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Bad Analogies!

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 00:53:40 GMT

clipped by: UpStateMike
clipper's remarks: I kind of like a couple of them. These teachers are too tightassed! LOL

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The Worst Analogies
Ever Written in a High School Essay

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

Tags: english, umor, writing

Top 10 Sites For Web Designers

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 15:01:19 GMT

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Clip Source: tutorialblog.org

Top 10 Sites for Web Designers

Alistapart - One of the oldest published by Happy Cog, Alistapart always delivers indepth and though provoking articles.

Designers Talk - Web Design and Development forums

Vitamin - By Carsonsystems, Vitamin offers high quality content on web design and web2.0 from some of the biggest names in the business.

Design Meltdown - Covers the trends in web design, usefull blog split into categories for elements, techniques, colors etc.

UX Magazine - The user experience magazine, Well written site covering Strategy, Design, Technology and Information.

Design Feed - An RSS agregator of hundreds of different design-related feeds

Type For You - A Typgraphy blog

Pingmag -Tokyo based magazine about all kinds of Design

Digital Web Magazine - Articles for web professionals

9Rules Design - A community of high quality blogs about design

Smashing Magazine - Daily resources for web designers

Tags: website, resources, internet, domain

So you thought you knew everything

Sat, 30 Dec 2006 17:33:51 GMT

clipped by: janeg

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“Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand and “lollipop” with your right. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn’t you?)

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”. (Are you doubting this?)

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

There are only four words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You’re not doubting this, are you?)

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”(Yes, admit it, you are going to say . a e i o u)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.(All you typists are going to test this out)

A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A snail can sleep for three years.(I know some people that could do this too.)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon

If the population of Chinawalked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.(Good thing he did that)

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Fallsfroze completely solid.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Now you know everthing you need to know.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

Tags: humour

100 Keyboard shortcuts (Windows)

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:41:53 GMT

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100 Keyboard shortcuts (Windows)

CTRL+C (Copy)

CTRL+X (Cut)

CTRL+V (Paste)

CTRL+Z (Undo)

DELETE (Delete)

SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin)

CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item)

CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item)

F2 key (Rename the selected item)

CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word)

CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word)

CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph)

CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph)

CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Highlight a block of text)

SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text in a document)

CTRL+A (Select all)

ALT+ENTER (View the properties for the selected item)

F3 key (Search for a file or a folder)

ALT+F4 (Close the active item, or quit the active program)

ALT+ENTER (Display the properties of the selected object)

ALT+SPACEBAR (Open the shortcut menu for the active window)

CTRL+F4 (Close the active document in programs that enable you to have multiple documents open simultaneously)

ALT+TAB (Switch between the open items)

ALT+ESC (Cycle through items in the order that they had been opened)

F6 key (Cycle through the screen elements in a window or on the desktop)

F4 key (Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer)

SHIFT+F10 (Display the shortcut menu for the selected item)

ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the System menu for the active window)

CTRL+ESC (Display the Start menu)

ALT+Underlined letter in a menu name (Display the corresponding menu)

Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu (Perform the corresponding command)

F10 key (Activate the menu bar in the active program)

RIGHT ARROW (Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu)

LEFT ARROW (Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu)

Tags: cheatsheet, command, computer, computers, computing, geek, hacks, howto, key, keyboard, list, lists, microsoft, reference, shortcut, shortcuts, tech, technology, tips, tools, toread, typing, useful, windo

Open Source alternatives to well known software

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:23:18 GMT

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Find open source software alternatives to well-known commercial software

Find alternatives for Visio -> Dia, OpenOffice Draw or Kivio

Or for iTunes -> Amarok or Banshee

Check-out Microsoft Access, Photoshop or Norton Ghost on you own.

Recently added commercial software: PowerDVD and WS_FTP.

Our mission is to provide easy access to high quality open source alternatives to well-known commercial products. And remember that open source software is also a freeware alternative.

1. Dia
2. OpenLaszlo
3. OpenOffice Draw
4. Inkscape
5. Gimpshop
6. KompoZer
7. Skencil
8. CamStudio
9. Mozilla SeaMonkey
10. Scribus

1. Visio
2. Norton Ghost
3. Illustrator
4. Photoshop
5. Nero Burning Rom
6. Access
7. Dreamweaver
8. MSN Messenger
9. Premiere Pro
10. Money

Tags: open source, alternatives, software

How to Google MP3's

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 21:40:40 GMT

clipped by: Linda_Campbell

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Okay peeps, I’m sure most of you know how to use Limewire and Bittorrent these days. But, I’ll bet you haven’t used Google to perform a quick Mp3 search for the nagging song that’s been stuck in your head all day. The truth is that Google can be used to conduct a search for almost any file type, including Mp3s, PDFs, and videos. This functionality has been available for a long time, but most users haven’t caught on to it. So here’s a quick example of how to use Google to search for Mp3s. It’s like turning Google into the Napster of 2000.

The following is a Google search string for searching open web directories containing downloadable Nirvana music files. Substitute the term Nirvana in the search string for any other band of your liking. You can always bookmark the search result for future use.

-inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:”index of” +”last modified” +”parent directory” +description +size +(wma|mp3) “Nirvana”

With some very slight modifications the same search string can easily be used to search for ebooks in DOC and PDF format:

-inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:”index of” +”last modified” +”parent directory” +description +size +(pdf|doc) “george orwell 1984″

Or perhaps your looking for some specific video file:

-inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:”index of” +”last modified” +”parent directory” +description +size +(mpg|wmv) “towelie”

You can check the official Google Advanced Search Operators page for further details on editing this search string to meet your specific needs. Enjoy yourselves!

Now thry this http://www.briefli.com/ link it does exactly what we tought of doing above.

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Tags: google, mp3's, music, free stuff

Download usable Youtube videos

Sat, 02 Dec 2006 19:27:57 GMT

clipped by: n2sooners
clipper's remarks: Don't even have to download any software. Haven't extensively tested it yet, but it does look promising.

Clip Source: vixy.net

FLV Online Converter - ver.0.5.1202

Clip Source: vixy.homeip.net

URL (FLV file URL or web page*):

* Web page that embedded a YouTube Video.
* URL example:
- http://vixy.net/flv/vixy_net_podcaster_demo_director.flv
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=J7JmsMMIR4Y

You have used 0% of your bandwith for this one hour.

Details:

This service converts a FLV file (Youtube's movie,etc) to another format (AVI/MOV/MP4/MP3/3GP). The service is using a unique technologies (JP), and converts FLV to MPEG4 faster and losslessy than a typical transcoder.

When you submit an url, this service will download and convert the video format. Then you can download the converted file.

New!: FLV to MPEG4 Conveter engine is now OpenSource!

Tags: youtube, video, mp3, ipod

Hidden Program In Windows XP

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:40:09 GMT

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Hidden Program In Windows XP

Go to Start > Run > and type in eudcedit - this will open up a font editor - allowing you to design your own custom fonts and characters to be used in things like MS Word.

MS Microsoft Word Font Character Hidden Secret Program Windows XP

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Bad Analogies!

The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

Top 10 Sites For Web Designers

Top 10 Sites for Web Designers

So you thought you knew everything

100 Keyboard shortcuts (Windows)

100 Keyboard shortcuts (Windows)

Open Source alternatives to well known software

Find open source software alternatives to well-known commercial software

How to Google MP3's

Download usable Youtube videos

FLV Online Converter - ver.0.5.1202

URL (FLV file URL or web page*):

Details:

Hidden Program In Windows XP

Hidden Program In Windows XP

The Worst Analogies
Ever Written in a High School Essay