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Carp Pedicures Now Illegal

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:04:26 GMT

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Washington state officials have banned a procedure that uses tiny fish to nibble dead skin off the feet of customers getting pedicures.

Peridot Nail Salon in Kent began offering the procedure several weeks ago, with customers paying $30 to have small, toothless carp tickle their toes for 15 minutes.

But the state Department of Licensing decided the procedure was unsanitary and potentially unsafe, and Thursday declared it illegal.

Agency spokeswoman Christine Anthony says state law requires that all implements in pedicures be sanitized, and there's just no way to sanitize live fish.

Fish pedicures created something of a splash in the D.C. area this past summer, where a northern Virginia spa offered similar pedicures. John Ho, who runs the Yvonne Hair and Nails salon with his wife, Yvonne Le, began offering the practice in March and said 5,000 people had taken the plunge as of July.

Clip Source: www.foxnews.com

Tags: humor, health, idiots

The Worst Comedians of All Time

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:29:59 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Carlos Mencia -
If this is what comedy is going to be like when Mexico takes over America, then we're voting for anyone who promises to put a 50-foot barbed-wire electric fence from Texas to California—and then another one around our TV.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Sinbad

We're not sure what we hate most about Sinbad. Is it the neon pants, the annoying dangly earring, the oversized Reeboks, or the fact that he doesn't drink? Oh, wait, now we know. It's the shitty jokes that he always tells.

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Margaret Cho

'Me rikey flied lice.'

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Whoopi Goldberg

We don't like her because we like "comedy."

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Yakov Smirnoff

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Louie Anderson

Being fat is one thing, but being fat and pathetic is just sad.

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Sandra Bernhard

You're not attractive, and that makes you angry.

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Paula Poundstone

Remember that time Paula Poundstone was busted for getting shitfaced and driving her kids to an ice cream parlor? That's by far the funniest thing she's ever done.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Gallagher/Gallagher II

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Kathy Griffin

Is she a gay dude? We're asking for serious.

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Judy Tenuta

We think it's fair to call Judy Tenuta an organ grinder, not because of her acumen with an accordian, but for her ability to shred our insides with her shrill voice and pathetically schticky act.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Christopher Titus

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Carlos Mencia

Tags: humor, comedy, entertainment, idiots

I Can Haz LOLZ ??!1!!?

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 05:36:57 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Dumb, but I love them!

Clip Source: icanhascheezburger.com

Tags: funny, humor, cats, lolcats, idiots

Extreme Eats

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:18:31 GMT

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clipper's remarks: There's a scene in the 1970 film Fatso when an overweight character poses the following question to his friends: "Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?"

Most people react to that query in one of two ways: They either say to themselves, "That's disgusting!" or "That's disgusting ... I want one!"

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

The Luther Burger

a bacon cheeseburger served between two glazed Krispy Kreme donuts

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The Fool's Gold Loaf

Elvis Presley made famous a meal known as the Fool's Gold Loaf, reportedly his favorite: To construct one, mix one jar of peanut butter, one jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. Scoop the mixture inside a hollowed-out loaf of fresh-baked bread, smother the outside in butter and bake.

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Deep-Fried Pizza

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Turducken

a boned turkey stuffed with a boned duck stuffed with a boned chicken

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The Philly Taco

one of the city's famous cheesesteaks wrapped up inside of a big slice of cheese pizza.

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The Hamdog

A hot dog wrapped inside a hamburger patty, deep-fried, covered with chili, cheese and onions, served on a hoagie roll and topped with a fried egg.

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The Beer Barrel Belly Buster

15 pounds, it includes 25 slices of cheese

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Levee High Caramel Apple Pie

Tags: food, humor, entertainment, appalling excess, idiots

Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:50:28 GMT

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clipper's remarks: the dumb hurts my head.........

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

[Video]

LMFAO! Move away from the sprinkler, lady. Move away before someone gets hurt. Beware the toxic rainbow.

I do suspect that those who see Mary in the door to their bathroom, or believe Christ appeared to them as a potato chip are a few nuggets short of a happy meal.

what is oozing out of her?!

Apparently, science was her worst subject.

HOW can you be that stupid as to not know how and why rainbows 'appear' but, figure out how to make a video and post it on the internet? what a moron. She probably sees Jesus in peices of toast too.

"Everywhere we look, the visible spectrum is rainbows..." Duh. Somebody help this lady to the Freak-Out Tent, she's taken the brown acid.

Tags: idiots, entertainment, entertaining idiots, dumb, dumbness, dumbassness

Weird Gadgets from the 1920's

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:31:58 GMT

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Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

TOE SOCKS

These pre-shrunk 'To Sox' were designed to act as toe protectors. Produced during World War II, it was claimed that they could reduce hosiery costs by up to 80 per cent. They were designed to be worn over the big toes, to protect socks from wear.

LIGHT SPECTACLES

Invented in the U.S. in the 1930s, these specs were adorned with two small, battery-powered lights, with a long wire trailing beneath. The experience was marred only by the likelihood of electrocution when it rained.

MOUSTACHE PROTECTOR

designed with a hole for the mustachioed man to sip through.

FINGER STRETCHER FOR PIANISTS

Developed in America in 1910 to help pianists hit the sprawling notes demanded by the likes of Stravinsky and Debussy. Careful use was required: it is thought the composer Schumann destroyed his hands using an early version.

PAGE TURNER

CLOCKWORK TEASMADE

AN EARLY LAVATORY

PEEP SHOW

CIGARETTE HOLDER

PISTOL PURSE

a tiny machine complete with its own map that would tell motorists which way to go.

Tags: weird, funny, bizarre, humour, idiots

Bad Jokes = Hazardous to your Health

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:10:56 GMT

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clipper's remarks: "The chimney joke made it into 207 conversations. An astonishing 44 percent of the reactions were classified as "impolite," intended to deeply embarrass the joke teller."

Clip Source: www.komonews.com

There's a reason comedians call it "dying on stage."

Research by a Washington State University linguist found that people who tell bad jokes often endure an astonishing outpouring of hostility from the listeners.

"These were basically attacks intended to result in the social exclusion or humiliation of the speaker, punctuated on occasion with profanity, a nasty glare or even a solid punch to the arm,"

We're not talking about jokes that contain offensive material, or the type of slurs unleashed by former "Seinfeld" star Michael Richards. The joke that Bell used in her research was:

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

"Nothing, chimneys can't talk."

The responses to this childish riddle included insults, glares, silence or even blows.

Talk about a tough crowd.

There are several reasons for the strong responses.

First, such canned humor often disrupts the natural flow of conversation.

jokes that fail to deliver humor are a violation of a social contract

Tags: humor, entertainment, idiots

Buttock-clenching at the bus stop

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:43:41 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Tory MP Philip Davies lashed out at the move. He asked: ‘Is this April 1st? The Government is virtually bankrupt and yet it is spending its last few pounds encouraging people to do Pilates at bus stops.

‘It is the nanny state gone completely mad and a shocking waste of taxpayers’ money.’

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

A bizarre Government-funded campaign is being launched to encourage people to exercise while they’re waiting for a bus.

According to the campaign’s organisers, those minutes spent at the bus stop watching the traffic go by could be spent more usefully – by standing on one leg, pointing your toes or clenching your buttocks.

But the latest attempt to get Britain fit has been slammed by an MP as ‘a shocking waste of taxpayers’ money’.

And one angry passenger said last night: ‘Fares are ridiculously high as it is. So why don’t they use the money they’re spending on this nonsense to cut the cost of bus travel?’

Leaflets and posters setting out six Pilates-style exercise moves to do at the bus stop are being distributed to passengers travelling on buses between Blackburn and Manchester.

Organisers claim it will help people with busy lives to fit exercise into their day and avoid health problems such as heart disease and obesity.

Tags: politics, humour, humor, weird, idiots

Expensive Items for The Rich

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:25:15 GMT

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Clipmarks | CrazyRedHead's 'idiots' clips

Carp Pedicures Now Illegal

The Worst Comedians of All Time

I Can Haz LOLZ ??!1!!?

Extreme Eats

The Luther Burger

The Fool's Gold Loaf

Deep-Fried Pizza

Turducken

The Philly Taco

The Hamdog

The Beer Barrel Belly Buster

Levee High Caramel Apple Pie

Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy

Weird Gadgets from the 1920's

Bad Jokes = Hazardous to your Health

Buttock-clenching at the bus stop

Expensive Items for The Rich

Dumb Criminals

Obama's Hypocrisy

The 10 Worst Products For Men Ever Created

Chest Hair Toupee

8 worst things to say in an interview

Worst Celebrity Trainwrecks

The “Will They Ever Learn?” Trainwrecks

The “Golden Oldies”

Trainwrecks “Beyond Help”

“Just Plain Odd” Trainwrecks

“Show me yours, I’ll show you mine…”