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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | Brimstone's clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/date/2008/5/12/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/date/2008/5/12/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Classics from The Onion </title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/10965C84-9B65-4CAE-890B-D633E79E55DD/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Bill needs an Heir:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/clinton_chastises_hillary_for" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.theonion.com/content/news/clinton_chastises_hillary_for&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Angels Vs. Aliens:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28937" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28937&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Suddam Sex Scandal:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28947" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28947&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Mid-life Crises:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28962" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28962&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Best a Man Can get:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Some articles I found funny&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://grow.ars-informatica.ca/gallery.php?img=133" title="http://grow.ars-informatica.ca/gallery.php?img=133"&gt;grow.ars-informatica.ca&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/7F72980F-ACCE-4AF3-8CD4-21FB9B620DFA.jpg" alt="Common onion - Allium cepa" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Onion&amp;oldid=211850165" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Onion&amp;oldid=211850165"&gt;en.wikipedia.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;B&gt;The Onion&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/I&gt; is an &lt;A title="United States" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States" linkindex="15" set="yes"&gt;American&lt;/A&gt; &lt;A title="News parody" class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_parody" linkindex="16" set="yes"&gt;"fake news"&lt;/A&gt; organization. It features &lt;A title="Satire" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire" linkindex="17"&gt;satirical&lt;/A&gt; articles reporting on international, national, and local news as well as an entertainment newspaper&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;It claims a national print circulation of 690,000&lt;SUP class="reference" id="cite_ref-0"&gt;&lt;A title="" href="#cite_note-0" linkindex="19"&gt;[1]&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/SUP&gt; and says 61 percent of its web site readers are between 18 and 44 years old per the 2008 media kit.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/news/" rel="tag"&gt;news&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag"&gt;humour&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://grow.ars-informatica.ca/gallery.php?img=133</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 12:52:57 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>