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Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"&lt;/DIV&gt;
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