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Incredibly Funny Help Desk Cartoons

Wed, 30 May 2007 20:05:52 GMT

clipped by: sohil

Clip Source: haddadusa.com

Tags: funny, fun, humor, humour, cartoon, computer, help, email, cartoons, computers

Hilarious cartoon/animation clip

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 14:05:02 GMT

clipped by: djkraz
clipper's remarks: This is hilarious!

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

[Video]

Tags: animation, cartoon, video, entertainment

The Internet & its Loud Dumb People

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 19:57:02 GMT

clipped by: Djiezes
clipper's remarks: by xkcd,
a webcomic of romance, sacrasm, math and language.

Clip Source: xkcd.com

YouTube

Tags: youtube, internet, comments, humor, fun, funny, cartoon, xkcd

Famous Caricatures

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:06:52 GMT

clipped by: dakotayii
clipper's remarks: It's the eyes . Brilliant.

Clip Source: members.shaw.ca

Bruce Willis

Demi Moore

Hugh Grant

Jack Nicholson

John Travolta

Michael Douglas

Michelle Pfeiffer

Robert Deniro

Samuel L. Jackson

Sean Connery

Antonio Banderas

Mick Jagger

Tina Turner

Sylvester Stallone

Madonna

George Clooney

Arnold Swartzenegger

David Bowie

Goldie Hawn

Clint Eastwood

Rod Stewart

Bette Midler

Harrison Ford

Humphrey Bogart

The Wizard of 'OZ'

Mr. Bean!

Tags: cartoon

Why America Will Survive George W. Bush

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 14:53:01 GMT

clipped by: Kore7
clipper's remarks:

Otto von Bismarck saw how American blunders led to American power and allegedly said that God has a special providence for drunks, fools, and the United States of America.

Walter Russell Mead (of the Council on Foreign Relations) puts Bush's 8-year stint in the White House into proper perspective.

America's foreign policy has been short-sighted and often self-defeating from the get-go, alternately collaborative, passive, and interventionist. And, yet, miraculously, we always come out ahead.

With the unstoppable rise of a global capitalist economy, Mead makes the case that America, for all its past and current faults, will continue to be the inevitable leader of this new international buoyancy. Not even our latest mistakes (unprecedented though they may be) can derail such a powerful incentive that is the modern American world trade system.

Which means, more than ever, we're literally all in this together.

Clip Source: www.tnr.com

Failing Upward

Nothing in the field of international affairs is as scandalous and as perplexing as the fact of American power. From Revolutionary times to the present, virtually all observers foreign and domestic have agreed that Americans don't do foreign policy well.

Moralistic, uninformed, unsubtle, alternately isolationist and hyperactive, hamstrung by a clumsy constitutional process and a public that oscillates between fatuous idealism and ignorant bellicosity, U.S. foreign policy has been shocking the world for more than 200 years.

And, worse still, we win. For two centuries, the United States has astounded critics with its bad foreign policy--and, for two centuries, the United States has steadily risen to an unprecedented level of power and influence in the international system.

The spectacle is often surreal. The United States seems to wander nearsightedly but relatively unscathed past one hazard after another

like a version of the chronically oblivious cartoon character Mr. Magoo.

Tags: america, usa, bush, foreign policy, world, history, war, empire, trade, economy

Pope correcting Jesus

Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:00:27 GMT

clipped by: Johanna_G
clipper's remarks:

I don't care what the pope says, I much prefer Jesus Christ's definition of a church, which I included in my cartoon today,

says Bob Englehart, who created this cartoon, in his blog.

Clip Source: www.bloglines.com

Tags: christendom, bible, roman-catholic church, pope, jesus, church, catholicism, katholizismus, kirche

A Chemical That Converts Thoughts Into Light

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:23:46 GMT

clipped by: wildcat

Clip Source: www.dailygalaxy.com

The cartoon convention of a bright light appearing above your head when you have an idea might not be fiction for long. Researchers at Kinki University, who we would have thought would have been too busy developing new kinds of latex and electrical devices, have recently performed experiments in watching thoughts happen - life on TV.

AMC flourophore (3099-v Peptide Institute, Japan) is a compound that lights up in the presence of certain enzyme activities that take place in the brain. Or to put it simply, thought = light. Imagine the benefits - then put on shades to protect people around you from the brightness of your imagining

The combination of miniature camera and CHEMICAL THAT CONVERTS THOUGHTS INTO LIGHT mean the scientists can observe blue light whenever memories are formed in the section of brain being observed.

Tags: thoughts, light

very creepy, disturbing children's cartoon, banned from TV

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:20:23 GMT

clipped by: TwilaMarie
clipper's remarks: good lord! im glad i never watched this when i was younger. would have given me nightmares for months! i

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

[Video]

Tags: banned, weird, bizarre, creepy, cartoon

No Joke: Age Makes Things Less Funny

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:41:57 GMT

clipped by: wildcat

Clip Source: www.livescience.com

ST. LOUIS (AP) -- A new psychology study at Washington University was no laughing matter: It found that older adults may have a harder time getting jokes because of an age-related decline in certain memory and reasoning abilities.

The research suggested that because older adults may have greater difficulty with cognitive flexibility, abstract reasoning and short-term memory, they also have greater difficulty with tests of humor comprehension.

Researchers tested about 40 healthy adults over age 65 and 40 undergraduate students with exercises in which they had to complete jokes and stories. Participants also had to choose the correct punch line for verbal jokes and select the funny ending to series of cartoon panels.

Findings were published earlier this month in the Journal of the International Neuropsychological Society.

Elderly study participants had a harder time completing the punch lines to jokes and funny stories than did their younger counter-parts. Credit: stock.xchng

Tags: psychology, brain, mind, age, humor, cognitive ability

50 Greatest Cartoons of all times

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 14:45:52 GMT

clipped by: Mohir

Clip Source: cityrag.blogs.com

50 Greatest Cartoons
Found a cool list of The 50 Greatest Cartoons as voted on by the animation industry in 1994. As a holiday present to our readers we've put together a link to an online video for each one below! (we found a video for all but 6.) So many wonderful, funny and trippy cartoons spanning the decades (including some that were banned.) Enjoy!

1. What's Opera, Doc? (1957)
2. Duck Amuck (1953)
3. The Band Concert (1935)
4. Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century (1953)
5. One Froggy Evening (1956)
6. Gertie the Dinosaur (1914)
7. Red Hot Riding Hood (1943)
8. Porky in Wackyland (1938)
9. Gerald McBoing-Boing (1951)
10. King Size Canary (1947)
11. Three Little Pigs (1933)
12. Rabbit of Seville (1950)
13. Steamboat Willie (1928)
14. The Old Mill (1937)
15. Bad Luck Blackie (1949)
16. The Great Piggy Bank Robbery (1946)
17. Popeye the Sailor Meets Sinbad the Sailor (1936)
18. The Skeleton Dance (1929)
19. Snow White (1933)
20. Minnie the Moocher (1932)
21. Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs (1943)
22. Der Fuehrer's Face (1943)
23. Little Rural Riding Hood (1949)
24. The Tell-Tale Heart (1953)
25. The Big Snit (1985)
26. Brave Little Tailor (1938)
27. Clock Cleaners (1937)
28. Northwest Hounded Police (1946)
29. Toot, Whistle, Plunk and Boom (1953)
30. Rabbit Seasoning (1952)
31. The Scarlet Pumpernickel (1950)
32. The Cat Came Back (1988)
33. Superman (1941)
34. You Ought to Be in Pictures (1940)
35. Ali Baba Bunny (1957)
36. Feed the Kitty (1952)
37. Bimbo's Initiation (1931)
38. Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
39. Little Red Riding Rabbit (1941)
40. Peace on Earth (1939)
41. Rooty Toot Toot (1952)
42. The Cat Concerto (1947)
43. The Barber of Seville (1944)
44. The Man Who Planted Trees (1987)
45. Book Revue (1946)
46. Quasi at the Quackadero (1975)
47. Corny Concerto (1943)
48. The Unicorn in the Garden (1953)
49. The Dover Boys (1942)
50. Felix in Hollywood (1923)

More info on each cartoon can be found here - The 50 Greatest Cartoons

Tags: movies, cartoon

Like "The Simpsons"? Not as much as this guy.

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 05:13:55 GMT

clipped by: karokan

Clip Source: www.funny-potato.com

The "real" Simpsons in a movie soon?...

No, the Simpsons movie should be a cartoon, but still, it take a real fan to build a house just like the Simpsons one!

Tags: photos, humor, bizarre

Pinky and the Brain

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:10:26 GMT

clipped by: arifsali
clipper's remarks: I loved that cartoon when it was around

Clip Source: i.thefairest.info

Tags: cartoon, bush administration

Verbotomy: The create-a-word game

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:18:42 GMT

clipped by: kankamuso
clipper's remarks: I'm totally into this.

Clip Source: www.verbotomy.com

Verbotomy: How to Play

Verbotomy is about creating words.

Every day we create a new definition and matching cartoon. Your challenge is to create a word -- a verboticism -- that matches the definition. After you create your verboticism, you can vote for, or against, other player's words to help select the winning verboticism for the definition.

If you want more details, click on each step listed below.

1. Read the definition

Each day we publish a new definition and cartoon on the site.

2. Create a new word

After you read the definition, try to think of a new word — a verboticism — that would be a perfect fit.

The new verboticism must be all letters (a-z), all-one-word, with no spaces, dashes, numbers, or special characters.

Ideally your new verboticism will not match any existing dictionary-words (i.e., it is new and different), but this is not an absolute requirement.

The best verboticisms are pronounceable, and hint at the meaning.

3. Save your word

When you submit your verboticism, you will get an instant verbotometry. This rates your verboticism based on its spelling, match to existing dictionary-words, and uniqueness.

Your verboticism may be a unique. Or, it may match a verboticism already submitted by another player. Authors of matching verboticism will automatically be joined together as co-creators of the word. (Each co-creator will get equal credit.)

Once you are happy with your verboticism, save it.

VERBOTOMICS:
After you save your verboticism, you can add notes to clairify the pronounciation, show sample use in a sentence, and explain its etymology — the root words or creative inspiration. (Each creator of the verboticism can edit these notes.)

4. Vote for your favorite words

Each player gets two votes, but you cannot vote for your own word.

DEFINITION: An often debilitating condition characterized by compulsive, repetitive and obsessive reading of product documentation and warranties.

Create | Vote

Tags: game, funny, fun, humor, words, writers

Thanksgiving: A Sad Day In Sesame Street

Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:11:54 GMT

clipped by: haraya
clipper's remarks: Appalling to others, entertaining to some.

Clip Source: therizabella.livejournal.com

Tags: sesame street, thanksgiving, entertainment, television, humor, cartoon, death, food