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Famous "Quotes" on Sex

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:43:30 GMT

clipped by: Scattered_Fusion

Clip Source: www.2spare.com

My girlfriend always laughs during sex --no matter what she's reading.

Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen

Lord, grant me chastity and continence... but not yet.

St. Augustine

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Steve Martin

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Woody Allen

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Rodney Dangerfield

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.

Lynn Lavner

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

George Burns

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships

Sharon Stone

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Jack Nicholson

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Robin Williams

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

Roseanne

Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

Robert De Niro

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

Dustin Hoffman

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.

Jerry Seinfeld

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Woody Allen

Tags: celebrity, entertainment, sex, humor, funny, quotes

15 Things you don't know about your Penis!

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 23:01:18 GMT

clipped by: usmc6531

Clip Source: health.msn.com

4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

5. The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.

7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.

10. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?

12. The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784 — that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be king.

13. Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm — and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.

14. No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.

15. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking.

Tags: penis, humor, funny, health

Weird sex laws

Sat, 10 Mar 2007 15:53:37 GMT

clipped by: kwonsu

Clip Source: bertc.com

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

Tags: sex, law, people, life

Scientists: masturbation not as good as sex

Thu, 03 May 2007 12:23:05 GMT

clipped by: RutilusLabiae

Clip Source: www.theregister.co.uk

A swift one off the wrist - easy, convenient, refreshing - but just not the same as the real thing, perhaps.

Reporting in the journal Biological Psychology, researchers have now found a basis in physiology for the niggling dissatisfaction.

Levels of the hormone prolactin are lower after masturbation than intercourse. Prolactin makes us feel satisfied by counteracting the arousal messenger dopamine.

The levels of prolactin in the blood of subjects who committed an act of self-pollution after watching grumble flicks were just one fifth of those who had had actual sex in the lab. Still, either way, nice work if you can get it.

The scientists say the difference also explains why men may need a "recovery period" after forming The Beast with Two Backs, but can happily nip to the loo for five minutes, make the bald man cry, then get straight back to work.®

Tags: sex

The Story Of Ohh!

Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:22:12 GMT

clipped by: thisnamecantbetaken
clipper's remarks:

"How can our world be functional and Darwinian if the site of our orgasm is divorced from the place of intercourse?

Why do females orgasm?? Three theories have been put forth. The whole article is quite an interesting read and well worth a gander!

*whispering* For some reason, I think we should hide this clip from debbyski. The topic might just send her into overdrive. Shhh.

Clip Source: www.sensualism.com

The story of Ohh!

the phenomenon of the orgasm

It is axiomatic that women fall in love first and discover lust later, while men fall in lust and only subsequently learn to love. Indeed, it is a close-run thing whether the most striking disparity between the male and female yearning for orgasm is emotional or physical.

All of this has a good deal to do with oxytocin, the "hormone of love"

Oxytocin released by female orgasm helps women lie still for a while afterwards.

as well as making it probable that women will seek further coitus because they enjoyed it so much.

Oxytocin is nature's sugar-coating to disguise the bitter pill of reproduction, the chemical basis for our capacity and longing for romantic attachment.

men's orgasms are practically essential for reproduction, whereas women's do not have any obvious function

the clitoris being sited in the wrong place

But as if to compensate

nature has intriguingly made the female orgasm produced by masturbation far and away the more intense.

Tags: sex, orgasm, females, men, biology, evolution, reproduction

Male Masturbation Reduces Cancer Risk

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:39:41 GMT

clipped by: abailart
clipper's remarks: Handy to know.

Clip Source: news.bbc.co.uk

Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.

They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.

They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.

The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.

The researchers suggest that ejaculating may prevent carcinogens accumulating in the prostate gland.

Anthony Smith, deputy director of the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health and Society at La Trobe University in Melbourne, said

"Masturbation is part of people's sexual repertoire.

"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate,"

Tags: masturbation

Sex Ed Teacher Answers Student Questions on Masturbation, Parents Seek Criminal Charges

Sat, 31 May 2008 22:05:51 GMT

clipped by: digitalsistere
clipper's remarks: This type of fear based mentality on the side of parents and school administrators is a large part of the reason teens struggle with sexual issues. Parents don't want to talk about it...prosecute teachers who try to answer the students questions...and yet we ask "Oh my! What has happened to our youth? Where have we gone wrong?"

These parents need to be sued for utter stupidity. Don't attack a Sex-Ed teacher for trying to answer legitimate questions!

If they want to control the minds of their children...HOME SCHOOL them in a church basement somewhere and mind the shackles please, they tend to come loose with time and age.

Clip Source: www.sltrib.com

A group of Herriman parents who claim a middle school health teacher gave students information about sex that isn't allowed under state law are working with a lawmaker to seek criminal penalties for such behavior.

Wimmer said he decided to act after hearing this week from parents about an incident at Fort Herriman Middle School

investigating allegations that a seventh- and eighth-grade health teacher violated the sex education statute by responding to questions from students about topics beyond the core curriculum, including homosexual sex, oral sex and masturbation.

the teacher has been placed on paid administrative leave, probably through the end of the school year.

Thursday morning, students put up signs at the school supporting the teacher that read, "We were the ones asking her questions."

"I'm really angry right now. I want someone to apologize to those kids and say 'I'm sorry this is not part of the curriculum,' " said Sara Dewitt, a parent

50 parents has unofficially organized

Tags: sex, teen, school, education, children, teacher, masturbation

Old news, Good news? Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:36:30 GMT

clipped by: righthand
clipper's remarks: Dr Chris Hiley, head of policy and research at the UK's Prostate Cancer Charity, said "This is a plausible theory." "In the same way the human papillomavirus has been linked to cervical cancer, there is a suggestion that bits of prostate cancer may be related to a sexually transmitted infection earlier in life."

Clip Source: news.bbc.co.uk

Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.

They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

Researchers were assessing prostate cancer risk

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.

Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits.

They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.

The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.

Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

The researchers suggest that ejaculating may prevent carcinogens accumulating in the prostate gland.

Tags: health, sex, hand, masturbation, prostate, cancer

quotes about sex

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:12:33 GMT

clipped by: shamsi

Clip Source: www.2spare.com

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Woody Allen

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships

Sharon Stone

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Jack Nicholson

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Woody Allen

Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal

My girlfriend always laughs during sex --no matter what she's reading.

Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Tom Clancy

Tags: sex, quotes

Men aren't all from Mars

Thu, 01 May 2008 17:44:05 GMT

clipped by: Aribeth
clipper's remarks: Taken together, the findings provide a much more nuanced picture of men's sexuality than is promoted by men's magazines, Janssen pointed out. "There's huge variability among men in how easily they're turned on or turned off, how easily they experience sexual desire and arousal," he explained. "The differences among men and the differences among women are much larger than the average difference between the sexes in almost anything sexual."In fact, the researcher added, as many as 30 percent of women may be more easily sexually aroused than most men.

"This study's challenging the idea that men are simple," he said.

Clip Source: www.newsdaily.com

Turn-ons, turn-offs, desire varies widely among men

Men aren't all from Mars when it comes to their sexuality, a new study from Kinsey Institute researchers shows.

"We're probably from a whole bunch of different planets," Dr. Erick Janssen

told Reuters Health.

Janssen and his team set up six focus groups in which 50 men between the ages of 18 and 70, most of whom were white and heterosexual, talked about what aroused them sexually and what enhanced or inhibited their arousal.

Men reported getting erections without necessarily being aroused, while some men, especially older men, said they might become aroused without having an erection. Some used masturbation as a way to "fix" it "when something just feels off," or as a "great way" to get out of a funk.

Many men said feeling confident and good about themselves often led to feeling sexually aroused

Mood and feeling emotionally connected also influenced arousal for men, while a woman's scent was key for some men, but not others.

Tags: sexual behavior, sex

The International Encyclopedia of Sexuality

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:06:29 GMT

clipped by: wildcat
clipper's remarks: huge resource.. an anti-ignorance device

Clip Source: www2.hu-berlin.de

Robert T. Francoeur, Ph.D., A.C.S., General Editor

The International Encyclopedia of Sexuality brings together unique and invaluable information about patterns and trends in sexual attitudes and behavior in thirty-two countries around the world. Each chapter is written by a scholar or team of scholars very familiar with a particular country and its culture. Even when a chapter is written by a single author, that author has consulted with other specialists for advice and information to make sure the material in their chapter is accurate, up-to-date, balanced, and as objective as possible

In this International Encyclopedia of Sexuality, the reader can compare religious and ethnic factors affecting sexual behavior, gender roles, concepts of love and sexuality, sex education

masturbation, adolescent sex, courtship, marriage patterns, homosexuality

and bisexuality, gender-conflicted persons

rape and incest, sexual abuse and harassment

prostitution and pornography

Tags: science, research, resource, encyclopedia, sexuality, information

Do Men or Women Dream More about Sex?

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:21:17 GMT

clipped by: muckdog
clipper's remarks: Now if Big Pharma could create a pill that induced sexual dreams... Just saying.

Clip Source: www.ctv.ca

Do men or women dream more about sex?

Both men and women dream about sex in equal measure, according to the findings of a Canadian study.

About 8 per cent of everyday dream reports from both genders contain some form of sexual-related activity,

The most common type of sexual dream content was sexual intercourse, followed by sexual propositions, kissing, fantasies and masturbation.

Both men and women reported experiencing an orgasm in about 4 per cent of their sexual dreams.

Women reported that orgasms were experienced by other people who figured in their dreams, in about 4 per cent of their dreams.

In contrast, men did not report other characters experiencing orgasms in their dreams.

Current or past partners were identified in 20 per cent of women's sexual dreams, compared to 14 per cent for men.

Public figures such as movie stars and politicians were twice as likely to be the object of women's sexual dreams, while men were twice as likely to report dreaming of multiple sex partners.

Tags: sex

"Muslims need more sex"

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:22:27 GMT

clipped by: taksmaster

Clip Source: edition.cnn.com

CAIRO, Egypt (CNN) -- Dr. Heba Kotb is tackling a taboo in the Arab world unlike anyone else: She's talking about sex openly on a show broadcast all over the Middle East.

"We talk about masturbation ... sex over the Internet. We talk about sex and Ramadan. We talk about the wedding night," said Kotb. Entitled "The Big Talk," the show is broadcast once a week over a satellite channel from Cairo, Egypt.

It took the 39-year-old mother three years of negotiations to get her show on the air. And a main reason she succeeded is that she talks only about sex allowed in the Quran -- sex between husband and wife.

And for the men she has some blunt advice: "You have to have foreplay with your wife and you have to have sex with her frequently, not just when you want to."

she started researching while wondering why her part of the world was so averse to talking about sex. It was something Kotb wanted to change and she found a way in the Quran: a passage that discusses sex between husband and wife.

Tags: islam, muslims, sex, health

Is Sex Necessary?

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 15:58:29 GMT

clipped by: TheCatWhisperer
clipper's remarks: Cool article... like some of the benefits of sex/masturbation:

- Improved sense of smell
- Reduced risk of heart disease
- Weight loss, overall fitness
- Reduced depression
- Pain-relief
- Less-frequent colds and flu
- Better bladder control
- Better teeth
- A happier prostate?

PS.. since this is health-based, I didn't feel it needed to be rated [M]

Clip Source: www.forbes.com

Fans of abstinence had better be sitting down. "Saving yourself" before the big game, the big business deal, the big hoedown or the big bakeoff may indeed confer some moral benefit. But corporeally it does absolutely zip. There's no evidence it sharpens your competitive edge. The best that modern science can say for sexual abstinence is that it's harmless when practiced in moderation. Having regular and enthusiastic sex, by contrast, confers a host of measurable physiological advantages, be you male or female. (This assumes that you are engaging in sex without contracting a sexually transmitted disease.)

Tags: sex, health

No jerking in jail

Sun, 05 Aug 2007 15:27:27 GMT

clipped by: ghgroenewold

Clip Source: www.theagitator.com

August 04, 2007 Incarceration Masturbation

So the state of Florida is cracking down on prisoners who masturbate in their cells. Eight prosecutions in the last month.

I wonder, in that time, how many prisoners in Florida have been tried for raping another inmate?

Let's see. Approximately One in ten men in prison is raped (one in five is sexually assaulted). There are 90,000+ inmates in Florida's prison system. Anyone have a calculator?

But in Broward County, Florida, they find it wise to spend taxpayer dollars to stop prisoners from touching themselves. Because it's apparently better for everyone involved if they keep all that sexual energy bottled up.

Tags: prison, masturbation, stupid law enforcement