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Hippie Punching

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:12:50 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Do your part today.

If there's one thing I've realized over the past few years is that hippies are not being punched quite enough, and I think the recent incident with Berkeley and the Marines shows the problem of not enough hippie punching.

So what has led to this dearth in hippie punching? Breakdown in family structure? Loss of prayer in school? Increasing childhood obesity? Prevalence of non-violent videogames? Whatever the reason, I think we need to spend more time telling the next generation the importance of striking hippies in the face with a fist. No functional society has survived hippies running around unpunched, and America will be similarly doomed if we don't change our ways.

Our military is overseas killing terrorists -- the violent form of the hippie -- so they can't be here punching hippies for us. We have to do that ourselves.

Tags: culture, hippies, punch, humor

Women arrested in sex competition

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:21:40 GMT

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Clip Source: www.reuters.com

Women arrested in sex competition

ATHENS (Reuters) - Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday.

Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, were also charged in the incident, which took place at Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece, police said.

The women, who came to the popular resort on holiday, had been paid to take part in the competition, which was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet, police said.

The men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior.

In recent years, Laganas has established itself as one of Greece's most popular destinations for twenty-something holidaymakers and is known for its wild party scene.

The saga of a walrus and his bucket

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:01:57 GMT

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Hopefully They Didn’t Fly, Because Someone’s Walking Home

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:14:58 GMT

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Hopefully They Didn’t Fly, Because Someone’s Walking Home

Me: “Good morning, ma’am. How may I help you?”

Hotel Guest: ”I was charged for two movies last night that I did not watch.”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but unfortunately I can not adjust these movies off. They were completely viewed from beginning to end–both movies.”

Hotel Guest: ”That’s absurd, there’s no way I saw those movies last night. I was asleep. What are the movies that were watched?”

Me: “They’re adult movies, ma’am…”

Hotel Guest: *enraged* “I DID NOT WATCH ANY DIRTY MOVIES!”

Me: “Is there someone else in your room that may have ordered them?”

Hotel Guest: “It’s just me and my boyfriend…”

Me: *tight smile*

Hotel Guest: ”Oh. My. God. He ordered porn. We’re at a romantic getaway and he orders porn! I’m going to kill him!”

Tags: humor

Lovely Landscapes

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:22:00 GMT

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Clip Source: www.linkinn.com

Tags: photography, photo, nature

Bad Guys Get More Sex

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:22:24 GMT

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Clip Source: www.news.com.au

BAD boys really do get the girls, according to new research.

This week's New Scientist says two studies in the US have found that men with antisocial personality traits are more likely to have a prolific sex life.

The so-called 'dark triad' traits include impulsiveness, narcissism, thrill-seeking and deceitfulness, it says.

One of the studies, a survey of 35,000 people in 57 countries, found a clear link between dark triad traits and the reproductive success of males.

"It is universal across cultures for high dark triad scorers to be more active in short-term mating,'' David Schmitt, of Bradley University in the US, told New Scientist.

"They are more likely to try and poach other people's partners for a brief affair.''

Another study found that males who scored higher in the dark triad personality traits had a greater number of partners and a desire for short relationships.

Tags: or, maybe, more, bad, sex, eh

A new one on me

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:14:30 GMT

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clipper's remarks: In a related story thousands of teenage boys are transferring to this high school.

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Report: Gloucester Teens Had Pact To Get Pregnant

GLOUCESTER (WBZ) ― There's a stunning twist to the sudden rise in teen pregnancies at Gloucester High School. 17 students there are expecting and, according to a published report, most of them became that way on purpose.

The Greatest Prank Call Ever

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:27:39 GMT

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Aborted "Fetus" Speaks Out

Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:26:48 GMT

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Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

• Thirty years ago, Gianna Jessen's mother had an abortion when seven-and-a-half months pregnant.

The abortion failed and, 18 hours later, Gianna (pictured) was born alive.

She suffered cerebral palsy as a result of the botched abortion, yet has defied doctors' predictions that she would never walk.

In fact she has run a marathon, is an accomplished singer and writer and travels the world to campaign against abortion.

Her mother was 17 when she decided to have the abortion. Weighing 2lbs when she was born, she spent several months in hospital fighting for her life, before being placed in a foster home.

Her cerebral palsy, which was caused by her brain being starved of oxygen during the abortion, was diagnosed at 17 months old. Doctors said she would never be able to crawl or even sit-up unaided, much less stand or walk.

She said: "If abortion is about women's rights, then what were my rights?

Tags: science, health, abortion, pregnancy, women

Maybe this guy should give Clipmarks a try!

Sat, 24 May 2008 15:36:17 GMT

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clipper's remarks: I read this sentence and thought, "hmm, i know a place just like that."

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All I want to do is share crap with people, comment on stuff, and feel like part of a community, and maybe meet some new eccentrics - as fast and efficiently as possible.

Tags: web 2.0, clipmarks, friendfeed, social web

Set of 10 amazing photos

Tue, 20 May 2008 03:54:54 GMT

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clipper's remarks: 10th photo http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/217440037/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/

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MASTICATOR Spiritual Prothtetics

Thu, 22 May 2008 20:22:13 GMT

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Clip Source: www.takehitoetani.com

Masticator is a headgear with custommade electronics that gives audio visual feedback of chewing during meals. At each chew the device beeps and counts the chewing on the LED digital display. The number loops between 0 to 9 and does not add up.

One who wears the Masticator also becomes "The Masticator".

The Masticator occasionally visits restaurants such as McDonald's to chew slowly on hamburgers and fries in ritualistic manner.

Masticator (2005) pig rawhide, human bone, electronics

The circuit box and the LED digital display

Video

	Masticator demo Quicktime 10.8MB (1min37sec)

	Masticating Arby's Quicktime 18.7MB (2min25sec)

Tags: bizarre, weird, art, vegetarian

Baptist MegaChurch Minister Arrested In Kiddie-Sex Internet Sting In Texas

Sat, 17 May 2008 16:10:32 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Salvation. It's a wonderful thing.

Clip Source: www.star-telegram.com

A minister at a Dallas-area megachurch was charged with online solicitation of a minor after police said Friday he was caught in an Internet sex sting.

Undercover officers posing as a 13-year-old girl communicated with 52-year-old Joe Barron of Plano for about two weeks. The online conversations were sexual in nature, police said.

On May 6, Barron suggested meeting the girl in person. He eventually made the nearly 200-mile drive to Bryan on Thursday, where he was arrested.

Police said they found a web-cam and condoms in Barron's car.

Barron is a minister at Prestonwood Baptist Church, one of the largest churches in the country with 26,000 members and 40 ministers. Mike Buster, executive pastor, said in a statement that the church had no record or knowledge of previous improprieties or saw any inappropriate behavior in the 18 months Barron was on the church staff.

Barron is a minister to married adults.

The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 22:44:38 GMT

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clipper's remarks: The text in the article is hilarious.

Clip Source: www.cracked.com

#9.

Exodus 2:11-12

Moses, seen here, is about to murder the hell out of an unsuspecting Egyptian.

#8.

II Kings 2:23-24

Every year in Israel, divine-bear attacks kill over 500 children.

#7.

Ezekiel 23:19-20

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#6.

Judges 3:16-23

#5.

Numbers 16:23, 31-33

#4.

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

Perhaps, a little context helps. Just a couple of pages earlier, in Deuteronomy 23:1, we get this:

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#3.

Quote from: 1 Kings 18:24,38-40

You can raise all the intellectual challenges you want about faith and the origins of the universe, but at the end of the day, you have to worship the god who can set you on fire. It's common sense.

#2.

Judges 15:15-16

Samson tore apart the skull of a nearby dead donkey and grabbed one of these:

... Then killed a thousand men with it. A thousand.

Or, perhaps "donkey's jawbone" was mistranslated from the original Hebrew word for "minigun."

#1.

1 Samuel 18:25-27

What did Saul (the king at the time) want with 100 foreskins? Was he going to make a scarf?

Tags: humor, bible

I Can Haz LOLCATS ??!!1!!??

Fri, 09 May 2008 02:08:49 GMT

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Tags: humor, cats, lolcats