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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | Brimstone's 'funny' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/search/funny/sort/latest-comments/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/search/funny/sort/latest-comments/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>The worlds funniest joke.</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0703C80D-D4E2-424F-901E-86AED9D60B21/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke.funniest/" title="http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke.funniest/"&gt;archives.cnn.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;The world's funniest joke has been revealed after a year-long search by scientists.&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;
The LaughLab research, carried out by psychologist Dr. Richard Wiseman, from the University of Hertfordshire, attracted more than 40,000 jokes and almost two million ratings.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;I&gt;Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.&lt;/I&gt;
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&lt;I&gt;He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;
Wiseman said: "These results are really interesting. It suggests that people from different parts of the world have fundamentally different senses of humour.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/joke/" rel="tag"&gt;joke&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke.funniest/</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:57:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Can You get Dear with a Dead Deer?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/26311BEF-A89F-4292-AA7D-6F8256517C71/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Peta are throwing paint on celebrities, instead of focussing on people like this! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html" title="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html"&gt;www.thesmokinggun.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;

	
NOVEMBER 16--Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/5B92385E-A9B6-4C1E-8DFB-16F7F6A28D80.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Now Hathaway's lawyer has filed a court motion (a copy of which &lt;A href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer2.html"&gt;you'll find here&lt;/A&gt;) arguing that since the animal was already dead, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/EF3C83FB-E83B-404A-ADEB-20FA0D77C97F.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sick/" rel="tag"&gt;sick&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/animal/" rel="tag"&gt;animal&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/weird/" rel="tag"&gt;weird&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:23:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Take a closser look</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/DA5F137E-0D88-4D80-9B7F-E0ACF2F8DB1C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Interestingly, according to one research, children cannot identify the intimate couple because they did not have prior memory associated to such scenario. What they will see is, the nine dolphins in the picture. Can you spot them all?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If you cannot spot even one at the first glance, that means that you’re not an innocent child now... &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.bloganything.net/318/the-dolphin-illusion" title="http://www.bloganything.net/318/the-dolphin-illusion"&gt;www.bloganything.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;At a first glance, what did you see in the picture?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/DD41E212-B599-4124-AC0C-0EFDC66C4921.jpg" alt="dolphin" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/optical+illusion/" rel="tag"&gt;optical illusion&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.bloganything.net/318/the-dolphin-illusion</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:32:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Playboy, Braille Edition</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/60CA4F48-4827-4DB9-9F36-783A233CAA10/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  this page is actually titled "Photographer Captures America's Best-Kept Secrets" there are some really cool images but I think this one is the funniest. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.wired.com/culture/art/multimedia/2008/01/gallery_simon?slide=5&amp;slideView=1" title="http://www.wired.com/culture/art/multimedia/2008/01/gallery_simon?slide=5&amp;slideView=1"&gt;www.wired.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;&lt;CITE&gt;Playboy&lt;/CITE&gt;, Braille Edition&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/473B8D47-C900-429D-8BBB-6DF9AEF4836E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;
The National Library Service for the Blind and Physically Handicapped, a division of the Library of Congress, maintains a free national library of braille materials. &lt;CITE&gt;Playboy&lt;/CITE&gt; was selected on the basis of demonstrated reader interest; Congress funds free distribution of the braille edition.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/images/" rel="tag"&gt;images&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/news/" rel="tag"&gt;news&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/weird/" rel="tag"&gt;weird&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.wired.com/culture/art/multimedia/2008/01/gallery_simon?slide=5&amp;slideView=1</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:00:29 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>