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List of Weird Band Names

Tue, 20 May 2008 16:55:40 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Bad taste warning - some of the names I didn't clip are hard core...

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57 Lesbian
1,200,000 Dead Tibetians
2000 Flushes
3D House of Beef

[ a ]

A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce

Adolph Hitler's Nipples

Alcoholocaust

Aggressive Crotch Display

Anus The Menace

Aquarium Rescue Unit

Armageddon Dildos

[ b ]

The Bambi Molesters

Barenaked Ladies

The Bastard Sons of Eddie Haskel

Bulimia Banquet

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Cameltoe

Cindy Brady's Lisp

Crosseyed Chicken

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Dairy Queen Empire

Demon Barf

Don Knotts Overdrive

Dumpster Juice

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Elvis Hitler

Exploding White Mice

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Fabulous Pimps

Flaming Anus

Flopping Bodybags

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Gangsta Bitch Barbie

God's Girlfriend

Goldfish Don't Bounce

Grim Skunk

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Halo of Flies

Hairy Buzzard Gizzards

Hairy Conniption Fit

The Hairy Eyeballs

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

Hostile Amish

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Impotent Porn Stars

Iowa Beef Experience

Iron Prostate

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Jesus Chrysler Supercar

Joey Tampon and The Toxic Shocks

Johnny Vomit

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Linoleum Blownapart

Lipstick Sandwich

Lubricated Goat

Lung Mustard

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Mentally Retarded Cows

Mighty Sphincter

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Naugahyde Chihuahuas

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Rats of Unusual Size

Rugburns

Tags: humor, humour, music, sex, bizarre

The Stuff of Nightmares!

Mon, 19 May 2008 04:15:19 GMT

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clipper's remarks: ...25 seconds of ...eeeEEEKKK !!!!!!!!!

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Screaming Frog - Exclusive!

Tags: frog, weird, nature, animals, omg, horror, bizarre

“Show me yours, I’ll show you mine…”

Sun, 18 May 2008 14:22:35 GMT

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clipper's remarks: From the ‘Sex under the burka’ department…

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Saudi wants divorce after husband lifts her veil

Never showed her face in 30 years of marriage

A 50-year-old Saudi woman asked for divorce after her husband lifted her face veil while she was sleeping, local press reported.

For 30 years, the wife said she never showed her face to her husband in conformity with the tradition of her native village near the south western Saudi city of Khamis Mushayt.

“After all these years, he tries to commit such a big mistake,” the wife told Saudi newspaper Al-Riyadh, after she left the house in total disbelief.

She said the husband apologized and promised never to do it again.

This is not the first case of husbands who have not seen their wives’ faces in decades.

In the past Al Arabiya has reported the case of Ali al-Qahtani, whose wife had been wearing the face veil for the entire ten years of their marrage. When he tried to take it off, she threatened to leave and only decided to stay after he swore never to try again.

Tags: religion, arab, islam, idiots, sex

Her First Home Run

Sun, 18 May 2008 13:54:06 GMT

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clipper's remarks: If you love children, baseball or heroes, you have to see this.

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A really sweet story.

Tags: children, baseball, heroes

Fry This Up

Sun, 18 May 2008 02:05:50 GMT

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clipper's remarks: ICK.

Clip Source: www.telegraph.co.uk

The bizarre discovery was made by a doctor in Darwin as he made dinner earlier this week.

Peter Beaumont broke open an egg and was shocked to find a dead gecko inside. “I was cracking the eggs into a pan when I noticed one of them was all cloudy. I looked at the shell and saw a tiny gecko,” he said.

The lizard could not have entered the egg after it was cracked open because it was embedded between the interior of the shell and the egg’s membrane, he said.

Dr Beaumont believes the lizard climbed into the chicken’s bottom, perhaps to feed on an embryo, before dying and becoming cocooned in the developing egg.

Dr Beaumont, 60, the president of the Australian Medical Association in the Northern Territory, said his unusual find could be a world first.

He has handed the remains of the egg to health authorities who will try to work out exactly how the gecko got inside the egg.

The Australian Egg Corporation said it had never heard of such a case before.

Tags: animals, nature, anomalies, weird

Obamaniac Behavior Cycle Explained

Sun, 18 May 2008 01:29:44 GMT

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Clip Source: news.lavenderliberal.com

The Obama thugs have fanned out over the blogosphere to try to sway Clinton supporters over to the dark side

Notice the way their comments on various blogs start out sounding somewhat peaceful and then BAM!, they hit you with an insult like, “I’m hoping that you guys will come to your senses.”

Nearly any person who supports Hillary Clinton has dealt with this bullying from the Obama thugs in one way or another.

Below are just a few of the many good folks who aren’t buying the latest transparent suck-up attempt

What’s Democracy Got to Do With It?
Liberal Rapture

Let Me Explain to Obamazoids Why We Don’t Care To Hear From You
No Quarter

Why I will not vote for Obama even if he’s the nominee — and why you shouldn’t either
Reclusive Leftist

What is going on with the “party?”
Angry for a Reason

Why Clinton supporters are turned off by Obama
1st Republic 14th Star

Tags: obama, politics, election

Woman Says Joyriding Grandson, 7, Beat Her Up

Sun, 18 May 2008 00:51:46 GMT

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clipper's remarks: O..M...G.

Clip Source: www.wpbf.com

A 7-year-old boy who took his grandmother's car on a joyride last month has been taken for a mental health evaluation after he allegedly beat her up inside a South Florida Wal-Mart

Latarian Milton told WPBF on April 28 that he took his grandmother's Dodge Durango on a joyride

"I wanted to do it because it's fun. It's fun to do bad things," Milton said. "I wanted to do hood-rat stuff for my friend."

the boy and a friend drove several miles

during rush hour before finally coming to a crashing halt

Milton ran over two mailboxes, hit two parked cars in a Costco parking lot and struck two moving cars

Milton's grandmother, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that the 7-year-old took his mischievous activities to a new level Monday when she said he beat her up inside a Lake Park Wal-Mart.

the problem began when Milton asked his grandmother for some chicken wings. When she refused, Milton walked over over to the counter and ordered them

Milton hit her stomach, legs and "wherever he could reach me."

Tags: children, crime, florida, idiots, juvenile delinquent

What Went Wrong, Hillary?

Sat, 17 May 2008 02:33:04 GMT

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clipper's remarks: "The exclusive story of Hillary's fall, as told by the high-level advisors, staffers, fundraisers, and on-the-ground organizers who lived it."

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we asked (begged, really) a range of Hillarylanders for their up-close and personal lists of "What Went Wrong?"

"Devastating vulnerabilities such as Obama's associations with Wright and Ayers were not unearthed by the campaign's vaunted research team in time to be fully taken advantage of--despite being readily available in the public domain."

The campaign inexplicably wrote off many states entirely, allowing Obama to create the lead of 100+ delegates that he has today.

We would just cringe. Ugh. Such an out-of-touch corporate run kind of campaign--exactly what you'd expect from Mark Penn.

Bill's] behavior that started off in Iowa, carried on in New Hampshire, and culminated in South Carolina really was the beginning of the end.

"There was financial mismanagement bordering on fraud. A candidate who raised more than a quarter of a billion dollars over the years had to pump in millions more of her own money to stave off bankruptcy."

PROBLEMS WITH THE CANDIDATE

Tags: hillary, clinton, politics, election, idiots

“Bleedin’ Demised” for 55 million years

Fri, 16 May 2008 11:54:44 GMT

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Clip Source: www.timesonline.co.uk

Monty Python’s parrot may have been “bleedin’ demised” when that sketch was performed in 1969, but an unlikely discovery suggests that it was once alive and well.

The “Norwegian blue” that Michael Palin claimed was not dead, but simply “shagged out following a prolonged squawk”, may not have been such a ridiculous invention as the comedians intended.

David Waterhouse, a palaeontologist from Norfolk, believes that he has identified the oldest known parrot fossil and, at the same time, proved that the birds once lived considerably farther north than was previously thought.

Although the bird has been officially named Mopsitta tanta, Dr Waterhouse has nicknamed it the Danish blue, a tribute to its fictional Norwegian counterpart in the Python routine, which has been voted Britain’s best-loved alternative comedy sketch.

This parrot shuffled off its mortal coil around 55 million years ago, but the fjords of Norway were formed during the last Ice Age and are less than a million years old.

Tags: monty python, humour, humor, uk, parrot

Mom dog nurses kittens in shelter

Wed, 14 May 2008 14:41:16 GMT

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Tags: animals, dogs, cats, awww, cute

Invasion of the Giant Burmese Pythons !!!

Mon, 12 May 2008 21:19:14 GMT

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clipper's remarks: "Once they hit the sugar cane fields [around Lake Okeechobee], it's definitely a lost cause," due to the large rat population there... "It's already a lost cause."

Clip Source: www.foxnews.com

An American alligator and a Burmese python locked in a struggle to prevail in Everglades National Park.

As if killer bees and kudzu weren't enough, the southern United States may soon have another invasive species to contend with — giant Burmese pythons capable of swallowing deer and alligators whole.

Approximately 30,000 of the big snakes, which can reach 30 feet and 200 pounds, already live wild in Florida's Everglades, thanks to thick-headed pet owners who've released them into the swamps when they've grown too large to keep at home.

the big beasts, which are not poisonous and rarely attack humans, could live happily in the entire southern third of the country

n 2004, wildlife researchers found a gory tableau in the Everglades — a 13-foot python had swallowed a six-foot alligator whole. Then the snake's abdomen burst open, killing it and leaving both animals forever conjoined in reptilian mutually assured destruction.

Tags: animals, snakes, nature, environment, florida

Endangered parrots born in captivity reproduce in wild

Sun, 11 May 2008 15:59:54 GMT

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Clip Source: www.cnn.com

Endangered scarlet macaws born in captivity are reproducing in the wild for the first time on Costa Rica's southern Pacific coast.

The ZooAve Center for the Rescue of Endangered Species has released 100 of the birds into the wild in the past decade. But biologists didn't spot offspring until last year,

Since then, they have recorded 22 chicks born in the wild, and four more scarlet macaw couples have laid eggs

The parrots once occupied all of Costa Rica. But hunting and poaching dramatically cut their population, and they are now found only in two national parks along the coast.

The parrots, which live up to 80 years, can start reproducing at age 7.

Many parrots in the breeding program were confiscated by environmental authorities or turned in by their former owners. Some can't leave the sanctuary because they don't know how to survive in the wild.

"Many don't even know how to feed themselves," Fournier said.

Tags: animals, birds, nature

Ugly Overload!!

Sat, 10 May 2008 22:34:43 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Sick of the adorable kittehs at Cute Overload? Take a walk on the dark side over at Ugly Overload.

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Puggle Pictures

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bat photos

Why does each of them look like they are caught between a sneeze and laughing?

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Mystery Fish

The fishermen who caught it thought they had captured an alien

But since it didn't appear to be a threat, they went ahead and ate it anyway

I would love to get inside the mind of a man who believes he has captured an alien and then decides to eat it.

Clip Source: uglyoverload.blogspot.com

Oversized Uglies

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Hamadryas baboon

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Ugly Runs Strong

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Peruvian Hairless Dog.

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Tags: animals, nature, humor

It's a bird, it's a beaver...it's a platypus

Sat, 10 May 2008 14:18:04 GMT

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clipper's remarks: "Ever since it was discovered by bemused European explorers in Australia 200 years ago, the mammal has fascinated schoolchildren and baffled scientists."

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

If you need evidence that God - or Evolution - has a sense of humour, look no further than the duck-billed platypus.

The oddest creature ever to grace on the planet, the platypus lays eggs like a bird, produces milk like a cow and releases snake-like venom from its ankles.

A cross between a beaver and a duck, it has the tail of a beaver, the webbed feet of an otter and an enormous bird-like bill.

Now, in a move that is shedding light on the evolution of the platypus and all mammals, including humans, scientists have decoded its DNA for the first time.

The findings confirm that the species is a cobbled together mix of reptile, bird and mammal and could even lead to the development of new drugs base on chemicals in the creature's milk and venom.

The creature's milk contains antimicrobial chemicals which protect young from infection.

Research into the creatures' venom could also lead to new painkillers

Mammals, such as humans, have two sex chromosomes that determine gender. The platypus has 10.

Tags: animals, platypus, australia, nature, science

I Can Haz LOLCATS ??!!1!!??

Fri, 09 May 2008 02:08:49 GMT

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Clip Source: icanhascheezburger.com

Tags: humor, cats, lolcats