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Classics from The Onion

Mon, 12 May 2008 12:52:57 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Bill needs an Heir:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/clinton_chastises_hillary_for

Angels Vs. Aliens:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28937

Suddam Sex Scandal:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28947

Mid-life Crises:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28962

The Best a Man Can get:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

Some articles I found funny

Clip Source: grow.ars-informatica.ca

Clip Source: en.wikipedia.org

The Onion is an American "fake news" organization. It features satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news as well as an entertainment newspaper

It claims a national print circulation of 690,000^[1] and says 61 percent of its web site readers are between 18 and 44 years old per the 2008 media kit.

Tags: news, humour

Do monkeys pay for sex

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:48:28 GMT

clipped by: Brimstone
clipper's remarks: This is also evident in penguins. The penguins nest is generally made up of pretty stones and twigs. The female penguin leaves her nest in seek of nicer stones that other male penguins have collected. She initiates sex, and receives these pretty stones as payment, sometimes she does not even have to perform the act to get payment, just show interest.

I saw this on a documentary, if anyone knows of an article based on this please provide a link.

Clip Source: www.time.com

A group of Long-tailed Macaques

It turns out that one of humanity's oldest professions may be even older than we thought

In a recent study of macaque monkeys in Indonesia, researchers found that male primates "paid" for sexual access to females

and that the going rate for such access dwindled as the number of available females went up

males in a group of about 50 long-tailed macaques in Kalimantan Tengah, Indonesia, traded grooming services for sex with females; researchers, who studied the monkeys for some 20 months, found that males offered their payment up-front, as a kind of pre-sex ritual

It worked

After the females were groomed by male partners, female sexual activity more than doubled, from an average of 1.5 times an hour to 3.5 times

The study also showed that the number of minutes that males spent grooming hinged on the number of females available at the time

The better a male's odds of getting lucky, the less nit-picking time the females received

Tags: sex, monkey

Viking Women Wore "Sexy" Outfits

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:21:56 GMT

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Clip Source: news.nationalgeographic.com

Call it the Viking version of a low-cut top.

A modern reconstruction of a Norse outfit

is a single piece of fabric held in place by clasps that sit on the middle of each breast

Such a provocative outfit was probably common among Viking women before Christianity took hold in Scandinavia

Researchers had previously suggested, for instance, that the breast clasps found in the graves of Norse women had moved from another part of the body as the corpse rotted

But any hints of risqué dress faded in the late 900s, as trade routes expanded and medieval Christian fashions hit Sweden

"It's easy to imagine that the Christian church had certain reservations about clothing that accentuated the breasts in this way," Larsson said.

Tags: news, sex

Can You get Dear with a Dead Deer?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:23:21 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Peta are throwing paint on celebrities, instead of focussing on people like this!

Clip Source: www.thesmokinggun.com

NOVEMBER 16--Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover.

The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer.

Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime

Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault,

allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway.

Now Hathaway's lawyer has filed a court motion (a copy of which you'll find here) arguing that since the animal was already dead, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal.

Tags: sick, animal, funny, weird

Gapminder

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:38:49 GMT

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clipper's remarks: This is a very good tool, and I'm glad its available free of charge, the ones that interested me was the Gapminder World 2006 and Human Development Trends 2005

Clip Source: www.gapminder.org

Gapminder is a non-profit venture for development and provision of free software that visualise human development. This is done in collaboration with universities, UN organisations, public agencies and non-governmental organisations. Gapminder is a Foundation registered at Stockholm county administration board (Länstyrelsen) (reg. nr. 802424-7721). It was founded by Ola Rosling, Anna Rosling Rönnlund and Hans Rosling on 25 February 2005, in Stockholm. Gapminder Foundation will advance software development that have been done earlier by the non-profit company Gapminder Ltd. Funding has been and is mainly by grants from Sida for the Trendalyzer project. Being a producer of global public goods Gapminder benefit from free and creative inputs from pilot-testers and other end-users in many institutions and organisations.

Clip Source: www.gapminder.org

#1 - Health, Money & Sex in Sweden

Gapminder World, 2006

Human Development Trends, 2005

[Video]

Tags: gapminder, world, stats

Man Kept Schoolgirl for 10 years

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:41:21 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Where to begin with this one

Clip Source: www.news24.com

Pittsburgh - A former school security guard accused of hiding a teenage runaway in his home for a decade and having sex with her pleaded guilty on Tuesday, the opening day of his trial.

Thomas John Hose, 49, took in the 14-year-old girl and kept her from leaving the tiny home he shared with his parents and son, prosecutors said.

Tanya Nicole Kach, now 25, has said the two regularly had sex during her captivity.

Hose had been a security guard at Kach's school, and Kach went to live with him in February 1996. She has said she had a crush on him.

Hose's trial was scheduled to begin on Tuesday, but instead he pleaded guilty to statutory sexual assault, three counts of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, two counts of indecent assault and one count each of endangering the welfare of children, corruption of a minor, interference with custody of children and aggravated indecent assault.

Tags: schoolgirl