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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | Cielerella's clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/sort/latest-comments/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/sort/latest-comments/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Pulitzer Prize Photo of Horror</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/446DDD6D-7152-4951-A860-CFB958E6F01A/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Kevin Carter took this photo of a starving baby stalked by a vulture, then walked away. 3 months later he committed suicide, as well he should have for being such a HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/149/354023520_4cd4c4def1_o.jpg" title="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/149/354023520_4cd4c4def1_o.jpg"&gt;farm1.static.flickr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Cielerella/512/68504978-56E7-45D3-A733-9C765A727424.jpg" alt="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/149/354023520_4cd4c4def1_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photography/" rel="tag"&gt;photography&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/death/" rel="tag"&gt;death&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/horror/" rel="tag"&gt;horror&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/human+rights/" rel="tag"&gt;human rights&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hunger/" rel="tag"&gt;hunger&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://farm1.static.flickr.com/149/354023520_4cd4c4def1_o.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 20:38:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Best Flash Animation 2006</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/FB593FEE-F1AA-4C0C-8E68-F05744DF1FD3/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Very well done. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://video.stumbleupon.com/" title="http://video.stumbleupon.com/"&gt;video.stumbleupon.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/flash/" rel="tag"&gt;flash&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/animation/" rel="tag"&gt;animation&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://video.stumbleupon.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 22:22:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Homemade Anti Gravity</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9FD3B542-9E33-448E-BCCE-4BBAA2D14F09/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/448034/secret_science_anti_gravity_revealed_homemade/" title="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/448034/secret_science_anti_gravity_revealed_homemade/"&gt;www.metacafe.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/science/" rel="tag"&gt;science&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.metacafe.com/watch/448034/secret_science_anti_gravity_revealed_homemade/</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:38:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Watch Rats Laugh When Tickled</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/AD3B7347-B1A6-4433-AA11-FADDB35F7356/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/So-then-we-decided-to-tickle-the-rats-" title="http://www.videosift.com/video/So-then-we-decided-to-tickle-the-rats-"&gt;www.videosift.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/animals/" rel="tag"&gt;animals&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.videosift.com/video/So-then-we-decided-to-tickle-the-rats-</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 00:08:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Tech Support - Lordthor, this is for you :D</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9E4A0D2E-6C3C-4E7C-B655-AC231ADFF647/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://saintgasoline.com/2007/02/09/tech-support/" title="http://saintgasoline.com/2007/02/09/tech-support/"&gt;saintgasoline.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Cielerella/512/B357338A-07BD-422C-A6BD-C0244FC322AC.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/technology/" rel="tag"&gt;technology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://saintgasoline.com/2007/02/09/tech-support/</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:33:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Toilet Seat Restaurant</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D719806A-1BFC-47E7-92E7-AB5DE3C60298/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.thecoolhunter.net/" title="http://www.thecoolhunter.net/"&gt;www.thecoolhunter.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="100%" class="contentheading-home"&gt;
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						W'DUCK - dining on a toilet seat					&lt;/A&gt;
						
									&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Cielerella/512/5BDB7A8F-7C19-4BEE-988C-8CE759B729D8.jpg" alt="Image" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Cielerella/512/6F89EDBF-2B68-4BBD-B54E-95821C626652.jpg" alt="Image" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Do you mind sitting on the toilet while you dine? Or wiping your mouth with toilet paper? Don’t bother showing up at &lt;A mce_href="http://www.wduck.com.pt" target="_blank" href="http://www.wduck.com.pt"&gt;W’Duck&lt;/A&gt;
in Motosinhos if you need to think about your answer. Since December
2006, W’Duck has occupied the old Sapataria Concalve space at 245
Avenida da República in this small port town.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/weird/" rel="tag"&gt;weird&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.thecoolhunter.net/</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:32:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Woman Kills Boyfriend With iPod</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/17977C9B-2D97-4040-9CB1-1AF94C7721ED/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  He musta been really weak to be bludgeoned to death by a girl with an iPod....&lt;br/&gt;I can SO see her goin' off on him for erasing all her torrented music! ROFL &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rumormill/ipod_killing.html" title="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rumormill/ipod_killing.html"&gt;www.liquidgeneration.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;iPod Used In Domestic Homicide &lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE (HLN) - A Memphis woman was arrested 
                and charged with first-degree murder after she bludgeoned her 
                boyfriend to death with an iPod. &lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
                According to law officers, Mathers was hysterical when police 
                arrived and told them that she killed her boyfriend only after 
                he accused her of illegally downloading music and erased about 
                2,000 of her MP3s. Mathers complained that it took 3 months to 
                build her music collection.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
                “It took him a while to die,” Dr. Klamut said. “She 
                must have stabbed him 40 to 80 times with that iPod. His death 
                was not instantaneous, that’s for sure” &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/news/" rel="tag"&gt;news&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/murder/" rel="tag"&gt;murder&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rumormill/ipod_killing.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:52:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>High Speed Camera: Lighter</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B29FD121-FCB4-4B9E-91F7-BDDA9B1EA7CF/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This is cool to me. Ooooh something shiny! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPP7WLuZVUk&amp;eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo%2Estumbleupon%2Ecom%2F" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPP7WLuZVUk&amp;eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo%2Estumbleupon%2Ecom%2F"&gt;www.youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/video/" rel="tag"&gt;video&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fire/" rel="tag"&gt;fire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPP7WLuZVUk&amp;eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo%2Estumbleupon%2Ecom%2F</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 22:44:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Keith Richards Snorted His Dad</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/82FCE5FB-6B69-4DE6-8DD0-E4365BBA08F3/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Rolling Stones member is insane... click link for more of his bizarre confessions. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://music.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,2049699,00.html" title="http://music.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,2049699,00.html"&gt;music.guardian.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Cielerella/512/A1414E44-F150-4195-889E-9BA442601693.jpg" alt="Keith Richards performs at Twickenham with The Rolling Stones as part of their A Bigger Bang world tour." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a shit. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Richards himself had yet another brush with death last year when he had a fall on holiday in Fiji. It had been overplayed, he said; he was not climbing a coconut tree but sitting on a "shrub". But he did not play down the subsequent treatment. "I've been trepanned. That's quite an interesting experience, especially for my brain surgeon, who saw my thoughts flying around in my brain. I've got pictures of it, mate. They cut my head, brain, skull open, went in and pulled out the crap, and put some of it back again."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"I mean, shit, Keith Richards has got to do everything once."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/celebrity/" rel="tag"&gt;celebrity&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://music.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,2049699,00.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:04:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Hilarious Cat Rules - click link for more</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/305FEE86-C4AE-4BAD-AA05-088437AA88E9/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://thisisby.us/index.php/content/rules_for_my_cats" title="http://thisisby.us/index.php/content/rules_for_my_cats"&gt;thisisby.us&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Rule 1 - Somehow you two have gotten it into your heads that I like it when you stick your asshole in my face.  I am unsure of how you came up with this, but I really do not want to stare at your balloon knot.  Believe it or not, your ass smells like ass.  I do not enjoy smelling ass.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Rule 2 - When you see me napping on the couch, do not lie on my face.  I use that face for breathing.  Also, this usually leads to a violation of Rule 1.  &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Rule 3 - For the love of God, learn to keep your food down.  I don’t know which one of you it is, but quit puking on my bathroom rug.  My mind is not usually awake enough to avoid such mines early in the morning.  Cat vomit between the toes is one of the nastiest feelings in the world.  It’s just fucking gross.  Seriously.  &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://thisisby.us/index.php/content/rules_for_my_cats</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 00:12:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Shoving Porn In Panda's Face</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3FBFD28B-A6C6-4A90-AB52-3AE64C6080EF/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  So far it's not working, Chuang Chuang still isn't interested in sex. Maybe they need to discover his fetish? &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070327/ap_on_sc/odd_panda_porn" title="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070327/ap_on_sc/odd_panda_porn"&gt;news.yahoo.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;
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Zoo hopes porn will help pandas mate 

                &lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Cielerella/512/F93C7018-4CAE-462D-BFC9-6EB8D71F29D5.jpg" alt="Chuang Chuang, right, a giant panda looks at a video screen showing DVD of fellow pandas mating at Chiang Mai zoo in Chiang Mai province, northern Thailand Monday, March 26, 2007. In an effort to get the bear to mate with his female partner, Lin Hui, also at this zoo, the officials introduced DVD of other pandas mating to get the pair in the mood. The two pandas, Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui, were rented from China for US$250,000 in October 2003 for 10 years. (AP Photo/Wichai Taprieu)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
CHIANG MAI, Thailand - Chuang Chuang the panda has been spending his days in front of a big screen television watching panda porn.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Authorities at the Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand hope the images will encourage him to mate with his partner, Lin Hui, and serve as an instructional lesson in how to do it right.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/animals/" rel="tag"&gt;animals&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070327/ap_on_sc/odd_panda_porn</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 22:59:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Hug Shirt - Hug Your Loved One From Afar</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/54D53909-ADB4-477F-9C73-F9A492FB3214/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cutecircuit.com/now/projects/wearables/fr-hugs/" title="http://www.cutecircuit.com/now/projects/wearables/fr-hugs/"&gt;www.cutecircuit.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The Hug Shirt is a shirt that makes people send hugs over distance! Embedded in the shirt there are sensors that feel the strength of the touch, the skin warmth and the heartbeat rate of the sender and actuators that recreate the sensation of touch, warmth and emotion of the hug to the shirt of the distant loved one.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Cielerella/512/F3C946E2-6A9A-44EF-BD75-A6FD215D2B7C.jpg" alt="Time Hug Shirt image" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Cielerella/512/9FE3D55D-48AB-4AF4-8C39-A117DAE1F695.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/technology/" rel="tag"&gt;technology&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/clothing/" rel="tag"&gt;clothing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.cutecircuit.com/now/projects/wearables/fr-hugs/</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:26:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Man Decapitates Wife, Gets In Accident While Disposing Of Head. Head Rolls Onto Street</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/36C265B2-C0E0-44AE-A978-9ABE90CA4C1E/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  LOL!&lt;br/&gt;Way to keep your murder a secret dude! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.nwcn.com/statenews/idaho/stories/NW_061506IDNfatalcrashLJ.8b2408ca.html" title="http://www.nwcn.com/statenews/idaho/stories/NW_061506IDNfatalcrashLJ.8b2408ca.html"&gt;www.nwcn.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2 class="vitstoryheadline"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="vitstoryheadline"&gt;Severed head found at crash scene &lt;IMG border="0" src="http://www.nwcn.com/images/video-headlineicon.gif" /&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
      BOISE – Police trying to help victims in a head-on collision that killed 
      two people in Boise on Thursday morning came across a grisly discovery: 
      a severed head in the middle of the road.
    &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Cielerella/512/65FFF7A9-3FD4-4EF4-A188-3BA8F5D02EB4.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
      Police then searched Time's Nampa home, where they found the decapitated 
      body of his ex-wife, Theresa N. Time, 47, in a car in the garage.
    &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/news/" rel="tag"&gt;news&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/murder/" rel="tag"&gt;murder&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.nwcn.com/statenews/idaho/stories/NW_061506IDNfatalcrashLJ.8b2408ca.html</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 23:06:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C29CDF79-72A1-4DF1-8EE1-DAF0CEBD2994/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This cracks me up.&lt;br/&gt;So I share.&lt;br/&gt;Because I love you all.&lt;br/&gt;I really do.&lt;br/&gt;No, really. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/02/06/where-is-your-god-now-lemonlime-chaos/" title="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/02/06/where-is-your-god-now-lemonlime-chaos/"&gt;www.myconfinedspace.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Cielerella/512/BFE26698-7A5B-4520-8B73-7571159A9E78.jpg" alt="where-is-your-god-now.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/02/06/where-is-your-god-now-lemonlime-chaos/</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:34:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Scientists Create Chimera Sheep/Human</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/46E59B70-2522-43C5-8A3F-B6CDC70F5705/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Cielerella/"&gt;Cielerella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  For organ transplanting, but could go terribly wrong... &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=444436&amp;in_page_id=1770&amp;in_a_source=" title="http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=444436&amp;in_page_id=1770&amp;in_a_source="&gt;www.mailonsunday.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Now scientists create a sheep that's 15% human&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Cielerella/512/0B863262-E184-4467-B1BD-EEFEE41C2203.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Chimera: sheep have 15 per cent human cells and 85 per cent animal cells &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
Dr Patrick Dixon, an international lecturer on biological trends, warned: "Many silent viruses could create a biological nightmare in humans. Mutant animal viruses are a real threat, as we have seen with HIV."
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/science/" rel="tag"&gt;science&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=444436&amp;in_page_id=1770&amp;in_a_source=</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 22:16:55 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>