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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | Brimstone's clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Multi-yolk eggs</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/99E4C666-E794-4F88-B876-29622D3A0CAA/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  recently my dad, bought a carton of 18 eggs, all contained double yolks. This worried me, as  I believed that it was rare occurrence. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I'm still going to tell him to ask this farmer he is using hormones, has using hormones is also a method to get double yolks &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.slashfood.com/2007/01/04/multi-yolk-eggs/" title="http://www.slashfood.com/2007/01/04/multi-yolk-eggs/"&gt;www.slashfood.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Double-yolked eggs are reasonably common for ducks and chickens, despite the fact that we so rarely see them in stores.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;It is &lt;A href="http://www.minkhollow.ca/HatchingProgram/Candling/Fresh/Double.html"&gt;estimated&lt;/A&gt; that 1 in 1,000 eggs (out of 50 billion produced annually in the US) have double yolks&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Eggs increase in size as the number of yolks increases, but most of them are caught by "candling," or holding the egg up to a light source to reveal a shadow of what is inside the shell, and used for other egg products instead of being mixed in with single-yolks&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/459F6E7E-ABCD-488F-B369-207963F20419.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Stores that do offer the eggs usually have one local source for them. The chickens, ducks and other birds that lay them have a genetic tendency to produce the eggs, so if a farm is stocked with such birds, most of their eggs with have double yolks.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Far less common are multiple yolk eggs, including triples and &lt;A href="http://www.weirdasianews.com/2006/12/28/delicious-4-yoke-eggs/"&gt;quadruples&lt;/A&gt;, like the one pictured above. Apparently, the greatest number of yolks found in one egg was &lt;A href="http://www.poultryhelp.com/oddeggs.html"&gt;nine&lt;/A&gt;!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/multi-yolked+eggs/" rel="tag"&gt;multi-yolked eggs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nature/" rel="tag"&gt;nature&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.slashfood.com/2007/01/04/multi-yolk-eggs/</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 12:10:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sneakers, Nazis, and a Family Feud</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0EDB3106-A105-4922-85B6-D1DC0B70E636/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  ..."a certain arm's length rapprochement has emerged between the corporate cultures. Locals joke that it has now even become acceptable for employees of the two companies to date--almost"-Forbes.com &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/08_14/b4078120287801.htm?campaign_id=rss_null" title="http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/08_14/b4078120287801.htm?campaign_id=rss_null"&gt;www.businessweek.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Sneaker Wars: The Enemy Brothers&lt;BR /&gt;Who Founded Adidas and Puma&lt;BR /&gt;and the Family Feud that Forever&lt;BR /&gt;Changed the Business of Sport
&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;During World War II, Rudolf was convinced that Adolf, better known as "Adi," contrived to have him sent to serve with German forces in Poland. After the German surrender, Rudolf retaliated by denouncing Adi to the Allies for allegedly assisting the Nazi war effort&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;
Bizarrely, the bickering brothers continued to share a villa, with their wives and children&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Rudolf and employees loyal to him formed a rival shoe company called Puma&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Adi renamed his outfit Adidas&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;So great was the animosity between the brothers that the whole town became embroiled. Residents declared their loyalty to either Adidas or Puma according to the shoes they wore and sometimes refused to speak to members of the other side&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;At the 1968 Olympics in Mexico City, Adidas managers contrived to get Puma shoes impounded by Mexican customs and may even have arranged for a Puma rep to be arrested and jailed&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sport/" rel="tag"&gt;sport&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/books/" rel="tag"&gt;books&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/08_14/b4078120287801.htm?campaign_id=rss_null</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 14:11:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Measure, how green are you?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F7F6D437-B5EC-4425-8B40-2C0EBB294222/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Being Green is all the rage these days. If only this took place in the sixties, then the little Greenmen and the Incredible Hulk would have never been victimised.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://test.nationalgeographic.com/greendex/calculator.html" title="http://test.nationalgeographic.com/greendex/calculator.html"&gt;test.nationalgeographic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Answer these questions from the study, then go to Calculate, and we'll tell you what your own personal Greendex number is.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/environment/" rel="tag"&gt;environment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://test.nationalgeographic.com/greendex/calculator.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 10:27:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The amazing moment a horse did a perfect somersault</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/DAAEFEC0-4E71-430B-994A-770C5A23ACD7/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Now this is something you don't see everyday! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=566411&amp;in_page_id=1770" title="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=566411&amp;in_page_id=1770"&gt;www.dailymail.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt; If it had been an equestrian gymnastics event, she would have scored a perfect 10. 
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&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;After all, it's not every day you see a horse perform a gravity-defying flip of such dizzying proportions.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/1149B6DC-9183-4718-BD35-20C51F11EAA7.jpg" alt="Horse" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/1CDC9C39-A134-4711-8206-A5918070FB6B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The four-year-old mare, called Schattenlady, who had lost her rider moments into a race, went into these spectacular acrobatics as she tried to dislodge her loosened saddle as well. 
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;With crowds at the course in Hanover, Germany, watching in horror, she somersaulted right over before falling flat on her back. 
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Happily was only shaken and bruised and walked away soon after. 
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
And amazingly, both horse and jockey emerged from the acrobatics unscathed.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/news/" rel="tag"&gt;news&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=566411&amp;in_page_id=1770</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 13:19:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Real facts of health and fitness</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/53F8F366-A75B-44AB-851C-320D1BFE471C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming “ WOO HOO! What a Ride!" &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.nmmu.ac.za/default.asp?id=1365&amp;sid=&amp;bhcp=1" title="http://www.nmmu.ac.za/default.asp?id=1365&amp;sid=&amp;bhcp=1"&gt;www.nmmu.ac.za&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it..........don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Q: Is swimming good for your figure?&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/health/" rel="tag"&gt;health&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag"&gt;humour&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.nmmu.ac.za/default.asp?id=1365&amp;sid=&amp;bhcp=1</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 10:52:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>George Carlin Quotes</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/01BF74C0-8B50-4BDB-BDDC-09799C8E0CCE/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/george_carlin.html" title="http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/george_carlin.html"&gt;www.digitaldreamdoor.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag"&gt;humour&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/george_carlin.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 09:12:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Classics from The Onion </title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/10965C84-9B65-4CAE-890B-D633E79E55DD/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Bill needs an Heir:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/clinton_chastises_hillary_for" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.theonion.com/content/news/clinton_chastises_hillary_for&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Angels Vs. Aliens:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28937" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28937&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Suddam Sex Scandal:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28947" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28947&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Mid-life Crises:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28962" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28962&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Best a Man Can get:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Some articles I found funny&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://grow.ars-informatica.ca/gallery.php?img=133" title="http://grow.ars-informatica.ca/gallery.php?img=133"&gt;grow.ars-informatica.ca&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/7F72980F-ACCE-4AF3-8CD4-21FB9B620DFA.jpg" alt="Common onion - Allium cepa" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Onion&amp;oldid=211850165" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Onion&amp;oldid=211850165"&gt;en.wikipedia.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;B&gt;The Onion&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/I&gt; is an &lt;A title="United States" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States" linkindex="15" set="yes"&gt;American&lt;/A&gt; &lt;A title="News parody" class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_parody" linkindex="16" set="yes"&gt;"fake news"&lt;/A&gt; organization. It features &lt;A title="Satire" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire" linkindex="17"&gt;satirical&lt;/A&gt; articles reporting on international, national, and local news as well as an entertainment newspaper&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;It claims a national print circulation of 690,000&lt;SUP class="reference" id="cite_ref-0"&gt;&lt;A title="" href="#cite_note-0" linkindex="19"&gt;[1]&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/SUP&gt; and says 61 percent of its web site readers are between 18 and 44 years old per the 2008 media kit.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/news/" rel="tag"&gt;news&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag"&gt;humour&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://grow.ars-informatica.ca/gallery.php?img=133</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 12:52:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The world's rarest big cat.</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E3B91CF2-C835-4B1D-824A-56B85EA21624/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Know as the Amur, and is found in Russia and China.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I had no idea Russia had Leopards. Just shows you learn something new everyday. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/05/080507-leopard-picture.html" title="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/05/080507-leopard-picture.html"&gt;news.nationalgeographic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/DCD1AC54-676E-4672-BE8B-65278F11071F.jpg" alt="leopard picture" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/animals/" rel="tag"&gt;animals&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photos/" rel="tag"&gt;photos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/05/080507-leopard-picture.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 14:12:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> Israel marks 60 years</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/19AA75CD-A54F-4D47-B6E5-7D049252E63F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I had no idea that my grandmother was older than the State of Israel. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I would welcome comments, regarding the occupation of this land.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/05/07/israel.anniversary.ap/index.html?eref=rss_latest" title="http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/05/07/israel.anniversary.ap/index.html?eref=rss_latest"&gt;edition.cnn.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Revelers try to set a record for the most people singing a national anthem. To celebrate turning 60, Israel is staging fireworks, air force flyovers and a birthday bash for anyone born on the day the Jewish state was founded&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt; Israel is marking its 60th Independence Day, which began at sundown Wednesday&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt; Six decades after rising from the ashes of the Holocaust, the Jewish state is still plagued by threats from abroad and an identity crisis at home&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;A class="cnnInlineTopic" href="http://topics.edition.cnn.com/topics/israel" linkindex="39" set="yes"&gt;Israel&lt;/A&gt; at 60 is a paradox of exuberance and despair: a country enduring near daily rocket attacks from militants while producing scientists who have pioneered Wi-Fi and instant messaging&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt; Its 41-year occupation of Palestinian territories has invited international condemnation. Yet Israel is a thriving democracy that has provided a haven for the world's Jews&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/news/" rel="tag"&gt;news&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/politics/" rel="tag"&gt;politics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/05/07/israel.anniversary.ap/index.html?eref=rss_latest</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 10:50:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How Popular is your name?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/027945B3-20DE-4128-BB93-6178A1C8DF8F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Check the site for both female and male names.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Mine is 425 most popular.&lt;br/&gt;Was hoping to find a site that gave global stats, but i think that may be asking too much &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/decades/names2000s.html" title="http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/decades/names2000s.html"&gt;www.ssa.gov&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2 align="center"&gt;Most Popular 1000 Names of the 2000s through 2006&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Popular Baby Names By Decade&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/names/" rel="tag"&gt;names&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/decades/names2000s.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 12:48:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>tiny hedgehog family</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2CB2A7C0-B436-45F9-9592-20A61038ABF8/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=564675&amp;in_page_id=1770" title="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=564675&amp;in_page_id=1770"&gt;www.dailymail.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/DAE46ADF-A5D6-4265-B2F8-83403058961F.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/26531E9E-01AE-4C04-A2C8-3A09C4252BDF.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Early arrivals: Bluebell, Primrose, Daisy and Buttercup - named after spring flowers - were born a month earlier than normal on April 26&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/animals/" rel="tag"&gt;animals&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/news/" rel="tag"&gt;news&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photos/" rel="tag"&gt;photos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=564675&amp;in_page_id=1770</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:52:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>20 Weird English Words</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/949927D5-E4F7-46C6-9AF9-E1AC16D5E0C2/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  19. Widdiful&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Someone who deserves to be hanged&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;20. Zabernism&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The abuse of military power or authority. I wonder how long it will take for this one to show up in the comments.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://listverse.com/miscellaneous/20-weird-english-words/" title="http://listverse.com/miscellaneous/20-weird-english-words/"&gt;listverse.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;1. Erinaceous&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Like a hedgehog&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;2. Lamprophony&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Loudness and clarity of voice&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;3. Depone&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;To testify under oath&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;4. Finnimbrun&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;A trinket or knick-knack&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;5. floccinaucinihilipilification&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Estimation that something is valueless.  &lt;EM&gt;Proper&lt;/EM&gt; pronunciation based on Latin roots: flockə-nowsə-nəkələ-pələ-fək-&lt;STRONG&gt;a&lt;/STRONG&gt;tion.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;6. Inaniloquent&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Pertaining to idle talk&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;7. Limerance&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;An attempt at a scientific study into the nature of romantic love.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;8. Mesonoxian&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Pertaining to midnight&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;9. Mungo&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;A dumpster diver - one who extracts valuable things from trash&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;10. Nihilarian&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;A person who deals with things lacking importance (pronounce the ‘h’ like a ‘k’).&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;11. Nudiustertian&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;The day before yesterday&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;12. Phenakism&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Deception or trickery&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;13. Pronk&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;A weak or foolish person&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;14. Pulveratricious&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Covered with dust&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;15. Rastaquouere&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;A social climber&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;16. Scopperloit&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Rude or rough play&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;17. Selcouth&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Unfamiliar, rare, strange, marvelous, wonderful.  For example: The List Universe is such a selcouth website!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;18. Tyrotoxism&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;To be poisoned by cheese&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/literature/" rel="tag"&gt;literature&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://listverse.com/miscellaneous/20-weird-english-words/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 14:57:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Euphemism Generator</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B13B5014-00CB-4ADB-8824-C8A239D2B8A4/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  In third year linguistics I wrote a report on swearing and euphemisms. I got a B+ for my efforts. It was really a fun paper to write I even used George Carlen as a source. &lt;br/&gt;It’s no everyday you see Carlen and Freud cited in the same report.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What I found interesting was how words that are euphemisms become vulgar and then we need need euphemisms. &lt;br/&gt;Take the word ‘Arse’ for an example, this was considered to be vulgar and the euphemism ‘Ass’ was used instead. Today the roles have reversed, ‘Ass’ is seen as the vulgar and many people will use ‘Arse’ as a euphemism. &lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism" title="http://www.walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism"&gt;www.walkingdead.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The Euphemism Generator&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Hit "&lt;A href="http://www.walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism" linkindex="0" set="yes"&gt;Reload&lt;/A&gt;" for ENDLESS FUN.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;
 The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;igniting the ham watermelon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The Euphemism Generator can create up to 276,705,660 unique phrases!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/linguistics/" rel="tag"&gt;linguistics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:32:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Swiss chemist who discovered LSD dies at 102</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E211E9AC-BEE1-4DB2-BED6-0A1D3619B87F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  never tried LSD &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.insidebayarea.com/argus/localnews/ci_9100118" title="http://www.insidebayarea.com/argus/localnews/ci_9100118"&gt;www.insidebayarea.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Albert Hofmann, the Swiss chemist who discovered LSD, has died. He was 102.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Hofmann's death was confirmed on the Web site of the Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies. Rick Doblin, the head of the organization, says Hofmann died of a heart attack Tuesday at his home in Basel (BAH'-zuhl), Switzerland&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Hofmann's experience with LSD began in the 1930s when he began studying the chemistry of ergot, the common name for a fungus that grows on rye, barley and certain other plants&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Hofmann devised a technique to make a series of derivatives of lysergic acid, the primary active ingredient of ergot. The 25th compound he synthesized, in 1938, was lysergic acid diethylamide (dye-THEYE'-lih-mide), or LSD-25&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Hofmann took the world's first acid trip after accidentally getting a small amount of the experimental compound on his fingertips&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/news/" rel="tag"&gt;news&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/drugs/" rel="tag"&gt;drugs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.insidebayarea.com/argus/localnews/ci_9100118</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:09:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>La Linea (Nostalgic cartoon)</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/084024A5-DE50-4648-88F8-7445F045B5DA/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Brimstone/"&gt;Brimstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I love this cartoon  &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=La_Linea_%28TV_series%29&amp;oldid=201923423" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=La_Linea_%28TV_series%29&amp;oldid=201923423"&gt;en.wikipedia.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;B&gt;La Linea&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/I&gt; ("The Line") is an &lt;A title="Italy" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italy" linkindex="2" set="yes"&gt;Italian&lt;/A&gt; &lt;A title="Animated series" class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animated_series" linkindex="3" set="yes"&gt;animated series&lt;/A&gt; of about 150 episodes created by &lt;A title="Osvaldo Cavandoli" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osvaldo_Cavandoli" linkindex="4" set="yes"&gt;Osvaldo Cavandoli&lt;/A&gt; in &lt;A title="1969" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1969" linkindex="5"&gt;1969&lt;/A&gt;. Due to its short duration (usually 2 minutes 30 seconds), it is often used as an &lt;A title="Interstitial program" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstitial_program" linkindex="6" set="yes"&gt;interstitial program&lt;/A&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The cartoon features a man (known as "Mr. Linea" or, in some parts of Europe, "Balou", as well as "Linus på linjen" (Linus on the Line) in &lt;A title="Sweden" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden" linkindex="7" set="yes"&gt;Sweden&lt;/A&gt;, "Badum badum" in &lt;A title="Slovenia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovenia" linkindex="8"&gt;Slovenia&lt;/A&gt;, "Złośniczek" in &lt;A title="Poland" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland" linkindex="9" set="yes"&gt;Poland&lt;/A&gt;, "Menő Manó" in &lt;A title="Hungary" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungary" linkindex="10" set="yes"&gt;Hungary&lt;/A&gt;, "Mar Kav" in &lt;A title="Israel" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel" linkindex="11" set="yes"&gt;Israel&lt;/A&gt;, "Bajram" in &lt;A title="Kosovo" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosovo" linkindex="12"&gt;Kosovo&lt;/A&gt;, "Streken" in &lt;A title="Norway" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norway" linkindex="13"&gt;Norway&lt;/A&gt;, "Stregen" in &lt;A title="Denmark" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark" linkindex="14"&gt;Denmark&lt;/A&gt;, "Bay Meraklı" (Mr. Curious) in &lt;A title="Turkey" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey" linkindex="15" set="yes"&gt;Turkey&lt;/A&gt; and "Lineman" in the &lt;A title="U.S." class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S." linkindex="16" set="yes"&gt;U.S&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;drawn as a single outline around his silhouette, walking on an infinite line of which he is a part. The character encounters obstacles and often turns to the cartoonist to draw him a solution, with various degrees of success. One recurring obstacle was an abrupt end of line.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The character would often almost fall off the edge into oblivion and get angry with the cartoonist and complain about it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.serienoldies.de/main/picture_show.php?id=238&amp;pic_id=1412&amp;PHPSESSID=9b19bf740af40bba156ced722f2fea9d" title="http://www.serienoldies.de/main/picture_show.php?id=238&amp;pic_id=1412&amp;PHPSESSID=9b19bf740af40bba156ced722f2fea9d"&gt;www.serienoldies.de&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/A06445B2-BB9D-41DB-B384-E17882932626.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.serienoldies.de/main/picture_show.php?id=238&amp;pic_id=1413&amp;PHPSESSID=9b19bf740af40bba156ced722f2fea9d" title="http://www.serienoldies.de/main/picture_show.php?id=238&amp;pic_id=1413&amp;PHPSESSID=9b19bf740af40bba156ced722f2fea9d"&gt;www.serienoldies.de&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/629F2F02-AA68-4985-9909-DDB55A5F0851.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.serienoldies.de/main/picture_show.php?id=238&amp;pic_id=1416&amp;PHPSESSID=9b19bf740af40bba156ced722f2fea9d" title="http://www.serienoldies.de/main/picture_show.php?id=238&amp;pic_id=1416&amp;PHPSESSID=9b19bf740af40bba156ced722f2fea9d"&gt;www.serienoldies.de&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Brimstone/512/7801375A-390A-49F1-9B47-A67DF430E8A1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cartoon/" rel="tag"&gt;cartoon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=La_Linea_%28TV_series%29&amp;oldid=201923423</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:43:40 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>