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AGAIN wit da LOLCATS

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:37:40 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: ...cant ....stop....myself............

Clip Source: icanhascheezburger.com

Tags: humor, humour, cats, lolcats, entertainment, interspecies humor

World's thinnest TV screen

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:12:00 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.telegraph.co.uk

Sony have unveiled the world's thinnest television, the Sony Bravia ZX1, which has a screen as slim as a CD case.

Impressive it may be but anyone wanting one will have to deep dig into their pockets - it will cost £3,500.

The television, which will be available in the shops from January, was one of the most impressive gadgets unveiled at the NEC's Grand Designs show.

Christian Brown, senior product manager at Bravia LCD, Sony UK, said: "There is nothing else like this.

"It was conceived as a unique product, a true step forward, something that the most discerning consumer would instantly recognise as exclusive and desirable. Once you have seen it, other televisions no longer look the same."

has a 40in wide screen but is only 9.9mm thick.

Tags: tv, entertainment, science, technology

LOLcats arrr BACK !!1!!1!

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:05:35 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: icanhascheezburger.com

Tags: cats, lolcats, humor, humour, entertainment

Extreme Eats

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:18:31 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: There's a scene in the 1970 film Fatso when an overweight character poses the following question to his friends: "Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?"

Most people react to that query in one of two ways: They either say to themselves, "That's disgusting!" or "That's disgusting ... I want one!"

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Luther Burger

a bacon cheeseburger served between two glazed Krispy Kreme donuts

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Fool's Gold Loaf

Elvis Presley made famous a meal known as the Fool's Gold Loaf, reportedly his favorite: To construct one, mix one jar of peanut butter, one jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. Scoop the mixture inside a hollowed-out loaf of fresh-baked bread, smother the outside in butter and bake.

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

Deep-Fried Pizza

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

Turducken

a boned turkey stuffed with a boned duck stuffed with a boned chicken

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Philly Taco

one of the city's famous cheesesteaks wrapped up inside of a big slice of cheese pizza.

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Hamdog

A hot dog wrapped inside a hamburger patty, deep-fried, covered with chili, cheese and onions, served on a hoagie roll and topped with a fried egg.

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Beer Barrel Belly Buster

15 pounds, it includes 25 slices of cheese

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

Levee High Caramel Apple Pie

Tags: food, humor, entertainment, appalling excess, idiots

Teh LOLCATS are Baaaack

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:35:01 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: icanhascheezburger.com

Tags: humor, entertainment, cats, animals

Bad Jokes = Hazardous to your Health

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:10:56 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: "The chimney joke made it into 207 conversations. An astonishing 44 percent of the reactions were classified as "impolite," intended to deeply embarrass the joke teller."

Clip Source: www.komonews.com

There's a reason comedians call it "dying on stage."

Research by a Washington State University linguist found that people who tell bad jokes often endure an astonishing outpouring of hostility from the listeners.

"These were basically attacks intended to result in the social exclusion or humiliation of the speaker, punctuated on occasion with profanity, a nasty glare or even a solid punch to the arm,"

We're not talking about jokes that contain offensive material, or the type of slurs unleashed by former "Seinfeld" star Michael Richards. The joke that Bell used in her research was:

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

"Nothing, chimneys can't talk."

The responses to this childish riddle included insults, glares, silence or even blows.

Talk about a tough crowd.

There are several reasons for the strong responses.

First, such canned humor often disrupts the natural flow of conversation.

jokes that fail to deliver humor are a violation of a social contract

Tags: humor, entertainment, idiots

The Worst Casting Decisions Ever Made

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:40:07 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: ..."Alan Rickman had to overact enough for six movies just to make this releasable in theaters."

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

VINCE VAUGHN, PSYCHO

Vaughn just ended up looking like Trent from Swingers with a hangover.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

JACK BLACK, KING KONG

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

JUDD NELSON, NEW JACK CITY

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MICHAEL J. FOX, CASUALTIES OF WAR

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

DENISE RICHARDS, THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH

When you think "world's top nuclear physicist," you naturally think of belly shirts, pouty lips, and a rack you couldn't take your eyes off of if your shirt caught fire.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

SOFIA COPPOLA, THE GODFATHER PART III

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

LEONARDO DICAPRIO/CAMERON DIAZ, GANGS OF NEW YORK

Leo's done some fine work for the furry little director, but Gangs was not it. If it were real life, Bill the Butcher would have been wearing his pelt as suspenders within five minutes of meeting him.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

ELISABETH SHUE, LEAVING LAS VEGAS

Elisabeth fails to convince on any level. It's a shame, 'cause we totally buy Nic Cage as a drunken loser.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

ADAM SANDLER, THE LONGEST YARD

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

KEVIN COSTNER, ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES

you get nothing but a shitty Renaissance Fair in movie form

Tags: entertainment, movies, humor

The Worst Comedians of All Time

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:29:59 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Carlos Mencia -
If this is what comedy is going to be like when Mexico takes over America, then we're voting for anyone who promises to put a 50-foot barbed-wire electric fence from Texas to California—and then another one around our TV.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Sinbad

We're not sure what we hate most about Sinbad. Is it the neon pants, the annoying dangly earring, the oversized Reeboks, or the fact that he doesn't drink? Oh, wait, now we know. It's the shitty jokes that he always tells.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Margaret Cho

'Me rikey flied lice.'

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Whoopi Goldberg

We don't like her because we like "comedy."

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Yakov Smirnoff

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Louie Anderson

Being fat is one thing, but being fat and pathetic is just sad.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Sandra Bernhard

You're not attractive, and that makes you angry.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Paula Poundstone

Remember that time Paula Poundstone was busted for getting shitfaced and driving her kids to an ice cream parlor? That's by far the funniest thing she's ever done.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Gallagher/Gallagher II

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Kathy Griffin

Is she a gay dude? We're asking for serious.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Judy Tenuta

We think it's fair to call Judy Tenuta an organ grinder, not because of her acumen with an accordian, but for her ability to shred our insides with her shrill voice and pathetically schticky act.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Christopher Titus

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Carlos Mencia

Tags: humor, comedy, entertainment, idiots

Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:50:28 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: the dumb hurts my head.........

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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LMFAO! Move away from the sprinkler, lady. Move away before someone gets hurt. Beware the toxic rainbow.

I do suspect that those who see Mary in the door to their bathroom, or believe Christ appeared to them as a potato chip are a few nuggets short of a happy meal.

what is oozing out of her?!

Apparently, science was her worst subject.

HOW can you be that stupid as to not know how and why rainbows 'appear' but, figure out how to make a video and post it on the internet? what a moron. She probably sees Jesus in peices of toast too.

"Everywhere we look, the visible spectrum is rainbows..." Duh. Somebody help this lady to the Freak-Out Tent, she's taken the brown acid.

Tags: idiots, entertainment, entertaining idiots, dumb, dumbness, dumbassness

Isaac Hayes dies aged 65

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:50:39 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: entertainment.timesonline.co.uk

Isaac Hayes, the 1970s king of soul and funk who became known to a new generation as a baritone-voiced cartoon chef, died last night. He was 65.

The Oscar-winning singer-song-writer, who came to prominence with the theme tune from the 1971 “blaxploitation” film Shaft, was found by members of his family, near a treadmill – which was still running – at his home in Memphis, Tennessee. The cause of death was not clear.

Hayes was one of the dominant black musicians of the 1970s alongside Al Green, James Brown and Stevie Wonder, and is credited with laying the groundwork for disco and rap music.

Always an arresting sight, with shaven head, gold chain and sunglasses, Hayes became a musical innovator and a figurehead for the black civil rights movement throughout the 1960s.

Hayes was also involved with humanitarian work. In 1995 he established the Isaac Hayes Foundation, which worked to increase literacy.

Tags: music, entertainment

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:55:58 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.ireport.com

Clip Source: www.cnn.com

A New Zealand judge has made a 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name can be changed from Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii

Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt listed a series of unusual names that New Zealand parents had given their children, and said he was concerned that such strange monikers would create hurdles for them as they grew up.

"It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap," the New Zealand Press Association quoted the judge as saying.

Among the names Murfitt cited: twins named Benson and Hedges -- after a brand of cigarettes; Violence; and Number 16 Bus Shelter.

The Registrar General of Births, Deaths and Marriages said in a statement that it had rejected names including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi -- a staple food in Polynesian cuisine -- and Sex Fruit.

Tags: names, funny, humor, entertainment

Expensive Items for The Rich

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:25:15 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: abcnews.go.com

1,001 horsepower Bugatti Veyron

over $1 million,

Clip Source: abcnews.go.com

Victoria's Secret Hearts on Fire Diamond Fantasy Bra adorned with more than 2,000 flawless, round-cut diamonds set in white gold is valued at $6.5 million.

Clip Source: abcnews.go.com

$10,000 for a box of chocolates

Clip Source: abcnews.go.com

38-carat diamond

$7.1 million

Clip Source: abcnews.go.com

14.79 carat diamond ring

982,000 to $1.4 million

Clip Source: abcnews.go.com

$5,000 hamburger

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$20,000 dinner

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25 perfectly matched, perfectly round White South Sea pearls

$1.6 million.

Clip Source: abcnews.go.com

$3.3 million

the dagger once belonged to the Mogul emperor Shah Jahan, who built the Taj Mahal.

Clip Source: abcnews.go.com

The iDiamond iPod and accompanying earplugs are made of solid 18 karat white and pink gold and encrusted with 430 diamonds.

$40,000

Clip Source: abcnews.go.com

101.27 carats

$6 million

Clip Source: abcnews.go.com

The 18-karat white gold-jeweled car is valued at $140,000 and is encrusted with 2,700 diamonds

Clip Source: abcnews.go.com

Scrabble board encrusted with more than 30,000 Swarovski crystals

$20,000

Clip Source: abcnews.go.com

'The Tales of Beedle the Bard

$3,985,410

Clip Source: abcnews.go.com

Marie Antoinette's pearl necklace

$810,000

Tags: wealth, money, entertainment, idiots

The End: the best movie endings ever

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 19:52:50 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: entertainment.timesonline.co.uk

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Memento

Leonard’s amnesiac quest for revenge has turned him into a serial killer, doomed to repeat his actions ad infinitum.

Planet of the Apes

Taylor realises that he’s not on another planet but on postapocalyptic Earth! “You maniacs!” he screams. “You blew it up! Damn you! God damn you all to Hell!”

Clip Source: entertainment.timesonline.co.uk

Gone With the Wind

that classic tear-stained close-up, announcing: “I’ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.”

Thelma & Louis

Sarandon floors the accelerator and sends the car hurtling over a cliff.

The Sixth Sense

it dawns on Crowe that he himself is a ghost.

Clip Source: entertainment.timesonline.co.uk

E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial

E.T. touches the blubbering Elliott’s forehead with his flashlight finger, saying: “I’ll be right here.” Then E.T. disappears up inside a giant Fabergé egg. Brilliant

Carrie

one of the few survivors, visits Carrie’s freshly dug grave. She lays flowers. Carrie’s arm thrusts out of the soil and grabs her.

Tags: movies, entertainment

The Wilhelm Scream

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:11:01 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: en.wikipedia.org

The Wilhelm scream is a near famous stock sound effect first used in 1951 for the film Distant Drums

The Wilhelm's revival came from Star Wars series sound designer Ben Burtt, who tracked down the original recording (which he found as a studio reel labeled "Man being eaten by alligator"). Although Distant Drums was the first known use of the sound, Burtt named it after "Pvt. Wilhelm", a minor character who emitted the same scream in the 1953 film The Charge at Feather River.

Clip Source: ace.mu.nu

Since then, it's been used in over 130 movies; Spielberg and Lucas use it an awful lot (and are responsible for the popularization of the kinda-cheesey scream).

Here's a compilation of many (but not nearly all) of its uses:

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Tags: movies, entertainment, funny, humor