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Hillary Clinton's Tall Tale Generator

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:54:55 GMT

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Hillary Clinton never thought Sinbad was funny, but she kept it to herself.

Hillary Clinton was on PT109 and actually saved Jack Kennedy's life. The Boys Club would have you think different.

Hillary Clinton not only WILL be ready on day one, she HAS been ready since day one, the first day A.D., when her destiny was foretold in the cries of the infant Christ.

Hillary Clinton vowed to hold them off, just get to the airlock!

Hillary Clinton ejected from her F-16 to install a water pump in an African village.

Hillary Clinton personally visited 80 countries and 7 planets during her time as First Lady.

Hillary Clinton saw good men die face down in the muck so you could burn that flag, hippie.

Hillary Clinton weathered the winter in Valley Forge.

Hillary Clinton para-glided into a lava chimney to accept the surrender of the Morlocks.

Hillary Clinton was on the corporate board of Wal-Mart to destroy them from the inside.

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FAILBLOG

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:58:18 GMT

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Clip Source: failblog.wordpress.com

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Who's a pretty naughty boy? Barney the foul-mouthed parrot

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:43:03 GMT

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clipper's remarks: "We have got another African Grey called Sunny who squawks 'shut up' at them when the swearing starts - but they don't take any notice."

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First he told the mayoress in rather forthright terms to go away.

Then Barney the swearing parrot used more Anglo-Saxon language on a vicar and two police officers.

But, worse still, he is now teaching his bad habits to two other birds at the wildlife sanctuary where he lives.

"I knew that Barney could swear but what has happened is shocking," said sanctuary owner Geoff Grewcock.

"He's been teaching the other two when we had our backs turned.

"It sounds like a builders' yard, with all the abuse flying about."

In 2005, Barney told the local mayoress to f*** off during a civic visit and then turned to two police officers and a vicar and added: "You can f*** off too, w******!"

Mr Grewcock said: "We have tried everything to get Barney to curb his language and now we have got another two to contend with.

"These birds can live until they are 70 so there are potentially another 60 years of this to contend with."

Tags: funny, humor, humour, birds, parrots