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Best Flash Animation 2006

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 22:22:10 GMT

clipped by: Cielerella
clipper's remarks: Very well done.

Clip Source: video.stumbleupon.com

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Tags: flash, animation, funny, humor

Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn—by Dave Barry

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 19:35:06 GMT

clipped by: djkraz
clipper's remarks: pretty funny stuff

Clip Source: www.lucidcafe.com

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Never lick a steak knife.

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

Your friends love you anyway.

Tags: funny, humor

A Freaking Hilarious Photo LOL!

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:31:20 GMT

clipped by: orangysb
clipper's remarks: i laughed so bad when i saw this on digg

Clip Source: pics.livejournal.com

Tags: funny, humor, photo

How the mighty Google shall look in 2084

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 18:32:31 GMT

clipped by: sohil
clipper's remarks: Interesting

Clip Source: www.nytimes.com

Tags: google, funny, fun, humor, science fiction, software, internet, web 2.0, web, technology

Deceiving Pictures - LOL

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:18:22 GMT

clipped by: skwirlinator

Clip Source: media.skoopy.com

Deceiving Pictures

Tags: deceiving pictures, funny, cool

15 Hilarious Graffitis

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:01:49 GMT

clipped by: skwirlinator

Clip Source: www.oddee.com

15 Hilarious Graffitis

Tags: 15 hilarious graffitis, funny, humor

Oh Shit Moments

Mon, 25 Jun 2007 04:33:11 GMT

clipped by: treebeard31

Clip Source: www.dailycognition.com

Tags: funny picx

If Women Controlled the World...Funny photos!

Thu, 31 May 2007 14:30:18 GMT

clipped by: rcthor_vendors

Clip Source: yoke.cc

If Women Controlled
the World...

Tags: funny, photos

Funny Math

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:01:31 GMT

clipped by: ArghDangIt
clipper's remarks: Why is math so cool?

Clip Source: haha.nu

Tags: math, funny, humor, cool

This hot girl is ALMOST perfect

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:20:48 GMT

clipped by: Rwinter

Clip Source: video.google.com

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Tags: funny, sexy, humor

Funny Pictures

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 19:48:14 GMT

clipped by: Titan124

Clip Source: www.jibjab.com

Tags: pictures, funny

How To Put On A Bra

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:17:07 GMT

clipped by: Rwinter

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

[Video]

Tags: sexy, funny, humor

No wonder english is so hard to learn

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:17:00 GMT

clipped by: rotofade

Clip Source: www.whosoever.org

No Wonder English Is So Hard To Learn

We polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

A farm can produce produce.

The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.

The soldier decided to desert in the desert.

The present is a good time to present the present.

At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.

The dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance for the invalid was invalid.

The bandage was wound around the wound.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.

I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

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Tags: language, funny, english, satire, pronunciation

Some Incredibly Strange Statues from Around the World

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 20:23:59 GMT

clipped by: sohil

Clip Source: haha.nu

Tags: world, statues, weird, funny, bizarre, strange, interesting, amazing, architecture, art

12 Popular Wikis that actually ‘WORK’

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:16:53 GMT

clipped by: Newfman
clipper's remarks: (6) WikiSummaries - short, quick summaries for thousands of books. (Summaries: Freakonomics, Getting Things Done, …, see other bestsellers)

(7) WikiMapia - cool mashup between Google Maps and wiki-style editing. Lets you browse, view, search and add descriptive notes to any location on the globe.

(8) Wiktionary - multilingual, comprehensive, user-edited dictionary. Provides word definitions, etymologies, pronunciations, sample quotations, synonyms, antonyms and translations.

(9) Uncyclopedia - extremely entertaining wikipedia clone, that is filled with funny and not-necessarily correct articles. Check out: Colonel, Britney Spears, Donald Trump, …or an image pulled from an article about Women. (No offense ladies, it’s just funny…)

Clip Source: www.makeuseof.com

We all love wikipedia: it’s comprehensive, 100% user-edited (aka wiki-style), up-to-date, rather objective, and totally free. It’s a perfect wiki-powered system. While it’s by far the most popular one, it’s not the only wiki-style website that ‘works’. There are plenty of other successful wikis, focused on specific areas i.e, book summaries, cooking, HowTo’s and even ‘bullshit’. So, here you go, popular wikis that have something to offer.

(1) Wikipedia - all-favorite, biggest online encyclopedia

(2) WikiTravel - world-wide travel guide, covers destination guides, hotels and resorts

(3) WikiHow - ‘How-To’ manuals for the problems of everyday life. (‘HowTo’s: Hack a Coke Machine, Get Six Pack Abs, How to choose a Debt Management program, etc.)

(4) WikiBooks - huge collection of user-edited, open-content textbooks and guides. (Textbooks: Chess guide, Learn French … )

(5) CookBookWiki - recipes and cooking related wiki. Sections include: dishes, recipes, cuisines and channels

Tags: research