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Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-us50 Great Free Online Librarieshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/634EBD4A-6B94-4974-8DD5-2E6AA50822DD/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/karokan/">karokan</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Comprehensive list of free online book resources <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.attiaspace.com/List.asp?Type=Lib" title="http://www.attiaspace.com/List.asp?Type=Lib">www.attiaspace.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="7" face="Tahoma" color="aliceblue">Research & Education</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1 align="center">50 Great Free Online Libraries </H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://ark.cdlib.org/" set="yes"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">1. California Digital Library</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://onlinebooks.library.upenn.edu/" set="yes"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">2. The Online Books Page</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://www.freebooks.by.ru/" set="yes"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">3. Free Books</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://www.research-assistance.com/" set="yes"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">5. 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Prosperity Point</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://www.web-books.com/cool/ebooks/Library.htm" set="yes"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">18. Free eBooks and Best Sites</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://ebooks.linkpaks.com/" set="yes"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">19. Free Electronic Books</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://ebooks.ciwstudy.com/freeebooks.htm" set="yes"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">20. CIW Free E-Books</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://www.myfreeebooks.com/" set="yes"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">21. My Free EBooks</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://www.ebookgiveaways.com/" set="yes"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">22. Free E-Books</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://www.agoodread.com/freebooksdirectory.html" set="yes"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">23. A Good Read</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://www.blackmask.com/page.php"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">24. Blackmask Online</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://www.ebookstand.com/free.html" set="yes"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">25. EBookstand</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><TABLE width="100%" height="11" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="3" border="0"><TBODY><TR><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://www.bibliomania.com/" set="yes"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">26. Bibliomania</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://www.infomotions.com/alex/" set="yes"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">27. 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Samizdat Press</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><TABLE width="100%" height="11" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="3" border="0"><TBODY><TR><TD width="71%" height="12"><A href="http://www.pagebypagebooks.com/title.html" set="yes"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" color="#000000">33. 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Jensen </PRE></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/rejection/" rel="tag">rejection</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/letter/" rel="tag">letter</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wit/" rel="tag">wit</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/application/" rel="tag">application</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jobs/" rel="tag">jobs</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/people/" rel="tag">people</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/joke/" rel="tag">joke</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/entertainment/" rel="tag">entertainment</a></div>http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.htmlSun, 17 Sep 2006 13:13:27 GMTMurphy's Lesser Known Lawshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/4B44E6F5-492C-4620-A78D-9CBFFD4FA497/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/chela13/">chela13</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.jumbojoke.com/murphys_lesser_known_laws_818.html" title="http://www.jumbojoke.com/murphys_lesser_known_laws_818.html">www.jumbojoke.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/chela13/512/3BA5A0E0-B711-4FF6-A84C-24D43CBB0769.gif" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1>Murphy's Lesser Known Laws</H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="blogbody"> <P>1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.</P> <P>2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.</P> <P>3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.<BR /> </P> <A name="more"></A> <DIV id="entrygoogle"> </DIV> <P>4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.</P> <P>5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. </P> <P>6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.</P> <P>7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.</P> <P>8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. </P> <P>9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.</P> <P>10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.<BR /> </P> <P> <BR /> <B>Like this joke?</B> Link to it from your web site or blog -- just copy/paste this HTML:<BR /> <TEXTAREA cols="80" rows="3" type="text" name="html-code">&lt;a href="http://www.JumboJoke.com/murphys_lesser_known_laws_818.html"&gt;Good joke: Murphy's Lesser Known Laws&lt;/a&gt; </TEXTAREA> </P> <P> <B>Go To:</B> </P><DIV id="menu"> <A href="http://www.JumboJoke.com/the_top_20_rejected_names_for_windows_vista_817.html">« The Top 20 Rejected Names for Windows Vista</A> | <A href="http://www.JumboJoke.com/">Home</A> | <A href="http://www.jumbojoke.com/random.php">Random</A> | <A href="http://www.JumboJoke.com/passing_time_in_prison_819.html">Passing Time in Prison »</A> </DIV> Category: <A href="http://www.JumboJoke.com/cat_misc.html">Misc.</A> -- Prev: <A href="http://www.JumboJoke.com/true_friendship_813.html">True Friendship</A> | <BR /> </DIV></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.jumbojoke.com/murphys_lesser_known_laws_818.htmlWed, 15 Nov 2006 20:36:09 GMTNo special effect, check out these photoshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C639D978-9256-4F0A-B929-E189A956B5B9/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/swypeople/">swypeople</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; 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border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://rense.com/general75/quote.htm" title="http://rense.com/general75/quote.htm">rense.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><CENTER><B><FONT size="+4">Best Quote Of 2006?</FONT></B><FONT size="+1"><BR /> By Chris Rock<BR /> 2-28-7</FONT></CENTER></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="+1">"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock</FONT></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/chris+rock/" rel="tag">chris rock</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/comedy/" rel="tag">comedy</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/joke/" rel="tag">joke</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jokes/" rel="tag">jokes</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quote/" rel="tag">quote</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotes/" rel="tag">quotes</a></div>http://rense.com/general75/quote.htmSat, 18 Aug 2007 17:27:46 GMTPhone Menu of a Mental Hospital..http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/EFE343BB-D2B7-4F63-B40B-F04AEFD4AE3A/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/tron2007/">tron2007</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; 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Stay on<BR />the<BR /><DIV>line so we can trace your call.</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the<BR /><DIV>MotherShip.</DIV><BR />If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will<BR />tell<BR /><DIV>you which number to press.</DIV><BR /><BR />If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,<BR /><DIV>nothing will make you happy anyway.</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.</DIV><BR /><BR />If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before<BR />the<BR /><DIV>beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.</DIV><BR /><BR />If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term<BR /><DIV>memory loss, press 9. 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Bookyards: library to the world</FONT></STRONG></A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">4shared.com</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">ReadPrint.com</div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://www.fotolia.com/id/773342Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:44:51 GMTI think you're the father of one of my kidshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E881448D-270A-4EF5-B8EB-AAFF78BBD73D/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/debbyski/">debbyski</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://members2.boardhost.com/WareOpEd/msg/1161896799.html" title="http://members2.boardhost.com/WareOpEd/msg/1161896799.html">members2.boardhost.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><FONT size="3" face="georgia%2C%20arial%2C%20verdana"><DIV> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" </DIV> <BR /><DIV>She replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." </DIV> <BR /><DIV>Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God": </DIV> <BR /><DIV>Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that tied me to the the pool table, gagged me with your sequined bra, shaved my pubes, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery? My buddies still laugh themselves senseless over that night! </DIV> <BR />She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher." </FONT></TD></tr></table></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/joke/" rel="tag">joke</a></div>http://members2.boardhost.com/WareOpEd/msg/1161896799.htmlWed, 01 Nov 2006 16:13:06 GMT39 Monty Python sketcheshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2217AD94-AAB8-42B5-83BD-C9BCB9275948/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kankamuso/">kankamuso</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Nobody expects the spanish inquisition! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://hightechnews.info/2007/01/13/another-39-hilarious-monty-python-sketches-on-youtube/" title="http://hightechnews.info/2007/01/13/another-39-hilarious-monty-python-sketches-on-youtube/">hightechnews.info</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P><A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=5RKTSwAVaoU" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">1. Monty Python - Self Defence Class</A><BR /> <A href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFixDSO4_s0" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">3. Monty Python - married</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=DnObI25aN1k" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">2. Monty Python - Burma</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">3. Monty Python - Four Yorkshiremen</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=0xpNj9nhoH4" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">4. Monty Python - International Philosophy</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=ebZxBEBfodc" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">5. Monty Python - Kilimanjaro Expedition</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=J3Ts1EUsNWY" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">6. Monty Python - Arguement Clinic</A><BR /> <A id="more-47"></A><A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=IysnS5wO60g" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">7. Monty Python - Funniest Joke</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=4KTIdZZ5rAo" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">8. Monty Python - The Visitors Sketch</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=R6x6ePMN5k8" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">9. Monty Python - Tobacconist Sketch</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=BvxtpoSgujI" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">10. Monty Python - Twit Olympics</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Ulej_3ovYg" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">11. Monty Python - Agatha Christie Sketch</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=M9Ly2XCE3jQ" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">12. Monty Python - Lumberjack Sketch</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=CmA7JhxGgWY" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">13. Monty Python - Eat Me!!</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=9JSR_6qfXTg" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">14. Monty Python - The Galaxy Song</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">15. Monty Python - Mr. Creosote</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">16. Monty Python - Star Trek</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=zVJOP1RdHC4" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">17. Monty Python - Nudge Nudge</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">18. Monty Python - Football</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=gk4_Bt0yNgw" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">19. Monty Python - Dirty fork</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=arCITMfxvEc" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">20. Monty Python - Hospital Sketch</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=5V3NJi3WRKY" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">21. Monty Python - Killer Rabbit</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=BPdTCQmqvqc" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">22. Monty Python - Dead Parrot</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=P5Nj08KTJ9U" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">23. Monty Python - Restaurante</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=MT6zyBVjcXI" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">24. Monty Python - Force</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=YbcucaZUO_A" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">25. Monty Python - Jumpstyle</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=7GhH2I4nhfc" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">26. Monty Python - Graveside</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZcACaW9vwg4" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">27. Monty Python - Mosquito Hunting</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=KfyISaW9hV8" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">28. Monty Python - Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sb5pF0IF_DM" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">29. Monty Python - Military Fairy Routine</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=Oofk2J_DQN0" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">30. Monty Python - Courtroom Sketch</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=zO68fUMWx3g" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">31. Monty Python - The Spanish Inquisition</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=QkCZRnB3VFg" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">32. Monty Python - Coconut</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=M1-NpyaOWV0" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">33. Monty Python - Salad Days</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=iHhq-eek4_A" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">34. Monty Python - The Accident Sketch</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=rCyr1ugzxXM" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">35. Monty Python - Twit Race Sketch</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tpk-g955R-U" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">36. Monty Python - Courtroom Charades</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=872i2E5yBow" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">37. Monty Python - The Prejudice Show</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=i1leDAwjtto" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">38. Monty Python - The man who is alternately rude and polite</A><BR /> <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q9YL0yHohts" rel="external%20nofollow" target="_blank">39. Monty Python - Milkman</A></P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/monty+python/" rel="tag">monty python</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/videos/" rel="tag">videos</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/youtube/" rel="tag">youtube</a></div>http://hightechnews.info/2007/01/13/another-39-hilarious-monty-python-sketches-on-youtube/Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:28:50 GMT