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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | BartendingBear's Humor collection</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/clipcast/Humor/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/clipcast/Humor/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>The Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7E43AF5C-936E-4908-880A-B4F7F000D71B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Redemption never tasted so good. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://apocalyptickiwi.wordpress.com/about/" title="http://apocalyptickiwi.wordpress.com/about/"&gt;apocalyptickiwi.wordpress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG width="48" height="56" alt="" src="http://apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/a.jpg?w=48&amp;h=56" class="size-medium wp-image-841 alignnone" /&gt;re you tired of waiting around for the return of your messiah?&lt;BR /&gt;
Too many rules and commandments got you down?&lt;BR /&gt;
Frustrated trying to match your magic underwear to your Reebok cross-trainers?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="text"&gt; Now you don’t have to, thanks to the &lt;STRONG&gt;Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi!&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/966FB501-2AAC-41E9-86FD-7DD5C9F3BCCB.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;For just the low, low price of $50, the Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi will insure your place in the &lt;EM&gt;afterlife of your choice!&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;See, death is all paperwork. It’s a lot of filing, background checks and forms, all filled out in triplicate to make sure your soul gets the treatment it expects and deserves.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;And we’ve got them all!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Catholic heaven? Yep!&lt;BR /&gt;
Lutheran heaven? You betcha!&lt;BR /&gt;
Mormon? Episcopalian? Snake handler? Yes! Yes! And yes!&lt;BR /&gt;
Jews? Absolutely.&lt;BR /&gt;
Satanist? New condos available with lake-of-fire views!&lt;BR /&gt;
Spaceship behind a comet? Window seat or aisle?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/3D5DACCC-F562-4577-9878-20C414F98AFB.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;The Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;EM&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
We know people who know people so you don’t have to.&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kiwi-scienpost1.jpg" title="http://apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kiwi-scienpost1.jpg"&gt;apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/B2C51EF5-F310-41DC-864D-B72F4D7F25F7.jpg" alt="http://apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kiwi-scienpost1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kiwi-yecpost1.jpg" title="http://apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kiwi-yecpost1.jpg"&gt;apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/4FA3FD3F-95FE-4E2A-823E-2794D3738E7B.jpg" alt="http://apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kiwi-yecpost1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kiwi-mormonpost1.jpg" title="http://apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kiwi-mormonpost1.jpg"&gt;apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/3DC30AFA-36EE-420A-916C-4099E0996488.jpg" alt="http://apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kiwi-mormonpost1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kiwi-keeppost1.jpg" title="http://apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kiwi-keeppost1.jpg"&gt;apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/8AA8B444-3B2B-48D4-ACDB-C99FC81CDE29.jpg" alt="http://apocalyptickiwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kiwi-keeppost1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://apocalyptickiwi.wordpress.com/about/</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:00:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO ME - I HATE ALL OF YOU</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/FE46FC76-2B3C-4E7C-9220-576E3FD31EC8/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Honest! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/listen-to-mee.jpg" title="http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/listen-to-mee.jpg"&gt;www.engrish.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/1934B3E2-72E1-42C6-92CA-8CCD7E25639B.jpg" alt="http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/listen-to-mee.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/listen-to-mee.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 07:01:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Boobs For Grades Scandal</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3DDC8BD1-F144-49A3-9578-14FCA170A612/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  "A University of Iowa professor is accused of fondling students in exchange for higher grades. What do YOU think? &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/iowa_boobs_for_grades_scandal?utm_source=onion_rss_daily" title="http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/iowa_boobs_for_grades_scandal?utm_source=onion_rss_daily"&gt;www.theonion.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="thumb m1"&gt;&lt;IMG width="90" height="116" title="Young Woman" alt="Young Woman" src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/wdyt_photo6.article.jpg" /&gt;      &lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Ruth Steinem&lt;/STRONG&gt;,&lt;BR /&gt;
            &lt;EM&gt;Systems Analyst &lt;/EM&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
            "Hopefully, in light of this incident, the taboo subject of sexual harassment will finally be discussed widely on college campuses."&lt;/P&gt;
    &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="thumb m1"&gt;&lt;IMG width="90" height="116" title="Young Man" alt="Young Man" src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/wdyt_photo5.article.jpg" /&gt;      &lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Sam Pollard&lt;/STRONG&gt;,&lt;BR /&gt;
            &lt;EM&gt;Spot Welder &lt;/EM&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
            "I knew my busty, suggestible daughter wasn't that smart."&lt;/P&gt;
    &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="thumb"&gt;&lt;IMG width="90" height="116" title="Black Man" alt="Black Man" src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/wdyt_photo2.article.jpg" /&gt;      &lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Ray Pettibon&lt;/STRONG&gt;,&lt;BR /&gt;
            &lt;EM&gt;Screenwriter&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
            "A professor fondles a student! That's perfect! I've had the worst writer’s block for my upcoming porno!"&lt;/P&gt;
    &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/only/" rel="tag"&gt;only&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/the/" rel="tag"&gt;the&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/onion!/" rel="tag"&gt;onion!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/iowa_boobs_for_grades_scandal?utm_source=onion_rss_daily</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:37:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How Not To Use An ATM Drive-Through</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F09DCE75-877E-4504-93ED-9317812F273D/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  FAILED! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-use-the-drive-through-atm.html" title="http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-use-the-drive-through-atm.html"&gt;www.break.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-use-the-drive-through-atm.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:24:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Aristocratic Sex Line</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/07985E34-6E2D-4821-9533-DC4BEB2AB198/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Chat-up a bored Her Majesty NOW! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/misc.php?do=printimage&amp;i=37379" title="http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/misc.php?do=printimage&amp;i=37379"&gt;www.zgeek.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/5F09505B-D63D-435E-A473-882FF562199C.jpg" alt="Viz" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/misc.php?do=printimage&amp;i=37379</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:15:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Political Power At Work</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B4C739E1-AEDB-4EAE-BBB0-D9A55C16A70C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Man, that is some kind of machine! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://i29.tinypic.com/34djw44.jpg" title="http://i29.tinypic.com/34djw44.jpg"&gt;i29.tinypic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/939CA2FB-372A-4D77-822C-7DDD85338E8D.jpg" alt="http://i29.tinypic.com/34djw44.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://i29.tinypic.com/34djw44.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:24:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Hitler Chats With Nietzsche</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/47B9A77F-5EB3-4C12-A44B-CFE2BE6AE6CF/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Stand-up comedy from the great Ricky Gervais. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=JUH1H-b-N5o&amp;feature=related" title="http://youtube.com/watch?v=JUH1H-b-N5o&amp;feature=related"&gt;youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://youtube.com/watch?v=JUH1H-b-N5o&amp;feature=related</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:20:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Exact Center of The Internet</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/CBA386B3-35B1-4A59-A554-69BC288D4683/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Go ahead... click it! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.exactcenteroftheinternet.com/" title="http://www.exactcenteroftheinternet.com/"&gt;www.exactcenteroftheinternet.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/5719230C-2243-4713-980C-C8EF8C070B46.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/F84AF059-040C-4287-9540-F09EF7273726.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="100%" align="center"&gt; &lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.exactcenteroftheinternet.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:37:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sen. Larry "Wide-Stance" Craig Toe-Tap Bobblefoot Doll A Baseball Promotion</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A393A835-D431-44B2-9FE1-C754C505C1EF/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Now this is freakin' hilarious! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://pageoneq.com/news/2008/Saints_promotion_pays_edgy_tribute_to_Sen._0522.html" title="http://pageoneq.com/news/2008/Saints_promotion_pays_edgy_tribute_to_Sen._0522.html"&gt;pageoneq.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;You've heard of the bobblehead doll that baseball teams love to hand out to fans. So how about a bobblefoot?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The St. Paul Saints are putting their own twist on the popular promotion, in a nod to one of the most notorious Minnesota stories of last year.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;At Sunday's game, they'll give 2,500 fans a miniature bathroom stall with a pair of lower legs and feet - one of which is springloaded so that it taps.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.startribune.com/photos/?c=y&amp;img=1bobble.jpg" title="http://www.startribune.com/photos/?c=y&amp;img=1bobble.jpg"&gt;www.startribune.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/4FAE5B99-7576-428D-A494-61E3E83C11DA.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://pageoneq.com/news/2008/Saints_promotion_pays_edgy_tribute_to_Sen._0522.html" title="http://pageoneq.com/news/2008/Saints_promotion_pays_edgy_tribute_to_Sen._0522.html"&gt;pageoneq.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;A Saints press release notes that, "It doesn't matter if your tapping style is done with a 'wide stance.'"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;That's a not-so-subtle reference to Idaho Republican Sen. Larry Craig, who pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct after an undercover police officer arrested him for allegedly soliciting sex in a bathroom stall at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://pageoneq.com/news/2008/Saints_promotion_pays_edgy_tribute_to_Sen._0522.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 22:29:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Case of the Fainting Shopper &amp; The Buzzing Undies!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/73B17E52-E013-4217-AA43-4DAB3224EEF5/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  It doesn't get much better than this. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.toufee.com/hosted/images/5ba39a32afee07220e41b1ca1d92974d.jpg" title="http://www.toufee.com/hosted/images/5ba39a32afee07220e41b1ca1d92974d.jpg"&gt;www.toufee.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/DDB44C32-F4DE-416C-8D5D-A0AA8EE7CFF4.jpg" alt="The image “http://www.toufee.com/hosted/images/5ba39a32afee07220e41b1ca1d92974d.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.toufee.com/hosted/images/5ba39a32afee07220e41b1ca1d92974d.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 22:53:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Letters to God.</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C83B7B9F-5F15-4876-909F-86B65DA7430F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Kids + God = Humor &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.sharenator.com/Letters_To_God/" title="http://www.sharenator.com/Letters_To_God/"&gt;www.sharenator.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/C11E62DF-7949-4D69-8EC4-C4AE8A7C4C37.jpg" alt="letterstogod" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.sharenator.com/Letters_To_God/</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:16:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How NOT To Fix A PC</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E9CE788E-1E98-4CDC-9FE4-FD920A9C5A4B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  So much for precision. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.sharenator.com/Why_doesnt_work_my_PC/" title="http://www.sharenator.com/Why_doesnt_work_my_PC/"&gt;www.sharenator.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/55285658-81B7-40BF-A7A6-1CACF1D7922A.jpg" alt="480708789c23b" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/80764A8F-41D9-4308-B68A-FBD720798021.jpg" alt="4807085a602f8" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.sharenator.com/Why_doesnt_work_my_PC/</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:12:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Crotch Rocket - Built For Speed! MUST SEE!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E9F54000-AA19-4E58-B6E3-56E133C3FEB7/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Very cool. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.joeydevilla.com/2008/04/15/crotch-rocket/" title="http://www.joeydevilla.com/2008/04/15/crotch-rocket/"&gt;www.joeydevilla.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;“Crotch rocket” may be a slang term for “motorcycle”, but someone’s decided to make it a little more literal:&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/72C62E49-A82A-4A02-94BE-6D2A7D58DC97.jpg" alt="Motorcycle done up like a rocket" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2008/04/15/crotch-rocket/</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:25:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Avian Transportationists Counter Sex Theory</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E19281CD-6F5E-4FD6-BE35-6A5AA65011AD/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Claim the stork gets a short shrift from science. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ThQQuHtzHM" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ThQQuHtzHM"&gt;www.youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ThQQuHtzHM</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>3 X 5 Wisdom</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/94B227C0-8B57-4E3C-BDF9-A2D81DEB3676/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Great site well 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