earlier.

Boy George arrives at court before he was sentenced to jail

The victim was dragged along the floor towards the bed and a manacle was put on his right hand and attached to a hook drilled into the wall.

Tags: celebrity, crime, entertainment, idiots, bizarre

10 Funniest "Fail" Videos

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 11:47:50 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Most of these are less than 1 minute long, and very funny!

Clip Source: manofest.com

About a year ago or so (I mean who really keeps track of these things), an internet phoenomenon know as "fail" swept the internet nation like a bad case of herpes. For those of you who can't read or don't understand English very well a "fail" is when someone tries to do something and it don't work out too well.

#10 Cable Fail - Why is it that fat people are always responsible for these types of accidents?

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#9 DUI Fail

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#8 Skateboard Fail - I rolled about five feet on a skateboard once and stopped, realizing this was not a good idea for a tall dumb white guy.

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#7 Weightlifting Fail

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#6 Bike Riding Road Sign Fail - These are the type of people that are all wasting air we could be breathing.

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#5 Pole Vaulting Fail

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#4 Diving Into Ice Fail

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#3 Striptease Fail - It's time that major universities all over the country start teaching striptease classes for women. It's way more valuable skill for them to learn than math.

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#2 Mascot Fail Montage

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#1 Best Man Fail

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Tags: humor, internet, idiots

The Customer is Not Always Right

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 04:18:29 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Hilarious encounters with dumb customers - enjoy!

Clip Source: notalwaysright.com

Is That A Tumor In Your Pocket…

Customer: “I want to make a complaint.”

Manager: “Yes, ma’am, what seems to be the problem?”

Customer: “I can’t believe you would actually have sick rats on display in the front window! I am going to call the humane society and have this store shut down! I am sickened that would actually have poor rats that have CANCER in the storefront window!”

Manager: “… cancer?”

Customer: ” YES! Just look at the size of those TUMORS on the poor backsides of all those rats in that cage!”

Manager: “Um, ma’am… those are their testicles. They are full grown male rats.”

Customer: *blushes* “… oh. Sorry.”

Way, Way Too Much Information

Those Darned Falling Gas Prices

All Signs Point To Duh

Popular Quotes

We Need One Of These In Every Store

Mission: Impossible

Big Lies Are Better Than Small Ones

Paging Leonidas To The Front Desk

Well Played, Indeed

I Tremble For Our Children

Thank You For Shopping At ApocalypseMart

Tags: humor, entrepreneur, business, idiots

Carp Pedicures Now Illegal

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:04:26 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.foxnews.com

Washington state officials have banned a procedure that uses tiny fish to nibble dead skin off the feet of customers getting pedicures.

Peridot Nail Salon in Kent began offering the procedure several weeks ago, with customers paying $30 to have small, toothless carp tickle their toes for 15 minutes.

But the state Department of Licensing decided the procedure was unsanitary and potentially unsafe, and Thursday declared it illegal.

Agency spokeswoman Christine Anthony says state law requires that all implements in pedicures be sanitized, and there's just no way to sanitize live fish.

Fish pedicures created something of a splash in the D.C. area this past summer, where a northern Virginia spa offered similar pedicures. John Ho, who runs the Yvonne Hair and Nails salon with his wife, Yvonne Le, began offering the practice in March and said 5,000 people had taken the plunge as of July.

Clip Source: www.foxnews.com

Tags: humor, health, idiots

Extreme Eats

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:18:31 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: There's a scene in the 1970 film Fatso when an overweight character poses the following question to his friends: "Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?"

Most people react to that query in one of two ways: They either say to themselves, "That's disgusting!" or "That's disgusting ... I want one!"

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Luther Burger

a bacon cheeseburger served between two glazed Krispy Kreme donuts

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Fool's Gold Loaf

Elvis Presley made famous a meal known as the Fool's Gold Loaf, reportedly his favorite: To construct one, mix one jar of peanut butter, one jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. Scoop the mixture inside a hollowed-out loaf of fresh-baked bread, smother the outside in butter and bake.

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

Deep-Fried Pizza

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

Turducken

a boned turkey stuffed with a boned duck stuffed with a boned chicken

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Philly Taco

one of the city's famous cheesesteaks wrapped up inside of a big slice of cheese pizza.

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Hamdog

A hot dog wrapped inside a hamburger patty, deep-fried, covered with chili, cheese and onions, served on a hoagie roll and topped with a fried egg.

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Beer Barrel Belly Buster

15 pounds, it includes 25 slices of cheese

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

Levee High Caramel Apple Pie

Tags: food, humor, entertainment, appalling excess, idiots

Bad Jokes = Hazardous to your Health

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:10:56 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: "The chimney joke made it into 207 conversations. An astonishing 44 percent of the reactions were classified as "impolite," intended to deeply embarrass the joke teller."

Clip Source: www.komonews.com

There's a reason comedians call it "dying on stage."

Research by a Washington State University linguist found that people who tell bad jokes often endure an astonishing outpouring of hostility from the listeners.

"These were basically attacks intended to result in the social exclusion or humiliation of the speaker, punctuated on occasion with profanity, a nasty glare or even a solid punch to the arm,"

We're not talking about jokes that contain offensive material, or the type of slurs unleashed by former "Seinfeld" star Michael Richards. The joke that Bell used in her research was:

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

"Nothing, chimneys can't talk."

The responses to this childish riddle included insults, glares, silence or even blows.

Talk about a tough crowd.

There are several reasons for the strong responses.

First, such canned humor often disrupts the natural flow of conversation.

jokes that fail to deliver humor are a violation of a social contract

Tags: humor, entertainment, idiots

The Worst Comedians of All Time

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:29:59 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Carlos Mencia -
If this is what comedy is going to be like when Mexico takes over America, then we're voting for anyone who promises to put a 50-foot barbed-wire electric fence from Texas to California—and then another one around our TV.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Sinbad

We're not sure what we hate most about Sinbad. Is it the neon pants, the annoying dangly earring, the oversized Reeboks, or the fact that he doesn't drink? Oh, wait, now we know. It's the shitty jokes that he always tells.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Margaret Cho

'Me rikey flied lice.'

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Whoopi Goldberg

We don't like her because we like "comedy."

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Yakov Smirnoff

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Louie Anderson

Being fat is one thing, but being fat and pathetic is just sad.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Sandra Bernhard

You're not attractive, and that makes you angry.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Paula Poundstone

Remember that time Paula Poundstone was busted for getting shitfaced and driving her kids to an ice cream parlor? That's by far the funniest thing she's ever done.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Gallagher/Gallagher II

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Kathy Griffin

Is she a gay dude? We're asking for serious.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Judy Tenuta

We think it's fair to call Judy Tenuta an organ grinder, not because of her acumen with an accordian, but for her ability to shred our insides with her shrill voice and pathetically schticky act.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Christopher Titus

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Carlos Mencia

Tags: humor, comedy, entertainment, idiots

Buttock-clenching at the bus stop

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:43:41 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Tory MP Philip Davies lashed out at the move. He asked: ‘Is this April 1st? The Government is virtually bankrupt and yet it is spending its last few pounds encouraging people to do Pilates at bus stops.

‘It is the nanny state gone completely mad and a shocking waste of taxpayers’ money.’

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

A bizarre Government-funded campaign is being launched to encourage people to exercise while they’re waiting for a bus.

According to the campaign’s organisers, those minutes spent at the bus stop watching the traffic go by could be spent more usefully – by standing on one leg, pointing your toes or clenching your buttocks.

But the latest attempt to get Britain fit has been slammed by an MP as ‘a shocking waste of taxpayers’ money’.

And one angry passenger said last night: ‘Fares are ridiculously high as it is. So why don’t they use the money they’re spending on this nonsense to cut the cost of bus travel?’

Leaflets and posters setting out six Pilates-style exercise moves to do at the bus stop are being distributed to passengers travelling on buses between Blackburn and Manchester.

Organisers claim it will help people with busy lives to fit exercise into their day and avoid health problems such as heart disease and obesity.

Tags: politics, humour, humor, weird, idiots

Weird Gadgets from the 1920's

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:31:58 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

TOE SOCKS

These pre-shrunk 'To Sox' were designed to act as toe protectors. Produced during World War II, it was claimed that they could reduce hosiery costs by up to 80 per cent. They were designed to be worn over the big toes, to protect socks from wear.

LIGHT SPECTACLES

Invented in the U.S. in the 1930s, these specs were adorned with two small, battery-powered lights, with a long wire trailing beneath. The experience was marred only by the likelihood of electrocution when it rained.

MOUSTACHE PROTECTOR

designed with a hole for the mustachioed man to sip through.

FINGER STRETCHER FOR PIANISTS

Developed in America in 1910 to help pianists hit the sprawling notes demanded by the likes of Stravinsky and Debussy. Careful use was required: it is thought the composer Schumann destroyed his hands using an early version.

PAGE TURNER

CLOCKWORK TEASMADE

AN EARLY LAVATORY

PEEP SHOW

CIGARETTE HOLDER

PISTOL PURSE

a tiny machine complete with its own map that would tell motorists which way to go.

Tags: weird, funny, bizarre, humour, idiots