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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | 4freedomstantra's clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/4freedomstantra/date/2008/5/14/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/4freedomstantra/date/2008/5/14/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>The Replacement</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E0F6282F-5EA2-4FEE-8D7D-303BFD4566AE/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/4freedomstantra/"&gt;4freedomstantra&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.askaboutloveandsex.com/156-the-replacement/" title="http://www.askaboutloveandsex.com/156-the-replacement/"&gt;www.askaboutloveandsex.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV align="justify"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;FONT size="2"&gt;A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him, &lt;EM&gt;"You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll go to heaven and you'll take over until somebody switches with you. So go on, pick a room."&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;

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&lt;DIV align="justify"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;FONT size="2"&gt; The devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped. The second room has someone being burned by a torch. The third has a man getting blown by a naked woman.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;FONT size="2"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt; &lt;EM&gt;"I choose this room!"&lt;/EM&gt; the man says.&lt;/DIV&gt;
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&lt;EM&gt;"Very well,"&lt;/EM&gt; the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder.&lt;BR /&gt;
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&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;EM&gt;&lt;FONT size="2"&gt;"You can go now. I've found you're replacement."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sex+joke/" rel="tag"&gt;sex joke&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/comedy/" rel="tag"&gt;comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.askaboutloveandsex.com/156-the-replacement/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 16:02:17 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>