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A Lexicon of New Orleans Terminology and Speech

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:40:23 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Yatspeak: how ta tawk rite in Noo Awyuns.

For those of you unfamiliar with New Orleans culture, a good place to start is that there are basically only two kinds of people in New Orleans.

The first is those folks that live, as one [of Bunny's] cartoon characters puts it, in Gatorland -- "Yeah, you know ... ova dere across Magazine where dey all wear dem shoits wid lil' gators on 'em." Otherwise knows as Uptown, you can tell folks from Gatorland in the cartoons because they speak English. Another clue is that all skinny people are from Gatorland, although not all people from Gatorland are skinny. And they often have 59 rows of teeth.

The other kind of New Orleanian is Everyone Else, dose folks dat talk normal.

NEW ORLEANS

there are oodles of ways that the locals pronounce the name of their beloved City.

<new or-LEENS> is generally a no-no.

Here are the major standard local pronunciations of the City's name: <new OR-l@ns>, <new AW-l@ns>, <new OR-lee-'@ns> <new AH-lee-@ns>, <nyoo AH-lee-'@ns>.

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LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:37:06 GMT

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A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

A calendar’s days are numbered.

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

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The Mystery of English

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:52:46 GMT

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clipper's remarks: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth.

When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so ....

Time to shut UP!

Oh ...one more thing:!

What is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do at night?

U P!

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The Mysteries of English

Lovers of the English language might enjoy this. How do non-natives ever learn all the nuances of English?

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.'

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?

We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.

At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stirup trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. And this up is confusing:

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Beware of Buffalo buffalo, buffalo, for they may buffalo you

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:04:21 GMT

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Believe it or not, this sentence is grammatically correct and has meaning: “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.” First devised by professor William J. Rapaport in 1972, the sentence uses various meanings and parts of speech for the term “buffalo” (and its related proper noun “Buffalo”) to make an extremely hard-to-parse sentence

Although most people know “buffalo” as both a singular and plural term for bison, and “Buffalo” as a city in New York, “buffalo” is also a verb meaning “to bully, confuse, deceive, or intimidate

Still too hard to follow for those of us who don’t know “buffalo” as a verb

[Those] buffalo(es) from Buffalo [that are intimidated by] buffalo(es) from Buffalo intimidate buffalo(es) from Buffalo

once more

Bison from Buffalo, New York who are intimidated by other bison in their community also happen to intimidate other bison in their community

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For The Love Of Words...

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:25:49 GMT

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For the Love of Words: Seven Wonderful Websites Where Words Matter

Words are beautiful, and these seven wonderful word websites illustrate the reason why they are.

For passionate writers around the world, choosing the right words to communicate are more than just clever wordplay, it's an obsession. Wordsmiths who routinely exercise their extraordinary vocabulary are continually positioned to learn new words, thus making them outstanding communicators.

Word Spy

Devoted to lexpionage, “The sleuthing of new words and phrases”.

Write Express

Confusing Words

The English language is one of the most difficult languages to learn in the world and here at Confusing Words the reason why is apparent. Confusing Words is a collection of 3210 words that sound alike, but are spelled and used differently. A great website for both readers and writers to learn the difference and stop being a confused word victim.

Virtual Salt

100 Words

101 Words

Wordie

Top 10 Rules of Punctuation

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 14:43:23 GMT

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10. Comma

Use commas to separate independent clauses in a sentence

The Oxford Comma

I love apples, pears, and oranges.

9. Period

There are stylistic differences here.

8. Question Mark

One thing to be careful of is to not include a question mark when it is not needed:

WRONG: I wonder how many people will come to the party?

7. Exclamation Mark

Two or three exclamation marks in a row is completely unnecessary.

6. Quote Marks

Punctuation with quotations

5. Colon

A colon should be used after a complete statement in order to introduce one or more directly related ideas

4. Semicolon

Use a semicolon to join related independent clauses in compound sentences.

3. Apostrophe

The apostrophe has three uses:

1) to form possessives of nouns
2) to show the omission of letters
3) to indicate certain plurals of lowercase letters.

2. Parentheses

Parentheses are occasionally and sparingly used

1. Dash

Hyphen

Use a hyphen with the prefixes

You should also use a hyphen to avoid confusion in a sentence:

He had to re-sign the contract

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slacktivism

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 18:42:43 GMT

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E-petitions are the latest manifestation of slacktivism, the search for the ultimate feel-good that derives from having come to society's rescue without having had to actually gets one's hands dirty or open one's wallet. It's slacktivism that prompts us to forward appeals for business cards on behalf of a dying child intent upon having his name recorded in the Guinness World Book of Records or exhortations to others to continue circulating a particular e-mail because some big company has supposedly promised that every forward will generate monies for the care of a particular dying child. Likewise, it's slacktivism that prompts us to want a join a boycott of designated gas companies or eschew buying gasoline on a particular day rather than reduce our personal consumption of fossil fuels by driving less and taking the bus more often. Slacktivism comes in many forms (and there are many other illustrations of it on this web site; our goal was merely to offer a few examples rather than provide a definitive list), but its key defining characteristic is its central theme of doing good with little or no effort on the part of person inspired to participate in the forwarding, exhorting, collecting, or e-signing.

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