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List of Weird Band Names

Tue, 20 May 2008 16:55:40 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Bad taste warning - some of the names I didn't clip are hard core...

Clip Source: rock103.com

[ # ]

57 Lesbian
1,200,000 Dead Tibetians
2000 Flushes
3D House of Beef

[ a ]

A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce

Adolph Hitler's Nipples

Alcoholocaust

Aggressive Crotch Display

Anus The Menace

Aquarium Rescue Unit

Armageddon Dildos

[ b ]

The Bambi Molesters

Barenaked Ladies

The Bastard Sons of Eddie Haskel

Bulimia Banquet

[ c ]

Cameltoe

Cindy Brady's Lisp

Crosseyed Chicken

[ d ]

Dairy Queen Empire

Demon Barf

Don Knotts Overdrive

Dumpster Juice

[ e ]

Elvis Hitler

Exploding White Mice

[ f ]

Fabulous Pimps

Flaming Anus

Flopping Bodybags

[ g ]

Gangsta Bitch Barbie

God's Girlfriend

Goldfish Don't Bounce

Grim Skunk

[ h ]

Halo of Flies

Hairy Buzzard Gizzards

Hairy Conniption Fit

The Hairy Eyeballs

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

Hostile Amish

[ i ]

Impotent Porn Stars

Iowa Beef Experience

Iron Prostate

[ j ]

Jesus Chrysler Supercar

Joey Tampon and The Toxic Shocks

Johnny Vomit

[ l ]

Linoleum Blownapart

Lipstick Sandwich

Lubricated Goat

Lung Mustard

[ m ]

Mentally Retarded Cows

Mighty Sphincter

[ n ]

Naugahyde Chihuahuas

[ r ]

Rats of Unusual Size

Rugburns

Tags: humor, humour, music, sex, bizarre

“Show me yours, I’ll show you mine…”

Sun, 18 May 2008 14:22:35 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: From the ‘Sex under the burka’ department…

Clip Source: forums.sulekha.com

Saudi wants divorce after husband lifts her veil

Never showed her face in 30 years of marriage

A 50-year-old Saudi woman asked for divorce after her husband lifted her face veil while she was sleeping, local press reported.

For 30 years, the wife said she never showed her face to her husband in conformity with the tradition of her native village near the south western Saudi city of Khamis Mushayt.

“After all these years, he tries to commit such a big mistake,” the wife told Saudi newspaper Al-Riyadh, after she left the house in total disbelief.

She said the husband apologized and promised never to do it again.

This is not the first case of husbands who have not seen their wives’ faces in decades.

In the past Al Arabiya has reported the case of Ali al-Qahtani, whose wife had been wearing the face veil for the entire ten years of their marrage. When he tried to take it off, she threatened to leave and only decided to stay after he swore never to try again.

Tags: religion, arab, islam, idiots, sex

21 Excuses for not Having Sex

Wed, 07 May 2008 14:34:20 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: — You can’t stop thinking about all the stuff you have to do tomorrow, and what you really want to do is find a pencil and a piece of paper.
— You have your teeth-whitening equipment in.
— You are bloody tired.
— You have hiccups.
— He hasn’t shaved.
— You think the heating might still be on. It is unbelievably hot.
— It is too cold to risk the duvet moving at all.

Clip Source: www.timesonline.co.uk

Clip Source: women.timesonline.co.uk

— You were in the mood an hour ago, then he insisted on watching more TV, and now all you can think about is Heather Mills and gifted children.

— He has been remiss. You can’t remember exactly how, but it was earlier, and you are still angry.

— You have drunk the perfect amount and now feel peculiar – any movement could provoke nausea.

— He doesn’t seem to be as keen as he should be, and if he is waiting for you to demonstrate keenness, which he may be, then you thought of it first.

— You are worrying about early-onset Alzheimer’s, particularly on account of the keys-left-in-the-front-door incident.

— You have noticed a large crack in the bedroom ceiling. This has led you into a spiral of self-loathing because of the decorating that still needs to be done

— You accidentally watched a documentary on Five called How to be Averagely Good in Bed by 21st-Century Standards, and it has taken the wind out of your sails.

— The dog is looking.

— You think you have a heart murmur.

Tags: sex, health, humour, humor

Greedy, Vulgar, Tacky

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:09:10 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

Lying seductively back on white silk sheets, legs akimbo, wearing naught but his skimpy undies, David Beckham's new poster ad is not so much "Hello Boys" as "Hello Sailors".

While many people will simply dismiss this image as little more than gay erotica - it is clearly, and cynically, designed to appeal as much to gay men as to women - I would suggest that this is a new low point in the vulgerisation of so much of modern life.

But then what else should we expect from the man who, along with his wife, has done as much as any modern celebrity to destroy the value placed by our society on self-respect and self-restraint.

Why should Beckham's private parts - for this is what it is really all about - be shoved into the nation's face for cheap commercial gain?

And what kind of a father - of three boys - exposes himself draped across the world's billboards in his posing pouch, looking like the male equivalent of a Page Three tart?

Tags: sports, celebrity, sex

Buckled for Having Sex with a Bike

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 23:57:50 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Now the bikes of Britain will be safe.

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

A man has been put on the sex offenders' register after being caught trying to have sex with a bike.

Robert Stewart was discovered half naked in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel

Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace

"They (the hostel cleaners) knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

The hostel staff informed the manager who reported Stewart to the police.

Although unusual he is not the first to be caught in a compromising situation with a object as Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements

Witnesses reported seeing him lying face down on the pavement with his trousers around his ankles.

Tags: sex, crime, idiots, humour

Be prepared to go mad for a while...

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:58:59 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: What if they are flirting, but only for their own sick amusement?

Clip Source: www.guardian.co.uk

Friends occasionally come to me for advice, which is odd

The other day, a friend wanted to know if a colleague of hers was a) flirting with her or b) not flirting with her

"Look, all men, without exception, are shallow, priapic skunks. A man would shag a ham sandwich if no one was looking. It's all men care about. It's the only thing. There's literally nothing else going on in our minds. Remove those thoughts and our skulls would cave in.

With flirting, there are more variables than Stephen Hawking could handle.

It's as complex as poker

Body language doesn't always help.

Above all, you want to avoid The Sudden Look of Horror

when it transpires that You Misread The Situation Like An Idiot.

all you can do is prepare to go mad for a while

Infuriatingly, you won't get anywhere without risking exposure to that Sudden Look.

What if they are flirting, but only for their own sick amusement?

How do you subtly find out?

Tags: sex, flirting, gender, sexuality

Are you a tokophobic?

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:04:24 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

Of course, for most women, the anticipation of labour comes with a degree of anxiety. But as many as one in seven women are thought to suffer from tokophobia (a word which derives from the Greek "tokos" meaning childbirth).

Dealing with the condition is often difficult because it remains one of society's taboo subjects.

Despite her desire to find a way to have children, Rachel has been labelled "cold-hearted" and a "babyhater" by some friends she has discussed her fears with.

"Because there is the reward of a baby at the end of childbirth, it seems most people think that women should just stop whinging and get on with it," she says.

"In fact, plenty of mothers wear their stories of horrific deliveries like a badge of honour.

There are two main types of the condition. Primary tokophobia relates to childless women who have a deep-seated dread of pregnancy and birth, often relating back to their own mother's experience or something they learned in school.

Tags: sex, children, childbirth, fertility, health, psychology

Twins born after new fertility treatment

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 00:01:38 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.guardian.co.uk

The first British babies - boy and girl twins - to be conceived using a new fertility technique have been born at the John Radcliffe hospital, Oxford.

Scientists said in vitro maturation (IVM) is potentially safer, faster and cheaper than standard IVF because it does not require women to use fertility drugs. It could help the 40% per cent of women undergoing treatment who have polycystic ovaries.

In IVM, eggs are collected from the ovaries while they are still immature. They are then matured in a laboratory for up to 48 hours before being injected with a single sperm - a process called intracytoplasmic sperm injection (ICSI). A few days after fertilisation, the embryos are implanted into the mother's womb. Because fewer drugs are used, the cost of each IVM cycle is lower - at £1,700 - than standard IVF which can reach £4,300 per attempt.

Mr Child said that IVM would initially only be available for women under 37 and for those with polycystic ovaries.

Tags: science, news, health, healthcare, sex, fertility

The "man" who fell to Earth

Sat, 20 Oct 2007 15:05:16 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Who, or what, is Michael Jackson?

Clip Source: www.guardian.co.uk

He was the king of pop who, following a series of scandals and bizarre episodes, dethroned himself. Jacques Peretti loses the plot as he attempts to uncover the real Michael Jackson

"No one knows the truth. No one knows what, or who I am. And the longer it takes them to discover this, the more famous I will be."

I wanted to find out what happened to him in the last two years - and in so doing, try to find out what the hell made Jackson the way he was in the first place.

Here was a man who'd spent a lifetime telling us over and over that he was a freak. That he was abused as a child, and that's why he's so impossibly strange and unearthly. The normal rules of conduct couldn't possibly apply to him. But was he really the freak he claimed he was?

I was able to interview Jackson insiders who'd never talked before because, two years after the trial, the time is right for these people to say their piece.

Tags: celebrity, children, sex, bizarre, epic decades-long public meltdown

Subliminal Advertising

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:58:30 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: slightlywarped.com

As you read this, a sinister and secret organization is working night and day and spending untold millions to invade and control your mind. Is it the world of the CIA? The FBI? The Republican Party? No... this is the work of companies and their advertising departments.

Subliminal Advertisements have been around for years and use little tricks such as embedding images and words into pictures to grab your attention and subconsciously imprint their product into your mind.

Clip Source: slightlywarped.com

This is probably one of my favorite examples of subliminal messages. This looks like a harmless beach scene, right? Sun and sand and fun... nothing sinister or underhanded about this, correct?

Take a closer look. What at first glance was some harmless fun in the sun has suddenly turned into a full on spring break orgy.

Clip Source: slightlywarped.com

Can you spot the hidden naked man in this old Camel ad? Place your cursor over the image to see it revealed!

Clip Source: slightlywarped.com

this oddity can also appeal sexually to people as a "third leg" is a slang term for a penis.

Clip Source: slightlywarped.com

Tags: advertising, sex, psychology, rat bastards playing head games

Husband gets life-size tattoo of his wife - then she splits

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:10:45 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

After 15 happy years with his wife, Alan Jenkins decided it was time for the ultimate expression of love.

So, determined to prove his devotion, he had a lifesize image of her face - along with those of their two daughters - tattooed on his back.

The painful procedure took 20 hours and cost £870.

Unfortunately for the besotted Alan, it also backfired on a monumental scale after Lisa, 36, absconded with a 25-year-old Latvian hunk she had met at work.

Speaking last night, the jilted steelworker, said: "It's a real sickener. I thought she was happy.

"I had it because I thought we loved each other - I feel very betrayed."

Lisa met her new love, fitness instructor Kaspars Gavars, at work and now intends to move him into the family home in Port Talbot, South Wales, - once Alan has moved out.

"I didn't plan to fall in love with Kaspars - it just happened," she said.

"And I never wanted Alan to have my face tattooed on his back in the first place."

Tags: humor, funny, society, marriage, love, sex

Child Predator Kills Himself

Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:47:06 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.foxnews.com

A federal prosecutor accused of flying to Detroit last month to have sex with a 5-year-old girl committed suicide Friday in his cell in a Milan federal prison.

Assistant U.S. Attorney John D.R. Atchison was found unresponsive, taken to a local hospital and pronounced dead at 10:17 a.m.

He was charged with three felonies, the most serious of which was crossing state lines with intent to have sex with someone under 12. A conviction had carried a minimum of 30 years in prison.

A statement released Friday by his lawyer, James Thomas, said Atchison had "done a lot of good in his life."

"Unfortunately, he is going to be judged by his most recent charges and what we have read in the media, and not by the goodness, hard work or by the love of his family."

Atchison had attempted to hang himself with a bedsheet last month in a Sanilac county jail, but another inmate alerted guards who stopped the suicide attempt.

Tags: children, sex, crime, society

Condemned to be virgins

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:37:25 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

They dreamt of love, marriage and children. But, as a new book reveals, the Great War robbed two million women of the men they would have married, leading many into relationships which could only be whispered about...

One hazy morning in 1917 the senior mistress of Bournemouth High School For Girls stood up in front of the assembled sixth form and announced to her hushed audience: "I have come to tell you a terrible fact.

"Only one out of ten of you girls can ever hope to marry. This is not a guess of mine. It is a statistical fact.

"Nearly all the men who might have married you have been killed. You will have to make your way in the world as best you can.

Sitting in the assembly hall among her shocked and silent schoolfellows was 17-year-old Rosamund Essex.

When Rosamund, who never married, wrote her memoirs 60 years later she accepted that her teacher's pronouncement had been prophetic.

World War I deprived Britain of three-quarters-of-a-million soldiers

Tags: sex, family, society, war

My Life as a Woman

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:12:35 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

For the past week, steered by a small bunch of female friends, I experienced the thoughts, anxieties and simple daily tasks of a 21st-century woman. For one week, I lived as I imagined a woman might.

I worried about cellulite, obsessed about finding the right partner and thought constantly about my biological clock. In my mission, I journeyed into the darker side of the female psyche.

I won't wear dresses but I will ring my mother every day, buy flowers, read my horoscope, pluck my eyebrows and browse the chick-lit section of the bookshop - all things deemed necessary by my panel of female advisors.

Most frightening for me is the revelation that I will have to attempt to multi-task. That's right. I, a mere male, will try to do two things at once.

I have seen inside women's handbags and, for authenticity, filled mine with the following items: a hairbrush, old receipts, an umbrella, several pens that don't work, loose change, fluff, and a spare pair of pants.

Tags: gender, sex, society, entertainment, humour, humor

Wildly Mismatched Film Romances

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:16:31 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: www.avclub.com

Ernest Borgnine & Bette Davis, The Catered Affai

it's hard to get past Davis' attempts to match every one of Borgnine's dropped Gs and guttural grunts.

Al Pacino & Chris Sarandon, Dog Day Afternoon

Al Pacino is a manic, none-too-bright would-be bank robber who wants the money to buy a sex change for his lover, Chris Sarandon.

John Travolta & Lily Tomlin, Moment By Moment

Sean Connery & Lorraine Bracco, Medicine Man

Bracco's whiny, one-note performance made the prospect of a torrid affair between the characters seem ridiculous

James Woods & Dolly Parton, Straight Talk

Harrison Ford & Anne Heche, Six Days Seven Nights

Anne Heche became publicly involved with America's most famous lesbian, Ellen DeGeneres, shortly before the film's release.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, Gigli

Her Gigli character is a lesbian, but that seems like the least of Bennifer's impediments as an onscreen couple.

Charles Grodin & Miss Piggy, The Great Muppet Caper

Boy meets pig. Boy frames pig as a jewel thief.

Tags: movies, films, entertainment, sex