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Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-ushttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2A27A296-FFF2-48BF-A492-04FF50F697D1/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/">BartendingBear</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Sometimes, creativity demands boundaries. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html" title="http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html">www.pinkcoyote.net</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/87202D38-24CA-49E9-8BED-64DE958FADB8.gif" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/DE6BBDB0-5262-4388-AD38-5E4D7AAB82A2.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/E8649FAF-31D9-4B99-A9B0-AED7436DCC67.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/664AB736-CE14-46FB-84A5-B77320EB9725.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/15B12964-74EA-4ADE-9BE4-A1526DEBBD5B.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/D11140C0-4856-49F1-92FE-8722596233EE.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/550561D0-522B-4D69-A92B-6024ACCC1448.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/A64669E0-E0CB-4369-AB77-7778515E6B73.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/1123D4B0-5356-470C-94A3-D8CDE67709D9.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/AF8E5D72-74B6-4962-83E8-C93099A77DF5.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/269FAE9B-1575-468A-B9A3-8E1A29E51385.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/910CCF36-B090-436F-92EF-CB16F5FC7A18.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/6801D138-D7C2-43BC-8127-8A90F7D2E44A.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/40B6D3FE-1F48-4828-B7AB-787E9ADBD250.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/D2A09ABF-E07E-430F-9C3D-57F3D930C233.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/BE724B78-A2E9-4308-BC1A-10C9A4D50600.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/F689966F-FA01-457C-A6E0-AC1B058D9639.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.htmlSun, 30 Nov 2008 18:05:20 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/1A2393A9-50A1-4198-B1CB-7AA579A2AAD1/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/">BartendingBear</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Oh, my head! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/top-10-signs-you-drank-too-much/" title="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/top-10-signs-you-drank-too-much/">www.bannedinhollywood.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>10. The gardener doesn’t even wake you</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/74D10082-A628-4E2A-B07C-9A9B9C1C88BF.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>9. You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/5DD58930-2EC4-48D0-B2E8-9DEFCA1E4DA1.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>8. You’re using your hand as a pillow</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/6724F7DE-4E7C-4025-A6B5-2A262684BC43.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>7. You passed out standing up</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/3FB57583-271F-4B80-8B76-D684114EF98F.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>6. Foot on the bench, body on the floor</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/96BE359A-2BB1-4FCB-9E2A-890A504E2236.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>5. No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/534ED607-5B64-4D43-B618-44F3740A1272.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>4. Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/EBD0A567-6CCF-4660-A07E-045168C3AF86.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>3. “Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/21E3CFA1-F8DF-41EE-B134-C14D2A4ACF28.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>2. No sink, no toilet, urinal it is</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/EEFEADBF-31D5-42E8-A1E1-335B701D11AA.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>1. ‘Nuff said</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/EBAF3EA1-14CE-401C-A52A-9CD50E1B6AC2.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/top-10-signs-you-drank-too-much/Sat, 29 Nov 2008 05:10:48 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/90097087-D92A-4EB2-9FE4-89891966C1D2/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/">BartendingBear</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Cool runnings! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSmNuHQzlYg&feature=email" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSmNuHQzlYg&feature=email">www.youtube.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div>[Video]</div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSmNuHQzlYg&feature=emailThu, 27 Nov 2008 04:15:34 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/70456FA3-04BA-41FF-B8D3-DE32CBD02B8D/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/">BartendingBear</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> I've always been a small car guy. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://jalopnik.com/5096933/chevy-tahoe-messes-with-texas-mini-cooper-pays-price" title="http://jalopnik.com/5096933/chevy-tahoe-messes-with-texas-mini-cooper-pays-price">jalopnik.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/6848FD13-8B79-414A-8910-018E6F52016F.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>These pictures were taken by one of the firemen who were called to the scene, with his camera phone. The officials who responded to the accident could not believe that the Mini (and I) sustained so little damage. The other vehicle involved is a Chevy Tahoe. I was driving south on a one-way street and the other driver was driving west, also on a one-way street. The other driver ran a red light (that had been red for a long time) and appeared in the intersection just in front of me as I came through. I didn't even see them. I hit the passenger's side of Tahoe head-on, and the Tahoe rolled. In one of the pictures, you can see the Mini-shaped dent in the vehicle that is on its side. The driver of the Tahoe was unhurt and did get a ticket. She was also insured.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/6A48DDD0-6664-418A-AA86-DB70BEA9BDFF.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://jalopnik.com/5096933/chevy-tahoe-messes-with-texas-mini-cooper-pays-priceTue, 25 Nov 2008 01:19:40 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/19EBA365-102E-49C0-B7CF-307ED642BAF4/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/">BartendingBear</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Someone sends you this... <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.vulomedia.com/viewer.php?id=78300waxing.gif" title="http://www.vulomedia.com/viewer.php?id=78300waxing.gif">www.vulomedia.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/DB0E8E18-127A-437C-8803-AB7E44E1F7C9.gif" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://www.vulomedia.com/viewer.php?id=78300waxing.gifMon, 24 Nov 2008 05:55:01 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/5448FBFE-11E1-41D3-AFEB-CF4891D5553B/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/">BartendingBear</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Modern times, modern pastimes. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://s4.tinypic.com/20j3cxh.jpg" title="http://s4.tinypic.com/20j3cxh.jpg">s4.tinypic.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/7B2964C2-46D9-487A-8BD7-CAE7783F081C.png" alt="http://s4.tinypic.com/20j3cxh.jpg" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://s4.tinypic.com/20j3cxh.jpgSun, 23 Nov 2008 06:17:05 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/73676D45-E45D-44F5-9773-BBAB1A2BAD66/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/">BartendingBear</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Damn security cameras. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://faraiq.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/caught-playing-solitaire.jpg" title="http://faraiq.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/caught-playing-solitaire.jpg">faraiq.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/817BDE38-5DAA-473F-9499-0859A075FCC3.jpg" alt="http://faraiq.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/caught-playing-solitaire.jpg" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://faraiq.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/caught-playing-solitaire.jpgFri, 07 Nov 2008 17:12:26 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/01561B3C-6DF2-4647-9308-262DA1CDFEE0/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/">BartendingBear</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> or pay the price! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ferneyes/337735343/sizes/o/" title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ferneyes/337735343/sizes/o/">www.flickr.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/9A65F959-FE7A-4E5D-AF63-EB12B9AF1866.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://www.flickr.com/photos/ferneyes/337735343/sizes/o/Thu, 06 Nov 2008 07:20:42 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C25B4FB3-58D4-472E-AB35-82D4A9063074/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/">BartendingBear</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> "That's what she said." <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://fapipo.today.com/2008/10/09/a-juvenile-delinquent-after-my-own-heart/" title="http://fapipo.today.com/2008/10/09/a-juvenile-delinquent-after-my-own-heart/">fapipo.today.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/2AF427DE-6E11-4AA9-AABA-4CE216C9F3BA.jpg" alt="via photobucket" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://fapipo.today.com/2008/10/09/a-juvenile-delinquent-after-my-own-heart/Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:54:00 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7A3D08CF-356D-4ADB-973B-D698459E93BC/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/">BartendingBear</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> All we need now is Inspector Clouseau. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_100108WAB_monroe_robber_floating_escape_TP.ce3930c1.html" title="http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_100108WAB_monroe_robber_floating_escape_TP.ce3930c1.html">www.king5.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">In a move that could be right out of a Hollywood movie, a brazen crook apparently used a Craigslist ad to hire a dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make his getaway following a robbery outside a bank on Tuesday.</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">The robber sprayed the guard with pepper spray, grabbed a bag of money the guard was carrying and ran about 100 yards to the creek that runs into the Skykomish River, shedding clothes as he ran. </div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">the robber had planned ahead. In case anyone was hot on his trail, he had at least a dozen unsuspecting decoys waiting nearby, which he recruited on Craigslist. </div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/ECC3C4AC-9687-4667-9E65-5E52C8D9F74F.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">"I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.50 an hour," said Mike, who saw a Craigslist ad last week looking for workers for a road maintenance project in Monroe. </div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"> e-mailed back with instructions to meet near the Bank of America in Monroe at 11 a.m. Tuesday. He also was told to wear certain work clothing. </div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"> "Yellow vest, safety goggles, a respirator mask… and, if possible, a blue shirt," he said. </div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_100108WAB_monroe_robber_floating_escape_TP.ce3930c1.htmlThu, 02 Oct 2008 17:42:20 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B9FDF15E-672A-4619-9622-230691B022F9/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/">BartendingBear</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Mr. Stabby types need not apply. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/28554048@N04/2860889931/sizes/o/" title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/28554048@N04/2860889931/sizes/o/">www.flickr.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/332445C8-6D6C-4360-AFAE-CEB6FB40A353.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://www.flickr.com/photos/28554048@N04/2860889931/sizes/o/Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:47:33 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9918CBF4-4C7A-44E6-BDFF-1720BCFC5C08/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/">BartendingBear</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Some people are very inventive, others are nuts. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://allfunnytimes.blogspot.com/2008/08/car-creativity-funny-pics.html" title="http://allfunnytimes.blogspot.com/2008/08/car-creativity-funny-pics.html">allfunnytimes.blogspot.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/71AFC247-57B6-4FAF-A71D-F6FCB5E5B9F5.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/CA192068-11FB-44E7-AE42-310F21103AD0.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/A6E7BEAA-57A0-4803-9D8B-0C35494889DE.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/D26DE178-7CC0-41A2-976E-59E81C92A024.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/63D70C4D-5886-4C75-8358-6D93E46A18A4.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/078B4C6B-4EA3-4FA5-8D95-C9AAD8E005EA.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/A333B483-96E7-40F7-BF66-D543F1746369.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/AEE773D1-07A7-4E9A-96A6-4FF3F50FFD83.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/E6151987-357B-41AF-AB7C-1A011DF5F97A.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/C418028B-58E7-44F8-A799-BBB7BFFF62AF.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/933F9D60-7F98-4C35-A570-86462F27C930.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/87B9CAF7-FD45-4158-9E5A-7346676A25A5.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/B3F383FC-CF53-4775-BEBC-DBC61E07C4A8.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/03B8D22C-7CBE-4742-9FCE-FB819F4D50AE.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/51485109-7D48-42A6-B2AF-D2602014B768.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/CCB01EEF-AB39-44DD-8490-A25B7470D88E.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/D2717698-3A60-493E-8850-12C7BE42F5F5.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/1E9699CD-D966-4655-BCEF-A21160F3C7AA.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/191DAF1C-173B-478B-B77F-9717A9644837.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://allfunnytimes.blogspot.com/2008/08/car-creativity-funny-pics.htmlSun, 31 Aug 2008 17:24:07 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/07838997-DA81-4C14-9B6F-06743B01EB60/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/">BartendingBear</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> They forgot biting too hard. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://top10kid.com/2008/07/31/top-10-things-men-dont-want-their-women-to-do/" title="http://top10kid.com/2008/07/31/top-10-things-men-dont-want-their-women-to-do/">top10kid.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>10. Wear Night Gowns</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/8CAAAAB8-E72F-4F9E-A72C-4DE820C0A6A9.jpg" alt="t10nightgown" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>9. Shopping In Slippers</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/35A2B57E-B728-468F-A399-052E50BD471E.jpg" alt="t10slippers" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>8. 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Start Scrap Booking</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/B73C1281-BCDC-4F44-9222-3C893ABB803E.jpg" alt="t10scrapbook" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>5. Force Us To Wear Christmas Sweaters</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/8971DC57-2A2D-48EB-A747-77EA2AB2077B.jpg" alt="t10christmas" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>4. 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