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Kissing Balance: The Best OCD Ever!

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:57:50 GMT

clipped by: carrerinyes
clipper's remarks: I'd be willing to spend many a year working with Mr. Insanity #348!!

Post your cute quirks, habits and OCDs...
And we'll tell you if you're insane!
Also enjoy, rate, sympathize and discuss
other people's craziness.

Kissing Balance (Insanity #348)

I have to kiss in equal parts. If i spend x amount of time kissing one side of a woman's face, I then have to by some decree spend that amount of time equally on the other side. Its some cosmic fairness principal. It annoys me to only half-do the one side. Weird. I'm keeping up with the balance in my mind. Its OCD I swear. but since its an internal thing no one seems to notice or mind.

Clip Source: www.saneorinsane.com

toilet sharks (Insanity #360)

i have a weird fear of sharks coming up the toilet, i know that this is virtually impossible but maybe just by chance it happens, im stuck and there is a shark in my toilet, scary.

Comments (Newest First)

Holy crap! I saw that X Files episode too, and was afraid of a hand coming up out of the toilet and giving me an involuntary hysterectomy.

Out of Frame Pictures

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:11:05 GMT

clipped by: vandamonium
clipper's remarks: These are different....

Clip Source: www.picerpic.com

Out of Frame Images

Tags: pictures, out of frame, wild

14 Amazing Interactive Drawings

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:05:58 GMT

clipped by: carrerinyes

Clip Source: www.humoric.net

14 amazing interactive drawings

I didn’t know It was possibile to make these masterpieces with only a pencil (or a paintbrush) and a pinch of fantasy. It’s no secret that the authors also used Photoshop in order to make these paintings more real and impressive, but the result is still awesome.

The Church of the Later Day Dude

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:32:24 GMT

clipped by: ratilfar
clipper's remarks: DUDE!

Clip Source: www.dudeism.com

Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world - Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh...lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you'd like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we'll help you get started. Right after a little nap.

First, you might want to get ordained as a Dudeist priest.

If you like, please visit our new store.

Tags: dude, dudes, dudeism, cool, rad

An oldie but a goodie…

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:42:48 GMT

clipped by: CarnivalBorn

Clip Source: www.noiseaddicts.com

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

Most Popular Chuck Norris Facts

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:02:29 GMT

clipped by: JammiePetters
clipper's remarks: Amazing !!!!!!!!!! Isn't it ?

Clip Source: www.chucknorrisfacts.com

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Palin Picture They'd Like to Keep Quiet

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 09:40:33 GMT

clipped by: abailart
clipper's remarks: Michael Palin, Monty Python

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o76WQzVJ434

Clip Source: www.geocities.com

Tags: palin, monty python

Topsy Turvy

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:24:03 GMT

clipped by: Sheroug

Clip Source: www.futilitycloset.com

The great thing about Gustave Verbeek's comic strips is that when you reach the end of a page, you can invert it to see the story continue.

He created 64 such comics for the New York Herald between 1903 and 1905.

50 Things Girls should Know about Guys:

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:22:16 GMT

clipped by: skwirlinator

Clip Source: www.createblog.com

50 Things Girls should Know about Guys:

1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

Tags: 50 things girls should know about guys:, life, menstown

When Your Dad’s a Graphic Designer

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:48:03 GMT

clipped by: vk2yoc
clipper's remarks: Cute Photos.

Clip Source: www.frakincool.com

We all know that Moms love to dress up their kids. However, when Dad’s a graphic designer, anything is possible. It all started out with the morbid baby picture above… Hulk Hogan is my favorite

Psychedelic Furniture

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:33:19 GMT

clipped by: tanjazaric
clipper's remarks: a color-therapy shower is the best to me, would like to have it....

Clip Source: www.darkroastedblend.com

If you're more into the surreal and like to pretend your life is a Dali painting

if you ever feel that you just want to disappear into a library

Clip Source: www.darkroastedblend.com

the modern Italian design

The compact CIRCULAR kitchen contains everything you need, and then conveniently "rolls up" into a tube:

Your "inner biker" would thank you:

Trendir's color-therapy shower:

Clip Source: www.darkroastedblend.com

By the way, the best way to keep unwanted guests out is simply replace your doors with these:

Tags: furniture, technology

Some of the Funniest Simpson Quotes

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:01:46 GMT

clipped by: birdie-brain
clipper's remarks: Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Clip Source: www.thesimpsonsquotes.com

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

Tags: simpsons, quotes, humor, funny

Wacky Sci-Fi “Laws”

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:14:27 GMT

clipped by: haraya
clipper's remarks: If that’s not enough for you, check out Wikipedia’s list of eponymous laws.

Clip Source: www.mentalfloss.com

1. Hanlon’s Razor (aka Hanlon’s Law)

“Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”

2. Sturgeon’s Law

“Ninety percent of everything is crap.”

3. O’Toole’s Corollary of Finagle’s Law

“The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.”

4. Clarke’s Three Laws

The third is by far the most famous:

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

5. Asimov’s Laws of Robotics

First law: A robot may not harm a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Second law: A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Third law: A robot must protect its own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

There’s also a Zeroth Law.

6. The Dilbert Principle

the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.. (See also: the Peter principle

Tags: laws, science, science fiction, writers, humor, list, people, robots, work, life