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The Obama File

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:40:05 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: A wealth of information, much of it contradicting things the Obama campaign would have you believe.

Clip Source: theobamafile.com

Religion

Politics

Islam

Lies

Race

The Wife

Barack Hussein Obama

A privileged African-American, who has not shared the black American experience
By birth, blood and training, a Muslim, who has been a member of a Black-African church for 20 years
A socialist whose politics are rooted in Marx and whose tactics were conceived by Alinsky
A master at shaping his own mythology and completely unqualified to be Commander in Chief

Tags: politics, obama, lies, election

The Worst Comedians of All Time

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:29:59 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Carlos Mencia -
If this is what comedy is going to be like when Mexico takes over America, then we're voting for anyone who promises to put a 50-foot barbed-wire electric fence from Texas to California—and then another one around our TV.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Sinbad

We're not sure what we hate most about Sinbad. Is it the neon pants, the annoying dangly earring, the oversized Reeboks, or the fact that he doesn't drink? Oh, wait, now we know. It's the shitty jokes that he always tells.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Margaret Cho

'Me rikey flied lice.'

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Whoopi Goldberg

We don't like her because we like "comedy."

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Yakov Smirnoff

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Louie Anderson

Being fat is one thing, but being fat and pathetic is just sad.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Sandra Bernhard

You're not attractive, and that makes you angry.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Paula Poundstone

Remember that time Paula Poundstone was busted for getting shitfaced and driving her kids to an ice cream parlor? That's by far the funniest thing she's ever done.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Gallagher/Gallagher II

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Kathy Griffin

Is she a gay dude? We're asking for serious.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Judy Tenuta

We think it's fair to call Judy Tenuta an organ grinder, not because of her acumen with an accordian, but for her ability to shred our insides with her shrill voice and pathetically schticky act.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Christopher Titus

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Carlos Mencia

Tags: humor, comedy, entertainment, idiots

Huh of the LOLcats

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:35:15 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: seattletimes.nwsource.com

When you LOL at silly pictures of cats with even sillier captions, Ben Huh laughs all the way to the bank.

Huh, a Seattle entrepreneur, has built a mini-empire on the unique brand of humor illustrated by the "LOLcats" craze: photos with captions punctuated by deliberately misspelled words and mangled phrases.

His network of eight Web sites, which includes I Can Has Cheezburger and I Can Has a Hot Dog, attracts 5 million users and 100 million page views a month.

Since buying I Can Has Cheezburger, Huh has added companion sites devoted to dogs, politics and really bad translations of English, among others. A fan favorite is Fail Blog, in which people take joy in others' mishaps.

When the company posts job openings, it receives a flood of résumés. The subject line of one cover letter read: "I can haz dream Job? My rezumez! Let me showz u thm."

"We want to make people happy for five minutes a day," he said.

"LOLcats is a language that is going to continue to get bigger and bigger,"

Tags: cats, lolcats, animals, business, internet, humor

Cooking With B***s

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:14:17 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: O...M....G.

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

With the credit crunch kicking in, shoppers will be relieved to hear a cost-effective alternative to steak is now available for creating classic meat dishes.

The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls has been hailed as the world's first testicle recipe collection and includes testicle pizza, battered testicles and barbecued testicles with giblets.

And if counting the pennies isn't enough of a reason to indulge in the delicacy, testicles are also renowned for their libido-boosting properties.

Several different animals, including stallions, ostriches, bulls, pigs and turkeys, get the Erovic treatment.

"Wash testicles thoroughly for 30-45 minutes," begins the recipe for testicles pie.

"Once softened, mince them in a mincer."

A "very sharp knife" is needed for traditional style testicles, which get boiled, cut up and deep fried in hot oil.

Erovic also organises the World Testicle Cooking Championship, held annually in Serbia

Tags: food, cooking, humor, humour, omg, disgusting

Sarah Rules

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:17:20 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.nypost.com

I walked in last night expecting a train wreck from our gal of the moment. Instead, I saw fireworks.

Sarah rules.

Sarah Palin was strong. Articulate. Folksy. And warm.

She ran like a linebacker in lipstick with the first question. It was about the economy.

The "you betchas" and "Joe Sixpacks" that crossed her lips, so hokey from just about anyone else, somehow worked.

More than that - they gave the public, ready to write Sarah off as a ditz, an opportunity to know a strong, sensible and smart woman. She stuck to her guns on tax cuts.

"Darn right we need tax relief for Americans! . . . You say paying higher taxes is patriotic," said Sarah. To me, that said it all.

What she's learned, in the days since the debacle of her "gotcha" interview with Katie Couric, is to stick to her principles.

Tags: politics, palin

LOLcats arrr BACK !!1!!1!

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:05:35 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: icanhascheezburger.com

Tags: cats, lolcats, humor, humour, entertainment

Zombies for Obama

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:40:56 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: ace.mu.nu

Obombies for Obama Community Organizer NNNNnngrr hNNNgh fields questions at a recent rally.

While most of us focus on our bank accounts and our portfolios, you can trust that zombies are focused intently on our brains. They want them, and if we don't remain vigilant, they will have them.

A fat lot of good it will do to have a healthy economy then, what with the ravenous undead making what used to be an innocent trip to the local mall a veritable death march.

The question that must be answered is which candidate provides for our best protection from the indefatigable zombie death squads?

Luckily for you, Zombie World News is covering the stories other media outlets ignore

So I urge you all to remember in these trying times, while some are trying to make an intelligent decision based on all the issues, others are voting to eat your brains and other assorted soft tissues.

Tags: humor, obama

Weird Words

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:07:23 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.worldwidewords.org

AUTOHAGIOGRAPHY

Writing about oneself in an adulatory way.

Autohagiography has the same relationship to autobiography as a publicist’s puffery has to objective truth.

Clip Source: www.worldwidewords.org

Having well-shaped buttocks.

This is a word about which it would be possible to generate many bad puns, thereby making an ass of oneself and becoming the butt of jokes

Clip Source: www.worldwidewords.org

DWILE FLONKING

An English pub game.

Clip Source: www.worldwidewords.org

FANTODS

A state of extreme nervousness or restlessness.

hyperbolically the flaming fantods or the swiveling fantods

Clip Source: www.worldwidewords.org

GOMER

An undesirable hospital patient.

“Get Out of My Emergency Room!”

Clip Source: www.worldwidewords.org

JACTITATION

A restless tossing of the body in illness; a boastful or false statement.

can also refer to the nervous twitching of a limb or muscle.

Clip Source: www.worldwidewords.org

KATZENJAMMER

A hangover; anxiety or jitters; a discordant clamour.

derives from Katzen, cats, plus Jammer, wailing or distress

Clip Source: www.worldwidewords.org

NIHILARTIKEL

A deliberately erroneous entry in a dictionary or other reference book.

Clip Source: www.worldwidewords.org

PULCHRITUDINOUS

Beautiful.

The epitome of pulchritude?

Tags: language, words, english

Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:50:28 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: the dumb hurts my head.........

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

[Video]

LMFAO! Move away from the sprinkler, lady. Move away before someone gets hurt. Beware the toxic rainbow.

I do suspect that those who see Mary in the door to their bathroom, or believe Christ appeared to them as a potato chip are a few nuggets short of a happy meal.

what is oozing out of her?!

Apparently, science was her worst subject.

HOW can you be that stupid as to not know how and why rainbows 'appear' but, figure out how to make a video and post it on the internet? what a moron. She probably sees Jesus in peices of toast too.

"Everywhere we look, the visible spectrum is rainbows..." Duh. Somebody help this lady to the Freak-Out Tent, she's taken the brown acid.

Tags: idiots, entertainment, entertaining idiots, dumb, dumbness, dumbassness

Hillary Voters Love Sarah Palin

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 06:26:15 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Sarah Barracuda:

BARRAC U D A

Barrac, U Dumb Ass, you should have picked Hillary

Clip Source: noquarterusa.net

I may not see eye to eye with Sarah Palin, but something tells me she’d be a hoot to hang out with - not that she’d have the time, what with her being a mom of five kids and running for veep and all.

She is certainly no moaner like Obama. She will get my vote.

This was an unbelievable stroke of genius by John McCain. One of the best political decisions I have seen in years.

‘PUMAs for Palin: PUMAs support McCain-Palin’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrbhYQLrqp0

Getting rid of Obama is standing up for Democratic principles….not the kind of the “new” UNdemocratic party of obamabullies…no more thugs, no more stealing votes or disenfranchising voters (MI & FL ring a bell?) Obama and the DNC need to lose and be remade and the only way to do that is to elect John McCain.

Country before party.

I love Sarah Palin because:

She’s not Mitt Romney.
She’s not Mike Huckabee.
She’s a beauty queen, but a ‘barracuda’ on the basketball court.

I wonder if Palin would Kick Barack’s Ass on the B-Ball court!

Tags: politics, election, obama, hillary clinton, sarah palin

Weird Gadgets from the 1920's

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:31:58 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

TOE SOCKS

These pre-shrunk 'To Sox' were designed to act as toe protectors. Produced during World War II, it was claimed that they could reduce hosiery costs by up to 80 per cent. They were designed to be worn over the big toes, to protect socks from wear.

LIGHT SPECTACLES

Invented in the U.S. in the 1930s, these specs were adorned with two small, battery-powered lights, with a long wire trailing beneath. The experience was marred only by the likelihood of electrocution when it rained.

MOUSTACHE PROTECTOR

designed with a hole for the mustachioed man to sip through.

FINGER STRETCHER FOR PIANISTS

Developed in America in 1910 to help pianists hit the sprawling notes demanded by the likes of Stravinsky and Debussy. Careful use was required: it is thought the composer Schumann destroyed his hands using an early version.

PAGE TURNER

CLOCKWORK TEASMADE

AN EARLY LAVATORY

PEEP SHOW

CIGARETTE HOLDER

PISTOL PURSE

a tiny machine complete with its own map that would tell motorists which way to go.

Tags: weird, funny, bizarre, humour, idiots

Extreme Eats

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:18:31 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: There's a scene in the 1970 film Fatso when an overweight character poses the following question to his friends: "Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?"

Most people react to that query in one of two ways: They either say to themselves, "That's disgusting!" or "That's disgusting ... I want one!"

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Luther Burger

a bacon cheeseburger served between two glazed Krispy Kreme donuts

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Fool's Gold Loaf

Elvis Presley made famous a meal known as the Fool's Gold Loaf, reportedly his favorite: To construct one, mix one jar of peanut butter, one jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. Scoop the mixture inside a hollowed-out loaf of fresh-baked bread, smother the outside in butter and bake.

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

Deep-Fried Pizza

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

Turducken

a boned turkey stuffed with a boned duck stuffed with a boned chicken

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Philly Taco

one of the city's famous cheesesteaks wrapped up inside of a big slice of cheese pizza.

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Hamdog

A hot dog wrapped inside a hamburger patty, deep-fried, covered with chili, cheese and onions, served on a hoagie roll and topped with a fried egg.

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Beer Barrel Belly Buster

15 pounds, it includes 25 slices of cheese

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

Levee High Caramel Apple Pie

Tags: food, humor, entertainment, appalling excess, idiots

Teh LOLCATS are Baaaack

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:35:01 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: icanhascheezburger.com

Tags: humor, entertainment, cats, animals

Buttock-clenching at the bus stop

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:43:41 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Tory MP Philip Davies lashed out at the move. He asked: ‘Is this April 1st? The Government is virtually bankrupt and yet it is spending its last few pounds encouraging people to do Pilates at bus stops.

‘It is the nanny state gone completely mad and a shocking waste of taxpayers’ money.’

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

A bizarre Government-funded campaign is being launched to encourage people to exercise while they’re waiting for a bus.

According to the campaign’s organisers, those minutes spent at the bus stop watching the traffic go by could be spent more usefully – by standing on one leg, pointing your toes or clenching your buttocks.

But the latest attempt to get Britain fit has been slammed by an MP as ‘a shocking waste of taxpayers’ money’.

And one angry passenger said last night: ‘Fares are ridiculously high as it is. So why don’t they use the money they’re spending on this nonsense to cut the cost of bus travel?’

Leaflets and posters setting out six Pilates-style exercise moves to do at the bus stop are being distributed to passengers travelling on buses between Blackburn and Manchester.

Organisers claim it will help people with busy lives to fit exercise into their day and avoid health problems such as heart disease and obesity.

Tags: politics, humour, humor, weird, idiots

For LOLCAT lovers...

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:53:32 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: I can't help it, I luv 'em.

Clip Source: icanhascheezburger.com

Tags: humor, funny, bizarre, cats, lolcats, animals