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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | CrazyRedHead's Comments</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/CrazyRedHead/comments/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/CrazyRedHead/comments/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Pope: Church’s contraception teaching is only way to understand human sexuality</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/23B002B5-9033-4A74-B71B-07429B718EF4/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Efrain+Alvarado/"&gt;Efrain Alvarado&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/new.php?n=13972" title="http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/new.php?n=13972"&gt;www.catholicnewsagency.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Efrain Alvarado/512/38ED1333-217F-4EA3-B8C7-00B37BED3D3C.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="noticia_byline"&gt;Vatican City, Oct 3, 2008 / 05:20 pm (&lt;A  href="http://www.catholicnewsagency.com"&gt;CNA&lt;/A&gt;)&lt;/SPAN&gt;.- Marking the 40th anniversary of “Humane Vitae,” Pope Benedict XVI has sent a message to the president of the John Paul II Institute for Studies on Marriage and the Family, in which he praises the Church’s teaching on contraception as the only way to understand the truth about human sexuality.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;That important document, writes Pope Benedict, "deals with one of the essential aspects of the vocation of marriage, and of the specific path to sanctity deriving therefrom. In fact, the married couple, having received the gift of love, are called in their turn to give themselves to one another unreservedly." &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Noting that the “possibility of procreating a new human life is inherent to the complete giving of the spouses," Pope Benedict explains that contraception seeks to “deny the intimate truth of married love." &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/catholic/" rel="tag"&gt;catholic&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/church/" rel="tag"&gt;church&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/contraceptive/" rel="tag"&gt;contraceptive&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pope/" rel="tag"&gt;pope&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sex/" rel="tag"&gt;sex&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/new.php?n=13972</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:03:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Obama File</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/962F6532-C361-4E0C-B731-0FA3AFCBDD83/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/CrazyRedHead/"&gt;CrazyRedHead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  A wealth of information, much of it contradicting things the Obama campaign would have you believe. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://theobamafile.com/" title="http://theobamafile.com/"&gt;theobamafile.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/FF9A1AB1-33D8-4509-96B8-9C5B7FDA2610.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;
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						&lt;B&gt;&lt;A href="http://theobamafile.com/ObamaWife.htm" linkindex="22" set="yes"&gt;&lt;FONT color="#000000"&gt;The Wife&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="1"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
			&lt;/FONT&gt;Barack Hussein Obama&lt;BR /&gt;
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			A&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Verdana"&gt; privileged&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="2"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Verdana"&gt; 
			African-American, who has not shared the black American experience&lt;BR /&gt;
			B&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Verdana"&gt;y birth, blood and training, a Muslim, 
			who has been a member of a Black-African church for 20 years&lt;BR /&gt;
			&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Verdana"&gt;A socialist whose 
			politics are rooted in Marx and whose tactics were conceived by 
			Alinsky&lt;BR /&gt;
			A master at shaping his own 
			mythology and completely unqualified to be Commander in Chief&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/politics/" rel="tag"&gt;politics&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/obama/" rel="tag"&gt;obama&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lies/" rel="tag"&gt;lies&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/election/" rel="tag"&gt;election&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://theobamafile.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:40:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Women arrested in sex competition</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2B459B45-C05A-461B-ABBE-1DA959FA5C68/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Socratoad/"&gt;Socratoad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN1441724120080714" title="http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN1441724120080714"&gt;www.reuters.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Women arrested in sex competition&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;ATHENS (Reuters) - Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday.&lt;SPAN id="midArticle_byline"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, were also charged in the incident, which took place at Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece, police said.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The women, who came to the popular resort on holiday, had been paid to take part in the competition, which was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet, police said.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" 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/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/willhelm/512/56D32FDF-3A0C-4A91-A75C-42871EC60D90.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/willhelm/512/49DE9190-245C-4080-B9AD-408213D30F8A.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/willhelm/512/A5FE3A8D-CAE5-4EA5-8B67-745CB2926358.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.thisisnotporno.com/index2.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:01:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Hopefully They Didn’t Fly, Because Someone’s Walking Home</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/644C23B1-D92E-48BF-8367-A2BE1E25128D/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/swampfoxz/"&gt;swampfoxz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://notalwaysright.com/" title="http://notalwaysright.com/"&gt;notalwaysright.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3 class="storytitle"&gt;&lt;A rel="bookmark" href="http://notalwaysright.com/hopefully-they-didnt-fly-because-someones-walking-home/859"&gt;Hopefully They Didn’t Fly, Because Someone’s Walking Home&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Me:&lt;/STRONG&gt; “Good morning, ma’am. How may I help you?”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Hotel Guest:&lt;/STRONG&gt;  ”I was charged for two movies last night that I did not watch.”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Me:&lt;/STRONG&gt; “I’m sorry, ma’am, but unfortunately I can not adjust these movies off. They were completely viewed from beginning to end–both movies.”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Hotel Guest:&lt;/STRONG&gt; ”That’s absurd, there’s no way I saw those movies last night. I was asleep. What are the movies that were watched?”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Me:&lt;/STRONG&gt; “They’re &lt;EM&gt;adult&lt;/EM&gt; movies, ma’am…”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Hotel Guest:&lt;/STRONG&gt; &lt;EM&gt;*enraged*&lt;/EM&gt; “I DID NOT WATCH ANY DIRTY MOVIES!”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Me:&lt;/STRONG&gt; “Is there someone else in your room that may have ordered them?”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Hotel Guest:&lt;/STRONG&gt; “It’s just me and my boyfriend…”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Me:&lt;/STRONG&gt; &lt;EM&gt;*tight smile*&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Hotel Guest:&lt;/STRONG&gt; ”Oh. My. God. He ordered porn. We’re at a romantic getaway and he orders porn! I’m going to kill him!”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://notalwaysright.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:14:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A new one on me</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/78F29C41-0BA9-462F-A08C-6565E28BA219/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sillysam/"&gt;sillysam&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  In a related story thousands of teenage boys are transferring to this high school. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://wbztv.com/local/gloucester.high.school.2.751873.html" title="http://wbztv.com/local/gloucester.high.school.2.751873.html"&gt;wbztv.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Report: Gloucester Teens Had Pact To Get Pregnant&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
        
        

        

        
    
    
    
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    There's a stunning twist to the sudden rise in teen pregnancies at Gloucester High School. 17 students there are expecting and, according to a published report, most of them became that way on purpose. &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://wbztv.com/local/gloucester.high.school.2.751873.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:14:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bad Guys Get More Sex</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E840ED97-DDAE-4744-BFD0-71EB434D2A75/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/debbyski/"&gt;debbyski&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23883345-2,00.html?from=public_rss" title="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23883345-2,00.html?from=public_rss"&gt;www.news.com.au&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;BAD boys really do get the girls, according to new research.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;This week's &lt;EM&gt;New Scientist &lt;/EM&gt;says two studies in the US have found that men with antisocial personality traits are more likely to have a prolific sex life. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;The so-called 'dark triad' traits include impulsiveness, narcissism, thrill-seeking and 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style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Another study found that males who scored higher in the dark triad personality traits had a greater number of partners and a desire for short relationships. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/or/" rel="tag"&gt;or&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/maybe/" rel="tag"&gt;maybe&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/more/" rel="tag"&gt;more&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bad/" rel="tag"&gt;bad&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sex/" rel="tag"&gt;sex&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/eh/" rel="tag"&gt;eh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23883345-2,00.html?from=public_rss</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:22:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Greatest Prank Call Ever</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0AD796F6-83FF-44A8-A63A-625BF467A1EB/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/reimers/"&gt;reimers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI"&gt;www.youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:27:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Lovely Landscapes</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2754DD41-3E30-411C-85DE-2DBD60123DAD/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/CrazyRedHead/"&gt;CrazyRedHead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.linkinn.com/_Top_40_Prettiest_Pictures" title="http://www.linkinn.com/_Top_40_Prettiest_Pictures"&gt;www.linkinn.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/ACD71D2A-3F58-45C4-AD67-1022D49ABC7C.jpg" alt="Top 40 Prettiest Pictures" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" 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src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/0FF0F103-075C-4B41-8F6E-3D4459B400A8.jpg" alt="Top 40 Prettiest Pictures" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/2D2A9941-0D0D-4AF6-83A1-C0DD7BB37408.jpg" alt="Top 40 Prettiest Pictures" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photography/" rel="tag"&gt;photography&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photo/" rel="tag"&gt;photo&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nature/" rel="tag"&gt;nature&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.linkinn.com/_Top_40_Prettiest_Pictures</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:22:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Maybe this guy should give Clipmarks a try!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/4C32E634-77D2-4905-9ED9-75E6B1AFEB65/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/egoldstein/"&gt;egoldstein&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I read this sentence and thought, "hmm, i know a place just like that." &lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/happy.gif?r=2" style="margin-bottom: -4px;" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.webomatica.com/wordpress/2008/05/23/keep-your-eyes-on-friendfeed-the-google-of-social-networks/" title="http://www.webomatica.com/wordpress/2008/05/23/keep-your-eyes-on-friendfeed-the-google-of-social-networks/"&gt;www.webomatica.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;All I want to do is share crap with people, comment on stuff, and feel like part of a community, and maybe meet some new eccentrics - as fast and efficiently as possible. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web+2.0/" rel="tag"&gt;web 2.0&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/clipmarks/" rel="tag"&gt;clipmarks&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/friendfeed/" rel="tag"&gt;friendfeed&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/social+web/" rel="tag"&gt;social web&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.webomatica.com/wordpress/2008/05/23/keep-your-eyes-on-friendfeed-the-google-of-social-networks/</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 15:36:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>MASTICATOR Spiritual Prothtetics</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/16532CEF-3853-4F89-BEC6-4BC836F50BA6/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/redbone/"&gt;redbone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.takehitoetani.com/masticator.html" title="http://www.takehitoetani.com/masticator.html"&gt;www.takehitoetani.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="1" face="Verdana" color="#666666"&gt;Masticator 
                    is a headgear with custommade electronics that gives audio 
                    visual feedback of chewing during meals. At each chew the 
                    device beeps and counts the chewing on the LED digital display. 
                    The number loops between 0 to 9 and does not add up. &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="1" face="Verdana" color="#666666"&gt;One who wears 
                    the Masticator also becomes "The Masticator". &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/redbone/512/95928A55-432F-4911-B54C-BF0BBD4B0C99.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="1" face="Verdana" color="#666666"&gt;The Masticator 
                    occasionally visits restaurants such as McDonald's to chew 
                    slowly on hamburgers and fries in ritualistic manner. &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/redbone/512/3CF726F6-A2F4-42B6-846F-F8A7E6C48D04.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD valign="top"&gt;&lt;FONT size="1" face="Verdana" color="#666666"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Masticator 
                                  (2005)&lt;/STRONG&gt; pig rawhide, human bone, electronics&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/redbone/512/3713F7B7-7671-49F4-9F43-8729E6471C3B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="1" face="Verdana" color="#666666"&gt;The 
                                  circuit box and the LED digital display&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;TABLE width="100%" height="281" border="0"&gt;
                                    &lt;TBODY&gt;&lt;TR&gt; 
                                      &lt;TD height="20"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana" color="#ffffff"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Video&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
                                      &lt;TD&gt; &lt;/TD&gt;
                                    &lt;/TR&gt;
                                    &lt;TR&gt; 
                                      &lt;TD width="40%" height="20"&gt; &lt;/TD&gt;
                                      &lt;TD width="52%"&gt; &lt;/TD&gt;
                                    &lt;/TR&gt;
                                    &lt;TR&gt; 
                                      &lt;TD height="20"&gt; &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.takehitoetani.com/masti/masti_demo_web.mov"&gt;&lt;IMG width="72" height="72" border="0" src="http://www.takehitoetani.com/thumb/masti_front.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
                                      &lt;TD&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="1" face="Verdana" color="#666666"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Masticator 
                                          demo&lt;/STRONG&gt; Quicktime&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
                                        &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="1" face="Verdana" color="#666666"&gt;10.8MB &lt;FONT size="-2"&gt;(1min37sec)&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
                                    &lt;/TR&gt;
                                    &lt;TR&gt; 
                                      &lt;TD height="20"&gt; &lt;/TD&gt;
                                      &lt;TD&gt; &lt;/TD&gt;
                                    &lt;/TR&gt;
                                    &lt;TR&gt; 
                                      &lt;TD height="20"&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.takehitoetani.com/masti/arbys_short.mov"&gt;&lt;IMG width="72" height="72" border="0" src="http://www.takehitoetani.com/thumb/AttackingArbysG.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
                                      &lt;TD&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="1" face="Verdana" color="#666666"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Masticating 
                                          Arby's&lt;/STRONG&gt; Quicktime&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
                                        &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="1" face="Verdana" color="#666666"&gt;18.7MB &lt;FONT size="-2"&gt;(2min25sec)&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
                                    &lt;/TR&gt;
                                    &lt;TR&gt;
                                      &lt;TD height="20"&gt; &lt;/TD&gt;
                                      &lt;TD&gt; &lt;/TD&gt;
                                    &lt;/TR&gt;
                                    &lt;TR&gt;
                                      &lt;TD height="20"&gt; &lt;/TD&gt;
                                      &lt;TD&gt;&lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt;
                                      &lt;/TD&gt;
                                    &lt;/TR&gt;
                                  &lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bizarre/" rel="tag"&gt;bizarre&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/weird/" rel="tag"&gt;weird&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/art/" rel="tag"&gt;art&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/vegetarian/" rel="tag"&gt;vegetarian&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.takehitoetani.com/masticator.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 20:22:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Set of 10 amazing photos</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/5A6CA19F-4DFB-4225-9F16-F20D5BF838A8/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/amgumen/"&gt;amgumen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  10th photo &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/217440037/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/217440037/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877&lt;/a&gt;/ &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/2035748576/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/" title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/2035748576/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/"&gt;www.flickr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/amgumen/512/A5AF4077-0450-461E-A0EE-FE059124DC89.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/953669278/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/" title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/953669278/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/"&gt;www.flickr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/amgumen/512/4D4E2281-27BB-48BB-9D33-A7FB009A3DFF.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/182191565/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/" title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/182191565/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/"&gt;www.flickr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/amgumen/512/AF930637-265A-438F-B045-0B128FD21310.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/529110230/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/" title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/529110230/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/"&gt;www.flickr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/amgumen/512/60960326-F1EE-4C72-81AE-A6630E93C030.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/277010729/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/" title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/277010729/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/"&gt;www.flickr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/amgumen/512/17EAAA4C-FFBD-4ED3-8713-BDAED848E450.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/204476471/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/" title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/204476471/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/"&gt;www.flickr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/amgumen/512/44075416-4E4C-43EA-95B5-18EC47787253.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/211239773/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/" title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/211239773/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/"&gt;www.flickr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/amgumen/512/6EDC4B68-E45D-4551-9D71-FC95150BD83F.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/2117327319/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/" title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/2117327319/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/"&gt;www.flickr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/amgumen/512/2D2DF173-B969-43B9-84C6-37E2028926BA.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/300341306/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/" title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/300341306/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/"&gt;www.flickr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/amgumen/512/85DE63CB-BA90-4FE9-8799-993FBE039129.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/2035748576/sizes/l/in/set-72057594049344877/</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 03:54:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Baptist MegaChurch Minister Arrested In Kiddie-Sex Internet Sting In Texas</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/91E88BA7-8509-47AC-AFDA-514AB60F3098/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Salvation. It's a wonderful thing. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.star-telegram.com/804/story/647789.html" title="http://www.star-telegram.com/804/story/647789.html"&gt;www.star-telegram.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;A minister at a Dallas-area megachurch was charged with online solicitation of a minor after police said Friday he was caught in an Internet sex sting.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Undercover officers posing as a 13-year-old girl communicated with 52-year-old Joe Barron of Plano for about two weeks. The online conversations were sexual in nature, police said.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;On May 6, Barron suggested meeting the girl in person. He eventually made the nearly 200-mile drive to Bryan on Thursday, where he was arrested. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Police said they found a web-cam and condoms in Barron's car.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Barron is a minister at Prestonwood Baptist Church, one of the largest churches in the country with 26,000 members and 40 ministers. Mike Buster, executive pastor, said in a statement that the church had no record or knowledge of previous improprieties or saw any inappropriate behavior in the 18 months Barron was on the church staff.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Barron is a minister to married adults.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.star-telegram.com/804/story/647789.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 16:10:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/4A52BB6D-D7DD-4818-98AB-634175829151/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/benad/"&gt;benad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  The text in the article is hilarious. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html" title="http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html"&gt;www.cracked.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV id="Title_box"&gt;
&lt;DIV class="Title"&gt;#9.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class="Title2"&gt;Exodus 2:11-12&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/benad/512/E7C4260D-EB49-4CC3-A3A0-F985CF057F37.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;
&lt;IMG src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/badass2.jpg" /&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;FONT size="1"&gt;Moses, seen here, is about to murder the hell out of an unsuspecting Egyptian.&lt;/FONT&gt;
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV id="Title_box"&gt;
&lt;DIV class="Title"&gt;#8.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class="Title2"&gt;II Kings 2:23-24&lt;/DIV&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="1"&gt;Every year in Israel, divine-bear attacks kill over 500 children.&lt;/FONT&gt;
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&lt;DIV class="Title"&gt;#7.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class="Title2"&gt;Ezekiel 23:19-20&lt;/DIV&gt;
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&lt;DIV class="Title"&gt;#6.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class="Title2"&gt;Judges 3:16-23&lt;/DIV&gt;
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&lt;DIV class="Title"&gt;#5.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class="Title2"&gt;Numbers 16:23, 31-33&lt;/DIV&gt;
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&lt;DIV class="Title"&gt;#4.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class="Title2"&gt;
Deuteronomy 25:11-12&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/benad/512/2AB20928-EE9C-4BCE-A743-9E6051B1B770.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Perhaps, a little context helps. Just a couple of pages earlier, in Deuteronomy 23:1, we get this:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/benad/512/1F54C9E5-0CE8-4615-AC94-97436F155216.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_p3.html" title="http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_p3.html"&gt;www.cracked.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV id="Title_box"&gt;
&lt;DIV class="Title"&gt;#3.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class="Title2"&gt;Quote from: 1 Kings 18:24,38-40&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/benad/512/4F548518-B07E-4880-A441-BCEEC91AA9CA.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;You can raise all the intellectual challenges you want about faith and the origins of the universe, but at the end of the day, you have to worship the god who can set you on fire. It's common sense.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV id="Title_box"&gt;
&lt;DIV class="Title"&gt;#2.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class="Title2"&gt;Judges 15:15-16&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/benad/512/8619639D-E391-4853-ACA2-EE4FEEDDD24B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Samson tore apart the skull of a nearby dead donkey and grabbed one of these:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/benad/512/6564C65B-4C35-43F7-9FEC-E84BA9119A3A.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
... Then killed a thousand men with it. A &lt;EM&gt;thousand&lt;/EM&gt;.
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Or, perhaps "donkey's jawbone" was mistranslated from the original Hebrew word for "minigun."
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&lt;DIV class="Title"&gt;#1.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class="Title2"&gt;1 Samuel 18:25-27&lt;/DIV&gt;
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What did Saul (the king at the time) want with 100 foreskins?  Was he going to make a scarf?
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