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Teh LOLCATS are Baaaack

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:35:01 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Tags: humor, entertainment, cats, animals

The Worst Comedians of All Time

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:29:59 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Carlos Mencia -
If this is what comedy is going to be like when Mexico takes over America, then we're voting for anyone who promises to put a 50-foot barbed-wire electric fence from Texas to California—and then another one around our TV.

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Sinbad

We're not sure what we hate most about Sinbad. Is it the neon pants, the annoying dangly earring, the oversized Reeboks, or the fact that he doesn't drink? Oh, wait, now we know. It's the shitty jokes that he always tells.

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Margaret Cho

'Me rikey flied lice.'

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Whoopi Goldberg

We don't like her because we like "comedy."

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Yakov Smirnoff

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Louie Anderson

Being fat is one thing, but being fat and pathetic is just sad.

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Sandra Bernhard

You're not attractive, and that makes you angry.

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Paula Poundstone

Remember that time Paula Poundstone was busted for getting shitfaced and driving her kids to an ice cream parlor? That's by far the funniest thing she's ever done.

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Gallagher/Gallagher II

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Kathy Griffin

Is she a gay dude? We're asking for serious.

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Judy Tenuta

We think it's fair to call Judy Tenuta an organ grinder, not because of her acumen with an accordian, but for her ability to shred our insides with her shrill voice and pathetically schticky act.

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Christopher Titus

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Carlos Mencia

Tags: humor, comedy, entertainment, idiots

Buttock-clenching at the bus stop

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:43:41 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Tory MP Philip Davies lashed out at the move. He asked: ‘Is this April 1st? The Government is virtually bankrupt and yet it is spending its last few pounds encouraging people to do Pilates at bus stops.

‘It is the nanny state gone completely mad and a shocking waste of taxpayers’ money.’

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

A bizarre Government-funded campaign is being launched to encourage people to exercise while they’re waiting for a bus.

According to the campaign’s organisers, those minutes spent at the bus stop watching the traffic go by could be spent more usefully – by standing on one leg, pointing your toes or clenching your buttocks.

But the latest attempt to get Britain fit has been slammed by an MP as ‘a shocking waste of taxpayers’ money’.

And one angry passenger said last night: ‘Fares are ridiculously high as it is. So why don’t they use the money they’re spending on this nonsense to cut the cost of bus travel?’

Leaflets and posters setting out six Pilates-style exercise moves to do at the bus stop are being distributed to passengers travelling on buses between Blackburn and Manchester.

Organisers claim it will help people with busy lives to fit exercise into their day and avoid health problems such as heart disease and obesity.

Tags: politics, humour, humor, weird, idiots

For LOLCAT lovers...

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:53:32 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: I can't help it, I luv 'em.

Clip Source: icanhascheezburger.com

Tags: humor, funny, bizarre, cats, lolcats, animals

If loving you is wrong—I don't wanna be right

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:36:26 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Your mama and daddy say it's a shame
It's a downright disgrace
Long as I got you by my side
I don't care what your people say

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A pair of Sumatran tiger cubs and a set of young orang-utans, all abandoned at birth, have become inseparable after sharing a room at an Indonesian zoo.

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A mouse rides on the back of a frog in floodwaters in the northern Indian city Lucknow. Entrepreneurial!

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Tags: interspecies snorgling, animals, cute overload, funny, humor

Singing, Pooping Tigers Teach Japan's Youth

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:43:06 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: blog.trutv.com

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There are some things about Japan that just don't translate: capsule hotels, Pepsi Ice Cucumber and sadistic game shows, to name a few.

Now we can add the following video designed to help Japanese kids learn to use the toilet. It's not that I object to anthropomorphic jungle cats instructing big boys and girls to dump out, it's the oddly communal, musical way they do it.

Honestly, if I had just managed not to wet myself for the first time, the last thing I'd want is a big show-stopping, Patti LuPone number with my parents flanking either side of me, capped by a confetti flourish.

is it really necessary to have both the cartoon baby tiger and a real Japanese boy (at the cartoon's end) grunting and straining in an effort to pinch a loaf?

Tags: humor, funny, japan

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:55:58 GMT

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Clip Source: www.ireport.com

Clip Source: www.cnn.com

A New Zealand judge has made a 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name can be changed from Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii

Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt listed a series of unusual names that New Zealand parents had given their children, and said he was concerned that such strange monikers would create hurdles for them as they grew up.

"It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap," the New Zealand Press Association quoted the judge as saying.

Among the names Murfitt cited: twins named Benson and Hedges -- after a brand of cigarettes; Violence; and Number 16 Bus Shelter.

The Registrar General of Births, Deaths and Marriages said in a statement that it had rejected names including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi -- a staple food in Polynesian cuisine -- and Sex Fruit.

Tags: names, funny, humor, entertainment

The Wilhelm Scream

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:11:01 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: en.wikipedia.org

The Wilhelm scream is a near famous stock sound effect first used in 1951 for the film Distant Drums

The Wilhelm's revival came from Star Wars series sound designer Ben Burtt, who tracked down the original recording (which he found as a studio reel labeled "Man being eaten by alligator"). Although Distant Drums was the first known use of the sound, Burtt named it after "Pvt. Wilhelm", a minor character who emitted the same scream in the 1953 film The Charge at Feather River.

Clip Source: ace.mu.nu

Since then, it's been used in over 130 movies; Spielberg and Lucas use it an awful lot (and are responsible for the popularization of the kinda-cheesey scream).

Here's a compilation of many (but not nearly all) of its uses:

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Tags: movies, entertainment, funny, humor